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Deadmeat Chronicles: Outside time

Feb 4th, 2013
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  1. >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
  2. >You have been taken in by a human and have been trying to get away since.
  3. >They have put something on the end of your horn that sticks there and keeps you from doing sparklies.
  4. >You have been trying to find a way out but have kept being distracted.
  5. >You were trying to make your escape when the stinky water monster opened the door.
  6. >You couldn’t believe your luck.
  7. >She let every fluffy out!
  8. >You ran in and blended in and now you are out!
  9. >You are free!
  10. >You join in the throng of fluffies as they amble out the door.
  11. >They walk out to a pourch with a ramp leading down to the grass.
  12. >You go with the herd and as they break apart you take off.
  13. >You are running across the yard as fast as you can go.
  14. >”Wow! Look at how fast that one fluffy is running! Sir William Reginald must be in good shape!”
  15. >You hear them talking about you but you don’t care.
  16. >You are free and running away!
  17. >You run for a while then come to a big wall.
  18. >You stop and look at it.
  19. >It is double picket fench about eight foot tall.
  20. >It has slates on both sides off set.
  21. >You run up to it and try to push yourself through it doesn’t budge.
  22. >The boards on next to each other with no gaps.
  23. >You look to either side.
  24. >The wall goes on for as far as you can see.
  25. >You turn to your right and run.
  26. >You have to find a gap.
  27. >You run and run and find a corner.
  28. >You see a large bush there.
  29. >You ignore it and keep running.
  30. >You run so far you start to feel a burn in your leggies.
  31. >You come to another corner.
  32. >You stomp and whine in frustration.
  33. >You take off running again, there must be a break somewhere.
  34. >You keep running until you come to a black path.
  35. >You recognize it as what the metal monsters roll on.
  36. >You look around, it seems to go to the house and has a large gate closing it from the road.
  37. >The gate is too low for you to get under.
  38. >You risk it, you run across the black path.
  39. >You make it across and keep running.
  40. >You keep going until you come to another corner.
  41. >You don’t stop as you turn and keep running.
  42. >Your legs burn even more as you keep anxiously looking for a gap, a hole, anything to go through.
  43. >You come to another corner and your heart sinks.
  44. >You see the bush.
  45. >You made one big circle.
  46. >Maybe you missed something.
  47. >You turn around and start running back.
  48. >”Wai new fwen! Wai fo Andwew!”
  49. >You turn and see the orange unicorn with a silver mane that has a grey stripe run through it.
  50. >He is truddling toward you awkwardly.
  51. >He waves at you in between his trips and stumbles.
  52. >He finally makes it to you, “Andwew wan pway wif new fwen!”
  53. >”Deadmeat nuu wan pway, wan go way.”
  54. >Andrew just smiles at you, “Nuu, owtside pway now!”
  55. >He starts to trot around you, “Andwew and new fwen pway! Fowwow Andwew!”
  56. >He truddles away back looking behind every few steps making sure you are behind him.
  57. >You look back at the wall and decide to follow him since you cannot find an opening.
  58. >You walk back to where the herd is and they are all playing.
  59. >The stinky water monster has some music playing from a strange box and she is dancing.
  60. >All around her fluffies are moving around awkwardly trying to dance as well.
  61. >Some are singing out of tune and rhythm with the music.
  62. >You see several fluffies running around giggling.
  63. >Princess Princess is jumping around the woman yelling, “Mammeh! Mommeh! Wook at Pwincess Pwincess! Mommeh!”
  64. >You see fluffies bopping a beach ball around.
  65. >Fluffies are trotting around sniffing the grass and leaves.
  66. >One fluffy is running in terror from a grass hopper.
  67. >”Pway wif Andwew!”
  68. >You see Andrew bounding off.
  69. >You start to run after him.
  70. >He runs into a group of fluffies that are running about randomly and giggling.
  71. >You try to run with them.
  72. >One of the fluffies bumps into you and looks at you, “Fwuffy am sowwy peas-“
  73. >It looks at your body then your face, “Ahhh! Munsta!”
  74. >It starts to run off and you stomp, “Deadmeat nuu am munsta!”
  75. >The other fluffies take off in random directions leaving just you and Andrew, who is still running around.
  76. >One fluffy lays still.
  77. >You walk over to it, “Why meanie fwuffy pway dead?”
  78. >”Deadmeat nuu munsta!” You snap at the still fluffy.
  79. >Then you see the dents in its head.
  80. >You walk over and push the still figure feeling its limp body.
  81. >You look around and notice two other fluffies laying similarly.
  82. >You see two fluffy hooves dangling from inside a bush.
  83. >”Wakie uppie fwen! Pway time!”
  84. >Andrew runs up to the fluffy and starts to hug its neck.
  85. >You gently push Andrew, “Fwen nuu wakie. Fwen get biggest owchies.”
  86. >Andrew looks at you confused, “Biggest owchies? Nuu he wakie and pway!”
  87. >Andrew starts to jump around, “Fwuffies pway and haf fun!”
  88. >You look between Andrew and the dead fluffy.
  89. >”Why nu know about biggest owchies?”
  90. >You look around and see a large metal trash can.
  91. >You start to walk toward it and soon you notice the smell.
  92. >You recognize the smell of dead fluffies.
  93. >You feel Andrew grab you from behind holding you.
  94. >”Nuuu! Nuu go neaw bye bye bawks!”
  95. >You glance over your shoulder and see Andrew staring at the strange thing in fear.
  96. >”Hewwo! Fwen haf pwenty toys?”
  97. >You see Princess Princess walking toward you.
  98. >”Siw Wiwwam Gewinoo, yoo go mommeh noa. Aww fwuffy pway wif mommeh!”
  99. >You look around, “Whewe fwuffy mummeh?”
  100. >Princess Princess giggles, “Bad fwuffy be siwwy!”
  101. >You start hearing a throng of fluffies chattering, “Pick fwuffy!”, “Wub mommeh!”, “Pway wif fwuffy mommeh!”
  102. >You turn and see the stinky water monster walking toward you.
  103. >You panic and start looking for a place to run.
  104. >Princess Princess grabs you and hugs you, “Yay! Mommeh come to fwen!”
  105. >You try to wiggle away, “Nuu! Munsta come! Deadmeat get way!”
  106. >You are about to shove off the light brown alicorn when the woman grabs you.
  107. >She starts to spin you around.
  108. >”How is my newest fluffy doing Sir William Reginald?”
  109. >You wiggle your legs useless as your heart races.
  110. >You think she is getting ready to throw you.
  111. >She then pulls you in close and hugs you.
  112. >The stench fills your nose and you struggle to cover it with you hoof.
  113. >You try hard not to breathe.
  114. >You sense all the fluffies get quiet.
  115. >”You are one of the luckiest fluffies alive! Did you know that?”
  116. >She holds you out and you turn your head trying to get away from the smell.
  117. >You notice all the fluffies staring in silence.
  118. >You look where they are looking and see the man carrying a dead fluffy.
  119. >”You my friend have been adopted by the best fluffy owner ever!”
  120. >He walks to the trash can and opens the lid.
  121. >He then drops the limp flopping body of the dead fluffy into it and closes the lid.
  122. >You turn to the smiling face of the woman, “You are now inside a fluffy paradise!”
  123. >”You are just going to love it here!”
  124. >She hugs you again.
  125. >Your eyes are locked on the trash can.
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