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- There’s this girl I’ve had feelings for since high school, and now we’re in college together. We’ll call her Denko.
- We started out talking often, but she hasn’t answered me in three days now.
- I’m getting depressed just thinking that Denko might be sick, or that something happened to her… (´・ω・`)
- Please, somebody give me some advice.
- #2ch
- SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU.
- GIVE IT UP.
- #2ch
- So you got responses before?
- What kind of emails are you sending?
- It could be, you know, interesting…
- #OP
- What I’m sending… well, I’m worried about her lack of reply, so I’ve sent her around 600 emails.
- #2ch
- Troll sighted.
- And if you’re not? Give it up.
- #2ch
- You seriously sent 600 emails in three days? lol
- #OP
- Well, I think it was only around 50 the first two days… (´・ω・`) I am not good at talking with girls, what should I talk to her about?
- #2ch
- How about the new teriyaki burger at McDonald’s?
- #OP
- Okay, thanks! I just asked “Do you know if the new teriyaki burger at McDonald’s is good?”
- #2ch
- Man Poor Denko
- #2ch
- I’m kind of figuring the OP has played a lot of dating sims.
- In those games, you need to take action for your bond to go up, but…
- You can’t go into real life thinking it works that way…
- #OP
- Yes, you hit the bullseye.
- I really have no clue how to handle three-dimensional women.
- It’s so easy to confess in games, but so hard in three dimensions…
- #OP
- Actually… I’m starting to feel like it might be best for me to wholeheartedly confess to Denko.
- Is that just me? (´・ω・`)
- #OP
- Subject: To Denko
- Thinking on it now, our meeting was a cherry blossom blooming in high school.
- And now, it’s spring again just the same.
- Before I met you, Denko, I felt like I was in a cold winter.
- But in the spring, you put a bud in my heart that would bloom into a great flower.
- It’s been so long since we were in high school together, but my feelings are just the same as they were that spring.
- You’ve helped me when I was bullied, haven’t you, Denko?
- Back then, I thought, “Why does this girl not have the wings an angel should have?”
- I suppose you must have left them in your mother’s stomach…
- Even when we met eyes, I didn’t have the courage.
- And we could never talk to each other.
- But now, I’m different!
- Denko, I know you may not want to marry me yet, but please, go out with me!
- Well? (´・ω・`)
- #2ch
- SOUNDS GOOD TO ME
- #2ch
- Perfection.
- Nothing can be done to improve it.
- #OP
- I GOT AN EMAIL FROM DENKOOOOO!!
- I’m too scared to open it dskald;ksa
- #OP
- Um, she said “sure”… (´・ω・`)
- Is this okay? Really?
- I’m so happy I could cry…
- #OP
- She followed it up with “Don’t email me anymore.”
- What’s this? And here I thought I knew her feelings…
- Maybe dating was too sudden?
- It’s hard for me to tell what girls are trying to get at… (´・ω・`)
- Is this the fickle heart of a woman at work???
- What’s the intent of this email? Someone interpret it… (´・ω・`)
- #2ch
- Maybe “sure” was in reply to the McDonald’s teriyaki burger, so “don’t email me anymore” was in reply to the confession.
- Which means you’re not dating.
- #OP
- Maybe she thinks e-mail is too impersonal
- Okay, I’ll call her, then.
- Calling now.
- #OP
- Nope, guess she’s talking with someone… (´・ω・`)
- I’ll wait a bit…
- #2ch
- oh god
- #2ch
- OBVIOUSLY SHE’S TELLING HER FRIENDS ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND
- #2ch
- ^ Bingo!
- #2ch
- ^ You, sir, know the heart of a woman well.
- #OP
- I can’t get a signal here… (´・ω・`)
- Maybe she’s gotten wrapped up in some incident? What to do…
- Maybe I’ll go to her house, but if we’re dating, then it’s not stalking, okay?! (´・ω・`)
- Maybe she’s testing to see if I’d come to save her if something happened?
- #2ch
- We’ve got a Sherlock Holmes on our hands.
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