LEAKED Mass Effect 3 DLC timetable SPOILERS!!!!111

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MASS EFFECT™  3 DLC TIMETABLE

MASS EFFECT™  3 - OMEGA™  (October 2012) Spoilers

The Collector base was neutralised---but there was never only one. Aria is poisoned by a barman in Purgatory who turns out to be wearing a fragment of Sovereign as a pendant. Stop the Reapers from using Omega to build a super-Reaper, and avenge Aria’s daughter’s death at the hands of Kai Leng.


MASS EFFECT™  3 - VANGUARD (November 2012) Spoilers

You begin seeing another figure---turian---in your dreams, and soon your love interest begins getting headaches and stomach pains. Five days later, it turns out they’re pregnant---and they give birth to a miniature clone of Saren. Your choice is to (a) raise the Saren clone as your own son, at the risk of indoctrination, or (b) allow Javik to throw him out of the airlock. (NB: in the event that Shepard has no love interest, Joker will be the one who becomes pregnant.)


MASS EFFECT™  3™ - CHRISTMAS SPECIAL (December 2012) Spoilers

The Normandy travels to the distant system of Reknaw, upon reports of a Reaper gone rogue. On a frozen planet they discover Canon, an exiled Reaper dreadnought who has, in isolation, grown compassionate and begun creating Christmas presents to all the little Husks and Abominations in its care. Load up on weapon upgrades, and discover the true meaning of Christmas!


MASS EFFECT 3 - SPACEHOPPER™  (January 2013) Spoilers

Introducing a brand new vehicle exploration mission, the M-42 Spacehopper! Use this exciting, manoueverable new vehicle to drive, jump and fly---both off-planet and in space! Punish your foes with the Mjolnir Disruptor Cannon! Hammer down steep slopes at 300mph! Jump over lava flows, avalanches, rivers and black holes!

MASS EFFECT™  3 - CATACOMBS AND CHIMERAS™  (March 2013) Spoilers

Ever wondered what your crew gets up to in the games room? Join Traynor, Cortez, Joker, Kaidan* and EDI to play Catacombs and Chimeras, the tabletop role-playing game of the future! Make friends! Break friends! Backstab your enemies! Win an inconsequential amount of credits!

* If Kaidan died on Virmire, Ashley will take his place as the two characters are supposed to be interchangeable (regardless of the fact she wouldn’t be seen dead playing a D&D clone.)

MASS EFFECT™ 3 - EXTENDED EXTENDED CUT (last DLC, April 2013) Spoilers

The whole of Mass Effect 2 and 3 was a dream. Cerberus is just a tiny Alliance black ops group. The Reapers are all dead. Experience Shepard waking up in a hospital bed, and a realistic and heartwarming simulation of a long and happy life with your romance interest---talking, petting, trips to the beach, arguments over milk, old age, incontinence, true love!