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  1. Feb 26 13:18:53 <DamienLunas> When we last left our heroes...
  2. Feb 26 13:19:04 <DamienLunas> Mira's baby boy hatched from his egg
  3. Feb 26 13:19:33 <DamienLunas> And after saying some decidedly unheroic things
  4. Feb 26 13:19:43 <DamienLunas> Six went off into the night
  5. Feb 26 13:20:20 <Hope> (Yaaay)
  6. Feb 26 13:20:34  DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has joined #turfwars
  7. Feb 26 13:20:49 <DamienLunas> However thanks to the support of her friends, critical sad was avoided.
  8. Feb 26 13:21:01 <DamienLunas> Good team. Best friends.
  9. Feb 26 13:21:14 <Hope> (=()
  10. Feb 26 13:21:22 <DamienLunas> What depressing adventures await the ribbonwood immortals next?
  11. Feb 26 13:21:24 <Arthur> (i'll critical your sad)
  12. Feb 26 13:21:42 <DamienLunas> Find out today on Episode 16 of Turfwars - The Talking 2: Talk Harder!
  13. Feb 26 13:21:55 <Klark> (D= more talking)
  14. Feb 26 13:23:33 <DamienLunas> Muirin seems mostly oblivious as to what has just occured. He's content to snuggle up against mira's chest as she holds him in her arms.
  15. Feb 26 13:23:46  Hope stares at the front door for a bit.
  16. Feb 26 13:23:49 <Mira> (which reminds me, I need to actually stat out Muirin. +6 to one stat and +8 to anoyher right?
  17. Feb 26 13:24:31  Klark Shakes his head at Six standing as he sets the plant book aside.
  18. Feb 26 13:25:41 <Mira> "I...should...probablybeupstairswhenhegetsback."
  19. Feb 26 13:26:35 <Arthur> "He'll want to see you anyway."
  20. Feb 26 13:27:21 <DamienLunas> 1d2
  21. Feb 26 13:27:22 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
  22. Feb 26 13:27:22 <Mira> "I...I don't think so."
  23. Feb 26 13:27:49  Arthur blows his hat around in the air. "Soon as he realizes precisely how wrong he was, he'll definitely want to apologize."
  24. Feb 26 13:28:17 <Saru> "Yeah."
  25. Feb 26 13:28:41  Klark Nods. "You know how he is."
  26. Feb 26 13:28:47 <Saru> "I don't know what's wrong with Six right now, but I don't think he meant to say something hurtful."
  27. Feb 26 13:29:09 <DamienLunas> 2d2
  28. Feb 26 13:29:10 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2d2: 2 [2d2=1,1]
  29. Feb 26 13:29:28 <Hope> (Yes, Mira)
  30. Feb 26 13:29:28 <Saru> "He used to call me an idiot all the time, but he's always stuck by me." Saru grins, thinking about that.
  31. Feb 26 13:29:36 <Arthur> "What's more important is for YOU to figure out precisely what you say to him in return, hm?"
  32. Feb 26 13:29:37 <Saru> "He just needs to cool his head."
  33. Feb 26 13:30:08 <Hope> "Maybe the stress is getting to him."
  34. Feb 26 13:30:28 <Mira> "But, it's not that, it's..."
  35. Feb 26 13:30:33 <Mira> Mira shakes her head.
  36. Feb 26 13:31:13 <Arthur> "Speak your mind now before anything else."
  37. Feb 26 13:31:45 <Mira> "Well, there isn't anything I can say to make things better. He...He was right."
  38. Feb 26 13:32:01  Klark Raises a brow.
  39. Feb 26 13:33:11 <Hope> "Huh?"
  40. Feb 26 13:33:14 <Mira> "I mean, not about everything, but...I'm going to bed."
  41. Feb 26 13:33:26  Arthur rolls his eyes. "Right, if you're going to be just as adamant as he is about being wrong, I don't see any need to continue this conversation. You know what I'm talking about."
  42. Feb 26 13:33:38  Mira has quit (Connection reset by peer)
  43. Feb 26 13:33:41  Mira (Anise@sux-2A21121.cable.mindspring.com) has joined #turfwars
  44. Feb 26 13:33:44 <Hope> "...Cheer up, Mira."
  45. Feb 26 13:33:52 <Hope> "Goodnight."
  46. Feb 26 13:34:07 <DamienLunas> 1d2
  47. Feb 26 13:34:07 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
  48. Feb 26 13:34:11  Klark Shoots Arthur a dirty look. "Night Mira."
  49. Feb 26 13:35:51  Arthur shoves his hat back on and relaxes. "Well, we are being honest."
  50. Feb 26 13:35:55  Mira hurries upstairs.
  51. Feb 26 13:37:33  Saru frowns. "What just happened?"
  52. Feb 26 13:37:51  Arthur shrugs. "Ask her yourself. I keep my promises."
  53. Feb 26 13:39:06 <Hope> "It's been a long day. I don't think we need to push things further."
  54. Feb 26 13:39:25  Klark Tries to both yawn and nod at the same time.
  55. Feb 26 13:39:33 <Saru> "All right."
  56. Feb 26 13:39:42 <Saru> "Let's get some rest then."
  57. Feb 26 13:41:07  Hope has quit (Quit: Hope)
  58. Feb 26 13:41:14 <Mira> 1d20+7
  59. Feb 26 13:41:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20+7: 12 [1d20=5]
  60. Feb 26 13:41:19 <DamienLunas> 1d3
  61. Feb 26 13:41:21 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d3: 3 [1d3=3]
  62. Feb 26 13:41:25  Anonymous (Anonymous@sux-18077770.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #turfwars
  63. Feb 26 13:41:41 * Anonymous is now known as Hope
  64. Feb 26 13:42:14 <Hope> !dm9001 lastlines #10
  65. Feb 26 13:42:29  Hope heads upstairs to bed.
  66. Feb 26 13:43:00  Klark Heads off to bed himself after peeking out at the gardenfortress.
  67. Feb 26 13:45:29  Arthur stays downstairs, sleeping there unless a certain someone comes back before he drifts off.
  68. Feb 26 13:46:42 <DamienLunas> Six... hasn't come back yet.
  69. Feb 26 13:46:55 <DamienLunas> And when you all wake up next morning, he isn't there either.
  70. Feb 26 13:47:22  Saru gets up early to work out as usual, and is a bit concerned.
  71. Feb 26 13:48:26  Klark Wakes up early to go work on garden a slightly disgruntled look on his face. He also tries to not wake up the sleepy bugmons.
  72. Feb 26 13:48:27 <Hope> (I'm rather concerned about schrodinger's eevee)
  73. Feb 26 13:48:50 <Hope> (I'm sure I had a second male baby eevee with wish, but its stats are completely gone)
  74. Feb 26 13:49:06 <Klark> (I think there was one with impish and one naive.)
  75. Feb 26 13:49:17 <Hope> (Saru took the Sickly one)
  76. Feb 26 13:49:31 <Mira> (I took impish)
  77. Feb 26 13:49:42 <Hope> (So it was a Naive male with wish)
  78. Feb 26 13:50:37 <Klark> (Yep cause I remember it lowerd sp. Def.)
  79. Feb 26 13:50:42 <Hope> (Now if I could remember the ability we'd be all set)
  80. Feb 26 13:51:08 <DamienLunas> (I think mira has her ability written down)
  81. Feb 26 13:51:58 <Hope> (No, the missing Eevee, Damien)
  82. Feb 26 13:52:09 <Hope> (The male one, not the female I gave Anise)
  83. Feb 26 13:52:17 <DamienLunas> (I see, want me to reroll the ability)
  84. Feb 26 13:52:26 <Hope> (The female's was Run Away and got translated to whatever that is for Ghosteon)
  85. Feb 26 13:52:37 <Hope> (Sure, thanks)
  86. Feb 26 13:56:14 <Hope> (o.o)
  87. Feb 26 13:56:30 <Arthur> (DL is rolling more secret things)
  88. Feb 26 13:56:38 <Klark> (So sneaky.)
  89. Feb 26 13:56:46  Hope wakes up, gets dressed and gently wakes each of her sleeping pokemon, aww. :3
  90. Feb 26 13:57:12  Saru decides to check on Mira once the sun is actually up.
  91. Feb 26 13:57:19 <Mira> 1d20+7 secret things check
  92. Feb 26 13:57:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, secret things check: 10 [1d20=3]
  93. Feb 26 13:57:53 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  94. Feb 26 13:57:54 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  95. Feb 26 13:57:56 <DamienLunas> 1d3
  96. Feb 26 13:57:58 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d3: 3 [1d3=3]
  97. Feb 26 13:58:54 <DamienLunas> (Saru, do you check on mira while she's asleep?)
  98. Feb 26 13:59:27 <Saru> (well, im gonna go up and knock on her door to see if she's up yet)
  99. Feb 26 13:59:41 <DamienLunas> When saru knocks on her door, she isn't quite awake
  100. Feb 26 14:00:03 <Saru> "Hmm..."
  101. Feb 26 14:00:10  Saru decides to wait for her to get up.
  102. Feb 26 14:00:11 <Saru> (brb)
  103. Feb 26 14:01:30  Mira stumbles to her feet, trips over (and through) Ainfean, and rubs at her eyes, trying to wake up.
  104. Feb 26 14:02:50 <DamienLunas> So the rest of you are up
  105. Feb 26 14:02:59 <DamienLunas> I didn't hear a plan from saru yet, so what do
  106. Feb 26 14:03:40 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  107. Feb 26 14:03:42 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 6 [1d10=6]
  108. Feb 26 14:04:05 <Klark> (If Six was back I would have suggested a catchan day for him and his 4 pokes. Or we could go scavagin'/Freedayan.)
  109. Feb 26 14:04:17 <DamienLunas> (FREED DAYAN?)
  110. Feb 26 14:04:17 <Klark> (Oh wait strike that. He only has 3 now.)
  111. Feb 26 14:04:46 <DamienLunas> 1d100 hey dicemaid is freed feeling frisky and in the neighborhood
  112. Feb 26 14:04:48 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, hey dicemaid is freed feeling frisky and in the neighborhood: 89 [1d100=89]
  113. Feb 26 14:04:53 <DamienLunas> DM says hell no
  114. Feb 26 14:05:19 <Mira> (Setting up the combee system and such might be a good idea)
  115. Feb 26 14:05:37 <Klark> (Indeed.)
  116. Feb 26 14:05:39 <Arthur> (trying to make enough combees for said system at that)
  117. Feb 26 14:05:41 <Saru> (that sounds fine to me. maybe scavenge tomorrow, catch the day after, train the day after that?)
  118. Feb 26 14:05:48  Hope heads outside to greet Pix and Beeatrice, and to take one of the combee eggs to put in her room.
  119. Feb 26 14:05:58 <Arthur> (tomorrow is defense day)
  120. Feb 26 14:06:04 <Arthur> (so move your schedule up one)
  121. Feb 26 14:06:06 <DamienLunas> (When did those combee eggs come?)
  122. Feb 26 14:06:24 <Klark> (End of last time. She litters and then bam 4 eggs)
  123. Feb 26 14:06:24 <Hope> (I made the breeding check yesterday in-game)
  124. Feb 26 14:06:28 <Saru> (ah, yeah, that's fine)
  125. Feb 26 14:06:45 <Hope> (I think I already have four combees, two males and two females, and now four eggs)
  126. Feb 26 14:07:48 <DamienLunas> (ah I see)
  127. Feb 26 14:07:58 <DamienLunas> (If you're using hatchan powers, one can have hatched already)
  128. Feb 26 14:08:53 <Hope> (Alrighty)
  129. Feb 26 14:09:28  Hope also takes the time to explain the theoretical combee mail system to Beeatrice, to try to gauge her reaction.
  130. Feb 26 14:09:54 <Arthur> (so free day?)
  131. Feb 26 14:10:01 <DamienLunas> 1d3
  132. Feb 26 14:10:02 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d3: 3 [1d3=3]
  133. Feb 26 14:10:12 <Klark> (I am now suddenly imagining how real bees make new hives by having drones swarm around the queen and flying off.)
  134. Feb 26 14:10:26  Mira gets dressed and stumbles downstairs.
  135. Feb 26 14:10:40  Saru sees Mira come down. "Hey, Mira!"
  136. Feb 26 14:10:40 <DamienLunas> Beeatrice seems interested... she seems to enjoy the thought of her children going on to do something useful with their lives.
  137. Feb 26 14:11:01 <DamienLunas> 1d2
  138. Feb 26 14:11:01 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
  139. Feb 26 14:11:09 <Klark> (Also have we been harvesting honey at all?)
  140. Feb 26 14:12:29 <Hope> (I haven't been saying I've been doing so, but that'd have been a good idea. :X)
  141. Feb 26 14:12:47 <Mira> "Hey, Saru. Is Six back?"
  142. Feb 26 14:13:06 <DamienLunas> (if you want to sell honey, start keeping track of it)
  143. Feb 26 14:13:29 <Hope> (It'd be easier to keep track of it if I remembered which exactly of my bees had Honey Gather. :X Oops)
  144. Feb 26 14:13:50 <DamienLunas> (otherwise, fatchna has probably harvested enough honey for you to use it as gifts, food, and sexual lubricant)
  145. Feb 26 14:13:57 <DamienLunas> (whenever you want)
  146. Feb 26 14:14:19 <Mira> (oh god what)
  147. Feb 26 14:14:25 <DamienLunas> (Note: Honey does not work as sexual lubricant and that stupid questionable content comic that claimed it does is a dick and ruined my life)
  148. Feb 26 14:14:53 <Saru> (wat)
  149. Feb 26 14:14:57 <Saru> "Not yet."
  150. Feb 26 14:14:59 <DamienLunas> (ANYWAY)
  151. Feb 26 14:15:08 <Hope> (Beeatrice still has Honey Gather. :3)
  152. Feb 26 14:15:16 <Arthur> (Frankly it's your own fault for reading questionable content)
  153. Feb 26 14:15:31  Hope gathers honey, then.
  154. Feb 26 14:15:34 <Saru> "Are you okay, Mira? You seemed pretty worked up last night."
  155. Feb 26 14:16:03 <Mira> "...Yeah, I'm fine. Had another weird dream, though."
  156. Feb 26 14:16:10 <DamienLunas> 1d2
  157. Feb 26 14:16:12 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
  158. Feb 26 14:16:51  Arthur is in the very same spot. It's unclear whether he moved, though of course he did. Right? "Is it at all relevant, or can I take the opportunity to go do something?"
  159. Feb 26 14:17:21  Klark Nods to Hope as he heads back inside from the garden.
  160. Feb 26 14:17:32  Hope waves at Klark as he goes.
  161. Feb 26 14:17:41 <Saru> "I wonder what keeps causing those dreams of yours..."
  162. Feb 26 14:18:19 <Mira> "Well, um. I think it was about the Cataclysm."
  163. Feb 26 14:19:30 <Mira> "I was following Manaphy as he swam, and then all of a sudden, these purple beams of light came down, striking everything..."
  164. Feb 26 14:19:33  Mira motions vaguely.
  165. Feb 26 14:20:33  Klark has quit (Ping timeout)
  166. Feb 26 14:20:44  Saru rubs his chin in thought.
  167. Feb 26 14:21:05 <Arthur> "That's all, then?"
  168. Feb 26 14:21:34 <Mira> "They destroyed everything - and then I saw something purple flying off. The same color purple."
  169. Feb 26 14:22:46  CounterBeard (CounterBea@sux-83F8940F.dhcp.mtpk.ca.charter.com) has joined #turfwars
  170. Feb 26 14:22:51 * CounterBeard is now known as Klark
  171. Feb 26 14:23:29 <Klark> (Damn it Did I miss anyting?)
  172. Feb 26 14:24:51 <Hope> (Mira explaining dreamtime)
  173. Feb 26 14:25:00  Hope comes in with a vague amount of honey.
  174. Feb 26 14:26:05 * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  175. Feb 26 14:26:09 <DamienLunas> Each honey gather combee or vespiquen has enough honey for 1 jar
  176. Feb 26 14:27:01 <DamienLunas> you have 4 combee
  177. Feb 26 14:27:04 <Mira> (I pmed him the notes)
  178. Feb 26 14:27:12 <DamienLunas> (pmed who the notes)
  179. Feb 26 14:27:17 <DamienLunas> let's say that 2 of them have honey gather now
  180. Feb 26 14:27:19 <DamienLunas> both males
  181. Feb 26 14:27:21 <Klark> (me)
  182. Feb 26 14:27:29 <Saru> "So it's connected to the Cataclysm somehow, huh?"
  183. Feb 26 14:27:35 <Hope> Okay.
  184. Feb 26 14:27:44  Hope brings in three jars of honey, then.
  185. Feb 26 14:27:54 <DamienLunas> one female has pickup
  186. Feb 26 14:28:02 <DamienLunas> and the other female has hustle
  187. Feb 26 14:28:15  Mira shrugs. "Then again, it could mean nothing at all."
  188. Feb 26 14:28:15 <Hope> (Hustle? Really? That's interesting)
  189. Feb 26 14:28:24 <DamienLunas> (that's the dreamworld ability)
  190. Feb 26 14:28:49 <Arthur> (sadly it turns into unnerve)
  191. Feb 26 14:28:58 <Arthur> (should really be the other way around)
  192. Feb 26 14:29:35 <Hope> (Unnerve is actually useful when we have a GM that uses berries to counteract our hax)
  193. Feb 26 14:29:46 <DamienLunas> (See: accelgor)
  194. Feb 26 14:29:56 <Klark> (Indeed)
  195. Feb 26 14:30:07 <Klark> (I need to use covet more.)
  196. Feb 26 14:30:10 <Hope> (But I dunno if I could pick up a new Vespiquen to replace Beeatrice)
  197. Feb 26 14:30:25 <Arthur> (It's really probably going to just be sent to an orphanage)
  198. Feb 26 14:31:30 <Hope> (By the way, have the bees constructed any sort of hive outside now, or is it just "Cool, we're hangin' in the trees"?)
  199. Feb 26 14:31:59 <DamienLunas> (more of the latter :3)
  200. Feb 26 14:32:07 <Hope> (Okay)
  201. Feb 26 14:33:22 <DamienLunas> So since it's a free day, any breeding shenanigans?
  202. Feb 26 14:33:46 <Hope> Sure. Let's once again breed Trixie and Bear, using Breed.
  203. Feb 26 14:33:57 <Arthur> (You may want to do that for more combees)
  204. Feb 26 14:34:00 <DamienLunas> Also, if you were choosing to use your egg hatching powers on an egg
  205. Feb 26 14:34:10 <Mira> (Hey hope, want me to try and breed Aidan and a combee?)
  206. Feb 26 14:34:10 <DamienLunas> one of the combees would hatch today
  207. Feb 26 14:34:14 <Mira> (for more babby bees?
  208. Feb 26 14:34:21 <DamienLunas> You can already breed 3 pairs
  209. Feb 26 14:34:30 <DamienLunas> 2 males and females at level 1
  210. Feb 26 14:34:38 <DamienLunas> and beeatrice + aidan
  211. Feb 26 14:34:42 <Hope> (Pokemon incest. :( )
  212. Feb 26 14:35:05 <DamienLunas> (hope you should see what I had to do to get Hakurei Reimu, the perfect inbred mixed infernape)
  213. Feb 26 14:35:11 <Hope> (The sad thing is that it'd be tactically sound to inbreed the combees due to absolutely no level difference)
  214. Feb 26 14:35:40 <DamienLunas> (I'm pretty sure this is how bees work in the wild too)
  215. Feb 26 14:36:10 <Hope> (I don't understand why combee doesn't have an egg move list)
  216. Feb 26 14:36:19 <Hope> (Either way, I guess I'll try to breed the combees)
  217. Feb 26 14:36:31 <Hope> (Anise could still offer up Aidan, but I have Pix too)
  218. Feb 26 14:36:33 <Arthur> (we should be horrified at the concept of eating their incestuous slurry0
  219. Feb 26 14:36:33 <DamienLunas> (because male combee is supposed to be useless)
  220. Feb 26 14:36:41 <DamienLunas> (more like aroused)
  221. Feb 26 14:36:58 <Hope> EITHER WAY
  222. Feb 26 14:37:09 <DamienLunas> roll to see how aroused we are, hope. 2 d100s and one forced mating
  223. Feb 26 14:37:30 <Hope> (You mean three d100's)
  224. Feb 26 14:37:38 <DamienLunas> oh wait
  225. Feb 26 14:37:39 <Hope> (Er, wait)
  226. Feb 26 14:37:45 <DamienLunas> you can make up to SEVEN different breeding checks huh?
  227. Feb 26 14:37:45 <Saru> (brb)
  228. Feb 26 14:37:50 <Hope> (Yep)
  229. Feb 26 14:38:10 <Hope> 3#1d100 Combee, combee, Beeatrice
  230. Feb 26 14:38:10 <Jessie> Hope, Combee, combee, Beeatrice: 80 [1d100=80], 5 [1d100=5], 63 [1d100=63]
  231. Feb 26 14:38:21  Arthur springs up and heads out on his own way again. "Anyway, I'll be off for today. Any pokemon I should leave behind, or...?"
  232. Feb 26 14:38:57 <DamienLunas> successful breed is successful
  233. Feb 26 14:39:02 <DamienLunas> roll litters on combees?
  234. Feb 26 14:39:25 <Hope> (Was thinking about it but that shit's ridiculous. If Happy or Aeros were GMing they'd die or something. :3c)
  235. Feb 26 14:39:26 <Mira> "Where are you going, Arthur?"
  236. Feb 26 14:39:29 <Hope> (But it's your game, so okay)
  237. Feb 26 14:39:36 <Hope> 1d4 LITTERSSS
  238. Feb 26 14:39:37 <Jessie> Hope, LITTERSSS: 2 [1d4=2]
  239. Feb 26 14:39:39 <Arthur> "Huh? Oh...the beach. I read about it."
  240. Feb 26 14:39:56 <Arthur> "Figure I may as well see what's so pleasant there besides it being it."
  241. Feb 26 14:39:57 <Hope> (That would have been perfect to use on Trixie for the last two eevee we need. ;_;
  242. Feb 26 14:40:48  Klark Nods, "I'm going to go work on the safehouse idea for the folks around here."
  243. Feb 26 14:41:08 <Hope> (Okay so one eevee egg, two combee eggs, I reckon)
  244. Feb 26 14:41:37 <DamienLunas> 1d100
  245. Feb 26 14:41:39 <Jessie> DamienLunas, 1d100: 66 [1d100=66]
  246. Feb 26 14:42:17 * Jessie is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  247. Feb 26 14:42:22 <Hope> (And you said one of the previous four eggs could hatch today, I think?)
  248. Feb 26 14:42:43 <DamienLunas> (yes)
  249. Feb 26 14:44:18 <Mira> (Hope: If you're not worried about natural edging all of them, Aidan and Fion have egg warmer)
  250. Feb 26 14:44:36 <DamienLunas> (one of the combee eggs anyway)
  251. Feb 26 14:44:49 <DamienLunas> (or... wait no you had an extra eevee egg)
  252. Feb 26 14:44:53 <DamienLunas> (So that could hatch too I guess hope)
  253. Feb 26 14:45:07 <Hope> (Where did I get that one =O)
  254. Feb 26 14:45:14 <Hope> (I didn't breed Trixie yesterday)
  255. Feb 26 14:46:00 <Hope> (But okay! I'll take it!)
  256. Feb 26 14:46:07 <Hope> (And thanks Anise. :3)
  257. Feb 26 14:46:11 <DamienLunas> (I thought you said you still had an eevee egg)
  258. Feb 26 14:46:15 <DamienLunas> (because you like made two)
  259. Feb 26 14:46:22 <DamienLunas> (and then you decided to make them hatch one day apart)
  260. Feb 26 14:46:22 <Hope> (wut)
  261. Feb 26 14:46:46 <Hope> (I guess so. D= I need to write down all this shit. In fact, I am now.)
  262. Feb 26 14:46:57 <DamienLunas> wait a second
  263. Feb 26 14:46:59 <DamienLunas> oh right
  264. Feb 26 14:47:07 <DamienLunas> master hatcher affects ALL the eggs you own
  265. Feb 26 14:47:09 <DamienLunas> all of them
  266. Feb 26 14:47:13 <DamienLunas> you had howmany combee eggs
  267. Feb 26 14:47:31 <Hope> (Eggs in my possession specifically)
  268. Feb 26 14:47:41 <Hope> (Which is why we came up with this shuffle thing)
  269. Feb 26 14:48:02 <Hope> (And there were four made last night)
  270. Feb 26 14:49:48 <Hope> (We can worry about this later. :3c There are probably people who are wanting to play)
  271. Feb 26 14:50:06 <DamienLunas> All four eggs hatch
  272. Feb 26 14:50:12 <DamienLunas> 4#1d100
  273. Feb 26 14:50:14 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 4#1d100: 1 [1d100=1], 10 [1d100=10], 21 [1d100=21], 7 [1d100=7]
  274. Feb 26 14:50:35 <DamienLunas> o.o
  275. Feb 26 14:50:38 <DamienLunas> 3 females, 1 male.
  276. Feb 26 14:50:43 <Hope> (Hahaha)
  277. Feb 26 14:50:54 <Arthur> (oh wow)
  278. Feb 26 14:51:02 <Klark> (...Nice)
  279. Feb 26 14:51:07 <Arthur> (Do we have enough for every orphanage now)
  280. Feb 26 14:51:15 <DamienLunas> (more than that I think)
  281. Feb 26 14:51:16 <Arthur> (one vespiquen each that is)
  282. Feb 26 14:51:19 <Hope> (Five females total)
  283. Feb 26 14:51:30 <Klark> (Well that went incredibly well.)
  284. Feb 26 14:51:38 <DamienLunas> (that's 5 female combees)
  285. Feb 26 14:51:45 <Mira> (beees)
  286. Feb 26 14:51:47 <DamienLunas> (plus beeatrice)
  287. Feb 26 14:51:55 <DamienLunas> (you have 5 territories right now)
  288. Feb 26 14:51:56 <Arthur> (You could totally have a vespiquen squad)
  289. Feb 26 14:52:26 <DamienLunas> (did you roll for litters)
  290. Feb 26 14:52:32 <DamienLunas> (to see how many your combees bred today?)
  291. Feb 26 14:52:32 <Hope> (Yeah)
  292. Feb 26 14:52:36 <Hope> (Two combee eggs)
  293. Feb 26 14:52:36 <Klark> (Heh I think hope could be a bug ace if she really wanted too at this point.)
  294. Feb 26 14:52:39 <DamienLunas> (Also are you going to try to roll another breeding attempt)
  295. Feb 26 14:52:48 <DamienLunas> (or rather another 3)
  296. Feb 26 14:52:52 <DamienLunas> (since 3 new females appeared)
  297. Feb 26 14:52:57 <Hope> (Considering one attempt takes at least 8 hours)
  298. Feb 26 14:53:17 <Hope> (I think I have enough beeeees, let's roll one more for Trixie though)
  299. Feb 26 14:53:22 <Hope> 1d100
  300. Feb 26 14:53:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d100: 46 [1d100=46]
  301. Feb 26 14:53:26 <DamienLunas> (You can't roll another for trixie anyway)
  302. Feb 26 14:53:30 <Hope> (Why)
  303. Feb 26 14:53:36 <DamienLunas> (because she already rolled one)
  304. Feb 26 14:53:47 <DamienLunas> (and it was using breed, which takes 12 hours)
  305. Feb 26 14:53:49 <Hope> (Then why did you ask me if I wanted to- Oh)
  306. Feb 26 14:53:59 <Hope> (Well, nevermind. :3c No further rolls)
  307. Feb 26 14:54:07 <DamienLunas> (you will still need more males you know)
  308. Feb 26 14:54:11 <Klark> (Did we want to breed anyone else?)
  309. Feb 26 14:54:22 <DamienLunas> (at least 2 more males would be perfect hope)
  310. Feb 26 14:54:40 <Hope> >breed freshly hatched females ;_;
  311. Feb 26 14:54:42 <DamienLunas> (well, then again if those other two hatch to be males)
  312. Feb 26 14:54:45 <Hope> (I am a terrible breeder)
  313. Feb 26 14:55:09 <Hope> (I'm good on bees for today)
  314. Feb 26 14:55:14 <DamienLunas> OKAY!
  315. Feb 26 14:55:21 <Hope> (But since I do have more breeding checks)
  316. Feb 26 14:55:30 <Hope> 13 hours of Nix x Kumiho, bitches.
  317. Feb 26 14:55:31 <Hope> 1d100
  318. Feb 26 14:55:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d100: 16 [1d100=16]
  319. Feb 26 14:55:43 <DamienLunas> This is incredibly easy.
  320. Feb 26 14:55:47 <DamienLunas> Nix REALLY likes himself.
  321. Feb 26 14:56:16 <Hope> (I AM DONE FOR NOW)
  322. Feb 26 14:56:27 <DamienLunas> an egg is quickly produced.
  323. Feb 26 14:56:32 <DamienLunas> Now
  324. Feb 26 14:56:39 <DamienLunas> Onto some shenanigans with arthur :D
  325. Feb 26 14:57:49 <Mira> (aha)
  326. Feb 26 14:59:01 <DamienLunas> Arthur arrives at the beach
  327. Feb 26 14:59:10 <DamienLunas> His faithful gallade stands next to him
  328. Feb 26 14:59:32 <DamienLunas> <I remember this spot, this is where you washed up and that girl saved you.>
  329. Feb 26 14:59:42 <DamienLunas> <She was really nice.>
  330. Feb 26 15:00:00  Arthur slides and plops down, floating some sand around. "Sure is a beach, huh? And...yes, that's why I came. Seems amazing that we went this far."
  331. Feb 26 15:00:20  Kit (kittrezz@sux-9975105.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #turfwars
  332. Feb 26 15:00:30 <DamienLunas> there are lots of pretty shells along the beach
  333. Feb 26 15:01:23  Arthur whooshes a shell over and starts tossing it up and down, taking the occasional break to look it over before trying to skip it like a stone. Rinse. Repeat.
  334. Feb 26 15:01:40 <DamienLunas> roll perception arthur
  335. Feb 26 15:01:44 <Arthur> 1d20+1
  336. Feb 26 15:01:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 1d20+1: 13 [1d20=12]
  337. Feb 26 15:02:11 <DamienLunas> a few dozen meters away, you can see some totodiles pulling a similar trick
  338. Feb 26 15:02:15 <DamienLunas> but with a much more nasty twist.
  339. Feb 26 15:02:56 <DamienLunas> a Big croconaw swings around a fish with ugly splotchy skin
  340. Feb 26 15:03:13 <Mira> (poor feebas ;_;)
  341. Feb 26 15:03:18  Arthur frowns and approaches very quietly, not QUITE getting up, but sliding over.
  342. Feb 26 15:03:26 <Klark> (Croooocs)
  343. Feb 26 15:03:46 <DamienLunas> it lets it go, and tosses it to the water
  344. Feb 26 15:04:02 <DamienLunas> it skips along its side, spinning before trying to dive back underwater to escape
  345. Feb 26 15:04:24 <DamienLunas> at which point another totodile swims up holding it and tossing it back to the shore
  346. Feb 26 15:04:38 <DamienLunas> every time tha croconaw skips the feebas, the totodiles all laugh gleefully
  347. Feb 26 15:04:40 <DamienLunas> 1d3
  348. Feb 26 15:04:41 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d3: 2 [1d3=2]
  349. Feb 26 15:04:51  Arthur gets a trollgrin. It's been a while--he slows it down in midair and floats it over above his head on its way back.
  350. Feb 26 15:05:11 <DamienLunas> there are about 4 totodiles and 1 croconaw
  351. Feb 26 15:05:20 <DamienLunas> They all look over at you and >:|
  352. Feb 26 15:05:22  Arthur springs up and gives them a wave.
  353. Feb 26 15:05:33 <DamienLunas> <They seem to be angry that you interrupted their game.>
  354. Feb 26 15:06:03 <Arthur> "They should learn to play better games. Any idea what their problem is with this guy?"
  355. Feb 26 15:06:14 <DamienLunas> 1d2
  356. Feb 26 15:06:15 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d2: 1 [1d2=1]
  357. Feb 26 15:06:24 <DamienLunas> <They think he's ugly. And they're bored.>
  358. Feb 26 15:06:32 <DamienLunas> <The big one is showing off how strong he is>
  359. Feb 26 15:06:49 <Arthur> "Could you please kindly tell them that if they're bored, they can feel free to entertain themselves with me?"
  360. Feb 26 15:07:01  Arthur tosses his hat and jacket to the side.
  361. Feb 26 15:07:08 <DamienLunas> <I think they're more than willing. I think you're probably stronger than them, Master.>
  362. Feb 26 15:07:24  Arthur also floats the fish over to a safer spot before running straight for them. "Damn skippy."
  363. Feb 26 15:07:35 <DamienLunas> (dex? And speeds if you decide to bring your pokemon over to fight?)
  364. Feb 26 15:07:57 <Arthur> (dex 10, speed 16 since levanter is out)
  365. Feb 26 15:09:02 <DamienLunas> Speed... 8
  366. Feb 26 15:09:20 <DamienLunas> and 5
  367. Feb 26 15:09:27 <Arthur> (Are they all bunched up together?)
  368. Feb 26 15:09:50 <DamienLunas> (kind of.)
  369. Feb 26 15:09:59 <Arthur> (Within 3 meters, basically)
  370. Feb 26 15:10:04 <DamienLunas> (there's 5 of them. Croconaw is in the lead and the other 4 are flanking him in a V formation)
  371. Feb 26 15:10:05 <Klark> (Shockwave and leafblade actions?)
  372. Feb 26 15:10:34 <Arthur> (I plan to get in the "middle" of the V and Croconaw)
  373. Feb 26 15:11:09 <DamienLunas> (okay)
  374. Feb 26 15:11:13 <Arthur> (But yeah, if they're all within 3 meters this works)
  375. Feb 26 15:11:23 <DamienLunas> (they should be if you stand right in the croconaw's face)
  376. Feb 26 15:11:25 <Arthur> 1d20 discharge
  377. Feb 26 15:11:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, discharge: 4 [1d20=4]
  378. Feb 26 15:11:32 <Arthur> (Should I probcontrol)
  379. Feb 26 15:11:47 <DamienLunas> hits them all
  380. Feb 26 15:11:50 <DamienLunas> roll damage
  381. Feb 26 15:11:55 <Arthur> 5d10+4 well then
  382. Feb 26 15:11:56 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, well then: 38 [5d10=9,9,5,2,9]
  383. Feb 26 15:12:18  Arthur slides to a stop right in front of all of them. He sticks his finger in the air and is struck with a thunderbolt, which runs through his body and the ground.
  384. Feb 26 15:12:32 <DamienLunas> you unleash a burst of electrical energy that shocks all 6 of them for a massive bolt
  385. Feb 26 15:12:44 <DamienLunas> they all flop to the ground defeated
  386. Feb 26 15:13:04 <Arthur> "...What. Really? Huh. Wonder how these things taste."
  387. Feb 26 15:13:05 <DamienLunas> Wait... 6?
  388. Feb 26 15:13:27 <Arthur> (The fish is away from this :I)
  389. Feb 26 15:13:33 <DamienLunas> it seems the totodile in the water thought you were still playing.
  390. Feb 26 15:13:58 <DamienLunas> He tossed the yellow feebas back towards his leader so he could continue.
  391. Feb 26 15:14:09 <DamienLunas> Except it's not so much yellow as it is gold
  392. Feb 26 15:14:18 <DamienLunas> and it's not so much a feebas as it is a magikarp that isn't moving very much
  393. Feb 26 15:14:33 <Mira> (;_;)
  394. Feb 26 15:14:54  Arthur stops the karp once again and floats it back into the water once again, taking out a potion.
  395. Feb 26 15:15:17 <DamienLunas> its skin is a bit seared
  396. Feb 26 15:15:18 <Arthur> (we have potions for days right)
  397. Feb 26 15:15:33 <DamienLunas> (do you have a potion on your sheet?)
  398. Feb 26 15:15:44 <Mira> (We've enough for you to use one on the fishy)
  399. Feb 26 15:15:55 <Arthur> (yes, and have had since the beginning)
  400. Feb 26 15:15:57 <DamienLunas> Its scales are still sort of crackling with the massive electric jolt you sent through it
  401. Feb 26 15:16:01 <Klark> (We each started with two potions and a super right?)
  402. Feb 26 15:16:04 <DamienLunas> (just making sure you hadn't used them)
  403. Feb 26 15:16:31 <Klark> (Nah just healan powers and blessings I think.)
  404. Feb 26 15:16:40 <Arthur> 1d10+10 will use another if need be
  405. Feb 26 15:16:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, will use another if need be: 14 [1d10=4]
  406. Feb 26 15:16:58 <DamienLunas> it's... just sort of sitting there and crackling.
  407. Feb 26 15:17:01 <DamienLunas> crackle
  408. Feb 26 15:17:08 <DamienLunas> cracklecrackle
  409. Feb 26 15:17:22 <DamienLunas> cracklecracklecracklecracklecracklecrackleshivershivershivershivershivershivershivershivershivershiver
  410. Feb 26 15:17:25 <DamienLunas> SHWOOOOOOOOOOOOM
  411. Feb 26 15:17:40 <DamienLunas> you're knocked over as it suddenly grows into an enormous creature
  412. Feb 26 15:18:05 <DamienLunas> an angry gyarados looms over you and roars loudly
  413. Feb 26 15:18:30  Arthur folds his arms and looks up at it. "You know full well I didn't intend to cooperate with them."
  414. Feb 26 15:19:28 <DamienLunas> (This isn't the feebas they were tossing around)
  415. Feb 26 15:19:42 <DamienLunas> (this is a much more different much more angry gyarados)
  416. Feb 26 15:19:53 <Arthur> (oh dear)
  417. Feb 26 15:20:04 <Hope> (I think he was under the impression that the feebas you mentioned was never a feebas)
  418. Feb 26 15:20:10 <DamienLunas> (Nope, that was a feebas)
  419. Feb 26 15:20:15 <Arthur> (And yeah that's what you sort of described!)
  420. Feb 26 15:20:17 <DamienLunas> (he let the feebas get away)
  421. Feb 26 15:20:31 <DamienLunas> (the totodile got confused and handed him the closest thing to a feebas he could find)
  422. Feb 26 15:20:51 <Arthur> (Is the gyarados at full, or close to?)
  423. Feb 26 15:20:53 <DamienLunas> By the way
  424. Feb 26 15:21:10 <DamienLunas> this Gyarados is colored bright gold.
  425. Feb 26 15:21:16 <Arthur> (Oh wow)
  426. Feb 26 15:21:17 <DamienLunas> speeds and dex.
  427. Feb 26 15:21:18 <Klark> (=O)
  428. Feb 26 15:21:27 <Arthur> (speed 10, dex 16 as the same)
  429. Feb 26 15:21:51 <DamienLunas> Speed 11
  430. Feb 26 15:21:56 <DamienLunas> Arthur Gyarados Levanter
  431. Feb 26 15:21:59 <DamienLunas> go arthur
  432. Feb 26 15:22:05 <Arthur> (er)
  433. Feb 26 15:22:06 <Arthur> (HERP)
  434. Feb 26 15:22:14 <Arthur> (You know I meant dex 10 speed 16)
  435. Feb 26 15:22:18 <DamienLunas> okay
  436. Feb 26 15:22:21 <Arthur> (as it was)
  437. Feb 26 15:22:26 <DamienLunas> arthur levanter gyarados
  438. Feb 26 15:22:27 <Arthur> (BECAUSE MY STATS DO NOT CHANGE LIKE THAT)
  439. Feb 26 15:22:54 <Arthur> 1d20 just a thundershock because this shit might KILL it
  440. Feb 26 15:22:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, just a thundershock because this shit might KILL it: 8 [1d20=8]
  441. Feb 26 15:23:38  Arthur continues to grin as he just pokes at it, giving short zaps.
  442. Feb 26 15:23:49 <Arthur> 2d10+4 (?)
  443. Feb 26 15:23:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, (?): 21 [2d10=10,7]
  444. Feb 26 15:24:02 <DamienLunas> the electricity surges through the gyarados
  445. Feb 26 15:24:10 <DamienLunas> and his scales crackle with energy
  446. Feb 26 15:24:19 <DamienLunas> as he suddenly looks a lot more fierce and angry
  447. Feb 26 15:24:30 <Arthur> (is this shit some lightningrod gyarados)
  448. Feb 26 15:24:31 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Arthur 10 | Gyarados 17 Levanter 16
  449. Feb 26 15:24:31 <Klark> (wut?)
  450. Feb 26 15:24:34 <Hope> (Oh god, this is a lightning rod/motor drive gyarados isn't it)
  451. Feb 26 15:24:36 <Arthur> (OH GOD MOTOR DRIVE)
  452. Feb 26 15:24:53 <DamienLunas> it tries to bite arthur's everything off with crackling electric jaws
  453. Feb 26 15:24:54 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  454. Feb 26 15:24:55 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  455. Feb 26 15:25:14 <DamienLunas> 2d20+18
  456. Feb 26 15:25:15 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2d20+18: 34 [2d20=1,15]
  457. Feb 26 15:25:45 <DamienLunas> it gets its jaws around you and starts biting down as it gives you a taste of your own medicine
  458. Feb 26 15:25:58 <DamienLunas> Levanter's turn
  459. Feb 26 15:26:53 <Arthur> "I think we should visit this beach more often, it does such wonderfully unpredictable things to us! That said, mind getting this thing a little less...strong?"
  460. Feb 26 15:27:02 <Arthur> 1d20 night slash
  461. Feb 26 15:27:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, night slash: 16 [1d20=16]
  462. Feb 26 15:27:30 <DamienLunas> Levanter slashes the enormous beast
  463. Feb 26 15:27:36 <Arthur> 2d20+20
  464. Feb 26 15:27:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 2d20+20: 46 [2d20=17,9]
  465. Feb 26 15:27:50 <Arthur> (Good thing we have heavy balls)
  466. Feb 26 15:28:04 <DamienLunas> it's a pretty powerful hit
  467. Feb 26 15:28:10 <Arthur> (Speaking of which how's it looking)
  468. Feb 26 15:28:26 <DamienLunas> it's looking damaged, but still ready to keep going
  469. Feb 26 15:29:13 <Arthur> 1d20 let's confusion it then
  470. Feb 26 15:29:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, let's confusion it then: 16 [1d20=16]
  471. Feb 26 15:29:26 <Arthur> 4d6+7
  472. Feb 26 15:29:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 4d6+7: 16 [4d6=2,1,5,1]
  473. Feb 26 15:29:53 <DamienLunas> the minor hit only serves to make him more angry as he flies up into the sky out of levanter's range.
  474. Feb 26 15:30:05 <Arthur> (Or is it?)
  475. Feb 26 15:30:10 <DamienLunas> (it is.)
  476. Feb 26 15:30:12 <Arthur> 1d20 magical leaf bitches
  477. Feb 26 15:30:13 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, magical leaf bitches: 19 [1d20=19]
  478. Feb 26 15:30:37 <DamienLunas> It's too high!
  479. Feb 26 15:30:45  Arthur staaaares.
  480. Feb 26 15:30:47 <DamienLunas> (go back to gen 1)
  481. Feb 26 15:30:51 <Arthur> "You may want to run."
  482. Feb 26 15:30:58 <DamienLunas> <That may not help.>
  483. Feb 26 15:30:58 <Arthur> "Or at least back up some."
  484. Feb 26 15:31:18  Arthur winces. "I had a feeling. Well, not much to do save brace ourselves and scatter!"
  485. Feb 26 15:32:08 <Arthur> (my face when there is now a WC clause to bounce.)
  486. Feb 26 15:32:11 <DamienLunas> (overland is 4...)
  487. Feb 26 15:32:24 <Hope> (Bounce has always had a WC clause that I've seen)
  488. Feb 26 15:32:37 <Hope> (Ever since I started with Steve way back)
  489. Feb 26 15:33:03 <Hope> (It might be using fly though)
  490. Feb 26 15:33:25 <DamienLunas> (It's using bounce. Gyarados can't learn fly)
  491. Feb 26 15:33:38 <DamienLunas> (so arthur is only going to spread out? nothing else?)
  492. Feb 26 15:33:57  Arthur gets a potion down himself because shitfucking goddamn this is going to hurt
  493. Feb 26 15:33:59 <Arthur> 1d10+10
  494. Feb 26 15:34:00 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 1d10+10: 18 [1d10=8]
  495. Feb 26 15:34:25 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  496. Feb 26 15:34:26 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  497. Feb 26 15:34:32 <DamienLunas> it comes crashing down on arthur
  498. Feb 26 15:34:54 <DamienLunas> 5d20+1d8+18
  499. Feb 26 15:34:55 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 5d20+1d8+18: 58 [5d20=7,11,8,2,11; 1d8=1]
  500. Feb 26 15:35:19 <DamienLunas> and it roars angrily
  501. Feb 26 15:35:31 <Arthur> (Are we going by catching day rules because wishlist)
  502. Feb 26 15:35:59 <DamienLunas> (I doubt your next attack could kill it anyway)
  503. Feb 26 15:36:16 <DamienLunas> (unless it's a crit leafblade)
  504. Feb 26 15:36:17  Six (clockwork.@sux-80C7B337.lightspeed.stlsmo.sbcglobal.net) has joined #turfwars
  505. Feb 26 15:36:19 <Arthur> (that 20 attack on lev worries me, but it's more just fainting)
  506. Feb 26 15:36:30 <DamienLunas> (but it has hp to spare, and it's lev's turn)
  507. Feb 26 15:36:35 <Arthur> 1d20 shadow sneak anyway
  508. Feb 26 15:36:36 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, shadow sneak anyway: 3 [1d20=3]
  509. Feb 26 15:36:51 <DamienLunas> that'll be a miss
  510. Feb 26 15:37:01 <Arthur> 1d20 probcontrol
  511. Feb 26 15:37:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, probcontrol: 4 [1d20=4]
  512. Feb 26 15:37:05 <Klark> (Wanna take my re roll?)
  513. Feb 26 15:37:07 <DamienLunas> haha
  514. Feb 26 15:37:09 <DamienLunas> barely hits.
  515. Feb 26 15:37:11 <Arthur> (Let's say that's yours)
  516. Feb 26 15:37:14 <Arthur> 2d10+20
  517. Feb 26 15:37:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 2d10+20: 30 [2d10=9,1]
  518. Feb 26 15:37:19 <DamienLunas> (no let's say its arthur's)
  519. Feb 26 15:37:24 <Arthur> (okay then)
  520. Feb 26 15:37:33 <Arthur> (It was the freebie anyway_
  521. Feb 26 15:37:48 <DamienLunas> it's looking very weakened)
  522. Feb 26 15:38:04 <Arthur> (I can use any pokeball on the wiki page right)
  523. Feb 26 15:38:08 <DamienLunas> (yeah sure)
  524. Feb 26 15:38:14 <DamienLunas> (it would be stupid of arthur not to come prepared)
  525. Feb 26 15:38:20 <DamienLunas> (and arthur is anything but stupid)
  526. Feb 26 15:38:33  Arthur pulls out one of those questionably useful until today balls.
  527. Feb 26 15:38:39 <Arthur> 1d100-10 HEAVY BALLLLLL
  528. Feb 26 15:38:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, HEAVY BALLLLLL: 34 [1d100=44]
  529. Feb 26 15:39:15 <DamienLunas> The ball seems to be spiraling around uncontrollably, flying up into the air and smacking arthur on the shins several times
  530. Feb 26 15:39:37 <DamienLunas> ...
  531. Feb 26 15:39:41 <DamienLunas> *click*
  532. Feb 26 15:39:57 <DamienLunas> Congratulations, you caught a Gyarados!
  533. Feb 26 15:40:11  Arthur stares at the ball and very carefully picks it up. "Well then!"
  534. Feb 26 15:40:22 <DamienLunas> Level 25, Egg Moves Thunder Fang and Bounce
  535. Feb 26 15:40:26 <Arthur> "Today was an entertaining and productive day. You fine, Lev?"
  536. Feb 26 15:40:43 <DamienLunas> <Yes... I remained unhurt>
  537. Feb 26 15:41:18 <Hope> (=O Is it electric/flying or does it just have motordrive?)
  538. Feb 26 15:41:19 <DamienLunas> <More importantly, you look like you've taken a lot of damage. Would you like me to heal you?>
  539. Feb 26 15:41:25 <DamienLunas> (Water flying with motor drive)
  540. Feb 26 15:41:29 <Arthur> "Yes, please. That'd be very nice."
  541. Feb 26 15:41:48 <Arthur> (Gender/nature?)
  542. Feb 26 15:42:31 <Hope> (Male/PISSED OFF)
  543. Feb 26 15:43:35 <Saru> (haha)
  544. Feb 26 15:43:50 <Klark> (Heh.)
  545. Feb 26 15:43:56 <DamienLunas> 1d2
  546. Feb 26 15:43:57 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d2: 1 [1d2=1]
  547. Feb 26 15:44:01 <DamienLunas> Male, Naughty
  548. Feb 26 15:44:04 <Arthur> (You laugh now but happy made PISSED OFF an actual nature)
  549. Feb 26 15:44:27 <DamienLunas> Levanter uses healing wave on arthur to help patch him up
  550. Feb 26 15:45:01  Arthur is in fine shape by the time he recovers his hat and jacket.
  551. Feb 26 15:45:04 <Arthur> (3 HP off full)
  552. Feb 26 15:45:48 <Six> (Haha yes, Goliath~)
  553. Feb 26 15:46:38 <Arthur> (does it have tackle and splash from being a magikarp)
  554. Feb 26 15:51:28 <Mira> (dot dot dot)
  555. Feb 26 15:51:43 <DamienLunas> sure
  556. Feb 26 15:51:45 <Hope> (enzo enzo enzo)
  557. Feb 26 15:51:45 <Arthur> (He's probably rolling shenanigans for six or PMing shenanigans to the same)
  558. Feb 26 15:51:52 <Klark> (Indeed)
  559. Feb 26 15:51:54 <DamienLunas> (just catching up with stuff for six)
  560. Feb 26 15:51:59 <DamienLunas> Anyway
  561. Feb 26 15:52:08 <DamienLunas> anything else arthur wants to do
  562. Feb 26 15:52:13 <DamienLunas> before heading back
  563. Feb 26 15:53:25 <Arthur> (Keep a shell or two. Also if any of the totodiles are dead, take it back for food.)
  564. Feb 26 15:54:00 <DamienLunas> (let's see...)
  565. Feb 26 15:54:31 <DamienLunas> 3d100
  566. Feb 26 15:54:32 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 3d100: 108 [3d100=31,21,56]
  567. Feb 26 15:54:46 <DamienLunas> 2 dead totodiles.
  568. Feb 26 15:55:10  Arthur walks back with a shell in his pocket and two gators over his shoulder. Just like the old days!
  569. Feb 26 15:56:05 <DamienLunas> Heading over to heal up your pokemon anywhere?
  570. Feb 26 15:56:25 <DamienLunas> 1d100
  571. Feb 26 15:56:26 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d100: 56 [1d100=56]
  572. Feb 26 15:56:31 <Arthur> (Yes.)
  573. Feb 26 15:56:46 <DamienLunas> Arthur gets his pokemon healed up
  574. Feb 26 15:56:54 <DamienLunas> and heads on over back to the house with everyone else.
  575. Feb 26 15:57:37  Mira meanwile is making breakfast. Yumyum.
  576. Feb 26 15:57:58 <DamienLunas> he arrives back at around mid-afternoon
  577. Feb 26 15:58:11 <DamienLunas> anything else you guys want to try and take care of this monday?
  578. Feb 26 15:58:28  Saru has decided its a good idea to upside down situps hanging from a convenient window.
  579. Feb 26 15:58:32 <Klark> (Was gonna try and get started on the safehouses for this area.)
  580. Feb 26 15:58:54 <Hope> (>leave totodiles to rot on beach ;_;)
  581. Feb 26 15:59:27 <Arthur> (What, rot? I just said I'm taking the dead ones in for food.)
  582. Feb 26 15:59:28 <Mira> (I was going to go get started on beees, but if not, I'll help Klark.)
  583. Feb 26 15:59:32 <Arthur> (He's not stupid.)
  584. Feb 26 15:59:32  Hope has run all over the house, tending to breeding pokemon, sweeping the place, and making things look nice.
  585. Feb 26 15:59:48 <Arthur> (The others will presumably recover and gtfo
  586. Feb 26 15:59:54 <Hope> (Oh, I see now)
  587. Feb 26 16:00:28 <DamienLunas> Klark, I assume that means you're talking to Hayato?
  588. Feb 26 16:01:07 <Klark> (If he is still around yeah.)
  589. Feb 26 16:01:54 <DamienLunas> Hayato is indeed around for you to talk to.
  590. Feb 26 16:02:37  Klark Heads over to Hayato, nodding to him as he asks "Do you have a moment?"
  591. Feb 26 16:02:59 <DamienLunas> "So you want to build some safe hiding places for the people, right?"
  592. Feb 26 16:03:09  Mira goes with.
  593. Feb 26 16:03:26  Klark Nods.
  594. Feb 26 16:04:53 <DamienLunas> "Something like that... well it would be difficult."
  595. Feb 26 16:05:26 <Klark> "I have some ability to manipulate earth, moving and shaping. As well as we have the skills of a very proficient builder."
  596. Feb 26 16:05:38 <DamienLunas> "Although we know the poison punks intend to concentrate their attacks at Vejo Paraiso, it's still only one day."
  597. Feb 26 16:06:13 <Mira> "I-I'll help however I can!"
  598. Feb 26 16:07:01 <Klark> "Hm, would you suggest for now we just evacuate the area?"
  599. Feb 26 16:07:56 <DamienLunas> "That could work. You have a large territory, and if you enlist the aid of your subordinates, they would be able to get everyone to safety."
  600. Feb 26 16:08:29 <DamienLunas> "The first step would be to get a head count of everyone in Nuevo Paraiso."
  601. Feb 26 16:09:04 <DamienLunas> "Once you know how many people are there, you must sort them by area, and assign members to escort them to another territory."
  602. Feb 26 16:10:34  Klark Nods looking thoughful. "Mira, should we go ask Saru about moving people before we put anything into action?"
  603. Feb 26 16:11:08 <Mira> "Hmm. I can do that pretty quickly."
  604. Feb 26 16:11:11 <Mira> "Wait here?"
  605. Feb 26 16:11:17  Klark Nods.
  606. Feb 26 16:11:19 <Mira> "Start making plans either way."
  607. Feb 26 16:11:30 <Mira> "That way, when we have an answer, we won't have wasted time."
  608. Feb 26 16:11:39  Mira hurries off towards home base.
  609. Feb 26 16:12:37 <DamienLunas> Actually you're all at home base.
  610. Feb 26 16:12:54 <DamienLunas> Hayato was hanging around because he remembered you guys wanted to do some work
  611. Feb 26 16:13:22 <Mira> (oh herp)
  612. Feb 26 16:13:27 <Mira> (/me goes to find saru then)
  613. Feb 26 16:14:20 <Klark> "Right. Master Hayato, your scouts move the fastest but they are currently occupied in watching the Posion Punks, correct?"
  614. Feb 26 16:14:57 <Mira> "Saru?"
  615. Feb 26 16:15:00 <DamienLunas> "Correct. But we have learned of their plans."
  616. Feb 26 16:15:13 <DamienLunas> "They are attacking Vejo Paraiso."
  617. Feb 26 16:16:18 <DamienLunas> "They intend to cause panic and destruction by sending in several mobile bombs to explode once they have reached their targets.
  618. Feb 26 16:16:34 <DamienLunas> "Six."
  619. Feb 26 16:16:50  Saru sticks his head in. He was up on the roof.
  620. Feb 26 16:16:57 <Saru> "Hey Mira, what's up?"
  621. Feb 26 16:17:10  Klark Nods, "All at different points to cause the most chaos, I assume?"
  622. Feb 26 16:17:31 <DamienLunas> "Yes. They intend to take advantage of the wide border to release them at different points."
  623. Feb 26 16:17:36 <Mira> "Well, we need you to make a decision. Do we build safehouses or evacuate Nuevo Paraiso?"
  624. Feb 26 16:17:47 <Saru> "Hm."
  625. Feb 26 16:17:55  Saru drops down back into the hall way.
  626. Feb 26 16:18:30 <DamienLunas> "After their bombs have entered, they plan to follow up themselves to look for you while everyone is busy panicking and you are fixing the destruction."
  627. Feb 26 16:19:10  Mira steps to one side to avoid going squish.
  628. Feb 26 16:19:24 <Saru> "I think we should evacuate. Safehouses are a good idea, but if they're coming so soon..."
  629. Feb 26 16:19:45 <Klark> "From what your scouts have seen of the bombs, is there any way to avoid or remove them before they reacht he area?"
  630. Feb 26 16:20:00 <Arthur> "How quickly will the bombs reach their targets? If we act fast enough, is taking down each bomb prior to its detonation viable?"
  631. Feb 26 16:20:07 <Saru> "Everyone else downstairs?"
  632. Feb 26 16:20:22  Hope peeks her head outside, wondering what the gathering's all about.
  633. Feb 26 16:20:54 <DamienLunas> "Yes, the bombs shouldn't be able to move that quickly, but if you don't act with caution they could explode when they think they're in trouble.
  634. Feb 26 16:21:10 <Mira> "Okay, I'll pass it on!"
  635. Feb 26 16:21:22 <Arthur> "The biggest question is whether we can spread out like that and then converge on their main invasion point in time."
  636. Feb 26 16:21:25 <Klark> "I see."
  637. Feb 26 16:21:28 <Arthur> "...Unless I just go alone."
  638. Feb 26 16:21:34  Mira hurries off to catch up with Hayato and Klark again. "He says to evacuate."
  639. Feb 26 16:21:55 <DamienLunas> "Good. I do not believe any defenses we erect could withstand bombs of that force."
  640. Feb 26 16:22:14 <Klark> "Don't think Saru is gonna let that happen Arthur."
  641. Feb 26 16:22:20  Hope jogs out behind Mira.
  642. Feb 26 16:22:23 <DamienLunas> "If you head them off before they reach their destinations, arthur, there should be ample time to regroup."
  643. Feb 26 16:22:25  Klark Nods to Mira.
  644. Feb 26 16:23:18  Klark "What if we went to prevention methods, like what encounter in your territory?" he says with a grin.
  645. Feb 26 16:24:20 <DamienLunas> "It would take to long to set off the amount of traps necessary to hold them all."
  646. Feb 26 16:24:41 <DamienLunas> "Furthermore, they are liable to explode if trapped to try to carry out their mission."
  647. Feb 26 16:24:41 <Hope> "Oh are we talking about what's happening tomorrow? Hmm..."
  648. Feb 26 16:24:51 <Klark> "What if we only made enough to hold off those we don't defend ourselves?"
  649. Feb 26 16:24:58 <Hope> "You say that like those bombs are alive."
  650. Feb 26 16:25:08 <DamienLunas> "They are."
  651. Feb 26 16:25:11 <Arthur> "Well, they are 'mobile'..."
  652. Feb 26 16:25:24  Hope looks taken aback.
  653. Feb 26 16:25:27  Klark Shrugs, 'I assumed they were some form of pokemon."
  654. Feb 26 16:26:20 <Hope> "That... that seems horrible."
  655. Feb 26 16:26:24  Saru has grabbed his coat and come down to join the others.
  656. Feb 26 16:26:28 <Klark> "One of the reasons I was looking to trap or detain them before the reached their destination."
  657. Feb 26 16:26:42 <Hope> "Hm..."
  658. Feb 26 16:27:08 <Hope> "Sleep Powder, or a whirlwind..."
  659. Feb 26 16:27:49  Mira has quit (Ping timeout)
  660. Feb 26 16:27:52 <Klark> "Hmm. If we trapped at least half of them would we have enough secondary mesures to take them out Hayato?"
  661. Feb 26 16:28:14 <DamienLunas> "If you trap them, they will most likely explode right there to avoid being captured."
  662. Feb 26 16:28:27  Hope shakes her head.
  663. Feb 26 16:28:36 <Klark> "Damn, was worth a thought though."
  664. Feb 26 16:29:15 <Saru> "Well, if we put the traps far enough away from things we want to protect, does it really matter if they make some extra holes in the ground?"
  665. Feb 26 16:29:27 <Hope> "We have to stall those explosions for as long as possible, then. ...possibly by letting them walk to their destinations. Or maybe putting caltrops down? Earth walls?"
  666. Feb 26 16:29:38 <Hope> "Honey?"
  667. Feb 26 16:29:44  Klark Shrugs, "I was thinking holes."
  668. Feb 26 16:29:55 <Klark> (Klarks answer for everything: Digahole)
  669. Feb 26 16:29:57 <Hope> "Well, that might just make them explode."
  670. Feb 26 16:29:59 <DamienLunas> "The problem is, we do not know their individual destinations."
  671. Feb 26 16:30:14 <Hope> "That's true..."
  672. Feb 26 16:30:21 <Hope> "Evacuation, then?"
  673. Feb 26 16:30:22 <DamienLunas> "The targets were located on a map. Our scouts could hear them, but not see."
  674. Feb 26 16:31:04 <Klark> "I see. Maybe a honey bait might work Hope. Did the scouts get a desciption of the 'explosives'?"
  675. Feb 26 16:31:18 <DamienLunas> "That's something you've already heard for yourself."
  676. Feb 26 16:31:26 <DamienLunas> "Remember what Nina said?"
  677. Feb 26 16:31:40 <Hope> "She described them..." (Weird purple blobs, I think?)
  678. Feb 26 16:31:45 <DamienLunas> (yup)
  679. Feb 26 16:31:49  Klark Smiles sheepishly "I sort of started to ignore her."
  680. Feb 26 16:31:58 <Hope> "Not a good idea."
  681. Feb 26 16:32:12 <Hope> "Okay, let's see..."
  682. Feb 26 16:32:17 <Hope> "Based on what we know, then."
  683. Feb 26 16:32:52 <DamienLunas> "She owns that cantina in Vejo Paraiso. It's the sort of place people go to complain, so she hears dissatisfaction more than anyone else."
  684. Feb 26 16:33:19 <Hope> "Maybe the best idea is an evacuation of the area, then staking out on the edge of Stardust County, moving in for a back attack after they send their bombs in? If we can't do anything to slow the bombs down, all we can do it lessen our losses."
  685. Feb 26 16:33:50 <DamienLunas> "It's possible to take out the bombs before they reach their destinations if you simply find them first."
  686. Feb 26 16:33:54 <DamienLunas> "The bombs are slow moving."
  687. Feb 26 16:33:56 <Saru> "I think we should try and do that."
  688. Feb 26 16:34:06 <Hope> "They won't explode if we take them out?"
  689. Feb 26 16:34:18 <DamienLunas> "If you can take them out quickly enough, they will not get a chance to explode."
  690. Feb 26 16:34:20 <Saru> "They will, but if they don't explode at their targets, who
  691. Feb 26 16:34:20 <Hope> "That's also something to consider, then."
  692. Feb 26 16:34:28 <Saru> 's gonna notice in all the mess anyways?"
  693. Feb 26 16:34:39  Klark Nods, "Sounds about right, who should be on bomb detail?"
  694. Feb 26 16:35:04 <DamienLunas> "They said there were going to be six bombs sent in."
  695. Feb 26 16:35:14 <DamienLunas> "There are six of you after all..."
  696. Feb 26 16:35:22 <Hope> "I'd have recommended Six since he's the fastest and has a Marowak, but..."
  697. Feb 26 16:35:39 <Saru> "If we worked in teams of two, would we have time to stop them all?"
  698. Feb 26 16:35:41 <Hope> "That's true, but I wonder if they want to split us up."
  699. Feb 26 16:36:47 <Arthur> "Which is why I suggested going alone."
  700. Feb 26 16:36:51 <DamienLunas> "That could be a possibility"
  701. Feb 26 16:36:53 <Klark> "Damn, I wish Six was here, he seemed to know about them."
  702. Feb 26 16:37:08 <DamienLunas> "But they plan to enter 25 minutes after they send out the bombs"
  703. Feb 26 16:37:16 <Hope> "One of our own left last night, Hayato. He hasn't come back today."
  704. Feb 26 16:37:22 <Hope> "So there's only five of us."
  705. Feb 26 16:37:26 <DamienLunas> "I know."
  706. Feb 26 16:37:42 <Saru> "Six will be back."
  707. Feb 26 16:37:50  Saru is completely confident in this.
  708. Feb 26 16:37:51 <DamienLunas> "The bombs are expected to arrive at their individual destinations in 15 minutes."
  709. Feb 26 16:38:08  Mira (Anise@sux-2A21121.cable.mindspring.com) has joined #turfwars
  710. Feb 26 16:38:12 <DamienLunas> "You will have 15 minutes to find a bomb and disarm it."
  711. Feb 26 16:38:14 <Hope> "What time are they expected to be deployed?"
  712. Feb 26 16:38:27 <DamienLunas> "At the strike of noon."
  713. Feb 26 16:38:49 <DamienLunas> "after the 15 minutes are up, that leaves you 10 minutes to regroup and head off the poisoned punks."
  714. Feb 26 16:38:58  Hope looks at Saru.
  715. Feb 26 16:39:11 <Hope> "If we can stop those bombs.."
  716. Feb 26 16:39:25 <DamienLunas> (hey mira, you've all got to disarm grimer bombs that will explode in 15 minutes after they're sent in)
  717. Feb 26 16:39:40 <Klark> (Are you a bad enough dude?)
  718. Feb 26 16:39:48 <Saru> "We should start the evacuation."
  719. Feb 26 16:39:51 <Mira> (I suppose psychic psychic psychic isn't the answer)
  720. Feb 26 16:39:57 <DamienLunas> "Yes, first things first we must tabulate the citizens."
  721. Feb 26 16:40:10 <Arthur> (I still think klark and arthur both on the zebraika could do it alone
  722. Feb 26 16:40:38 <Hope> (I don't think we should take chances)
  723. Feb 26 16:40:40 <Arthur> (Or hell, on the new gyarados. Arthur can repeatedly thundershock it while riding to boost speed CS, which boosts speed capabilities)
  724. Feb 26 16:40:50 <DamienLunas> (since when does that happen arthur)
  725. Feb 26 16:40:52 <Arthur> (At 6 it's just as fast as zebraika)
  726. Feb 26 16:40:56 <Arthur> (Since forever)
  727. Feb 26 16:41:01 <Arthur> (Look at combat stages)
  728. Feb 26 16:41:14 <Arthur> (This shit has ALWAYS been here)
  729. Feb 26 16:41:27 <Klark> (I think you might be right Arthur.)
  730. Feb 26 16:41:56 <DamienLunas> (wow)
  731. Feb 26 16:42:00 <DamienLunas> (I never noticed that. Cool.)
  732. Feb 26 16:42:07 <DamienLunas> (very cool)
  733. Feb 26 16:42:26 <DamienLunas> (and that's not a good way to build loyalty to your gyarados arthur)
  734. Feb 26 16:42:29 <Arthur> (So yeah. klark and arthur on the overland 6 gyarados, they reach a grimer->confusion, bite, some ground attack, go to next grimer)
  735. Feb 26 16:42:31 <DamienLunas> (not a NEW one.)
  736. Feb 26 16:42:42 <Arthur> (I was wondering that actually)
  737. Feb 26 16:43:03 <Arthur> (I was always under the impression that with motor drive/lightningrod it didn't hurt them)
  738. Feb 26 16:43:05 <DamienLunas> (it won't be immediately disobedient to you, but it might not like you for now. It doesn't quite trust you enough to let you shock it over and over)
  739. Feb 26 16:43:11 <Saru> "We could pick a few things we want to be sure to protect, and have a few of us at each one, while Klark and Arthur try and head off as many as they can."
  740. Feb 26 16:43:15 <DamienLunas> (Even if it doesn't hurt him, it still scares him)
  741. Feb 26 16:43:45 <DamienLunas> "Waiting for them might not work."
  742. Feb 26 16:44:06 <DamienLunas> "If you aren't waiting close enough, it's possible it will explode somewhere else."
  743. Feb 26 16:44:27 <Arthur> "Then have us take care of most of the bombs while everyone else heads off all the rest."
  744. Feb 26 16:44:53 <DamienLunas> "My tactical advice would be to exercize search and destroy tactics. If one of you finds one early, keep searching until you find another
  745. Feb 26 16:44:59 <Arthur> "Maybe just the two closest to their invasion point, while the other four are done in order?"
  746. Feb 26 16:45:19 <DamienLunas> (no idea what you're saying arthur)
  747. Feb 26 16:45:26 <Arthur> (I mean)
  748. Feb 26 16:45:34 <Arthur> (Okay let's say they're spread out evenly)
  749. Feb 26 16:45:53 <Arthur> (Since they're coming in at the east, everyone but klark and arthur takes out the eastmost two)
  750. Feb 26 16:46:02 <DamienLunas> (they don't know where the grimer are coming from or where they're going. They just know that they'll be going into the territory and exploding after fifteen minutes.)
  751. Feb 26 16:46:07 <DamienLunas> (and they're coming from the north)
  752. Feb 26 16:46:08 <Arthur> (Whereas the psychics wake up early, head out west, and sweep across taking the others)
  753. Feb 26 16:46:28 <DamienLunas> (The 15 minutes isn't all travel time)
  754. Feb 26 16:46:29 <Arthur> (Right the north, but viejo paradiso is the southeastmost territory)
  755. Feb 26 16:46:40 <DamienLunas> (yes, and it borders them on the north)
  756. Feb 26 16:46:56 <DamienLunas> (oh I see what you mean)
  757. Feb 26 16:47:35 <Hope> "I think Hayato's advice is sound. We shouldn't disregard it."
  758. Feb 26 16:48:23 <DamienLunas> (the thing is you have less than four minutes to find each grimer if you try to find all four yourselves)
  759. Feb 26 16:48:28 <DamienLunas> (find and disarm)
  760. Feb 26 16:49:47 <Mira> (We could order our Pokemon to look for them?)
  761. Feb 26 16:49:52 <Arthur> (Unless they're super bulky breeder created)
  762. Feb 26 16:50:00 <Mira> (More people, more efficiency?)
  763. Feb 26 16:50:16 <Arthur> (klark's strongest ground attack, confusion, and thunder fang had better damn well be enough_
  764. Feb 26 16:50:21 <Klark> (They might be breeder made, hence why they can do the tactic over and over.)
  765. Feb 26 16:50:39 <Arthur> (or shock wave, rather)
  766. Feb 26 16:50:43 <Hope> (They probably will be enough for KOing a grimer before it can explode, but it doesn't mean you can find them all in time)
  767. Feb 26 16:50:46 <Arthur> (since gyarados would be BAD DIEA)
  768. Feb 26 16:50:48 <Hope> (Let's just work on this as a team)
  769. Feb 26 16:51:11 <Mira> (I take it my idea isn't a good one?)
  770. Feb 26 16:51:32 <Hope> (And yes, Mira, I anticipated using Pix and Beeatrice's wings to help scout)
  771. Feb 26 16:51:33 <Arthur> (It might work with fliers, but otherwise scattering then immediately having to leave is D: tier)
  772. Feb 26 16:51:42 <Hope> (I kinda thought it was an obvious tactic. :I)
  773. Feb 26 16:51:56 <Klark> (So groups of two? Roving around?)
  774. Feb 26 16:52:12 <DamienLunas> (then there's an uneven number)
  775. Feb 26 16:52:18 <DamienLunas> (Since Six isn't there.)
  776. Feb 26 16:52:21 <Saru> (i think that makes the most sense if we want to avoid being split up entirely)
  777. Feb 26 16:52:27 <Hope> (I'd support Arthur and Klark together, and everyone else roaming seperate)
  778. Feb 26 16:52:45 <DamienLunas> (you have 10 minutes to not be alone)
  779. Feb 26 16:52:50 <Mira> (No, I'm not just talking about scouting, I'm talking about finding them on the ground)
  780. Feb 26 16:52:54 <DamienLunas> (and gather back together after the bombs explode)
  781. Feb 26 16:53:09 <Klark> (welp imma grab a bite real quick, brb.)
  782. Feb 26 16:53:27 <Mira> (everyone splits up, pokemon and people, because having everything search individually will be the fastest, especially if we can map some sort of gird)
  783. Feb 26 16:53:44 <Mira> (anyone who finds a Grimer either takes it out or reports it to someone who can take it out)
  784. Feb 26 16:54:07 <Hope> (Sending pokemon without trainers might be a bad idea, I kinda feel it is somehow)
  785. Feb 26 16:54:10 <DamienLunas> (I don't think there's anyone who can't take out one if they're smart enough)
  786. Feb 26 16:54:52 <Hope> (But if they're instructed to report back, that's different)
  787. Feb 26 16:54:57 <DamienLunas> (Sending pokemon without trainers could be bad because it means that if the pokemon see the grimer and the grimer sees them, the pokemon would have to rely on their own intelligence to come up with a way to defeat them)
  788. Feb 26 16:55:06 <DamienLunas> (If the grimers know that they've been spotted, they could explode)
  789. Feb 26 16:55:17 <Saru> "All right. I think we need to split up and each take one."
  790. Feb 26 16:55:24 <Mira> (Pokemon aren't dumb creatures, DM, they know how to fight)
  791. Feb 26 16:55:40 <Mira> (and thirtysome searchers can do things where only five can't)
  792. Feb 26 16:55:48 <DamienLunas> (They do, mira)
  793. Feb 26 16:55:58 <DamienLunas> (But they might not know the right thing to do in order to take it out in one attack)
  794. Feb 26 16:56:03 <DamienLunas> (or they might not be capable of doing so)
  795. Feb 26 16:56:19 <Mira> (
  796. Feb 26 16:56:26 <DamienLunas> (it's a good idea but only for high int pokemon that have a good way of taking them out fast)
  797. Feb 26 16:56:34 <Mira> (Well, it seems to me like either we won't find them all or we won't be able to take them all out)
  798. Feb 26 16:56:36 <DamienLunas> (so like... arthur's gallade maybe)
  799. Feb 26 16:56:36 <Mira> (lovely)
  800. Feb 26 16:56:46 <DamienLunas> (no mira, there are six of them and six of you)
  801. Feb 26 16:56:48 <DamienLunas> (So you can each find one)
  802. Feb 26 16:56:56 <DamienLunas> (each of you have 15 minutes to find one)
  803. Feb 26 16:56:56 <Arthur> (Yeah, I'll probably have at least three pokes out)
  804. Feb 26 16:57:29 <Six> (You could send your Gallade out with a few of your pokemon for it to command!)
  805. Feb 26 16:57:33 <Arthur> (scirocco to get around quick, levanter to take things out, eurus for a sky perspective--and yes, noctowl over altaria, it has confusion)
  806. Feb 26 16:57:51 <Mira> (>implying six people can find six items the size of a grimer in a large area with lots of places to hide in fifteen minutes)
  807. Feb 26 16:57:56 <Mira> (somehow I am not confident)
  808. Feb 26 16:58:19 <Six> (I doubt they're smart enough to hide.)
  809. Feb 26 16:58:35 <Arthur> (I doubt they're small enough to be TOO hard to find)
  810. Feb 26 16:58:39 <DamienLunas> (They might be, but only if they've reached their destinations)
  811. Feb 26 16:59:00 <Mira> (In an area like the average city? There's alleys, trash cans, nooks and crannies everywhere)
  812. Feb 26 16:59:04 <Mira> (also, grimer are amorphous)
  813. Feb 26 16:59:09 <Mira> (we are fucked, gentlemen)
  814. Feb 26 16:59:16 <DamienLunas> (either way, I can think of at least 3 ways right now that you could find a hiding pokemon without them finding you first)
  815. Feb 26 16:59:16 <Arthur> (Though an advantage of Team Psychic taking out most of them is that they get to reroll their perceptions to find them like eighty billion times between two probcontrols and doing it wrong)
  816. Feb 26 17:00:32 <Arthur> (aura sight)
  817. Feb 26 17:00:40 <Arthur> (since almost everyone has it)
  818. Feb 26 17:01:04 <Arthur> (only thing with a superblack I'M GONNA EXPLODE SHIT aura in the area)
  819. Feb 26 17:01:23 <Klark> (And god know half the party can see auras now.)
  820. Feb 26 17:02:01 <Klark> (Also delicios lemonshirp pasta.)
  821. Feb 26 17:02:11 <Hope> ( It'll be okay. :3c The real purpose of this isn't to devastate us, but to drain our resources before fighting the punks.)
  822. Feb 26 17:02:43 <Hope> (The more prob controls and IBIYs Damien can bleed out of us before the fight, the better)
  823. Feb 26 17:02:48 <Arthur> (As long as nobody uses center moves, it won't even really do that)
  824. Feb 26 17:03:03 <Arthur> (battles will recharge within the 10 minutes)
  825. Feb 26 17:03:21 <DamienLunas> (The real purpose is to give you all the chance to solve a puzzle and pull off something cool on your own and not have any single person hog the spotlight)
  826. Feb 26 17:03:43 <DamienLunas> So can we move on?
  827. Feb 26 17:03:49 <Arthur> (Also yes that. It's good for your immersion but you guys are really not trusting the GM enough here)
  828. Feb 26 17:03:58 <Hope> (>we aren't)
  829. Feb 26 17:04:08 <Hope> (>You're the one who's saying team psychic should solo it)
  830. Feb 26 17:04:08 <Klark> (I am ready to get down with bashin' slimes.)
  831. Feb 26 17:04:09 <Mira> (Of course I'm not :I)
  832. Feb 26 17:04:11 <Mira> (why would I)
  833. Feb 26 17:04:29 <Hope> (But yes, let's move on)
  834. Feb 26 17:04:33 <DamienLunas> (okay)
  835. Feb 26 17:04:52 <DamienLunas> So you all get into the Los banditos territory and take a little census
  836. Feb 26 17:05:01 <DamienLunas> Most everyone is very cooperative
  837. Feb 26 17:05:27 <DamienLunas> they're still grateful for all that meat you delivered
  838. Feb 26 17:06:11 <DamienLunas> The population is around X0 people because I am not a anthropologist or sociologist and I don't know how many people should be there
  839. Feb 26 17:06:25 <DamienLunas> I'd guess around 50 but please don't nitpick that amount if it causes plotholes
  840. Feb 26 17:06:51 <Arthur> (Well it's just a city, right? And a devastated one at that)
  841. Feb 26 17:06:55 <DamienLunas> (yes)
  842. Feb 26 17:07:18 <DamienLunas> Needless to say it's not a lot. You'll be able to assign some moustachemen to each part of the city, as well as anyone else.
  843. Feb 26 17:07:19 <Arthur> (So 50 SOUNDS at least reasonable for an underpopulated single section of one city)
  844. Feb 26 17:07:22  Klark Makes a mental note to talk to Hope about breeding a castform, as well as asking Saru to make a visit to the petshipofhorrors for a bachu.
  845. Feb 26 17:07:47 <DamienLunas> While you're tabulating people though
  846. Feb 26 17:07:56 <DamienLunas> Hayato personally volunteers to take census of the Cantina.
  847. Feb 26 17:08:18  Hope watches him go
  848. Feb 26 17:08:27  Arthur notes that and his earlier behavior, reading his mind as he goes.
  849. Feb 26 17:09:06 <Arthur> (between "secretly a drunk" or "crushing on nina")
  850. Feb 26 17:09:40  Mira spends most of the time she's walking about chatting with the Spectreon following her in a low voice as Fion watches, looking unnvered - or at least as much as a chandelier can look unnerved.
  851. Feb 26 17:11:04 <DamienLunas> Fion isn't unnerved
  852. Feb 26 17:11:08 <DamienLunas> she's okay with it.
  853. Feb 26 17:11:13 <Arthur> (so what is hayato thinking)
  854. Feb 26 17:12:03 <DamienLunas> (oh I missed that)
  855. Feb 26 17:12:29 <Saru> (i dont want to inadvertantly cause a panic, we are telling people about the evacuation now, right?)
  856. Feb 26 17:12:38 <DamienLunas> (yeah)
  857. Feb 26 17:12:41  Arthur makes a very serious face.
  858. Feb 26 17:12:49 <DamienLunas> (you're charismatic to keep them from panicking enough)
  859. Feb 26 17:12:54  Saru spends his time reassuring people and making sure they understand the upcoming evacuation is for their protection and that the Immortals will be here to protect the territory.
  860. Feb 26 17:13:12  Klark Watches the people, wonders if they should have told them to take precious items.
  861. Feb 26 17:14:31  Hope helps take the census with her notekeeping
  862. Feb 26 17:14:50  Mira just keeps tally with a pen and her forearm.
  863. Feb 26 17:15:00 <DamienLunas> You all finish up the census, writing down names and locations and such
  864. Feb 26 17:15:25 <DamienLunas> and by the end of the day you have a good evacuation plan for the moustached men to carry out. As well as anyone else you want to ask to help with the evacuation.
  865. Feb 26 17:16:39 <DamienLunas> Eventually you're all tired
  866. Feb 26 17:16:45 <DamienLunas> and it's time to get to sleep
  867. Feb 26 17:16:51 <DamienLunas> doing anything before bed, or next day?
  868. Feb 26 17:17:08  Hope checks on her eggs and makes sure they're nice and toasty.
  869. Feb 26 17:17:24 <DamienLunas> they are indeed.
  870. Feb 26 17:17:26  Arthur introduces the new Gyarados to the rest of his pokemon in a place where he doesn't wreck the house. Everyone, this is Cordonazo and he has huge guts.
  871. Feb 26 17:17:26 <Mira> (I say we go back the next day and make sure everyone's evacuated)
  872. Feb 26 17:17:39 <DamienLunas> (the next day is the attack mira)
  873. Feb 26 17:17:39 <Hope> (That's precisely what we're doing)
  874. Feb 26 17:17:45 <DamienLunas> (oh unless)
  875. Feb 26 17:17:52 <DamienLunas> (You wanna wake up early and help the evacuation you mean)
  876. Feb 26 17:18:05 <DamienLunas> He does indeed have huge guts.
  877. Feb 26 17:18:06 <Hope> (Oh, right)
  878. Feb 26 17:18:25 <DamienLunas> He's a bit grouchy, but he'll listen to you.
  879. Feb 26 17:18:35 <DamienLunas> Then tomorrow rolls around
  880. Feb 26 17:19:03 <Mira> (I thought you said we were doing the evacuation and the census at the same time)
  881. Feb 26 17:19:05 <Mira> 1d20+7
  882. Feb 26 17:19:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20+7: 20 [1d20=13]
  883. Feb 26 17:19:24 <DamienLunas> 1d3
  884. Feb 26 17:19:26 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d3: 2 [1d3=2]
  885. Feb 26 17:19:28 <DamienLunas> 1d3
  886. Feb 26 17:19:28 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d3: 1 [1d3=1]
  887. Feb 26 17:20:34  Saru is up with the crack of dawn as usual, to get one more sparring session in before they head off.
  888. Feb 26 17:21:11  Klark Wakes up as the suns rays first hit the garden inspecting them. (No chance of sprouter checks until nextweek, yeah?)
  889. Feb 26 17:21:37 <Hope> (I think what we actually ended up doing was just taking census and telling Team Machismo to head the evacuation)
  890. Feb 26 17:21:45 <Hope> (But we can go ahead and go help them if we like, he meant)
  891. Feb 26 17:21:51 <DamienLunas> (yeah you could help if you like)
  892. Feb 26 17:21:59 <DamienLunas> (but they got it covered)
  893. Feb 26 17:22:07 <DamienLunas> (it's a nice gesture though.)
  894. Feb 26 17:22:09 <Mira> (I think that's a good idea. Don't leave anything up to chance)
  895. Feb 26 17:22:14 <DamienLunas> (okay.)
  896. Feb 26 17:22:55 <DamienLunas> Mira goes with Manchu to help out the evacuation process. She plans to be back before noon though.
  897. Feb 26 17:24:22  Arthur goes along too, under the excuse of wanting to at least appear nice to SOMEONE.
  898. Feb 26 17:24:36  Arthur does seem a little distracted during the process, though.
  899. Feb 26 17:24:51 <Arthur> (scanning the crowd's minds for any trace of hayato)
  900. Feb 26 17:24:57 <Mira> "What's bothering you, Arthur?"
  901. Feb 26 17:25:00  Mira nudges him.
  902. Feb 26 17:25:34 <Arthur> "Hm? Well, it's just... I wouldn't mind living here. That is, I mean, HERE. It's where I came into this place, always seemed so much nicer to me."
  903. Feb 26 17:26:05  Hope goes just for recordkeeping purposes. She's brought her usual pokemon except for Kumiho, who she's apologized to but asked to watch the babies again.
  904. Feb 26 17:26:16 <Mira> "Really? I'm sure you could if you wanted to."
  905. Feb 26 17:26:55 <Mira> "The Cantina? Why?"
  906. Feb 26 17:27:12 <Arthur> "I never got to drink there, of course!"
  907. Feb 26 17:28:07 <Mira> "But what does that have to do with Hayato? :I"
  908. Feb 26 17:28:22 <Mira> "Oh, whoops."
  909. Feb 26 17:28:25  Mira shuts up.
  910. Feb 26 17:28:36  Arthur blinks in apparent confusion.
  911. Feb 26 17:28:39 <Mira> "Sorry!"
  912. Feb 26 17:28:50 <Arthur> "I...guess."
  913. Feb 26 17:31:07 <DamienLunas> "I'd prefer to go on my own to help evacuate the cantina, Arthur."
  914. Feb 26 17:31:53  Arthur smiles pleasantly. "That isn't the best for your liver, you know. At least let me come with to make sure you don't steal all the good stuff."
  915. Feb 26 17:31:56  Saru is once again doing his best to be leader-y and keep the locals calm during the evacuation and cut a suitably heroic figure.
  916. Feb 26 17:33:08 <DamienLunas> "That isn't the problem. Your presence would slow things down unnecessarily. We must get the citizens to a safe place as fast as possible."
  917. Feb 26 17:33:12 <Hope> (Am I missing dialogue here?)
  918. Feb 26 17:33:26 <Arthur> "...Makes enough sense."
  919. Feb 26 17:33:31 <Arthur> "Go on, then."
  920. Feb 26 17:33:53  Arthur doesn't follow obviously at all, but DOES make sure to keep nearby to keep track of his thoughts.
  921. Feb 26 17:33:54 <DamienLunas> He vanishes from your sight.
  922. Feb 26 17:34:24 <DamienLunas> He's about three times faster than you are, and he's moving at his top speed.
  923. Feb 26 17:34:32 <Mira> "So, uh."
  924. Feb 26 17:34:41 <Arthur> (There are bound to be people near the cantina though)
  925. Feb 26 17:34:49 <Arthur> (not like IN there but you know around)
  926. Feb 26 17:35:02 <DamienLunas> (what do you mean)
  927. Feb 26 17:35:47 <Arthur> (While evacuating the area, try at least to keep a bead on Hayato's mind and what he's thinking)
  928. Feb 26 17:38:23  Anonymous (Anonymous@sux-E37A62CD.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #turfwars
  929. Feb 26 17:38:26 <Anonymous> !dm9001 lastlines #10
  930. Feb 26 17:38:28 * Anonymous is now known as AlsoHope
  931. Feb 26 17:38:32  Hope has quit (Connection reset by peer)
  932. Feb 26 17:39:41 <Six> (... :I)
  933. Feb 26 17:39:50 <Arthur> (Maybe he got distracted)
  934. Feb 26 17:41:03 <DamienLunas> (sorry have to do some things...)
  935. Feb 26 17:41:16 <DamienLunas> (had*)
  936. Feb 26 17:41:19 <DamienLunas> (anyway)
  937. Feb 26 17:41:33 <DamienLunas> The rest of them finish evacuating the area before noon
  938. Feb 26 17:42:07 <DamienLunas> The people seem comforted by your presences
  939. Feb 26 17:42:20 <DamienLunas> as you all lead them to safe places in the former machismo territory
  940. Feb 26 17:43:37  Mira breathes a sigh of relief, triple-checking to make sure everyone's out.
  941. Feb 26 17:44:13  Arthur makes an effort not to seem worried or distracted anymore, though he still double-checks some odd things.
  942. Feb 26 17:45:05 <Mira> "So, that's everyone, right?"
  943. Feb 26 17:45:09 <Mira> "No stragglers?"
  944. Feb 26 17:45:39 <Arthur> "If there are, I don't hear them."
  945. Feb 26 17:45:41  AlsoHope looks around. "Seems so." She's caught up with Mira and Arthur from having wandered off on her own earlier.
  946. Feb 26 17:45:41 <DamienLunas> "I did one last search of the area. Everyone who wants out is out." says Hayato.
  947. Feb 26 17:45:54 <Arthur> "Everyone who WANTS out?"
  948. Feb 26 17:46:10 <DamienLunas> "All the citizens who reside here have evacuated. Don't worry."
  949. Feb 26 17:47:06 <DamienLunas> He leaves if there are no further questions, noon will be arriving soon
  950. Feb 26 17:47:13 <Arthur> (there are)
  951. Feb 26 17:47:15 <Mira> "There are some people who would stay and fight, even if there's nothing to fight for..."
  952. Feb 26 17:47:29 <Arthur> "Oh, by the way, in the few minutes we have, mind if we talk alone for a bit?"
  953. Feb 26 17:47:51 <DamienLunas> (You and Hayato?)
  954. Feb 26 17:47:51 <Arthur> "I've always been so fascinated with the East, you know, and don't think any of us stop by nearly enough..."
  955. Feb 26 17:47:55 <Arthur> (yes)
  956. Feb 26 17:48:45 <DamienLunas> "This is hardly the time or place for that, Arthur."
  957. Feb 26 17:49:28 <Arthur> Privately to Hayato: <I'll drop it if you promise that whatever's 'too soon' won't interfere with today.>
  958. Feb 26 17:49:51  Arthur smiles. "Maybe the next time we have a free day, then..."
  959. Feb 26 17:50:52 <DamienLunas> "That isn't my decision. I'm allowing it to run its course. You would do well not to force it either. Especially you."
  960. Feb 26 17:51:44  Arthur rubs his neck, still appearing happy. "Beyond the whims of mortals, then? Well, fine by me. But we WILL talk."
  961. Feb 26 17:52:00 <DamienLunas> "As they say around these parts, Que Sera Sera. Now come along, Quilts."
  962. Feb 26 17:52:37 <DamienLunas> Quilts suddenly appears next to Hayato, and dissapears with him just as quickly. Even those of you with aura sight didn't even notice hi because of how subtle he was keeping his aura.
  963. Feb 26 17:52:58 <DamienLunas> Skip ahead to noon? Y/N
  964. Feb 26 17:53:01 <Mira> y
  965. Feb 26 17:53:04 <Arthur> y
  966. Feb 26 17:53:05 <Saru> y
  967. Feb 26 17:53:06 <AlsoHope> "Huh..."
  968. Feb 26 17:53:13 <AlsoHope> y
  969. Feb 26 17:53:16 * AlsoHope is now known as Hope
  970. Feb 26 17:53:53 <Klark> (y)
  971. Feb 26 17:53:57 <DamienLunas> Noon arrives. You're splitting up to everyone individually and arthur+klark?
  972. Feb 26 17:54:41 <DamienLunas> that's correct isn't it?
  973. Feb 26 17:55:08 <Hope> (Sounds right)
  974. Feb 26 17:55:11 <DamienLunas> !dm9001 join #turfwarstemp
  975. Feb 26 17:55:13 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, sure thing, boss! Joining channel #turfwarstemp!
  976. Feb 26 17:55:17 <DamienLunas> okay so
  977. Feb 26 17:55:25 <DamienLunas> does anyone have to potentially leave quickly
  978. Feb 26 17:55:48 <DamienLunas> I know six might
  979. Feb 26 17:55:48 <Hope> (I'm getting pretty tired, but I could keep on I guess)
  980. Feb 26 17:55:54 <Klark> (I am good to go.)
  981. Feb 26 17:55:58 <DamienLunas> anyone else?
  982. Feb 26 17:56:06 <DamienLunas> okay
  983. Feb 26 17:56:08 <DamienLunas> 1d2
  984. Feb 26 17:56:09 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d2: 1 [1d2=1]
  985. Feb 26 17:56:15 <DamienLunas> Hope, you first, come to turfwarstemp
  986. Feb 26 17:56:17  Arthur gets on Scirocco. "Don't have any pokemon out while you're riding, her back might not be able to take it. Hold on EXCEPT when you need to shoot some dirt at something. And most importantly, if you fall off, go off and search on your own because I won't have time to stop."
  987. Feb 26 17:57:04  Klark Nods. Mounting up behind Arthur.
  988. Feb 26 18:00:54  Arthur pats the zebra and takes the hell off.
  989.  
  990. Feb 26 17:57:33 <DamienLunas> You're standing around at noon, somewhere on the western side of the territory
  991. Feb 26 17:57:58 <DamienLunas> you're there with your pokemon, how do you begin your search?
  992. Feb 26 17:59:12 <DamienLunas> (You there hope?)
  993. Feb 26 17:59:22 <Hope> I let Beeatrice and Pix out, asking them to sweep the skies and look for a slow moving, purple blob that might be nearby. If they see it, they're to report back, and not engage or let themselves be spotted.
  994. Feb 26 17:59:41 <DamienLunas> 2d20
  995. Feb 26 17:59:42 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2d20: 34 [2d20=19,15]
  996. Feb 26 17:59:46  Hope then begins scouring the street herself, Trixie at her side.
  997. Feb 26 17:59:57 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  998. Feb 26 17:59:59 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 10 [1d10=10]
  999. Feb 26 18:00:31 <DamienLunas> Beeatrice and Pix go out scouting... but they don't come back very quickly.
  1000. Feb 26 18:00:42 <DamienLunas> Do anything while they're searching? or wait for them.
  1001. Feb 26 18:00:49 <Hope> I
  1002. Feb 26 18:00:56 <DamienLunas> ?
  1003. Feb 26 18:00:56  Hope will scour the streets, too.
  1004. Feb 26 18:01:03 <DamienLunas> Roll wisdom
  1005. Feb 26 18:01:16 <Hope> 1d20+6
  1006. Feb 26 18:01:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20+6: 20 [1d20=14]
  1007. Feb 26 18:01:45 <DamienLunas> You wander around, taking off towards the direction that beeatrice went.
  1008. Feb 26 18:01:46 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  1009. Feb 26 18:01:47 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 1 [1d10=1]
  1010. Feb 26 18:02:01 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  1011. Feb 26 18:02:03 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 8 [1d10=8]
  1012. Feb 26 18:02:19 <DamienLunas> after about 7 minutes of walking
  1013. Feb 26 18:02:28 <DamienLunas> beeatrice comes flying towards you
  1014. Feb 26 18:02:54 <DamienLunas> she motions back in the direction she came from
  1015. Feb 26 18:03:11 <DamienLunas> Pix sees beeatrice returning from the air, and comes back to her
  1016. Feb 26 18:03:19 <Hope> "Good work." She whispers enthusiastically, and heads that way.
  1017. Feb 26 18:03:30 <DamienLunas> It only takes you another minute before you start to smell something awfu
  1018. Feb 26 18:03:32 <DamienLunas> awful*
  1019. Feb 26 18:03:45  Hope makes a face.
  1020. Feb 26 18:03:48 <DamienLunas> looking towards the source of the smell, you can see a little purple creature trudging along the ground
  1021. Feb 26 18:03:51 <DamienLunas> grime... grime...
  1022. Feb 26 18:04:06 <Hope> What kind of aura does it have?
  1023. Feb 26 18:04:22 <DamienLunas> a little purple aura
  1024. Feb 26 18:04:37 <Hope> (Okay)
  1025. Feb 26 18:04:51  Hope will attempt to get in battlan range without being spotted.
  1026. Feb 26 18:05:10  Hope will let out Nix and order Pix to do a Psybeam at first opportunity.
  1027. Feb 26 18:05:23 <DamienLunas> you're in range to hit it with about any ranged skill
  1028. Feb 26 18:05:29 <Hope> Okay.
  1029. Feb 26 18:05:31 <DamienLunas> it would probably only notice you if you went up into melee
  1030. Feb 26 18:05:38 <DamienLunas> Pix is ready to use psybeam.
  1031. Feb 26 18:05:40 <DamienLunas> (roll it)
  1032. Feb 26 18:05:43 <Hope> 1d20 Psybeam!
  1033. Feb 26 18:05:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, Psybeam!: 10 [1d20=10]
  1034. Feb 26 18:05:49 <DamienLunas> hits!
  1035. Feb 26 18:05:53 <Hope> Declaring I Believe In You!
  1036. Feb 26 18:06:05 <DamienLunas> roll damage :<
  1037. Feb 26 18:06:17 <Hope> 2d20+13+8d10
  1038. Feb 26 18:06:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 2d20+13+8d10: 99 [2d20=15,19; 8d10=9,6,8,5,4,9,6,5]
  1039. Feb 26 18:06:22 <DamienLunas> (>expect you to sleep them so you don't have to kill them)
  1040. Feb 26 18:06:27 <DamienLunas> (>massive overkill)
  1041. Feb 26 18:06:45 <Hope> (I'm sorry. :( Hope regrets having to do this)
  1042. Feb 26 18:06:52 <DamienLunas> 1d100
  1043. Feb 26 18:06:53 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d100: 39 [1d100=39]
  1044. Feb 26 18:07:25 <DamienLunas> a powerful beam of psychic energy splatters the grimer on the floor into a formless puddle of goo.
  1045. Feb 26 18:07:34  Hope winces.
  1046. Feb 26 18:07:35 <DamienLunas> 8 minutes used, 1 grimer down.
  1047.  
  1048. Feb 26 18:08:51 <Six> oh, there we go
  1049. Feb 26 18:09:43 <DamienLunas> Six, you are meditating
  1050. Feb 26 18:09:45 <DamienLunas> roll strength
  1051. Feb 26 18:10:36 <Six> 1d20+10
  1052. Feb 26 18:10:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20+10: 16 [1d20=6]
  1053. Feb 26 18:10:51 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  1054. Feb 26 18:10:53 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 10 [1d10=10]
  1055. Feb 26 18:11:02 <DamienLunas> Ten long minutes pass, but you are patient.
  1056. Feb 26 18:11:12 <DamienLunas> After about 10 minutes, you feel another aura.
  1057. Feb 26 18:11:23 <DamienLunas> It is small, purple, and slowly coming this way.
  1058. Feb 26 18:12:47 <DamienLunas> You are inside the bar still, and it seems to be heading in your direction
  1059. Feb 26 18:13:06 <Six> Is this aura ... blob shaped?
  1060. Feb 26 18:13:26 <DamienLunas> It's small and blobby yes
  1061. Feb 26 18:14:16  Six stands up, opens his eyes, and heads towards the aura.
  1062. Feb 26 18:15:23 <DamienLunas> You can see the source through the window
  1063. Feb 26 18:15:30 <DamienLunas> it's a small little grimer trudging towards the bar.
  1064. Feb 26 18:15:33 <DamienLunas> "Grime. Grime."
  1065. Feb 26 18:16:04 <DamienLunas> you're a good distance away so it hasn't noticed you yet
  1066. Feb 26 18:16:05 <DamienLunas> what do
  1067. Feb 26 18:16:31  Six quickly but calmly goes outside, and go around it.
  1068. Feb 26 18:17:01 <DamienLunas> you're behind the grimer, and it hasn't seen you. Out of melee range but a ranged attack could potentially hit it.
  1069. Feb 26 18:18:05 <Six> (good thing I'm not a juggler anymore!)
  1070. Feb 26 18:18:23 <DamienLunas> If you were quiet, you could call out a pokemon
  1071. Feb 26 18:18:45  Six tries to quietly call out Jax.
  1072. Feb 26 18:19:06 <DamienLunas> success! It hasn't noticed Jax at all.
  1073. Feb 26 18:19:58  Six cups his hands to Jax, and whispers very quietly: bonemerang.
  1074. Feb 26 18:20:17 <DamienLunas> Roll it
  1075. Feb 26 18:20:31 <Six> 2#1d20
  1076. Feb 26 18:20:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 2#1d20: 3 [1d20=3], 10 [1d20=10]
  1077. Feb 26 18:20:54 <DamienLunas> The first one sails past the grimer
  1078. Feb 26 18:20:59 <DamienLunas> but on the return trip it hits
  1079. Feb 26 18:20:59 <Six> (sonuvabitch. I don't think I've ever double-hit with bonemerang.)
  1080. Feb 26 18:21:08 <DamienLunas> (imagine if that was a single hit move six.)
  1081. Feb 26 18:21:13 <DamienLunas> (good think you still get full atk)
  1082. Feb 26 18:21:34 <DamienLunas> (roll damage)
  1083. Feb 26 18:21:36 <Six> 4d6+1d10+28
  1084. Feb 26 18:21:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 4d6+1d10+28: 40 [4d6=4,1,2,2; 1d10=3]
  1085. Feb 26 18:21:46 <Six> (FFFF)
  1086. Feb 26 18:21:52 <DamienLunas> The grimer gets smacked in the face hard
  1087. Feb 26 18:22:14 <DamienLunas> it flops over onto the ground knocked out damn hard.
  1088. Feb 26 18:22:27 <DamienLunas> 10 minutes, 1 grimer down.
  1089. Feb 26 18:22:50  Six takes off his jacket, and scoops the grimer into it. :I
  1090.  
  1091. Feb 26 18:24:33 <DamienLunas> Klark is riding Arthur's stallion hard, his large strong hands gripping arthur's tender back as they ride together.
  1092. Feb 26 18:25:01 <DamienLunas> What do you do to help search?
  1093. Feb 26 18:25:42  Klark Opens up his six- er seventh sense? And tries to spot them via aura sight.
  1094. Feb 26 18:26:01  Arthur pings the area for minds particularly intent on something.
  1095. Feb 26 18:26:13 <DamienLunas> roll strength or wisdom klark
  1096. Feb 26 18:26:26 <Klark> 1d20+1 Wisdoms
  1097. Feb 26 18:26:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, Wisdoms: 4 [1d20=3]
  1098. Feb 26 18:26:33 <Arthur> (can I doing it wrong)
  1099. Feb 26 18:26:37 <Klark> (And cue the trolling.)
  1100. Feb 26 18:26:39 <DamienLunas> (nope.avi)
  1101. Feb 26 18:26:50 <DamienLunas> (roll int arthur)
  1102. Feb 26 18:26:55 <Arthur> (NO YOU IDIOT THAT ISN'T HOW YOU USE AURA LET ME SPONTANEOUSLY MANIFEST IT JUST TO SHOW YOU UP)
  1103. Feb 26 18:26:57 <Arthur> 1d20=7
  1104. Feb 26 18:26:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 1d20=7: 25 [1d20=18]
  1105. Feb 26 18:27:08 <Arthur> (oh wow, dicemaid registers typos)
  1106. Feb 26 18:27:41 <DamienLunas> It occurs to you that without a more direct way to focus your mind, it will be incredibly hard to pick up on something with such a limited level of intelligence.
  1107. Feb 26 18:28:28 <DamienLunas> its mental voice would be like a whisper from the cleaning lady on the other side of the door as you passionately make love in a hotel room
  1108. Feb 26 18:28:28  Arthur just lets out Eurus then because he's an owl, he can see shit. He also asks Scirocco to sniff around.
  1109. Feb 26 18:29:07 <Arthur> (Would scanning specifically for grimers work)
  1110. Feb 26 18:29:08 <DamienLunas> roll for tracker on scirocco
  1111. Feb 26 18:29:14  Klark "I'm going to send out Artius, to help track." And does so.
  1112. Feb 26 18:29:19 <Arthur> (it doesn't have tracker!)
  1113. Feb 26 18:29:21 <DamienLunas> and on artius
  1114. Feb 26 18:29:25 <Arthur> (But that apparently does)
  1115. Feb 26 18:29:27 <DamienLunas> (it fucking should.)
  1116. Feb 26 18:29:29 <Klark> 1d20
  1117. Feb 26 18:29:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  1118. Feb 26 18:29:34 <Arthur> 1d20 fine then
  1119. Feb 26 18:29:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, fine then: 6 [1d20=6]
  1120. Feb 26 18:29:49 <DamienLunas> The bear smells something awful
  1121. Feb 26 18:30:08 <DamienLunas> he scrunches up his face, not that you can notice through the mask, and points towards a particular direction
  1122. Feb 26 18:30:10 <DamienLunas> 2d10
  1123. Feb 26 18:30:11 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2d10: 11 [2d10=1,10]
  1124. Feb 26 18:31:20 <DamienLunas> Follow him? y/n
  1125. Feb 26 18:31:26 <Arthur> (y)
  1126. Feb 26 18:31:41  Klark Uses mind powers to pick up bear and holds onto him. (y)
  1127. Feb 26 18:31:45 <DamienLunas> On scirrocco's back, it takes you less than a minute before you can start to smell the source too.
  1128. Feb 26 18:32:25 <DamienLunas> it smells absolutely dreadful
  1129. Feb 26 18:32:51  Klark Covers his nose/mouth "I think we found it."
  1130. Feb 26 18:33:03 <DamienLunas> It's easy for Arthur to zero in on its mind now that he knows its here
  1131. Feb 26 18:33:10 <Arthur> "You HOPE we fou--okay yep."
  1132. Feb 26 18:33:34 <DamienLunas> <Blow up location recieve praise. Disregard distractions acquire happiness.>
  1133. Feb 26 18:34:00 <Klark> (Poor little suicide bomber. ;_;)
  1134. Feb 26 18:34:01 <DamienLunas> he seems to be mentally chanting this to himself as a mantra of sorts to keep himself focused.
  1135. Feb 26 18:34:10 <DamienLunas> (I was this close to saying acquire virgins)
  1136. Feb 26 18:34:21 <DamienLunas> (but that might be offensive)
  1137. Feb 26 18:34:34  Arthur keeps a calm, straight face as he begins to tear the thing to shreds.
  1138. Feb 26 18:34:37 <Arthur> 1d20 air slash
  1139. Feb 26 18:34:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, air slash: 3 [1d20=3]
  1140. Feb 26 18:34:54 <DamienLunas> WHIFF
  1141. Feb 26 18:35:00  Klark Sends a pile of mud at the thing.
  1142. Feb 26 18:35:01 <Arthur> 1d20 probcontrol
  1143. Feb 26 18:35:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, probcontrol: 9 [1d20=9]
  1144. Feb 26 18:35:05 <Klark> 1d20 slappin that mud
  1145. Feb 26 18:35:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, slappin that mud: 9 [1d20=9]
  1146. Feb 26 18:35:12 <DamienLunas> roll damages
  1147. Feb 26 18:35:15 <Arthur> 5d10+4
  1148. Feb 26 18:35:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 5d10+4: 42 [5d10=8,6,8,10,6]
  1149. Feb 26 18:35:43 <DamienLunas> It turns to face arthur in shock as it gets slashed by the blast of air
  1150. Feb 26 18:35:50 <Klark> 1d8+4
  1151. Feb 26 18:35:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d8+4: 8 [1d8=4]
  1152. Feb 26 18:35:52 <Arthur> "QUICK!"
  1153. Feb 26 18:35:57 <Arthur> 1d20 shockwave from scirocco
  1154. Feb 26 18:35:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, shockwave from scirocco: 19 [1d20=19]
  1155. Feb 26 18:36:12 <Arthur> 3d10+1d8+14
  1156. Feb 26 18:36:13 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 3d10+1d8+14: 43 [3d10=8,5,8; 1d8=8]
  1157. Feb 26 18:36:16 <DamienLunas> unnecessary
  1158. Feb 26 18:36:25 <DamienLunas> The big pile of mud in its face
  1159. Feb 26 18:36:35 <DamienLunas> finishes it off as it twitches an arm and then flops lifelessly.
  1160. Feb 26 18:36:54 <DamienLunas> 1 minute down, 1 grimer down.
  1161. Feb 26 18:36:57 <Arthur> "Next one. Let's get away from that and try and sniff out another."
  1162. Feb 26 18:37:02 <DamienLunas> roll for tracker.
  1163. Feb 26 18:37:05 <Arthur> 1d20
  1164. Feb 26 18:37:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  1165. Feb 26 18:37:08 <Klark> 1d20
  1166. Feb 26 18:37:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  1167. Feb 26 18:37:09 <DamienLunas> 2d10
  1168. Feb 26 18:37:10 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2d10: 13 [2d10=8,5]
  1169. Feb 26 18:37:23 <Klark> (...Second time we have rolled the same damn number.)
  1170. Feb 26 18:37:27 <DamienLunas> after about five more minutes
  1171. Feb 26 18:37:45 <DamienLunas> Arthur's Scirocco starts to lead you to another foul smelling place.
  1172. Feb 26 18:38:36  Arthur pinpoints the other one just like the last time, now that he knows what to listen for.
  1173. Feb 26 18:38:44 <DamienLunas> You manage to spot another grimer.
  1174. Feb 26 18:39:18 <Arthur> 1d20 pokemon first this time so as to not waste HP
  1175. Feb 26 18:39:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, pokemon first this time so as to not waste HP: 6 [1d20=6]
  1176. Feb 26 18:39:25 <Arthur> 3d10+1d8+14
  1177. Feb 26 18:39:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 3d10+1d8+14: 38 [3d10=9,5,6; 1d8=4]
  1178. Feb 26 18:39:41 <DamienLunas> The grimer looks shocked!
  1179. Feb 26 18:39:46 <Arthur> "Finish it!"
  1180. Feb 26 18:39:52 <Klark> 1d20 MUUUD
  1181. Feb 26 18:39:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, MUUUD: 2 [1d20=2]
  1182. Feb 26 18:39:59 <DamienLunas> it looks around and starts panicking...
  1183. Feb 26 18:40:10 <Klark> "Artius scratch!"
  1184. Feb 26 18:40:13 <Klark> 1d20
  1185. Feb 26 18:40:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  1186. Feb 26 18:40:36 <DamienLunas> hits
  1187. Feb 26 18:40:37 <DamienLunas> damage?
  1188. Feb 26 18:40:43 <Klark> 2d10+1d8+20
  1189. Feb 26 18:40:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 2d10+1d8+20: 44 [2d10=8,8; 1d8=8]
  1190. Feb 26 18:41:02 <DamienLunas> the bear is faster than the grimer
  1191. Feb 26 18:41:12 <DamienLunas> and quickly scratches it in the face, knocking it unconcious.
  1192. Feb 26 18:41:33 <DamienLunas> 6 minutes used, 2 grimers down.
  1193.  
  1194. Feb 26 18:46:45 <DamienLunas> okay saru
  1195. Feb 26 18:47:00 <DamienLunas> You're standing around in the center of the banditos territory
  1196. Feb 26 18:47:09 <DamienLunas> how do you begin your search? 15 min remaining
  1197. Feb 26 18:47:45 <Saru> (oh god idiot hero...)
  1198. Feb 26 18:48:01 <Saru> "All right! We need to find this guy fast."
  1199. Feb 26 18:48:15 <DamienLunas> (Who's out? Who are you talking to?)
  1200. Feb 26 18:49:11  Saru points his honchkrow companion skyward. "Get up there and keep an eye out! They'll be coming from the Poison Punk territory, so I'm heading that way."
  1201. Feb 26 18:49:26  Saru also calls out Zhu to go along with him.
  1202. Feb 26 18:49:35 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1203. Feb 26 18:49:36 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  1204. Feb 26 18:49:43 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  1205. Feb 26 18:49:44 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 6 [1d10=6]
  1206. Feb 26 18:50:07 <DamienLunas> Your honchkrow companion will be gone for a while, so you're searching on foot. Anything you're doing in particular?
  1207. Feb 26 18:51:11  Saru scrambles up onto high places as he goes, pausing every now and then to look around to see if he spots anything.
  1208. Feb 26 18:51:35 <DamienLunas> roll perception
  1209. Feb 26 18:52:05 <Saru> 1d20-2
  1210. Feb 26 18:52:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20-2: 5 [1d20=7]
  1211. Feb 26 18:53:38 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  1212. Feb 26 18:53:39 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 1 [1d10=1]
  1213. Feb 26 18:53:50 <DamienLunas> It takes you about a minute to realize you can't see shit.
  1214. Feb 26 18:53:56 <DamienLunas> Honchkrow isn't back yet.
  1215. Feb 26 18:54:27 <Saru> "Uh oh."
  1216. Feb 26 18:55:31 <DamienLunas> "Boar..."
  1217. Feb 26 18:55:41 <DamienLunas> 14 minutes remaining
  1218. Feb 26 18:56:26 <Saru> (did Saru end up with Aura sight due to Dex shenanigans? i dont recall)
  1219. Feb 26 18:56:55 <DamienLunas> (yes he did)
  1220. Feb 26 18:57:37 <Saru> "You smell anything, Zhu?"
  1221. Feb 26 18:59:02 <DamienLunas> (roll a d20 for tracker)
  1222. Feb 26 18:59:14 <Saru> 1d20
  1223. Feb 26 18:59:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  1224. Feb 26 19:00:04 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  1225. Feb 26 19:00:04 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 5 [1d10=5]
  1226. Feb 26 19:00:29 <DamienLunas> after about five minutes of searching, Emboar hasn't quite found anything. Keyser returns and shakes his head, indicating failure on his part as well.
  1227. Feb 26 19:00:33 <DamienLunas> 9 minutes remaining
  1228. Feb 26 19:01:44 <DamienLunas> What do you try next?
  1229. Feb 26 19:02:25 <Saru> (these arent wilds are they...)
  1230. Feb 26 19:02:48 <DamienLunas> (they aren't, why?)
  1231. Feb 26 19:02:59 <Saru> (k, that wouldnt work)
  1232. Feb 26 19:03:22 <Saru> (no restraint. hrm, trying to think of what Saru would do in this situation, and also what else i could try)
  1233. Feb 26 19:08:16 <DamienLunas> (come on saruuu~)
  1234. Feb 26 19:08:24 <Saru> (argh i cant think of what to dooo)
  1235. Feb 26 19:08:35 <DamienLunas> (You had a good ideas)
  1236. Feb 26 19:08:42 <DamienLunas> (but you just left them)
  1237. Feb 26 19:10:48  Saru looks around again. "All right. Zhu, let's keep heading towards the Poison Punk territory, and you keep sniffing around. Keyser... see if you can find some of your old gang and get them to help look!"
  1238. Feb 26 19:11:11 <DamienLunas> Roll another tracker
  1239. Feb 26 19:11:16 <Saru> 1d20
  1240. Feb 26 19:11:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  1241. Feb 26 19:11:20 <DamienLunas> Keyser shakes his head at your comment about his old gang
  1242. Feb 26 19:11:21 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  1243. Feb 26 19:11:21 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 2 [1d10=2]
  1244. Feb 26 19:11:38 <DamienLunas> But Zhu perks up his ears and points
  1245. Feb 26 19:11:52 <DamienLunas> he takes a sniff and scrunches up his face
  1246. Feb 26 19:12:10 <Saru> "All right! Keep following that stink!"
  1247. Feb 26 19:12:16 <DamienLunas> He takes off towards it as you follow suit
  1248. Feb 26 19:12:19  Saru rushes off in the direction Zhu pointed in.
  1249. Feb 26 19:12:20 <DamienLunas> after 2 minutes of walking
  1250. Feb 26 19:12:24 <DamienLunas> 7 minutes remaining
  1251. Feb 26 19:12:31 <DamienLunas> you start to smell the source yourself
  1252. Feb 26 19:12:43 <DamienLunas> roll perception
  1253. Feb 26 19:12:54 <Saru> 1d20
  1254. Feb 26 19:12:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  1255. Feb 26 19:13:03 <Saru> (-2, but Chosen One it)
  1256. Feb 26 19:13:24 <DamienLunas> You spy a grimer chilling out in an overturned trash can.
  1257. Feb 26 19:14:08 <Saru> "Got you!"
  1258. Feb 26 19:14:14 <DamienLunas> "Grime?"
  1259. Feb 26 19:16:06 <Saru> "You aren't blowing anything up today!" Saru gets out his styler and tries to restrain the grimer.
  1260. Feb 26 19:16:59 <Damien> roll it
  1261. Feb 26 19:17:01 <Saru> 1d100-25 (right?)
  1262. Feb 26 19:17:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, (right?): 53 [1d100=78]
  1263. Feb 26 19:17:43 <Damien> That's not gonna do it!
  1264. Feb 26 19:17:48  DamienLunas has quit (Ping timeout)
  1265. Feb 26 19:17:48 <Damien> It starts glowing....
  1266. Feb 26 19:18:15 <Damien> 1 more action
  1267. Feb 26 19:18:30 <Saru> "Zhu, take cover!"
  1268. Feb 26 19:18:45 <Saru> (if its glowing already, is it going to explode no matter what?)
  1269. Feb 26 19:18:57 <Damien> (you get 1 more action before the explosion. one chance to stop it)
  1270. Feb 26 19:19:12  Saru tries the styler once more!
  1271. Feb 26 19:19:17 <Saru> 1d100-25
  1272. Feb 26 19:19:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d100-25: 40 [1d100=65]
  1273. Feb 26 19:19:46 <Damien> It spins around the grimer as it glows brighter and brighter....
  1274. Feb 26 19:20:04 <Damien> but just in the nick of time
  1275. Feb 26 19:20:19 <Damien> the styler ensnares it
  1276. Feb 26 19:20:23 <Damien> causing it to halt its explosion
  1277. Feb 26 19:21:13 <Saru> "HA! You're 1000 years too early to beat the Immortals!"
  1278. Feb 26 19:21:28 <Damien> "Grime grime."
  1279. Feb 26 19:21:52 <Damien> 8 minutes, 1 grimer down.
  1280. Feb 26 19:22:19 <Saru> "Now you and I are gonna have a talk about why you don't go around blowing up people's stuff."
  1281. Feb 26 19:22:28 <DamienLunas> "Grimer..."
  1282.  
  1283. Feb 26 19:26:00 <DamienLunas> So Mira
  1284. Feb 26 19:26:07 <DamienLunas> T-15 minutes
  1285. Feb 26 19:26:42 <Mira> mk
  1286. Feb 26 19:26:48 <DamienLunas> You are standing somewhere in the eastern part of the los banditos territory
  1287. Feb 26 19:26:52 <DamienLunas> how do you begin your search?
  1288. Feb 26 19:26:53 <Mira> Think I can grab a snack beforehand or oh
  1289. Feb 26 19:27:09 <DamienLunas> I guess if you really want
  1290. Feb 26 19:27:17 <DamienLunas> come to think of it
  1291. Feb 26 19:27:22 <DamienLunas> you're the last one so take your time.
  1292. Feb 26 19:28:17  Mira calls out all of her pokemon. "Fion! Search from the sky. Aisling! Work with her." After a moment, she calls out Ainfean as well. "Ainfean, use your nose. Grimer shouldn't be all that hard to smell out, right?"
  1293. Feb 26 19:29:34 <DamienLunas> It nods and starts sniffing
  1294. Feb 26 19:29:39 <DamienLunas> (roll for tracker?)
  1295. Feb 26 19:30:07 <Mira> 1d20 fuck the ridiculously high target numbers even for tracking something like a grimer
  1296. Feb 26 19:30:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, fuck the ridiculously high target numbers even for tracking something like a grimer: 4 [1d20=4]
  1297. Feb 26 19:30:10 <Mira> :I
  1298. Feb 26 19:30:14 <DamienLunas> wow
  1299. Feb 26 19:30:16 <DamienLunas> 2d20
  1300. Feb 26 19:30:16 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2d20: 21 [2d20=9,12]
  1301. Feb 26 19:30:23 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  1302. Feb 26 19:30:24 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 6 [1d10=6]
  1303. Feb 26 19:30:35 <DamienLunas> 2d10
  1304. Feb 26 19:30:36 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2d10: 13 [2d10=6,7]
  1305. Feb 26 19:30:50 <DamienLunas> After 6 minutes, Aisling and Fion report back.
  1306. Feb 26 19:31:02 <DamienLunas> <I couldn't see him. I'm sorry, he is probably really small.>
  1307. Feb 26 19:31:42  Mira sighs and dashes off, searching herself.
  1308. Feb 26 19:31:46 <Mira> 1d20+7 in b4 1
  1309. Feb 26 19:31:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, in b4 1: 14 [1d20=7]
  1310. Feb 26 19:31:58 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  1311. Feb 26 19:31:59 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 1 [1d10=1]
  1312. Feb 26 19:32:56 <DamienLunas> you search for a minute, but realize it's gonna take some good luck to spot it if you're searching such a general area.
  1313. Feb 26 19:33:46 <DamienLunas> 8 minutes remaining...
  1314. Feb 26 19:33:59  Mira considers her options. She doesn't have the ability to read minds like an aura user, her Pokemon can't track, she can't see anything herself..
  1315. Feb 26 19:34:25 <Mira> (...I just had a really good idea)
  1316. Feb 26 19:34:29 <DamienLunas> (:o)
  1317. Feb 26 19:34:36 <DamienLunas> (let's see it)
  1318. Feb 26 19:34:52 <Mira> (Well, there are two ways we could go about this)
  1319. Feb 26 19:35:09 <Mira> (firstly: You'd assume that any trainer sending in his pokemon as a bomb would be abandoning it, right)
  1320. Feb 26 19:35:32 <DamienLunas> (Depending on what you mean, maybe)
  1321. Feb 26 19:35:56 <Mira> (Meaning that they're effectively not owned at the moment)
  1322. Feb 26 19:36:17 <DamienLunas> (they are effectively owned, sorry)
  1323. Feb 26 19:36:21 <DamienLunas> (Just really low loyalty.)
  1324. Feb 26 19:36:33 <DamienLunas> (what was your idea?)
  1325. Feb 26 19:36:58 <Mira> (Yes well, I'm a professor, not a snagger. My idea was to use Sabotague to force them out of hiding and towards me, or barring that, Field Commander to get them to show themselves)
  1326. Feb 26 19:37:36 <Mira> (neither of which I can do on an owned pokemon whose trainer I can't communicate with)
  1327. Feb 26 19:37:36 <DamienLunas> (yeha, that won't exactly work, especially since you're not close enough.)
  1328. Feb 26 19:38:05 <Mira> (There isn't anything I can do other than keep making perception checks :I)
  1329. Feb 26 19:38:24 <DamienLunas> (you could try one of the things that failed again you know)
  1330. Feb 26 19:38:35 <DamienLunas> (it doesn't make it impossible to do that again if you fail, it just eats up time)
  1331. Feb 26 19:38:47 <Mira> (Tracker can't be used again for an hour. Sending fion and aisling out didn't do anything)
  1332. Feb 26 19:38:51 <DamienLunas> (wait what)
  1333. Feb 26 19:39:00 <DamienLunas> (tracker can't be used again for an hour?!)
  1334. Feb 26 19:39:14 <Mira> Pokemon with the Capability Tracker have a strong sense of smell that they can use to follow other Pokemon or people. If the Pokemon has smelt whom they want to track in the past day, or one of their personal belongings, they can pursue that prey with a check of 11 or better on d20. To pick up a random scent from nothing, a check of 16 or better on d20 will allow the Pokemon to follow
  1335. Feb 26 19:39:14 <Mira> that scent. To pick up a specific scent from nothing, a check of 20 on d20 will allow the Pokemon to follow that scent. A Pokemon may only make these checks once per hour. If a Pokemon learns the Move Odor Sleuth and does not have the Tracker Capability, they gain Tracker
  1336. Feb 26 19:39:21 <DamienLunas> (... shit.)
  1337. Feb 26 19:39:25 <Mira> (and that's why I am pissed at shitty low rolls for tracker :3c)
  1338. Feb 26 19:39:36 <DamienLunas> (okay I let almost everyone else get away with that)
  1339. Feb 26 19:39:50 <Mira> (Especially when it's something like OH HEY GRIMER THE SMELLY AS HELL POKEMON)
  1340. Feb 26 19:39:55 <DamienLunas> (so you can roll it again)
  1341. Feb 26 19:40:03 <Mira> 1d20 whelp
  1342. Feb 26 19:40:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, whelp: 5 [1d20=5]
  1343. Feb 26 19:40:07 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  1344. Feb 26 19:40:08 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 1 [1d10=1]
  1345. Feb 26 19:40:12 <DamienLunas> only 1 minute used up
  1346. Feb 26 19:40:26 <DamienLunas> 7 minutes remaining
  1347. Feb 26 19:40:31 <Mira> 1d20 c'mon ainfean, we're going to have to carry out phase two if this doesn't work
  1348. Feb 26 19:40:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, c'mon ainfean, we're going to have to carry out phase two if this doesn't work: 8 [1d20=8]
  1349. Feb 26 19:40:35 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  1350. Feb 26 19:40:36 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 9 [1d10=9]
  1351. Feb 26 19:40:43 <DamienLunas> (thanks dicemaid.)
  1352. Feb 26 19:40:44 <Mira> wheeelp
  1353. Feb 26 19:41:05 <DamienLunas> (one last shot, roll an int check.)
  1354. Feb 26 19:41:20 <Mira> 1d20+7 if this doesn't work, hopefully my last shot will
  1355. Feb 26 19:41:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, if this doesn't work, hopefully my last shot will: 17 [1d20=10]
  1356. Feb 26 19:41:55 <DamienLunas> You think to yourself that maybe you can't find them because you are just looking everywhere. If you can think of a place where you expect them to send a bomb, finding it from there will be easy
  1357. Feb 26 19:42:11  Mira has no idea what's in this area so how is she supposed to do that
  1358. Feb 26 19:42:32 <DamienLunas> You've been to this place before. There are at least 3 places that are important to this area.
  1359. Feb 26 19:42:41 <DamienLunas> 3 places you've been before.
  1360. Feb 26 19:42:57 <Mira> (Damien, I have no idea what's in this area. All you said was 'the eastern part')
  1361. Feb 26 19:43:19 <DamienLunas> (in any area of los banditos territory)
  1362. Feb 26 19:43:23 <Mira> (I have never seen a map, nor could I say what's here beyond the orphanage)
  1363. Feb 26 19:43:50 <Mira> (Fuck it, we're going with plan B)
  1364. Feb 26 19:44:05 <DamienLunas> (doesn't matter where it is, if you wait somewhere that you expect to see them try to bomb you might be able to.)
  1365. Feb 26 19:44:10 <DamienLunas> (what's plan b?)
  1366. Feb 26 19:44:32 <Mira> (Plan b is 'ainfean is stupidly fast, has stupidly high HP, is a ghost type, and has shadow sneak')
  1367. Feb 26 19:44:39 <Mira> (envelop the grimer before it blows)
  1368. Feb 26 19:44:49 <DamienLunas> (you kind of have to find it first)
  1369. Feb 26 19:44:59 <DamienLunas> (or wait where you'd expect one to be)
  1370. Feb 26 19:45:06 <Mira> (which I can't, because I have no fucking clue where that'd be)
  1371. Feb 26 19:45:12 <Mira> (because this area, etc)
  1372. Feb 26 19:45:24 <Mira> (Yeah, this is frustrating)
  1373. Feb 26 19:45:30 <DamienLunas> (yeah...)
  1374. Feb 26 19:45:38 <DamienLunas> (unless someone wants to throw you a prob control)
  1375. Feb 26 19:45:53 <Mira> (There is literally nothing I can do on my own unless I want to tacnuke the place)
  1376. Feb 26 19:45:58 <Mira> (because I'm a professor)
  1377. Feb 26 19:47:48 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  1378. Feb 26 19:47:50 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 7 [1d10=7]
  1379. Feb 26 19:48:09 <DamienLunas> you have enough time to roll tracker one last time
  1380. Feb 26 19:48:15 <Mira> 1d20 whelp
  1381. Feb 26 19:48:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, whelp: 3 [1d20=3]
  1382. Feb 26 19:48:22 <DamienLunas> god fucking damn it dicemaid
  1383. Feb 26 19:49:44 <Mira> 1d20 prob control
  1384. Feb 26 19:49:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, prob control: 20 [1d20=20]
  1385. Feb 26 19:49:51 <DamienLunas> o.o
  1386. Feb 26 19:50:02 <Mira> WHELP
  1387. Feb 26 19:50:03 <DamienLunas> Dicemaid you are a complete whore for drama aren't you.
  1388. Feb 26 19:50:26 <DamienLunas> Ainfean suddenly picks up the scent and starts dashing towards it
  1389. Feb 26 19:50:33 <DamienLunas> <I think she found it.>
  1390. Feb 26 19:50:45  Mira tears off after her. "Fion! Go ahead if you can, you're faster from the sky!"
  1391. Feb 26 19:51:12 <DamienLunas> <okay.>
  1392. Feb 26 19:51:25 <DamienLunas> Fion flies up into the air and takes off after ainfean
  1393. Feb 26 19:51:37 <DamienLunas> Eventually you start to notice something about the way you're heading
  1394. Feb 26 19:51:40 <DamienLunas> it leads to the orphanage
  1395. Feb 26 19:53:42  Mira immediately checks the eaves first. Genre-savy! "Where is it, Ainfean?"
  1396. Feb 26 19:53:50 <DamienLunas> (the eaves?)
  1397. Feb 26 19:54:18 <DamienLunas> (what's that)
  1398. Feb 26 19:54:22 <Mira> (the parts of the roof that jut out)
  1399. Feb 26 19:54:31 <Mira> (adventurers should always look up :V)
  1400. Feb 26 19:55:01 <DamienLunas> Ainfean raises one leg and points her nose to a trash can on the other side of the street across from the orphanage
  1401. Feb 26 19:55:06 <DamienLunas> a grimer is sleeping inside
  1402. Feb 26 19:56:08 <Mira> (hmm)
  1403. Feb 26 19:56:19 <Mira> (would having Ainfean surround the trash can actually do anything)
  1404. Feb 26 19:56:43 <DamienLunas> (Probably not?)
  1405. Feb 26 19:56:58 <Mira> (Darn)
  1406. Feb 26 19:57:11 <Mira> (so I have to depend on one-shotting it with dicemaid being the way it has been)
  1407. Feb 26 19:57:17 <Mira> (and me without any se moves)
  1408. Feb 26 19:57:17 <DamienLunas> (...)
  1409. Feb 26 19:57:25 <DamienLunas> (that was at the dicemaid)
  1410. Feb 26 19:57:28 <DamienLunas> (You do have an SE move)
  1411. Feb 26 19:57:32 <Mira> (Lesse)
  1412. Feb 26 19:57:48 <Mira> (nope)
  1413. Feb 26 19:57:51 <DamienLunas> (a really good one in fact that's actually perfect for this situation)
  1414. Feb 26 19:58:05 <DamienLunas> (well perfect would be a no-miss move)
  1415. Feb 26 19:58:09 <DamienLunas> (But this is damn good for it)
  1416. Feb 26 19:58:28 <DamienLunas> (Grimers are weak to psychic and ground)
  1417. Feb 26 19:58:43 <Mira> (I have no pokemon with either type of move, and I can't channel divinity)
  1418. Feb 26 19:58:56 <Mira> (since I used up both in the boss fight)
  1419. Feb 26 19:58:58 <DamienLunas> (you do have a pokemon with one of those types of moves.)
  1420. Feb 26 19:59:07 <DamienLunas> (Channel divinity is unnecessary though it would be cool.)
  1421. Feb 26 19:59:20 <Mira> (I am not seeing it on my page)
  1422. Feb 26 19:59:42 <Mira> (You are welcome to look though)
  1423. Feb 26 19:59:57 <DamienLunas> (You do. Psycho cut.)
  1424. Feb 26 20:00:15 <Mira> (...)
  1425. Feb 26 20:00:21 <Mira> (...goddammit I'm a moron)
  1426. Feb 26 20:00:27 <DamienLunas> (I'm sorry ; ;)
  1427. Feb 26 20:00:29 <Mira> (well, I already had my plan typed up so)
  1428. Feb 26 20:00:31 <Mira> (why?)
  1429. Feb 26 20:00:39 <Mira> "Eanna! Take it out fast! Brave Bird!)
  1430. Feb 26 20:00:42 <DamienLunas> ('cause this doesn't seem to have been very fun for you)
  1431. Feb 26 20:00:43 <Mira> 1d20 this better fucking hit
  1432. Feb 26 20:00:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, this better fucking hit: 15 [1d20=15]
  1433. Feb 26 20:00:49 <DamienLunas> (ooh, that's a nice hit.)
  1434. Feb 26 20:00:52 <DamienLunas> (roll damage)
  1435. Feb 26 20:01:19 <DamienLunas> (in fact your idea might be even better than mine because your idea didn't involve a crit se move.)
  1436. Feb 26 20:01:57 <Mira> 5d20+1d8+24
  1437. Feb 26 20:01:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 5d20+1d8+24: 84 [5d20=14,18,9,5,11; 1d8=3]
  1438. Feb 26 20:02:05 <DamienLunas> BAM
  1439. Feb 26 20:02:12 <Mira> 2d10 for pushing it into blocking terrain, I assume
  1440. Feb 26 20:02:13 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, for pushing it into blocking terrain, I assume: 9 [2d10=4,5]
  1441. Feb 26 20:02:22 <DamienLunas> The murkrow dives into the trash can
  1442. Feb 26 20:02:31 <DamienLunas> sending the can flying through the air
  1443. Feb 26 20:02:37 <DamienLunas> until finally it slams with a loud clang
  1444. Feb 26 20:02:42 <DamienLunas> against the brick wall.
  1445. Feb 26 20:02:50 <Mira> "Fachtna! Hit it again if it moves!"
  1446. Feb 26 20:02:57 <Mira> (lol sucker punch lol priority)
  1447. Feb 26 20:03:14 <DamienLunas> Eanna stumbles out a bit dizzy
  1448. Feb 26 20:03:22 <DamienLunas> but clutching something shiny she found in her beak
  1449. Feb 26 20:03:35 <DamienLunas> Fatchna stares at her 8o
  1450. Feb 26 20:03:59 <Mira> (oh good, she does have enough hp to keep from being knocked out by the recoil)
  1451. Feb 26 20:04:16 <DamienLunas> (subtract 3 from recoil)
  1452. Feb 26 20:04:18 <Mira> (but I'ma have to pump her hp stat seriously if I want to try that shit more often)
  1453. Feb 26 20:04:19 <DamienLunas> (it takes defense first)
  1454. Feb 26 20:04:26 <Mira> (she's fine)
  1455. Feb 26 20:04:32 <Mira> (just a little more fine now :V)
  1456. Feb 26 20:04:37 <DamienLunas> Eanna found...
  1457. Feb 26 20:04:43 <DamienLunas> 1d17
  1458. Feb 26 20:04:44 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d17: 2 [1d17=2]
  1459. Feb 26 20:05:02 <DamienLunas> a Fire Gem!
  1460. Feb 26 20:05:05 <Mira> o:
  1461. Feb 26 20:05:14 <Mira> It will look pretty on Fion or Aidan
  1462. Feb 26 20:05:37 <DamienLunas> This item can be consumed once by a pokemon holding it to deal 1.5x damage on their next fire move
  1463. Feb 26 20:06:55 <Mira> and it looks purdy
  1464. Feb 26 20:06:56 <Mira> :]
  1465. Feb 26 20:06:57 <DamienLunas> 14 minutes and 30 seconds, 1 grimer down
  1466.  
  1467. Feb 26 20:06:31 <DamienLunas> Klark and Arthur are the first to arrive at the designated meeting spot by the border
  1468. Feb 26 20:06:44 <Mira> it was more a combination of 'I really really really hate this plot idea' and 'lol professor has nothingtohelp'
  1469. Feb 26 20:07:39 <DamienLunas> Hope arrives next
  1470. Feb 26 20:07:48  Klark Waves to hope.
  1471. Feb 26 20:07:54 <DamienLunas> Saru arrives soon after
  1472. Feb 26 20:08:03 <DamienLunas> And Mira gets there last
  1473. Feb 26 20:08:04  Arthur sits there staring and breathing heavily.
  1474. Feb 26 20:08:48  Mira clutches onto a rather ragged-looking Eanna.
  1475. Feb 26 20:08:58 <Arthur> "...Did it?"
  1476. Feb 26 20:09:03 <DamienLunas> None of you heard an explosion
  1477. Feb 26 20:09:04  Saru waves, to them, then finds a spot where he stand in suitably dramatic fashion, arms crossed and glaring across the border. Hopefully there's a bit of wind to blow his coat dramtically. He considers that maybe he should have someone make a flag for them to plant at times like this.
  1478. Feb 26 20:09:08 <DamienLunas> so presumably that's good.
  1479. Feb 26 20:10:06 <Saru> "Good job everyone. Now, we just have the drive the Punks off when they show their ugly faces."
  1480. Feb 26 20:10:16  Klark Nods.
  1481. Feb 26 20:10:24  Hope nods.
  1482. Feb 26 20:10:27 <Mira> "R-right."
  1483. Feb 26 20:12:25 <DamienLunas> time passses agonizingly slow
  1484. Feb 26 20:12:40 <DamienLunas> as you wait for the 10 minutes to be up
  1485. Feb 26 20:12:45 <Hope> "I wonder if we should take the fight to them... then again, we don't know where they are."
  1486. Feb 26 20:13:16  Klark Shrugs, "Should we atleast get out pokemon out?"
  1487. Feb 26 20:13:17 <Arthur> "They had better not have gotten false information."
  1488. Feb 26 20:13:28 <Arthur> "No, if they see us they'll have time to prepare."
  1489. Feb 26 20:14:13  Mira quickly heals Eanna up at least to the point of being relatively hale again, then recalls her.
  1490. Feb 26 20:14:24  Hope has all of her pokemon away.
  1491. Feb 26 20:14:39 <Klark> (What the hell is Eanna? I honestly cannot remember. Is that the spectreon?)
  1492. Feb 26 20:14:44 <DamienLunas> (murkrow)
  1493. Feb 26 20:14:51 <Klark> (Riiiight.)
  1494. Feb 26 20:14:52 <DamienLunas> (Do any of you own watches?)
  1495. Feb 26 20:14:58 <Mira> (Eanna = murkrow = just brave birded the fuck out of some grimer)
  1496. Feb 26 20:15:05 <DamienLunas> (yeah it brave birded its shit)
  1497. Feb 26 20:15:09 <DamienLunas> (and found a shiny)
  1498. Feb 26 20:15:11 <Arthur> (probably has a pocket watch as a curio)
  1499. Feb 26 20:15:12 <Klark> (Nice.)
  1500. Feb 26 20:15:22 <DamienLunas> Arthur pulls out his pocketwatch then
  1501. Feb 26 20:15:38 <DamienLunas> he watches the hands tick down to 12:25
  1502. Feb 26 20:15:45 <DamienLunas> and once it reaches the time
  1503. Feb 26 20:15:48 <DamienLunas> you can hear them calling
  1504. Feb 26 20:15:52 <DamienLunas> "Immortals~"
  1505. Feb 26 20:15:57 <DamienLunas> "Come out and plaaaaay~"
  1506. Feb 26 20:16:13  Hope gets out her crowbar.
  1507. Feb 26 20:16:15 <Arthur> "We're right here, you realize."
  1508. Feb 26 20:16:27 <Arthur> "I mean, if he didn't clue you in."
  1509. Feb 26 20:16:57  Hope looks at Arthur, curious.
  1510. Feb 26 20:17:08 <Arthur> "What? I'm just saying Saru is pretty obvious here."
  1511. Feb 26 20:17:15  Arthur springs up and dusts himself off.
  1512. Feb 26 20:17:27 <Hope> "I thought you were being vague again."
  1513. Feb 26 20:17:52  Hope calls out. "Show yourselves, then!"
  1514. Feb 26 20:18:29 <DamienLunas> Five people walk out from behind the building
  1515. Feb 26 20:18:39 <DamienLunas> on the other side of the border
  1516. Feb 26 20:18:49 <Saru> "We're tired of waiting! We're the Immortals, but we're not going to wait forever for you get up your nerve!"
  1517. Feb 26 20:18:53 <DamienLunas> The stare you down as the stride confidently up past its edge.
  1518. Feb 26 20:19:06  Klark Auralooks them.
  1519. Feb 26 20:19:34 <DamienLunas> they all have similar light purplish colored auras with a dark tint
  1520. Feb 26 20:20:10 <DamienLunas> 5 men stand before you walking past the border
  1521. Feb 26 20:20:22 <DamienLunas> a man with a bright red mohawk
  1522. Feb 26 20:20:35 <DamienLunas> a guy with long brown dreads and tattered shirt and jeans
  1523. Feb 26 20:20:58 <DamienLunas> Someone with messy brown hair smoking a cigarette
  1524. Feb 26 20:21:11 <DamienLunas> a guy with thick metal chains and spikes all over his outfit
  1525. Feb 26 20:21:35 <Saru> (HUMONGOUS RULES THE DESERT)
  1526. Feb 26 20:22:02 <DamienLunas> and a guy with a with a pompadour and thick black jacket with gold buttons.
  1527. Feb 26 20:22:18  Mons (Mons@sux-530AA3AB.nap.wideopenwest.com) has joined #turfwars
  1528. Feb 26 20:22:21 <DamienLunas> These five punks stand before you opposing your rule.
  1529. Feb 26 20:22:23  Klark Stares at these guys.
  1530. Feb 26 20:22:30 <Mons> (power flickered)
  1531. Feb 26 20:22:34  Hope stares at them back with a contempt in her eyes that she's never felt before.
  1532. Feb 26 20:22:35 <Mira> (why do I have the feeling we're fighting the cast of jojo)
  1533. Feb 26 20:22:46 <Mons> (because we totally are
  1534. Feb 26 20:22:49 <DamienLunas> (well that last guy is Josuke I guess)
  1535. Feb 26 20:22:57 <Hope> (I thought the first guy was Rufio)
  1536. Feb 26 20:23:04 <DamienLunas> (but the rest of them are just various kinds of stereotypical punks)
  1537. Feb 26 20:23:08 <Mira> (RUFIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
  1538. Feb 26 20:23:09 <Mons> (RUFIOOOOOO brb IRC is derping)
  1539. Feb 26 20:23:11  Mons has quit (Quit: hurt feelings and buttranged)
  1540. Feb 26 20:23:14 <Klark> (RU-FI-ooooooooooooooooooo)
  1541. Feb 26 20:23:22  Arthur has quit (Ping timeout)
  1542. Feb 26 20:23:52 <DamienLunas> "Hey, what happened Skyler?" says the one with the mohawk. "Wasn't there supposed to be a kaboom?"
  1543. Feb 26 20:24:00 <DamienLunas> "Yeah, an earth shattering kaboom!"
  1544. Feb 26 20:24:18 <Mira> "We stopped it for you."
  1545. Feb 26 20:24:20 <Hope> "Your little goose chase didn't even make us break a sweat."
  1546. Feb 26 20:24:21  Saru snorts. "You're ten thousand years too early for a trick like that to work against us!"
  1547. Feb 26 20:24:22  Klark Grins.
  1548. Feb 26 20:24:28 <Mira> (saru)
  1549. Feb 26 20:24:34  Arthur (Mons@sux-530AA3AB.nap.wideopenwest.com) has joined #turfwars
  1550. Feb 26 20:24:35 <Mira> (you should have said lightyears)
  1551. Feb 26 20:24:49 <DamienLunas> "Whatever, get off my back Hawx. We didn't need to use those babies to take out these jerks."
  1552. Feb 26 20:24:51 <Arthur> !dm9001 lastlines #15
  1553. Feb 26 20:24:54 <Saru> (lightyears are not a unit of time >:I and yes i know saru is too dumb to know that)
  1554. Feb 26 20:25:13 <DamienLunas> The man with the pompadour glares at Saru, "Are you getting cocky in front of the Poisoned Punks? HUH?!"
  1555. Feb 26 20:25:15 <Hope> (The very first gym trainer didn't know either)
  1556. Feb 26 20:25:44 <Arthur> "Yes, because you're patently ridiculous."
  1557. Feb 26 20:25:54 <Arthur> "I mean really. Look in a mirror, then start talking to yourself."
  1558. Feb 26 20:26:07 <Arthur> "Best comedy you'll find with television nonexistent."
  1559. Feb 26 20:26:34  Hope cracks her neck and begins swinging the arm carrying the crowbar back and forth.
  1560. Feb 26 20:26:34  Klark Stares at the one who seems to have set up the babby bombs.
  1561. Feb 26 20:26:38 <DamienLunas> "Huh?"
  1562. Feb 26 20:26:42 <DamienLunas> "HUH?!"
  1563. Feb 26 20:26:49 <DamienLunas> "HUUUUUUUUH?!"
  1564. Feb 26 20:26:57  Mira wavers between 'these guys are assholes I should yell at them' and 'holy shit these guys could break me in half with one hand'
  1565. Feb 26 20:27:03 <Arthur> "Oh I'm sorry, do you need a hearing aid? I said you're acting like a goddamn clown."
  1566. Feb 26 20:27:12 <DamienLunas> "You cocky son of a bitch!"
  1567. Feb 26 20:27:19 <Arthur> "Honk honk."
  1568. Feb 26 20:27:32 <Mira> (oh god arthur nooo)
  1569. Feb 26 20:27:34 <Hope> "Let's do this then."
  1570. Feb 26 20:27:49 <DamienLunas> "Man fuck the leader let's take out this son of a bitch first!"
  1571. Feb 26 20:28:08 <Saru> (who says that?_
  1572. Feb 26 20:28:27 <DamienLunas> The man with the spikes on his clothes
  1573. Feb 26 20:29:08 <Hope> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmZThH5X0SY
  1574. Feb 26 20:29:13 <Arthur> (I suffer for my art)
  1575. Feb 26 20:29:19 <DamienLunas> (no no none of that)
  1576. Feb 26 20:29:21 <Mira> "Um, um um um..."
  1577. Feb 26 20:29:26 <Hope> (But but, this song)
  1578. Feb 26 20:29:28 <DamienLunas> (we're not fighting tonight it's way too late)
  1579. Feb 26 20:29:41 <Hope> (I recall it mostly because of all the cueballs and bikers I had to fight ;_;)
  1580. Feb 26 20:29:50 <Klark> (awwww.)
  1581. Feb 26 20:30:11 <Hope> (Oh, I wasn't expecting us to fight)
  1582. Feb 26 20:30:13 <DamienLunas> NEXT TIME on turfwars!
  1583. Feb 26 20:30:41 <DamienLunas> the ribbonwood immortals square off against the poisoned punnks!
  1584. Feb 26 20:30:45 <DamienLunas> But where is Six?
  1585. Feb 26 20:31:02  Saru steps right into Spikes face, nose to nose with him, with a big shit-eating grin on his face. "Then let's get this started. Or are you as scared as bad as you smell?"
  1586. Feb 26 20:31:03 <Hope> He's their leader
  1587. Feb 26 20:31:19 <DamienLunas> Does he still hold loyalty to the immortals?
  1588. Feb 26 20:31:47 <DamienLunas> Without his help, can they even defeat the poisoned punks?
  1589. Feb 26 20:31:52  Hope takes an offensive stance, reaching for a pokeball.
  1590. Feb 26 20:32:17 <DamienLunas> Find out next time in Turfwars episode 17: You're 10,000 light years too early to look down on me!
  1591. Feb 26 20:32:24  Klark Floats to balls around him. Still staring at Skyler.
  1592. Feb 26 20:32:29 <DamienLunas> And remember, there'll be plenty of fanservice next time too!
  1593. Feb 26 20:32:38 <DamienLunas> "COME AT ME BRO!"
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