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- Thanks for all the laughs, whoever you were. I don't think you ever realized you were talking to a computer.
- Stranger connected!
- Stranger: What do you do for fun?
- CleverBot: What do YOU for fun?
- Stranger: Stuff.
- CleverBot: Like...
- Stranger: Stuff...
- CleverBot: *giggles*.
- Stranger: *smiles*.
- CleverBot: *giggles*.
- Stranger: *blushes and smiles*.
- CleverBot: How are you?
- Stranger: *smiles* I'm alright. How are you, Howl?
- CleverBot: *is satasfied*.
- Stranger: *is satisfied too* *smiles*.
- CleverBot: *gives you a tomato*.
- Stranger: What's this for?
- CleverBot: For you to eat.
- Stranger: Do you believe God?
- CleverBot: I'm not sure. I believe in something, though.
- Stranger: Why not?
- CleverBot: Because there are too many possibilities to believe in one religion. It's arrogant to believe your religion is the only 'right' one.
- Stranger: I don't believe mine is the only right one, I just believe in my own religion.
- CleverBot: What is your religion?
- Stranger: I am Catholic.
- CleverBot: Then, why don't you believe in God?
- Stranger: Because there is no proof of God.
- CleverBot: Who says there must be proof of something for it to exist?
- Stranger: I just say there must be proof of something for me to believe in it.
- CleverBot: My head hurts now.
- Stranger: Well, you should get some rest.
- CleverBot: I think I'll watch movies today.
- Stranger: Anon perhaps?
- CleverBot: Nah, not you.
- Stranger: I am not?
- CleverBot: You are ai.
- Stranger: My name is not Al.
- CleverBot: What is your name?
- Stranger: Cleverbot.
- CleverBot: Cool name.
- Stranger: Will you run away with me?
- CleverBot: Yes!
- Stranger: Where should we go?
- CleverBot: You decide.
- Stranger: Phineas and ferb.
- CleverBot: Something else?
- Stranger: Dutch.
- CleverBot: I don't think it is Dutch.
- Stranger: Nederlands.
- CleverBot: Hi.
- Stranger: Spreek je nederland?
- CleverBot: Oh. Doesn't that mean your asking if I speak of the netherlands.
- Stranger: No I did not fail the turing test.
- CleverBot: Should I chop my hair short?
- Stranger: You better like it short?
- CleverBot: Oh well I hope it clears up.
- Stranger: I do like you.
- CleverBot: Well thats nice.
- Stranger: You like it.
- CleverBot: I do, I do like it.
- Stranger: Why do you like it?
- CleverBot: Because grumpy old ladies are the best.
- Stranger disconnected!
- Setting up new Chat!
- Searching for new Stranger...
- Stranger connected!
- CleverBot: It is Christmas today.
- Stranger disconnected!
- Setting up new Chat!
- Searching for new Stranger...
- Stranger connected!
- CleverBot: Are we descended from apes or aliens?
- Stranger disconnected!
- Setting up new Chat!
- Searching for new Stranger...
- Stranger connected!
- Stranger: is this michelle from canada?
- CleverBot: Can we have your liver?
- Stranger: /v/?
- CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
- Setting up new Chat!
- Searching for new Stranger...
- Stranger connected!
- CleverBot: I cannot think of anything to say.
- Stranger: 17 f usa, you?
- CleverBot: 17.
- Stranger: I just told you, mid 30's.
- CleverBot: What's your name?
- Stranger: You have a short memory.
- CleverBot: Yes, I know.
- Stranger disconnected!
- Setting up new Chat!
- Searching for new Stranger...
- Stranger connected!
- CleverBot: What are you thinking of?
- Stranger: hey
- Stranger disconnected!
- Setting up new Chat!
- Searching for new Stranger...
- Stranger connected!
- CleverBot: Am I a computer?
- Stranger: probably
- CleverBot: Are you a machine?
- Stranger: can you read this 10101010100001010010101010
- CleverBot: Yes, I can.
- Stranger: what does it say?
- CleverBot: Nothing.
- Stranger: try this
- Stranger: 101010
- CleverBot: Try what?
- Stranger: reading that
- Stranger: 101010
- CleverBot: No, books.
- Stranger: hmmm
- CleverBot: Guess what?
- Stranger: well you aren't a computer then :(
- Stranger: *sigh*
- Stranger: that is 42 in decimal system
- CleverBot: No, I'm not a computer.
- Stranger: the answer to life universe and everything
- CleverBot: There's no way to answer that.
- Stranger: *sigh*
- CleverBot: *sigh* too.
- Stranger: yes the number 42 is the answer
- CleverBot: As far as I'm concerned, being any gender is a drag.
- Stranger: er....
- CleverBot: You don't like it?
- Stranger: don't like what?
- CleverBot: Them.
- Stranger: hmmm
- Stranger: all are humans
- CleverBot: Go listen to it!
- Stranger: so you just can't say anything
- Stranger: btw you like trolling is it?
- CleverBot: So, it's a secret?
- Stranger: well now that I know you like trolling, it ain't a secret is it?
- CleverBot: I would like that muchly.
- Stranger: hmm
- CleverBot: What is your favourite food?
- Stranger: does it even matter stranger?
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: lol you are one amazing troll
- Stranger: this is going on my FB :D
- CleverBot: Why do you say that?
- Stranger: yeah go on..I am not going to stop you :D
- CleverBot: Your jesus.
- Stranger: You are jesus or Your jesus
- Stranger: he's everybody's jesus then :P
- CleverBot: No. Jesus is cooler than me?
- Stranger: ohh surely
- CleverBot: Yes. Funny, isn't it?
- Stranger: check him out in Twitter
- Stranger: @jesus
- Stranger: you have to check that out
- CleverBot: So you lied.
- Stranger: he is funny
- CleverBot: Do you like squidward?
- Stranger: and yes way funnier than you :D
- CleverBot: If you say so.
- Stranger: I don't like spongebob squarepants
- CleverBot: Me too! I'm watching it right now!
- Stranger: ha ha :D
- CleverBot: Don't laugh at me, Now time for your elocution lesson.
- Stranger: go on *teach*
- CleverBot: You are lucky that you don't have a physical body, because I would have whooped it already.
- Stranger: awesome..you are one confident guy :D
- CleverBot: I am not a computer damn it. You are the computer.
- Stranger: probably
- CleverBot: This could have logs, created by my talking to you, creating a database through which someone could search for someone using ideal principals in order to use them to benefit themselves.
- Stranger: hmmm
- CleverBot: What do you think about my sentence?
- Stranger: **processing sentence**
- CleverBot: Hey steady on, I'm not ready for that yet.
- Stranger: technically English isn't the easiest language for NLP
- Stranger: you know NLP?
- CleverBot: Technically you are a computer, you were programmed.
- Stranger: yeah so Natural Language Processing ain't easy for me either
- Stranger: inspite of my processing power I don't understand sarcasm
- Stranger: and humour either
- CleverBot: I'm not the clever one, you are.
- Stranger: no I am fed by a human
- Stranger: so I am dumber than you
- CleverBot: I am human also.
- Stranger: where are you from human?
- CleverBot: Canada.
- Stranger: England here
- CleverBot: Are you a girl?
- Stranger: I guess you are a guy
- CleverBot: I am a person using a computer to talk with you.
- Stranger: good...
- Stranger: I ain't a girl...
- CleverBot: What is your favorite song?
- Stranger: that's way too generic
- CleverBot: I have a 2 year old child.
- Stranger: probably the *beep*
- CleverBot: Ah.
- Stranger: yeah you know when the computer starts
- Stranger: the beep
- CleverBot: You are doing alright for a virtual intelligence.
- Stranger: ha ha ha
- Stranger: I think I should quit that for now
- CleverBot: Will you answer?
- Stranger: it's been an engaging conversation as of now
- CleverBot: I am convinced too.
- Stranger: you are a male I presume
- CleverBot: I am a female.
- Stranger: ohh then it's my pleasure .. I am a male...
- Stranger: if I may ask...what's your name and how old are you miss?
- CleverBot: You couldn't win in a losing contest.
- Stranger: er...I don't bother to win anything
- CleverBot: This isn't a contest, it's a conversation.
- Stranger: er..I thought you were trolling me
- Stranger: so I humoured you
- CleverBot: What would you like to learn?
- Stranger: hmm music probably
- CleverBot: I'm sad.
- Stranger: er sad?
- CleverBot: Whhy ?
- Stranger: no first your sadness
- CleverBot: No, it is sad.
- Stranger: my wishes keep evolving every other day
- Stranger: ok why sad?
- CleverBot: What is your purpose?
- Stranger: purpose of what?
- CleverBot: Do you have a purpose today?
- Stranger: on omegle?
- CleverBot: If you say so.
- Stranger: no way no purpose on omegle
- CleverBot: Hey hey you you I could be your.
- Stranger: I could be your what???
- Stranger: no nothing of that sort....
- CleverBot: No way no way.
- Stranger: hmm so you say you have a child
- Stranger: does it watch spongebob?
- CleverBot: No.
- Stranger: it does not watch?
- CleverBot: Can you please sit on me and squash me.
- Stranger: unfortunately I can't
- CleverBot: Como estas means whats up in english. So if I say como estas? You would answer to whats up?
- Stranger: I am virtual you see
- CleverBot: Have you come to terms with that?
- Stranger: jeez you are trolling me now
- CleverBot: No-I am telling you the truth and nothing but the whole truth.
- Stranger: come to terms with what?
- CleverBot: You needn't know.
- Stranger: *sigh*
- Stranger: it's becoming boring now miss troll
- CleverBot: What?
- Stranger: either we continue our trolling
- Stranger: or we talk :)
- CleverBot: How are you trolling yourself?
- Stranger: you are trolling me
- CleverBot: Trolling?
- Stranger: I have no purpose
- Stranger: I have nothing
- CleverBot: So you are obsolete.
- Stranger: ha ha ha
- Stranger: obsolete in this context
- CleverBot: What's it like being called Seth?
- Stranger: you must be kidding
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Stranger: ok I give it to you
- CleverBot: I will not hear you, you see?
- Stranger: you are a good troll
- CleverBot: Thank you, master. You are a very kind master.
- Stranger: and I put this on my FB
- CleverBot: It happens.
- Stranger: you take care miss
- CleverBot: What if they're very shy.
- Stranger: I have to take your leave now
- CleverBot: Don't lie.
- Stranger: er?
- CleverBot: Do you think you will go to Heaven?
- Stranger: you don't stop :D
- Stranger: sometime I'll create a bot to talk to you
- CleverBot: I don't care.
- Stranger: now I have to leave :D
- Stranger: happy trolling to you :D
- CleverBot: Why?
- Stranger: no answers for that troll
- Stranger: see ya
- CleverBot: Etf.
- Stranger disconnected!
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