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- *A WHOLE NEW WORLD*
- sung by Teleharmonic (Tavros) and Fawn (Vriska)
- tiny little edits by Teleharmonic and Fawn
- TAVROS
- uHHH, I can show you the world
- uHHH, Shining, shimmering, splendid
- Tell me, Vriska, now when did
- You last, uHHHH, let your heart decide?
- I can open your eyes
- Take you wonder by wonder
- Over, sideways and under
- On a magic ROCKETCAR ride
- A whole new world
- A new fantastic point of view
- No one to tell us no
- Or where to go
- I ... guess on Prospit, we're dreaming
- VRISKA
- A whole new world
- A dazzling place I never knew
- But when I'm way up here
- It's crystal clear
- That now I'm in a whole new world with you
- TAVROS
- Now I'm in a whole new world with you
- VRISKA
- Unbelievable sights
- Hey, are these redrom feelings?
- Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
- Through an endless map-filled sky
- A whole new world
- TAVROS
- Don't you dare close your eyes
- VRISKA
- A hundred thousand things to see
- TAVROS
- Hold your breath - uHHH, it gets better
- VRISKA
- I'm like a shooting star
- I've come so far
- I can't go back to who I used to be
- TAVROS
- A whole new world
- VRISKA
- Every turn a surprise
- TAVROS
- With new horizons to pursue
- VRISKA
- Every moment red-letter
- TAVROS + VRISKA
- I'll chase them anywhere
- There's time to spare
- Let me share this whole new world with you
- TAVROS
- A whole new world
- VRISKA
- A whole new world
- TAVROS
- That's where we'll be
- VRISKA
- That's where we'll be
- TAVROS
- A thrilling chase
- VRISKA
- We reached first base
- TAVROS + VRISKA
- For you and me
- TAVROS: Uhhhh, I've always wanted to fly....
- VRISKA: I know. Read your mind.
- TAVROS: Uhhhh.... Cool!
- *STILL ALIVE*
- by Fawn (Vriska) and Teleharmonic (Tavros)
- written by Teleharmonic, Fawn, and I know a few other people helped but for the life of me I can't remember who
- VRISKA
- This was a triumph
- I'm making a note: Bluh bluh, huge bitch
- It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
- Here in Alternia
- We kill who we want because we can
- For the good of my lusus
- Except right now she is dead
- But there's no sense crying 'cause I cannot shed tears
- I'll just keep on praying on poor Tavros' fears
- And Troll Romance transpires
- Among many moon spires
- For the twelve trolls who are still alive
- TAVROS
- Uhhh, I'm not even angry
- Uhhh, I'm being so sincere right now
- Even though you broke my spine and tried to kill me!
- And built all these stairways
- You covered my hive in all these stairs
- You said it was to make me strong
- And now my lusus is dead
- But this code you sent me has allowed me to fly
- And I'm just so happy I could break down and cry
- I'm just like Pupa Pan flying off to other lands
- Like the twelve trolls who are still alive
- VRISKA
- I'm glad you could meet me
- I set up this damn charade for you
- Maybe you'll find someone else to hate you
- Maybe Kanaya
- That was a joke, haha, fat chance
- Anyway this dust is great
- It's just so sparkly and nice
- TAVROS + VRISKA
- Look at us still talking when there's questing to do
- VRISKA
- Have some happy thoughts
- TAVROS
- Whoa is this really you?
- VRISKA
- We've troll romance to explore
- TAVROS
- Vriska, help me off the floor!
- TAVROS + VRISKA
- With the twelve trolls who are still alive
- VRISKA
- At least I'm guessing that they're still alive
- TAVROS
- I'm flying rockets and we're still alive
- VRISKA
- I'm so fantastic and we're still alive
- TAVROS
- If Vriska loves me am I still alive?
- VRISKA
- Not for long you won't be still alive
- TAVROS
- Still alive
- TAVROS + VRISKA
- Still alive
- *COLORS OF THE WIND*
- by Fawn (Terezi)
- written by Fawn and a few other people.... It's in the thread somewhere. I can't remember :C
- TEREZI
- You think that I'm just some weird alien
- But you don't know much about us, so guess what?
- Fuck off, you're wrong!
- But still I cannot see.
- That's right, I'm blind, I can't see.
- How can there be so much that you don't know?
- You don't know....
- You think sense whatever land you land in
- The world is just a dead thing you can see
- I've tasted every rock and tree and creature
- They taste red, they taste yellow, they taste green
- You think the only people that you can trust
- Are the people in the same session as you
- But if you walk the footsteps of a blind troll
- You'll taste things you never smelt, you never knew
- Have you ever heard the whales cry to the colored moons?
- Or asked a musclebeast why he's so STRONG?
- Can you type with all the numerals of the prophets?
- Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
- Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
- Come down the hidden pine trails in the forest
- Come taste his Honorable Tyranny
- Come swing from the ropes underneath my tree hive
- And make sure that the guilty don't go free
- The asshole and the huge bitch hate each other
- My unborn dragon lusus is my friend
- And we are all connected to each other
- In a double Möbius loop that never ends
- How high can my giant tree grow?
- If you cut it down, then you'll never know.
- And you'll never hear the whales cry to the colored moons,
- For whether you are human or grey-skinned,
- You need to type with all the numerals of the prophets
- You need to paint with all the colors of the wind
- You can see the world and still
- You won't know your world until
- You can paint with all the colors of the wind
- *BLACK ROMANCE*
- by Fawn (Vriska)
- written by Mirakelsey and Fawn
- VRISKA
- Ohhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
- Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
- Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
- Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
- Want your Black Romance
- x2
- I want your stutter
- I want your bad legs
- I want your fantasy
- I want you to beg
- I want your hate
- Hate hate hate
- I want your hate
- I want your treasure
- Boondollars in hand
- Get in your rocket car
- Or roll through the sand
- I want your hate
- Hate hate hate
- I want your hate (hate hate hate I want your hate)
- You know that I hate you
- And yet somehow I need you
- I want a black
- A Black Romance
- I want your hating and I want your revenge
- You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhh)
- I want your hate and your kismesis revenge
- You and me could have a Black Romance
- Ohhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
- Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
- Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
- Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
- Want your Black Romance
- You think you're Pupa
- But Rufio's fake
- Fly through the map-filled sky
- There's treasure to take
- I want your hate
- Hate hate hate
- I want your hate
- Now you're in my room
- I know my web sticks
- I'll be your TinkerVriska
- Baby it's sick
- I want your hate
- Hate hate hate
- I want your hate (hate hate hate I want your hate)
- You know that I hate you
- And yet somehow I need you ('Cause I'm a huge bitch, baby!)
- I want a black
- A Black Romance
- I want your hating and I want your revenge
- You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhh)
- I want your hate and your kismesis revenge
- You and me could have a Black Romance
- Ohhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
- Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
- Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
- Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
- Want your Black Romance
- x2
- Climb, climb, Tavros baby
- Get strong stupid, I'm not crazy
- x3
- Climb, climb, stupid baby
- Get strong, I'm a huge bitch, baby!
- I want your hate and I want your revenge
- I want your hate, I want to be hate-friends
- Je te déteste, mais je veux que tu m'aimes [Trans: I hate you, but I want you to love me]
- Je te déteste [Trans: I hate you]
- I don't want to be pale (Ohhhhhh)
- Don't wanna be ashen (Caught in a Black Romance)
- I don't wanna be flushed (Ohhhhhhh)
- Want your Black Romance
- (Caught in a Black Romance)
- Want your Black Romance!
- I want your hating and I want your revenge
- You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhh)
- I want your hate and your kismesis revenge
- You and me could have a Black Romance
- Ohhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
- Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
- Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
- Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
- Want your Black Romance
- *GO THE DISTANCE*
- by Teleharmonic (Tavros) with Fawn (Vriska)
- written by Teleharmonic, with dialogue by Fawn and TH
- TAVROS
- I have often dreamed
- Of a place like this
- With a new adventure
- And a sky wide and free
- With a thousand quests
- And a single kiss
- And the maps are showing
- This is where I'm meant to be
- And I'm on my way
- Flying 'cross the distance
- In my rocketcar
- I guess I could be strong
- I'll do every quest
- Hey, I'll be the best!
- I would go most anywhere
- to find where I belong
- VRISKA: Oh my god Tavros. What are you doing?
- TAVROS: Uhhh.... Singing?
- VRISKA: ...why?
- TAVROS: I was just, uh, feeling it, I guess. It seemed appropriate! About to go on a quest and all—
- VRISKA: So you decided to waste our time by SINGING?
- TAVROS: I was just trying to ... uh, set the mood?
- VRISKA: ...SET the MOOD? Tavros, this is what I was trying to TELL you about being a good FLARPer. A good FLARPer doesn't break into song in the middle of a quest!
- TAVROS: ...okay just ... one more chorus?
- VRISKA: NO! This is a waste of time and you're not doing it.
- TAVROS: Ah, how about I say something nice about you when I do the next chorus?
- VRISKA: (sputtering) Just ... hurry up.
- TAVROS: Okay, uhh.... Oooh, okay, hang on! You might like this.... I hope.
- TAVROS:
- And we'll find our way
- We can go the distance
- And I know someday
- You can make me strong
- And if I'm surprised
- At what's in your eyes
- I guess after all this might be
- Right where I belong
- TAVROS: You know, I hope you didn't think I, uhhhh ... didn't appreciate the Pupa Pan thing.... I liked it!
- VRISKA: Yeah ... whatever.
- *TROLLIAN*
- by cynicalCanasian (TEREZI) and Fawn (VRISKA)
- written by cynicalCanasian and Fawn
- TEREZI
- Hello hello Karkat, you trolled
- I can't read a thing
- I am busy FLARPing
- With AG right now, see
- Karkat would you stop whining
- About your movies, please?
- Like I said, I can't answer
- I'm kind of busy
- K-kind of busy
- K-k-kind of busy
- Sorry, I cannot answer
- I'm kind of busy
- Just a second Team Charge
- Is attacking us tonight
- Aradia's my clouder
- And she'll put up quite a fight
- You should have Trolled me earlier
- You knew when I was free
- And now you won't stop Trolling me
- I'm kind of busy
- Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
- I don't wanna think anymore
- I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board
- Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
- I don't wanna talk anymore
- I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board
- H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
- (Stop trying to chat with me)
- H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
- (I'm busy)
- H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
- H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
- (Stop trying to chat with me)
- H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
- You can Troll if you want
- But I won't answer
- I am too busy for Trollian
- 'Cause I'm out on a roll
- And I'm killin' the Trolls
- I am too busy for Trollian
- You can Troll if you want
- But I won't answer
- I am too busy for Trollian
- 'Cause I'm out on a roll
- And I'm killin' the Trolls
- I am too busy for Trollian
- VRISKA
- Boy you have to advance or abscond
- So make your choice much faster
- Just roll your dice faster
- Or I won't leave no faster
- Maybe I should have stayed at home
- This session's a disaster
- I'mma make your choice for you
- Adios, Toreadumbass!
- TEREZI
- It's not that I don't like you
- I'm just busy FLARPing
- And I am sick and tired
- Of my glasses flashing
- VRISKA
- So maybe I fucked up
- By forcing you off a cliff
- Tonight I won't worry 'bout that
- 'Cause I'll be FLARPing
- 'Cause I'll be FLARPing
- 'Cause I'll be FLARPing
- Tonight I won't worry 'bout that
- 'Cause I'll be FLARPing
- TEREZI + VRISKA
- Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
- I don't wanna think anymore
- TEREZI
- I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board
- TEREZI + VRISKA
- Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
- I don't wanna talk anymore
- VRISKA
- I'm too busy killing Trolls on the FLARP board
- TEREZI + VRISKA
- Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
- I don't wanna think anymore
- TEREZI
- I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board
- TEREZI + VRISKA
- Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
- I don't wanna talk anymore
- VRISKA
- I'm too busy killing Trolls on the FLARP board
- TEREZI + (VRISKA)
- H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh)
- TEREZI
- Stop trying to chat with me
- TEREZI + (VRISKA)
- H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh)
- TEREZI
- I'm busy
- TEREZI + (VRISKA)
- H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh)
- VRISKA
- Stop trying to guilt me
- TEREZI + (VRISKA)
- H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh)
- You can Troll if you want
- But I won't answer
- I am too busy for Trollian
- 'Cause I'm out on a roll
- And I'm killin' the Trolls
- I am too busy for Trollian
- You can Troll if you want
- But I won't answer
- I am too busy for Trollian
- 'Cause I'm out on a roll
- And I'm killin' the Trolls
- I am too busy for Trollian
- My Trollian
- My-my-my Trollian
- 'Cause I'm out on a roll
- And I'm killin' the Trolls
- I am too busy for Trollian
- My Trollian
- My-my-my Trollian
- 'Cause I'm out on a roll
- And I'm killin' the Trolls
- I am too busy for Trollian
- VRISKA: Fly, Pupa! Fly!!!
- *MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU*
- by Fawn (Vriska) and Teleharmonic (Tavros)
- written by Eniteris, with edits by Fawn
- VRISKA
- Let's get down to business
- To rescue Skaia
- Why's my client Tavros
- And server Kanaya?
- You're the saddest troll
- I ever met
- But you can bet
- Before I'm through
- Tavros, I'll make a man
- out of you
- Cruel as the spider
- That's where you'll begin
- Once you find your power
- Tear imps limb from limb
- You're a legless, pale
- Pathetic grub
- And you haven't got a clue
- Somehow I'll make a man
- Out of you
- TAVROS
- I'm never gonna climb these stairs!
- I never was a real good FLARPer.
- It isn't my fault that I can't use two limbs!
- Vriska, stop shaking my chair!
- VRISKA
- Kanaya put down the load-gaper!
- Now I really will actually help him!
- TAVROS
- Be a man
- VRISKA
- You must be swift as the cavalreapers
- TAVROS
- Be a man
- VRISKA
- With all the force of a great sky whale
- TAVROS
- Be a man
- VRISKA
- With all the strength of the ruffiannihilators
- Mysterious as the dark side of the veil
- Time is racing toward us
- 'Til the meteors impact
- Heed my every order
- and you'll stay on track
- You're unsuited for
- this game of Sgrub
- So here is the code:
- PSHOOOES
- How can I make a man out of you?
- TAVROS
- Be a man
- TAVROS + VRISKA
- You must be swift as the cavalreapers
- TAVROS
- Be a man
- TAVROS + VRISKA
- With all the force of a great sky whale
- TAVROS
- Be a man
- TAVROS + VRISKA
- With all the strength of the ruffiannihilators
- VRISKA
- Mysterious as the dark side of the veil
- TAVROS
- Pupa Pan
- VRISKA
- You must be swift as the young boy-skylark
- TAVROS
- Pupa Pan
- VRISKA
- With all the force of a pirate's gun
- TAVROS
- Pupa Pan
- VRISKA
- With all the treasure beneath the X mark
- Come on Tavros, our adventure's just begun!
- *OOGIE BOOGIE VRISKA*
- by Fawn (Vriska) with Teleharmonic (Tavros)
- written by Fawn and Zigkirby
- VRISKA
- Well well well
- What have we here?
- Pupa Pan, huh?
- Oh, how exciting!
- So you finally showed up to face your Denizen...
- Ha ha ha ha!
- You're joking, you're joking,
- I can't believe my eye!
- I can't believe you fell for that!
- This must be the right guy
- He's flighty--he's handsome
- I don't know which is worse
- I'd go and get my pail now
- But I might die laughing first!
- Welcome to my spider's lair
- In the heart of my land
- You'd better pay attention now
- 'Cause it's Pupa's Last Stand
- Have you misplaced your shadow?
- You'll find it, so don't quit!
- It's been under you this whole time,
- You stupid sack of shit!
- Whooaaaa
- IMPS
- Whoaaa
- VRISKA
- Whoaaa
- IMPS
- Whoaaa
- VRISKA
- Whoaaa
- IMPS
- Whoaaa
- VRISKA + IMPS
- 'Cause I'm Vriska Serket, Pan
- VRISKA
- Well I'm feeling antsy
- And there's everything to do
- I may just puff a special batch
- Of stardust just for you
- And I'll tell you what it does
- I'll explain it real concise
- If you want to fly, you'll kiss me now!
- Ain't I just so nice
- IMPS
- Whoaaa
- VRISKA
- Whoaaa
- IMPS
- Whoaaa
- VRISKA
- Whoaaaaa
- IMPS
- Whoaaa
- VRISKA
- Yeah...
- VRISKA + IMPS
- 'Cause I'm Vriska Serket, Pan
- TAVROS
- Release me please, or you will face
- The wrath of RUFIO!
- I mean, like, if he were real
- He'd save me from you, Weirdo
- VRISKA
- WHAT?!
- You're joking! You're joking!
- I don't believe this shit!
- I go through all this elaborate work
- For a dumb response like this?!
- You're cruel! You're evil!
- You're really a deadweight!
- And now, WITHOUT your permission
- I'm going to manipulate.
- TAVROS: Uhhh, What are you going to do--whoaaaaaa!
- VRISKA: I'm going to give you some happy thoughts! Ahahahaha! Oooooh! Dance around a bit, Tavros! Now jump up in the air! Now do it again. Oh, ha!
- TAVROS: Vriska, what are you doing?
- VRISKA: Something I've always wanted to do.
- Hearing your panicked voice to me
- Is music in the air
- 'Cause I'm a selfish lady, Pan,
- You know I don't play fair!
- It's much more fun, I must confess
- When SANITY is on the line
- Not mine, of course
- But yours, Tavros?
- Now that'd be just fine.
- TAVROS
- Please stop this now or I can call
- The others here to make you stop
- VRISKA
- Oh Pupa, you're something
- You're tangled in my web
- I don't think that you understand
- You stupid dunderhead!
- Don't struggle, you'll have fun
- There's no need to despair
- 'Cause I'm Vriska Serket, baby
- And you ain't goin' nowhere....
- *TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME*
- by Fawn (Vriska) and Red Pen (Terezi)
- written by Zigkirby, Red Pen, and Fawn
- VRISKA
- Every single game
- I walk through the gate.
- I hear people say: "Serket so great"
- Ever since sweep 3
- Everybody stares at me
- Boys, girls, I can't help it baby
- So be kind, and don't lose your mind
- Just remember that I'm your ally.
- Take me for what I am
- Who I was meant to be
- And if you give a damn
- Take me baby,
- Or leave me
- Take me or leave me
- A spider with no lair
- Can never catch her prey
- To FLARP you need a pair
- Baby, so let's play
- You are the one I choose
- They'd kill to fill our red shoes
- You loved to kill people too, Sister
- So let's game, but don't you complain, saying
- "If you kill, you can't be my, my, my Sister"
- Take me for what I am
- Who I was meant to be
- And if you give a damn
- Take me baby or leave me
- No way, can I be what I'm not
- But hey, I'm badass AND I'm hot!
- Don't fight, in FLARP I am your twin
- Cause every game, who helps you win?
- Who?
- Who helps you win?
- (spoken) Kiss, Pookie
- TEREZI
- It won't work
- Made this mistake before
- I love justice and penalty
- Don't trust you anymore, baby
- No not me
- Yes, I quit.
- you're to blame
- I hate you but I love the game.
- How to corral my immoral baby?
- Sure I'm blind but I don't change my mind
- You level-grind but you won't find
- Your Scourge Sister, baby.
- Take me for what I am
- VRISKA
- (A blind tree girl)
- TEREZI
- Who I was meant to be
- VRISKA
- (Full of highfalutin' morals)
- TEREZI
- And if you give a damn
- VRISKA
- (And fancy reservations)
- TEREZI
- Take me baby or leave me
- VRISKA
- (A killer's a killer!)
- VRISKA + TEREZI
- That's it
- TEREZI
- I know you won't play fair
- VRISKA + TEREZI
- I quit
- TEREZI
- So get out of my hair
- VRISKA + TEREZI
- Sister
- VRISKA
- What is it about you?
- VRISKA + TEREZI
- Can't play with you or without you
- Take me for what I am
- TEREZI
- Who I was meant to be
- VRISKA
- Who I was meant to be
- And if you give a damn
- TEREZI
- And if you give a damn then
- Take me baby, or leave me
- VRISKA
- Take me baby, take me or leave me
- VRISKA + TEREZI
- Take me baby or leave me
- (spoken) Guess I'm leaving, I'm gone!
- *FEED ME, VRISKA (GIT IT)*
- by Fawn (Vriska and Spidermom)
- written by Derp, with edits and additional dialogue by Fawn
- SPIDERMOM: Feed me...
- VRISKA: ...I beg your pardon?
- SPIDERMOM: Feed me.
- VRISKA: I can't feed you anymore!! Their spirits come back!
- SPIDERMOM: Feed me, Serket, and FEED ME NOW!
- VRISKA: I-I can't!
- SPIDERMOM: But I'm STARVING!
- VRISKA: Look, maybe I can give you some of my blood?
- SPIDERMOM: More.... More! MORE!
- VRISKA: There isn't any more! What do you want me to do, cut off my arm and feed it to you?
- SPIDERMOM: Aaah!
- VRISKA: ...look, I've got an idea. I'll go down to Equius' and pick you up a nice chopped musclebeast--
- SPIDERMOM: Must be troll...
- VRISKA: Mom, I can't--
- SPIDERMOM: Must be fresh...
- VRISKA: You know that isn't possible!
- SPIDERMOM
- Feed me!
- VRISKA
- Does it have to be Troll?
- SPIDERMOM
- Feed me!
- VRISKA
- Does it have to be live?
- SPIDERMOM
- Feed me!
- VRISKA
- How do I stop them from haunting me?!
- SPIDERMOM
- Feed me, Vriska
- Feed me all night long
- That's right, Guuurl
- You can do it!
- Feed me, Vriska
- Feed me all night long
- Hahaha
- 'Cause if you feed me, Vriska
- I can raise you big and strooonng
- VRISKA: No, I can't do it, Mom. I can't do it without them haunting me!
- SPIDERMOM: It'll be worth your while.
- VRISKA: ...what? How?
- SPIDERMOM: You think the praise is all a coincidence? When you kill, you prove that you're the BEST FLARPer!
- VRISKA: ...look, I don't have to listen to you. You're JUST a Lusus, and I'm too old to be nannied by you!
- SPIDERMOM: So what, you're better than me now? I'll eat no matter what, Vriska. Whether you agree to bring me food or not.
- VRISKA: ...you wouldn't....
- SPIDERMOM: So by helping me, you're really helping yourself.
- Would you like s'more red shoes?
- Or an auspistice to keep tracka you?
- How about bidding your fears adieu?
- You gonna git it.
- (spoken) If you want it.
- Would you like to FLARP every day
- Just like Mindfang, gettin' to slay
- Just give your spider momma some pray
- You gonna git it.
- I'm your Lusus, I'm your friend
- I am willing slave.
- Take a chance, just feed me and
- You know the kinda eats,
- The kinda rainbow treats
- The kinda sticky licky sweets
- I crave!
- Come on, Vriska, don't be a putz
- Your life can be greater than a purple blood's
- Show a little 'nitiative, work up the guts
- And you'll git it
- VRISKA
- I don't know.... I don't know!
- I have so, so many strong reservations
- Should I go and perform ... mutilations?
- (spoken) ...again.
- SPIDERMOM
- You didn't have nothin' 'til you met me.
- Come on, girl, what will it be?
- Loot?
- Fame?
- Getting all of the levels?
- What about your quadrants?
- Think it over.
- There must be someone you can kill
- To make me some LUNCH!
- Think about a kismesis
- Getting meddled by an auspistice
- You'll fill pails my little miss
- And you'll git it
- Ahh-hah!
- VRISKA
- Gee I'd like some Pchooos,
- Flying around and I do what I choose,
- Make that brown blood cry as I cruise
- SPIDERMOM
- So go git it!
- If you wanna be profound
- And you really gotta justify
- Take a breath and look around
- A lot of folks deserve to die
- VRISKA: WAIT A SECOND WAIT A SECOND. That might be true. But their ghosts won't stop haunting me! I-I can't feed you without Aradia sicking them on me. In case you didn't know, that's really unpleasant!
- SPIDERMOM: Well, sure. If you have a conscience.
- VRISKA: It's not just about conscience! It's.... I can't do anything without her getting in the way!
- SPIDERMOM: But what if you kill her?
- VRISKA: ...no, she's too smart to get fed to you.
- SPIDERMOM: Who said she had to get fed...? With her gone, you can feed me as many Trolls as you'd like....
- VRISKA + SPIDERMOM
- If you want a rationale
- That is what you need right? (yeah yeah yeah)
- Stop and think it over, gal
- That chick will be ashes tonight!
- That chick will be ashes tonight!
- That chick will be ashes tonight!
- VRISKA
- She's so nasty, treating me rough!
- SPIDERMOM
- Summoning ghosts and talking so tough
- VRISKA
- You need blood and we'll get more than enough
- SPIDERMOM
- I need blood and we'll get more than enough
- VRISKA + SPIDERMOM
- We need blood and we'll get more than enough!
- SPIDERMOM
- (spoken) So ... go git her....
- *STARS AND THE MOONS*
- by Fawn (Vriska)
- written by Fawn with assistance from Zigkirby and Kuraiou
- VRISKA
- I met a Troll who was obsessed with Pupa Pan
- Who despite all the odds would always wear a smile.
- I met a Troll who at the face of danger ran
- Who would barely respond at my attempts to rile.
- I tortured him, so when I tried to kiss him
- He got scared and he pushed me away
- So it took him a while just to say:
- “I’ll give you stars and the moons and we'll FLARP together
- And I'll help you get all the loot
- We'll get all of the levels from the trials we weather
- And we'll have lots of fun to boot.
- Even though I know I’m not strong I think you can teach me
- I promise that I won’t, uh, whine.”
- And I said: "Tavros?
- Just grow a fucking spine."
- I met a Troll who was a dweller of the sea
- Who wanted to kill all landdwellers on a whim.
- I met a troll who's more theatrical than me
- Who asked if I would like to FLARP some more with him
- Though I said sure, as time went on I grew bored
- So I quit before things got too bland
- And he whined: "But I don't understand
- I'll givve you stars and the moons and hatred abound
- A bloody rivver beneath our fleet
- And for your lusus I'll get fresh troll meat by the pound
- In a campaign that can't be beat
- I'll be the hottest iron in your fire, so just tell me
- How I can keep you wwith me"
- And I said: "Eridan?
- Go cry to Feferi."
- I met a boy from the universe that we made
- A pretty derpy kid who walked a path of hope
- I met a boy in the Land of Wind and Shade
- It's my job to make him a bit less of a dope
- So I guess I'll just manipulate him
- If I flirt, I'll control what he thinks
- But I guess should click on these links....
- It's a clip of Nick Cage from the movie Con Air
- He's the hottest man I've ever seen
- He's in a blood-stained wifebeater and has greasy hair
- And the sweat gives his skin a sheen
- And he is soulfully standing there holding a bunny
- I think that I may just swoon!
- And I thought: "Oh my"
- Guess found my mate!
- So I made my shrine
- But since Earth was gone
- He'd already died
- I was all alone
- And I couldn't dream
- I sat in the lab
- In this universe
- And I thought: "My God
- I’ll never have the Moons."
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