Hotline Miami 2 Review

Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number is an extraordinary title based off of the hit 90's novel "My Weird Animal friends go to Miami!" In this compelling thriller/romance, you play as a number of different friends all looking for a fun time. The friends all relate to each other in ways that they'd never expect, which end up creating a bonding relationship. Some activities include silly prank calls, scaring grown ups with silly animal masks, and going house to house collecting charity for their Russian friends, who are very poor and are forced to shave their heads and wear matching white suits because they are poor. Fans loved the original Hotline Miami, also based off of another Novel by the same creator, named "My pet Rooster owns a Letterman Jacket!" It will warm your mother's heart when she rips open her mystery birthday gift to see the beautiful Next Gen graphics of Hotline Miami 2 on a disk, and you know it will create family stories for generations to come.

Don't believe us? Here are some words from celebrities who love Hotline Miami!

[h1]"Me and my family love to gather around and take turns trying to win the hardest level, and dying countless times, blood going everywhere and brains oozing out from the bullet holes the Russian Mafia left in my skull."[/h1] [b]-J/k Rowlling Stones, author for "Harry Penis and the Chamber of Dildos"[/b]

[h1]"My 5 year old children loved the silly faces on the animal masks from the first game! My daughter's favorite was Carl the Locust, she'd giggle with joy every time he'd pin down a baddie and use a power drill to mutilate his brains and insides, all inside of his own head! Ten out of Ten!"[/h1] [b]-Dwayne The Rock Obama, creator of "My Gym Partner's a Monkey??"[/b]

[h1]"I had a long debate with My Husband, and we finally agreed that our favorite part was when Jacket the Boy Scout Gouges out the fat Porn director's eyes only after unloading 3 shotgun rounds into him. I swear when my Husband gets off his period and decides to have kids, we're definitely showing them this kid-friendly scene."[/h1] [b]-Robert Down-Syndrome Jr, head developer of the hit game, "Team Fortress Jew"[/b]