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- >Be Aquaman. Swimmin' through the oceans and shit.
- >Pissed that the Marvel heroes think they're hot shit since Avengers raped the box office.
- >Think you'll cool off by plowing a mermaid, when something catches your eye.
- >"Fwuffy wuv kelp." "Fwuffy wuv kelpies too! Am good nummies! Wuv swim!"
- >WHAT IN THE CRAP ARE THOSE?
- >FLUFFY PONIES?! IN YOUR PERFECT OCEAN?!
- >Not just normal fluffy ponies. They have sea-horse tails, and gills and fins.
- >There's a huge bunch of them, maybe as much as a hundred on the seabed.
- >They're all eating kelp and seaweed, swimming around in circles, hugging.
- >Digusting... they think they have a right to exist.
- >You crash down in front of them at high speed. Freaks them the fuck out.
- >"STAND DOWN, YOU FUCKING ABOMINATIONS!" you roar.
- >Sea fluffies freak a little.
- >"Ahh! No be mad!" "Fwuffy sowwy!" "Fishy hooman angwy! Hewp!"
- >"I AM AQUAMAN, LORD OF THE OCEAN AND ALL AQUATIC CREATURES!"
- >They start approaching you. Swimming around your legs. Trying to hug you with their fins.
- >"YOU ARE MONSTERS. DESECRATIONS OF TRUE LIFE."
- >"Whu? Fishy hooman siwwy!" "Huggies? New daddy? Wan' kelp, daddy!"
- >You summon your shark friends with your Aquapowers.
- >Great whites speed over your shoulders.
- >Sea fluffies freak the fuck out. Hahaha idiots.
- >"Munstahs! Munstahs!" "Wun! Munstahs eat fwuffies! Hewp!"
- >Three sharks start chewing up every fluffy they can snatch.
- >Ridiculous amount of fluffy gets torn up as sea fluffies shriek in terror.
- >"YOU ARE POORLY DESIGNED! WHY WOULD AN AQUATIC CREATURE NEED FLUFF?!"
- >Sharks are entertaining, but there's still a hundred sea fluffies in panic.
- >Summon all your animal friends now.
- >A sea fluffy family, father mother and foals, huddles into a cave to hide from the sharks.
- >Tentacles suddenly creep over cave entrance. Octopus has them trapped.
- >"Hewp, mummah!" foals cry as tentacles reach in toward them. "No wike! Hewp! Munstah!"
- >Fluffy colt tries biting tentacles. Does no damage. The tentacles wrap around all five of them and strangles the life out of them.
- >More sharks and predator fish swoop into the fray and literally tear the shit out of sea fluffies.
- >A sea fluffy dares to approach you.
- >"No huwt sea fwuffies, mistah! Pwese! Am good fwuffy! Fwuffy sowwy!"
- >A porpoise swoops in and impales the fluffy on its horn.
- >"HA! WELL DONE, PORPOISE!"
- >Remember to give that porpoise a medal later on. That was awesome.
- >The numbers are dwindling.
- >Blood and fluffy litter the water in ever direction.
- >This isn't enough. It's time to rid the world of sea fluffies.
- >Start campaign to free the oceans of these abominations.
- >Gets made into blockbuster movie. Aquaman versus the Sea Fluffies.
- >Doesn't make half what The Avengers did.
- >Fuckin' Marvel Faggots.
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