Remove Telemetry/GWX bullshit

@echo off

echo Uninstalling Updates...

set WUSA_OPTIONS=/quiet /norestart

:: Note : be careful to keep KB in descending order

wusa %WUSA_OPTIONS% /uninstall /kb:3080149
wusa %WUSA_OPTIONS% /uninstall /kb:3075249
wusa %WUSA_OPTIONS% /uninstall /kb:3068708
wusa %WUSA_OPTIONS% /uninstall /kb:3068707
wusa %WUSA_OPTIONS% /uninstall /kb:3050265
wusa %WUSA_OPTIONS% /uninstall /kb:3044374
wusa %WUSA_OPTIONS% /uninstall /kb:3035583
wusa %WUSA_OPTIONS% /uninstall /kb:3022345
wusa %WUSA_OPTIONS% /uninstall /kb:3021917
wusa %WUSA_OPTIONS% /uninstall /kb:3015249
wusa %WUSA_OPTIONS% /uninstall /kb:3012973
wusa %WUSA_OPTIONS% /uninstall /kb:2990214
wusa %WUSA_OPTIONS% /uninstall /kb:2977759
wusa %WUSA_OPTIONS% /uninstall /kb:2952664
echo Done.

echo Disabling OS Upgrade Offers
reg add "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsUpdate" /v DisableOSUpgrade  /t REG_DWORD /d 1 /f
reg add "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\WindowsUpdate\OSUpgrade" /v ReservationsAllowed  /t REG_DWORD /d 0 /f
echo Done.

REM --- Disable tasks
echo Disabling tasks. Depending on Windows version this may have errors, this is normal...
timeout 3

schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Application Experience\AitAgent" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Application Experience\Microsoft Compatibility Appraiser" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Application Experience\ProgramDataUpdater" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Autochk\Proxy" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Customer Experience Improvement Program\Consolidator" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Customer Experience Improvement Program\KernelCeipTask" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Customer Experience Improvement Program\UsbCeip" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\DiskDiagnostic\Microsoft-Windows-DiskDiagnosticDataCollector" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Maintenance\WinSAT" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\ActivateWindowsSearch" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\ConfigureInternetTimeService" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\DispatchRecoveryTasks" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\ehDRMInit" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\InstallPlayReady" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\mcupdate" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\MediaCenterRecoveryTask" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\ObjectStoreRecoveryTask" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\OCURActivate" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\OCURDiscovery" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\PBDADiscovery" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\PBDADiscoveryW1" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\PBDADiscoveryW2" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\PvrRecoveryTask" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\PvrScheduleTask" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\RegisterSearch" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\ReindexSearchRoot" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\SqlLiteRecoveryTask" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\Microsoft\Windows\Media Center\UpdateRecordPath" /DISABLE
echo Done.

REM --- Kill services
echo Killing Diagtrack-service (if it still exists)...
sc stop Diagtrack
sc delete Diagtrack
echo Done.

echo Stop remoteregistry-service (if it still exists)...
sc config remoteregistry start= disabled
sc stop remoteregistry
echo Done. Manually Reboot for changes to take effect

@PAUSE