azure/anon mk8 rosalina short slob/facesitting/wg/stuffing

azure: oh are you taking another shortcut
azure: let me just sort of bomp you off the stage
azure: just sort of get in the way of your mad bike stunts and exist in an inconveniant location to your future prospects
azure: and then maybe sit on your face with my fat ass
azure: because thats what mario kart is about
anon: they should patch that in
azure: instead of taking out the post-gp victory cutscene just put in facesitting
azure: flawless plan

azure: you know i think i do better playing as koopa but between her adorable little ta-daa~ stunt and my sudden desire to make sitting on your face with a fat ass an overused running joke i dont think im capable of not playing rosa at this point
anon: rosalina is very good apparently
azure: she has the same stats as a few others
anon: yea
anon: her and pgp are apparently "the best" but i'm not sure how or why
azure: pgp is a bit heavier than rosa but rosa has a bit more traction
anon: oh okay so HER ass is just overly soft
anon: pgp is literally tons of metal
azure: pgp is literally a shitton of metal
azure: rosa is just a mild fatass

azure: [link to rosalina ass] probably more relevant now
anon: incredibly
azure: reason #1 to use a bike: ass in tight suit
azure: reason #2: quicker dismounts for immediate victory facesitting after races
anon: smushing it into his face

azure: racing through a warm cookie wonderland on a hot bike under the sun tossing fireballs and doing mad stunts means shes definitely slick and warmed-up under that tracksuit and chub for optimal head smushings
azure: might not even have to unzip it to give whoevers in second place a slightly damp faceful of heavyweight dough after three laps like that
anon: she's sweating through it
anon: especially around her asscrack

azure: the cup taking her through a literal mountainscape of sweets hasnt helped her already ample figure much but it turns out all the extra padding just makes the feeling of plopping down and wobbling atop her defeated rivals even more enjoyable, sweat-slick skin under her suit or no
anon: right in front of a giant cookie so she can eat her fill all the while

azure: just listening to his muffled voice and feeling the way his head jiggles and bounces against her wide ass as she idly chews her way through most of her impromptu enormous dessert and wipes sweat from her brow with her free hand
anon: cheeks full of giant crumbs
anon: poor loser's sweating in the heat too

azure: his body stuck out in the heat of the sun and his head buried in the heat of her loins as she spreads her thick thighs a bit to press herself down harder atop him and squash his face in her asscheeks and between her legs, leaning back a bit to rub at her filling potbelly as she happily swallows the last of an oversized chocolate chip and licks brown from her pale lips
anon: slaps those cheeks so they can feel the jiggle
anon: flecks of sweat flying off

azure: shes more than happy to just sit atop them and eat her cookie all day, but given the heat and just how full and hot shes getting under the collar its only a matter of time before her discomfort leads to her tight outfit getting dropped
azure: momentarily freeing them just long enough to give them a view of her unzipping and peeling the sticky jumpsuit from her bare plush frame, pale skin slick and shiny with sweat and jiggling slightly from her freeing herself from her own biker outfit
azure: before not-so-daintily plopping back down onto his face with a wet slap of wobbling slippery flesh on skin and letting them discover head-on just how hot her fat royal ass was getting under all that cyan fabric
anon: It's two cellullite-covered jello mounds instead of the tight round butt it was before
anon: And her gut's slammed down on his chest, the sweaty underside squelching as it hits him
anon: Her pale-blue panties smell awful

azure: shes still eating even as she lazes atop him, wet and sticky and bulging over his head and torso from the girth of her shelf of an ass and doughy gut, stretching her thick thighs out on either side of them and resting with her sore, baby-blue painted feet raised slightly so all of her monumental weight is pressing down on his chest and face
azure: rubbing her belly lazily with one hand and leaving chocolatey smears on its exquisitely pale surface as the kneading motion causes ripples and wobbles to traverse her enormous frame and bounce her atop them slightly, and occasionally reaching back to squish at her own ass to push him further into its deep mass whenever it seems like his movements are slowing down
anon: She's crushing the air out of him, and all he can do is knee her belly in a vain attempt to escape
anon: It's impossible for him to say anything under her mammoth ass and all he can hear is chewing, crunching, and loud lip smacking

azure: despite her regal appearance shes obviously not as ladylike as she usually is when it comes to her sweets, messily scarfing down the last of a chunk of cookie and ignoring the crumbs that tumble down her doughy front in favor of sucking her fingers of any remaining chocolate and rubbing slow circles in her full belly
azure: the motion of his knee jostling her gut causing her to give a short yet gassy burp and a sensual aftermoan, and respond in kind with a sharp slap to her jello thigh to wobble her heavy frame atop his much smaller figure ruthlessly
anon: She spreads her ass with both hands, getting out a brassy fart and sighing as she does so, thinking of what to do next now that she's filled her gut filled of giant pastry
azure: its probably tempting to just laze about in the sun, noisily digesting her sugary bellyful and letting the hapless boy under her give her a much-appreciated jiggling and wobbling from underneath