Ya Got Sexism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI_Oe-jtgdI (from the film)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4bkE9s_jy8 (just the song)

Well, either you're too dumb to see
sexism in vidya you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the amount of misogyny brought
By the prevalence of vidya games in the community.
It's problematic, Journo, right here,
I say, it's problematic in Vidya City

Why sure I'm a vidya player,
Certainly quite ashamed to say
I'm always quite ashamed to say it
I consider that the hours I spend
With controller in my hands as woeful
Can be educational
and coordinate your hand and eye
Always take and try to not
to let anyone but yourself
get kills the entire match
But just as I say,
It takes intellect, morality, and feminism to play
In an FPS game,
I say that all male gamers
talk shit to their enemy team
And I call that "skill"
The first big step on the road
To the depths of muh-soggy-nay

I say, first, harassin' women playin' online
Then beating women for fun
An' the next thing ya know,
Your then playin' games for money
at a big tourney
And listenin' to some bald, British bastard
That tells them the wonders of PC gaming
Not content with console gaming, no!
But gaming where you can make your game better with mods!
Would Like to see some sexist neck beard
using sex mods? Doesn't that trigger you?
Well, I should say.
Journos, lemme tell you what I mean.
Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six million players in a game.
Players that make no difference
Between an anon and a troll,
With a capital "T,"
And that rhymes with "G" and that stands for games!

And all week long your Vidya City
Gamers will be harassin' at,
I say those gamers will be harassin'!
Always harassin' women mornin', noon, and night!
100% that new vidya
Nevermind findin' a new job somewhere
Or getting showered or getting dressed for it
Nevermind going to that interview
Just slouching around playing their vidya games
Every Friday Night and those are problems
Oh, yes we got lots and lots a' problems
I'm not doin' this for myself at all, you see
Or the children. I'm doing this all
For society, BUT THERE'S SEXISM!
Right here in Vidya City.
Problems with a capital "P"
And that rhymes with "G" and that stands for games!
Now, I know you journos are the right kinda "gamer".
I'm not joshin' when I say this
Do ya know what disgusting, sick shit they talk about
While they're postin' on the site 4chan?
They're playin' Witcher 3, playin' Hatred
They're jerkin' it to jap games like weeaboo creeps
And braggin' all about
How they hide violent urges by killing women in vidya
Then one day, they just stop playin',
Start their training on how to shoot a gun
MLG players and Adderal addicts
And Murder-sims, horrid games
Have got into their brains taken hold
With their alluring desire to kill in real-life!
Mass-sexism!
Journos, all video games are the devil's playground!

Journos:
Problems, oh we got problems,
Right here in Vidya City!
With a capital "P"
That rhymes with "G"
And that stands for Games,
That stands for Games.
It's surely problematic!
Right here in Vidya City,
Right here!
Gotta figure out a way
To keep those neck beards firmly in their place
Problems, Problems, Problems, Problems, Problems...

Harold:
Journos of Vidya City!
Eat up my bullshit before you look sexist!
Watch for the tell-tale sign of misogyny!
The moment a gamer plays vidya,
Does he use his masculine control to oppress women NPCs?
Is he not intimidated looking at strong female protags?
Waifu games tucked in his backlog?
Does he memorize moves for his fighting games
to use in online matches?
Are epic maymays being used on the internet?
memes like 'fun?"
And 'SJW?"
Well, if so Journos,
Ya got problems,
Right here in Vidya city!
With a capital "P"
And that rhymes with "G"
And that stands for Games.
It's surely problematic!
Right here in Vidya City!
Play games like Life is Strange, Broken Age and Gone Home!
Oh, how problematic.
These are for real sexist, sexist problems.
All games with a sexy heroine's an MRA's tool!
Oh yes we got problems, problems, problems!
With a "P"! Gotta rhyme it with "G"!
And that stands for Games!!!