Encyclopedia Dramatica Starts an Orphanage

<Morgan_Freeman> i was thinking
<Morgan_Freeman> ED should start an orphanage
<Tunaspirit> also morgan_freeman how are elitist autist boys supposed to run an orphanage
<NegiSpringfield> rawr
<NegiSpringfield> no we can't do it
<NegiSpringfield> aspies suck at every level
<Morgan_Freeman> nicotine can pretend to be the Nun who runs it
<Morgan_Freeman> Mother Superior
<Morgan_Freeman> MeepSheep can be Father Superior
<Morgan_Freeman> cause wool is Godly
<Morgan_Freeman> have mass on wednesday nights
<Morgan_Freeman> take the holy communion extc
<Morgan_Freeman> and the sacrificial  Franzia wine
<Morgan_Freeman> and during the day all the chillens would be edumacated on all the e-subjects
<Morgan_Freeman> haxin
<Morgan_Freeman> doxin
<Morgan_Freeman> trollin
<Morgan_Freeman> the 3 N's
<DeltaT> You've really thought this through...
<Morgan_Freeman> it'll be funded by bitcoin donations
<DeltaT> And you could have weekly child sales
<DeltaT> For the one's that cause trouble
<Tunaspirit> or we feed them to cwc, who is locked in the basement
<Morgan_Freeman> the ones that cause trouble would get their very own articles on ED

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