A mysterious wizard yard sale

The Wallet: The wizard wallet generates 20 funbucks everyday. If you haven't spent the funbucks by midnight, you won't get any more. If in the event you have less than 20 funbucks the remainder is destroyed and replaced with a brand new crisp note. The funbucks, true to their name can only be spent on entertainment and other fun things and you can even use them over the internet! Wow!

The Pen: The pen allows you to write really well! If you write a story with the pen, the vast majority of people will think it is pretty neat. Any written argument made with the pen will be extremely convincing. You can draw with the pen if you want to but only the most classy of art will produce any effect.

The Stopwatch: The stopwatch allows you to stop and skip time. You can stop time indefinitely, but you cannot move in stopped time except to resume the flow of time, so you can only really use it to have a think. Skipping time allows your body to go on auto pilot for a predefined set of time, during which time you will perform tasks as you would on a fairly dull day and do not age during this period. If you activate it before you sleep, you can extend your life at the expense of dreams. Goodness!
The Bag: It's a bag of holding. It's the best bag of holding. You can put anything you want in, weighs a set amount, you can find things instantly, go nuts.

The Bank: The piggy bank allows you to see a top secret wizard shopping space that can conjure replicas of anything that has been on the public market! Powerful wizards do not care about mortal money that much, so the replicas are locked into their lowest sale price. In addition to this realm of commerce, you gain powerful money stretching smarts allowing you to get 50% off of anything purchased off the internet. However, any items brought from wizard shop zone and using your discount cannot be sold for a profit because of reasons.