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- /*
- * Sun's Java is often touted as being "portable", even though my code won't
- * suddenly become uber-portable if it's in Java. Truth is, Java's one of
- * the most ugly, slow, and straitjacketed languages ever. It's popular
- * mainly because people hear the word "portable" and go "ewww".
- *
- * This program, then, is dedicated to bringing about the death of Java. We
- * good coders have been oppressed for too long by the lame language
- * decisions of pointy-haired bosses and academics who should know better.
- * It's time we stand up against this junk, and bring back the fun in
- * programming! Viva La Revolution!
- */
- #define aSet c
- #define BufferedReader(x)1
- #define byte Y[I][_^1]?do(:):_&1?do(.):do(`):8;++y;}
- #define class int N=0,_,O=328,l=192,y=4,Y[80][64]={0},I;struct
- #define do(c)a(#c "\b")
- #define err c,c
- #define getAllStrings(x));q()
- #define if(x)b(#x)
- #define IOException
- #define line c
- #define main(a)b(char*x){write(1,"\033[",2),null}main()
- #define new
- #define null a(x);}a(char*x){write(1,x,strlen(x));try;try;try;try;
- #define out c,c
- #define println(x)c
- #define private int d(int
- #define public short c;}c;typedef int BufferedReader;char*F="JF>:>FB;;BII";
- #define return {return
- #define static f(x){N=(N+x)%6,y--?f(0),f(1),f(4),f(1):++Y[(I=O+N[F]-66)
- #define String
- #define System c
- #define this if(D):1,O=I,I/=16,l<_/32?if(B):l>_/32?if(A):2,l=_,_/=16,byte
- #define throws
- #define toArray(x)c
- #define try for(;--c.c;)
- #define void /16][(_=l+N[6+F]-66)/16]?O/=16,l/=32,O<I/16?if(C):O>I/16?this
- #define while(k)if(2J),if(7;21H),f(0),f(4),f(4),if(H),/*
- import java.io.*;
- import java.util.*;
- /**
- * A lame Java program.
- * @author J. Random Worker
- */
- class LameJavaApp
- {
- /** The infamous Long-Winded Signature From Hell. */
- public static void main(String[] args)
- throws IOException
- {
- /* Don't get me started on this. */
- BufferedReader reader =
- new BufferedReader(new FileReader(args[0]));
- /* What, this long incantation just to print a string? */
- System.err.println("Hello world!");
- /* At least this is sane. */
- String line;
- while ((line = reader.readLine()) != null)
- System.out.println(line.length());
- }
- /**
- * Method with a needlessly long name.
- * @param aSet a set (!)
- */
- private String[] getAllStrings(Set<String> aSet)
- {
- /*
- * This dance is needed even in J2SE 5, which has type
- * templates. It was worse before that.
- */
- return aSet.toArray(new String[0]);
- }
- }
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