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Auction Pony Scenes

Dec 20th, 2020 (edited)
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  1. >"Ren? Is that you?"
  2. >A shout goes up in the gathered crowd, soon followed by more.
  3. >"1200!"
  4. >"1300!"
  5. >"We've got 1300... no 1400 from the gentleman in the back! Do I hear 1500? Come on folks, this is a prime workhorse here!"
  6. >The pink mare keeps up her attempts at communication.
  7. >"Ren! Renegade Heart? It's me, Ivy! We went to school together! Don't you remember me?"
  8. >Her loud stage whispers fail to register on the pony auctioneer.
  9. >Or perhaps she's deliberately ignoring it.
  10. >You wouldn't doubt it.
  11. >Pony collaborators weren't treated with any particular respect by their kin.
  12. >Except maybe in cases like this.
  13. >The bid reaches 2100 before the pony is finally auctioned off.
  14. >"...going twice! SOLD to the young lady in the stunning green skirt!"
  15. >The auctioned pony resists the man attempting to lead her off the stage.
  16. >"Please, Ren! Don't let them take me! Please!"
  17. >Ren doesn't look back at her, she's busy shuffling her papers in preparation for the next pony.
  18. >This seems to break her.
  19. >"REN! You dirty, traitorous whorse! By Celestia, you'll get yours! You'll pay for selling your own friends and family into slavery!"
  20. >The slave pony's screeching insults and curses continue until they finally fade out, distance and the ambient sounds of the auction house eventually drowning her out.
  21. >Ren, for her part, seems unperturbed.
  22. >Collaborators have a reputation as being cold-blooded.
  23. >A pony has to be, for this kind of job, you guess.
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  25. >"Seven-fifty going once, going twice... sold to the gentleman in the black tux!"
  26. >The other Anon goes up to receive his new pony
  27. >"Alright ladies and germs, that does it for-"
  28. "One thousand!"
  29. >"Sir, I'm afraid the the bid is already over-"
  30. "Not for her."
  31. >"Pardon? There are no other ponies for sale-"
  32. "For you."
  33. >"M-Me?! Sir, you can't be serious, I'm the auctioneer, you can't-"
  34. "Two thousand."
  35. >"Sir, really!"
  36. "Three thousand."
  37. >"Buh- I-"
  38. "Going once."
  39. >"Now hold on a moment!"
  40. "Going twice."
  41. >"This is absurd!"
  42. >>"SOLD!"
  43. >The owner of the storehouse grabs the auctioneer pony by her tiny collar and boots her off the stage into your waiting arms
  44. >>"I'll ring you up by the front door. Will this be cash or check?"
  45. >"This isn't happening!"
  46. >The happy merchant rubs his hands together
  47. >"This can't be happening!"
  48. "You take credit card?"
  49. >>"There will be a small surcharge."
  50. "There always is."
  51. >"I paid my dues, dammit!!"
  52. >You'll name her Fluffles
  53.  
  54. >She thought she was going to be shanked.
  55. >It turned out to be a few hundred decent people that bought up most of them.
  56. >All the ponies run free in their little community.
  57. >Some even run little shops.
  58. >It almost feels like a small equestrian town.
  59. >Magic of harmony allows them all the prosper.
  60.  
  61. "Wow. Just wow."
  62. >Your ex-slaver pone's ears flatten against her head
  63. "You even sold your own princess, you absolute scamp."
  64. >Celestia looks sternly down upon the little mare
  65. >"If I remember correctly, you slapped my royal tushy and referred to me as prime meat in front of every buyer there."
  66. >If Fluffles slouches any further she's going to collapse in on herself, like some kind of equine dying star
  67. >"Now, my little pony, would you like paper or plastic?"
  68. >For a thousand-something year old ruler, that she's trying and failing to hide her contempt must speak volumes to her anger
  69. "Best go with paper, I have a feeling you'll try to suffocate her with that plastic bag otherwise."
  70. >"There's nothing keeping me from bounding over this counter still, dear."
  71. >Oh yeah, she mad
  72. >That was the sweetest, most sugar-toned threat you've ever heard
  73. >You quickly pay for your items and exit the store
  74. >Celestia sighs as she looks down at the puddle of fear Fluffles left behind
  75. >Picking up the P.A speaker she calls out
  76. >"Luna! Clean up on register three!"
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  78. >"And up next, we have a beautiful specimen. Earth pony, mare, strong but submissive in temperament! Bidding starts at 1000. Do I hear 1100?"
  79. >The pink pony, which had walked up to the stage with her eyes downward, suddenly looked up with surprise.
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