THIS IS INCOMPLETE
this is an original language for shitposters on /int/
this is NOT a dialect/mutation of english or any other language
it is estimated that the amount of users of this language will start at 3-33 and slowly grow from there
we do not have a name for this yet
we do not have a way to write this language yet
some want to only use the latin alphabet others think a combination of latin and cyrillic is a good idea
some anons think a unique script should be created
the letters used to describe the sounds in this post are TEMPORARY so don't complain


what we have so far

in languages words are made up of syllables
the syllables of this languages will take the form of CV, VC, or CVC
C is a consonant group and V is a vowel group
a consonant group can have one or who consonant
a vowel group can have one or more vowels

we so not have a complete list of all consonant groups or vowel groups



so far what we have for V is
a, e, i, o, u pronounced like the spanish/japanese vowels
ä/á/ā/â/A pronounced like a in english father or retard
ë/é/ē/ê/E pronounced like the deep vowel in English third or under
ï/í/ī/î/I pronounced like i in english hit or dig
ö/ó/ō/ô/O pronounced like u in english fun or run
ü/ú/ū/û/U pronounced like the german ü (if you dont know how to pronounce it look up how to pronounce the german umlaut in google/youtube
ai a+i
ei e+i
some vowel sounds can be represented by more that one character
this is an INCOMPLETE list you are invited to give more vowel groups
NO TONES

so far what we have for C is
z, n, f, l, v, b, s, t, k, y, w, h, d, ch, m, p, ng, sh, bl, ts, vr, gr, tr, kt, ks, mp, sk, st, nd, gl pronounced like how they would be in english
g pronounced like english gift
j pronounced like english jam
r not sure how it will be pronounced
kh pronounced in throat like bach or loch
th pronounced like th in english thunder or three
dh pronounced like th in engish the or that
zh would be pronounced like j in French Jean
this is an INCOMPLETE list you are invited to give more consonant groups

the letters used to describe the sounds in this post are TEMPORARY so don't complain

we currently have no rules for what consonant groups are allowed go at the start or the end of a syllable feel free to suggest some

current dictionary
http://pastebin.com/cRrTPahh

sentences in this language will be divided into blocks
this language will gave a flexible block order
markers will go in front of blocks to specify the information in the block

be - action marker
to - subject marker
ta - direct object marker
fa - indirect object marker
tsi - setting marker
pa pa - subordinate clause/ prepositional phrase marker
po - topic marker (this is meaningless, will probably only be used by weebs)

be <what action is being done> to <who is doing the action> ta <who is the action being done to> fa < with what is the action being done> tsi <where/when> pa <any extra information> pa

no need to always use all the blocks
you should be able to get information from the context of the conversation




verbs will be made from three consonant bases taken from several languages
verbs will be conjugated by adding vowels that relate to the subject and object
verbs will hold general information about the subject and object when conjugated
specific information will be found in other parts of the sentence

examples

r f l
rofol
to laugh

b b l
bobol
to speak

t d ng (indonesian)
todong
to kick

for more check current dictionary
http://pastebin.com/cRrTPahh

the syllables in verbs will be organized as CV CVC

verb conjugation

a / ä = 1st person
e / ë = 2nd person
i / ï = 3rd person
u / ü = formal
o / ö = placeholder/infinitive/question

formal can be either 1st, 2nd or 3rd person
who formal refers to will be stated in another part if the sentence

place vowels with verb consonants
C<subject>C<direct object>C

for present tense use the first vowel on <subject> and <object>
for future tense change the <subject> to the second vowel
for past tense change the <direct object> to the second vowel

example

bobol - to talk
babol - I/we talk
babel - I/we talk to you
bebal - you talk to me/us
bäbel - I/we talked to you
babël - I/we will talk to you
specifics like distinctions between singular/plural or he/she will be made in other parts of the sentence if needed

build block using marker

be - action marker


be babol - I/we talk
be bebal - you talk to me/us you
be bäbel - I/we talked to you
be babël - I/we will talk to you
CONTEXT WILL SHOW IF SINGULAR OR PLURAL



pronouns/nouns

pronouns
pronouns can be optional if more information is needed
I = yam
you = dek
it = sit
he = osit
she = asit
we(not with you) = nos
we(with you) = nes
you (plural) = vir
it (plural) = heb
them (masculine) = oheb
them (femenine) = aheb

build blocks using markers
to - subject marker
ta - direct object marker

be babol to yam - I talk
to osit ta asit be tiding  - he kicks her
be zojon to yam - be me


we have no articles

nouns
take two words
take vowel sounds of one word and consonant sounds of another
flip (optional)
mix together

examples
muro (wall in spanish) - trump
m r - ö
röm
wall

language - int
a - n t
nat
language

chan - moot
ch n - u
nuch

Bинни Пyх - Bär (german)
v n p - e
venep
bear

anime - weeb
n m - i
nimi
anime

for more check current dictionary
http://pastebin.com/cRrTPahh

example
be tidïng ta venep to osit - he kicked a bear

adverbs and adjectives
build them from two consonants and a vowel
adjectives end in ai
adverbs end in ei
stretch the vowel to add more intensity

example

kit (qt)
kitai
cute
kiitai
really cute
kiiitai
really really cute


sïk (sanic)
sïkei
fast
sïïkei
really fast
sïïïkei
really really fast

for more check current dictionary
http://pastebin.com/cRrTPahh

adjectives go next to nouns they are describing (can be before or after)
adverbs go next to verbs they are describing (can be before or after)

example
to kitai venep ta osit be bïvit - the cute bear will kill him


you can nominalize adjectives by adding ne and adverbs by adding na

example

kitaine
cuteness

sïkeina
fastness/speedïï

fa - indirect object marker
pa pa - subordinate clause/ prepositional phrase marker

we do not have concrete rules on how fa and pa pa will be used yet
in general fa will be for something that is connected by the verb but is not the direct object and pa pa will be for extra information

example
be bibil to osit ta asit fa ïtït venep - he talks to her about bears
pa dap be tidïng ta venep kitai pa be bïvit ta osit - because he kicked the cute bear, the bear will kill him



how you can help
help make verb bases
help make adjectives and adverbs
help brainstorm nouns
help create time related words