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- "I remember as if it were a meal ago"
- Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat.
- Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine.
- Truly a wonder of nature this urban predator.
- Tommy the cat had many a story to tell,
- But it was a rare occasion such as this that he did.
- "She came slidin' down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuit.
- The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in even the oldest of Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days.
- The sight was beyond belief.
- Many a head snapped for double - even triple - takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were known to hang out.
- They hung in droves. Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place...
- And that was O'malley's Alley.
- The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended),
- But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into the heart of the alley.
- She knew what she wanted.
- She was lookin' for that stud bull, the he cat.
- And that was me.
- Tommy the Cat is my name and I say unto thee...
- "Say baby do you wanna lay down by me"
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