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- feediko entered chat.
- Alpha Centauri entered chat.
- The chat room has been set to officers-only chat by CONSOLE.
- 14 April 2011
- 16:03 - CONSOLE: username:
- 16:05 - Ywa: YOUR MOM
- 16:05 - Ywa: Can we do this in 3 hours?
- 16:05 - Ywa: I'm at work bro
- 16:06 - Ywa: username: ywa
- 16:07 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Allow more users to use console.
- 16:07 - CONSOLE: username:
- 16:07 - Ywa: You're the one who can do that bro
- 16:07 - Ywa: Brb piss
- 16:07 - Ywa: I'll give some ppl officer in a bit
- 16:08 - CONSOLE: please message admnistration if you wish to apply
- 16:08 - Ywa: You're making typos bro
- 16:08 - Ywa: That's not cool!
- 16:09 - Ywa: Yeah, e-mail ywa@limetric.com if you want officer
- 16:09 - Ywa: And state your steam name here. And your irc name
- 16:09 - Ywa: kthx
- 16:09 - Ywa: Piss now, maybe a lil fap
- 16:09 - Ywa: We'll see
- 16:14 - Ywa: CONSOLE
- 16:15 - Ywa: REQUESTING PERMISSION TO EXTEND LOGIN
- 16:15 - Ywa: TO AROUND 18:30 GMT
- 16:15 - Ywa: WHICH IS LIKE 2.5 HOURS
- 16:16 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Cannot extend login.
- 16:16 - CONSOLE: username:
- 16:16 - Ywa: Youre breaking my balls here
- 16:17 - Ywa: Hang on
- 16:17 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: admin
- 16:18 - CONSOLE: password:
- 16:19 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: Hyperborea
- 16:19 - Ywa: Oh good I see there are multiple officers now
- 16:19 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Invalid account. Account may have been removed.
- 16:19 - CONSOLE: username:
- 16:19 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: portal
- 16:21 - CONSOLE: password:
- 16:21 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: Hunter
- 16:21 - Ywa: You're making no sense grownup
- 16:21 - Ywa: Since when is the hunter related to the ARG
- 16:21 - CONSOLE: subpassword:
- 16:22 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: Ywa, I'm trying to recreate what Trickboss did yesterday
- 16:22 - Ywa: Oh I see
- 16:22 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: i.e. trying to recreate something THAT WORKED
- 16:22 - Ywa: Good luck son!
- 16:22 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: Hyperborea
- 16:23 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Account locked.
- 16:23 - CONSOLE: username:
- 16:23 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: jhallick
- 16:24 - Ywa: ';alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))//\';alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))//";alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))//\";alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))//--></SCRIPT>">'><SCRIPT>alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))</SCRIPT>
- 16:24 - Ywa: Shit. No reply. I bet bots from the 1973 didnt support javascript exploits yet
- 16:24 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: nice try though, heh
- 16:24 - CONSOLE: password:
- 16:24 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: Hyperborea
- 16:25 - Ywa: Yo Trickboss
- 16:25 - Ywa: Bro
- 16:25 - Ywa: You're officer
- 16:25 - Trickboss: Oh thanks
- 16:25 - Trickboss: We have a list of names
- 16:26 - Trickboss: don't we
- 16:26 - CONSOLE: -LOGGING IN-
- 16:26 - CONSOLE: ---
- 16:26 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: BOOYA!
- 16:26 - CONSOLE: ---
- 16:26 - CONSOLE: ---
- 16:26 - Trickboss: Nice
- 16:26 - CONSOLE: LOGGED INTO ACCOUNT OF J.H.
- 16:26 - CONSOLE: >>>
- 16:26 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: dir
- 16:27 - Ywa: shutdown -r
- 16:27 - Ywa: LOL THEY HATIN
- 16:27 - CONSOLE: /end
- /hyperborea
- /55323-AY2S-99-5-5-5-A
- 16:28 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: /hyperborea
- 16:28 - Ywa: Use cd bro
- 16:28 - Ywa: cd /hyperborea
- 16:28 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: ywa, it worked just fine yesterday
- 16:28 - Ywa: Yah but we must follow RFC-1943
- 16:28 - CONSOLE: ---REQUESTING DATA---
- 16:29 - CONSOLE: . . .
- 16:29 - CONSOLE: . . .
- 16:29 - CONSOLE: . . .
- 16:29 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: File is corrupt or incomplete.
- 16:29 - CONSOLE: >>>
- 16:29 - Ywa: rfix /hyperborea
- 16:29 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: /55323-AY2S-99-5-5-5-A
- 16:29 - Ywa: or that
- 16:29 - CONSOLE: ---REQUESTING DATA---
- 16:29 - CONSOLE: . . .
- 16:29 - CONSOLE: . . .
- 16:29 - CONSOLE: . . .
- 16:30 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: No error specified.
- 16:30 - CONSOLE: >>>
- 16:30 - Trickboss: /help
- 16:30 - Ywa: sudo cd /55323-AY2S-99-5-5-5-A
- 16:30 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Help or Sudo are not valid commands.
- 16:30 - CONSOLE: >>>
- 16:31 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: /users
- 16:31 - Ywa: /yum install sudo
- 16:31 - Ywa: /distro?
- 16:31 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Invalid commands.
- 16:31 - CONSOLE: >>>
- 16:31 - Ywa: ls
- 16:32 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: He's wanting us to type the end, is he
- 16:32 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: wait
- 16:32 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: cd \
- 16:32 - CONSOLE: >>>
- 16:32 - Ywa: cd /~gabe.newell
- Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató entered chat.
- 16:32 - Ywa: cd /porn
- 16:32 - Ywa: vlc knife-porn.avi
- 16:32 - Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató: login
- 16:32 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Invalid CDs.
- 16:32 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: cd ..
- 16:33 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Cannot login until logout.
- 16:33 - Ywa: cd / (root)
- 16:33 - Ywa: /?
- 16:33 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: I already tried that, Ywa
- 16:33 - CONSOLE: ---OPENING 555.txt---
- 16:33 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: interesting
- 16:33 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: crypto guys, get ready
- 16:34 - CONSOLE: ---I put this here for later. If you're reading this, you obviously don't know how to use this console. I barely know either.
- ~J.H.---
- 16:34 - Ywa: Ctrl+C
- 16:34 - CONSOLE: >>>
- 16:34 - Ywa: ok
- 16:34 - Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató: login
- 16:34 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: Cannot login until logout.
- 16:34 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: procyon: we're already logged in, genius!
- 16:34 - Ywa: Dude we cant login. We're already logged in
- 16:34 - CONSOLE: >>>
- 16:34 - Ywa: dir
- 16:34 - Ywa: I forgot about it
- 16:35 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: /end
- 16:35 - Ywa: In b4 shitstorm
- 16:35 - CONSOLE: ---UPLOADING DATA PACKET 2/3---
- 16:35 - CONSOLE: . . .
- 16:35 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: Wow
- 16:35 - CONSOLE: . . .
- 16:35 - CONSOLE: . . .
- 16:35 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: that's what I call reverse psychology
- 16:35 - CONSOLE: . . .
- 16:35 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: am I talking to GLaDOS here?
- 16:35 - Ywa: whereis data packet2/3
- 16:35 - CONSOLE: ---DATA PACKET UPLOADED---
- 16:35 - Ywa: locate
- 16:35 - CONSOLE: >>>
- 16:36 - Ywa: whereis data packet
- 16:36 - Trickboss: /dir
- 16:36 - CONSOLE: /hyperborea
- NEW: /boiler
- 16:36 - Ywa: ls
- 16:36 - Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató: /boiler
- 16:36 - Ywa: cd /boiler
- 16:36 - CONSOLE: ---REQUESTING DATA---
- 16:36 - CONSOLE: . . .
- 16:36 - CONSOLE: . . .
- 16:36 - CONSOLE: . . .
- 16:37 - Ywa: I bet this console runs iOS
- 16:37 - Ywa: So slow
- 16:37 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: apparently
- 16:37 - Trickboss: Inb4 blue screen
- 16:37 - Ywa: or Mac OS X Lion
- 16:37 - CONSOLE: data request will take 15 minutes until completion
- 16:37 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: ...
- 16:37 - CONSOLE: please hold
- 16:37 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: trololololol
- 16:37 - Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató: . . .
- 16:37 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: we should let it work
- 16:37 - Hetsu Procyon <3 PoTató listens to the elevator music
- 16:37 - Trickboss: no more commands
- 16:37 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: we should just rest 15 minutes
- 16:37 - Ywa: newthread
- 16:37 - Trickboss: after 15 mins
- 16:37 - Ywa: /boiler
- 16:38 - Ywa: FIGHT THE POWER
- 16:38 - Trickboss: he's not gonna reply
- 16:38 - Trickboss: do /hyperborea in 15 mins
- 16:38 - Trickboss: with password borealis
- 16:38 - Ywa: Will do boss
- 16:39 - Trickboss: Kay :D
- 16:39 - Trickboss: Commandhat asks for officer
- 16:41 - Ywa: Commandhat, PM me @ IRC
- 16:41 - Ywa: I bet the console is fapping now
- 16:41 - Ywa: At some damn hot ascii sex art
- 16:42 - Ywa: ,-\';__.
- ./ ( _\)_\\
- // )(e (e( )
- ( ` ( > //
- __\__/' __=/`\
- /' ` ~/ ) )
- | _ ,(_,_/
- / /\ o ) o)\
- / , \` - - \___
- __/ /___\ |\____, \____________
- __\ \_ __\ c '_____). \____ ______|
- ___`o=._ / _.-'\____ '\/_________|
- / | /_.-' _.-') ''' '
- -.-/_ |___.-'_/ | |
- (_\_r \ | |
- q_| ` | |
- ||\ ' ' |
- `I \ | |
- \ \ | '
- ) ' / / |
- / / / |
- ' , / / |
- ___________| / /_____________.____
- ___________| / /___________________|_
- ___________/(`(______________________|
- / | \ .
- .. | ,`._\
- '-'
- 16:42 - Ywa: Ok that didnt work out
- 16:42 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: come on ywa
- 16:42 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: at least send some pictures
- 16:42 - Trickboss: 17:52
- 16:42 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: instead of dashes and lines and characters
- 16:43 - CONSOLE: MD2: 37e240efc85a7ae2199c75af179e9f59
- MD4: d28474c5a11d77c0901a7d88c7582080
- MD5: 1e76bfc07a75c33dfb5547e7f1f3e12a
- CRC 8, ccitt, 16, 32 :
- CRYPT (form: $ MD5? $ SALT $ CRYPT):
- $1$IKAXxR8v$XQwZbVmhM8rZFFMHQSkZo1
- (form: SALT[2] CRYPT[11]):
- psvd7.vKXb4KQ
- SHA1: 04f1d8e571cc1cacf880d4cff09ae69dc8530286
- RIPEMD-160:
- f6e39107e8f8959b351f299f6ae6b3606abf5c8d
- 16:43 - CONSOLE: >>>
- 16:43 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: crypto guys!
- 16:43 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: /dir
- 16:43 - CONSOLE: /hyperborea
- 16:43 - Trickboss: /hyperborea
- 16:43 - CONSOLE: ---REQUESTING DATA---
- 16:43 - CONSOLE: . . .
- 16:43 - CONSOLE: . . .
- 16:43 - CONSOLE: . . .
- 16:43 - CONSOLE: . . .
- 16:43 - CONSOLE: ---UPLOADING DATA PACKET 3/3---
- 16:44 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: Awesome!
- 16:44 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: wait a minute
- 16:44 - Ywa: dump / mailto:ywa@limetric.com
- 16:44 - Ywa: that should do the job
- 16:44 - CONSOLE: ---DATA PACKET 52/1 UPLOADED---
- 16:44 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: i knew it
- 16:44 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: that couldn't be the end
- 16:44 - CONSOLE: >>
- 16:44 - Trickboss: /dir
- 16:45 - CONSOLE: messagefromadmin.txt
- messagefromhallick.txt
- messagefromadmin2.txt
- 16:45 - CONSOLE: >>
- 16:45 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: view messagefromadmin.txt
- 16:45 - Ywa: unignore Ywa
- 16:46 - Ywa: vi messagefromadmin.txt
- 16:46 - Ywa: nano messagefromadmin.txt
- 16:46 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: Ywa, he's not running Unix
- 16:46 - Trickboss: He's running GladOS :3
- 16:47 - flatluigi [no mic]: type messagefromadmin.txt
- 16:47 - CONSOLE: ---Administration notice: Any employee seen using public terminal PFD todat will be fired. Any employee seen talking to J.D.H. will be fired. This was rushed because I have a meeting to attend.
- C.J.---
- 16:47 - flatluigi [no mic]: type messagefromhallick.txt
- 16:47 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: messagefromhallick.txt
- 16:47 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: thanks, we know what to do, flatluigi
- 16:47 - Ywa: I thought we patched it to Maemo, ugh
- 16:48 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: yup i am
- 16:49 - Ywa: did CONSOLE just crashed?
- 16:49 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: no, it's just processing the file
- 16:49 - flatluigi: no, they're still in here
- 16:49 - CONSOLE: ---I don't know if this got out in time, but...
- Anyone who is in my account, do not open /hyperborea directory. It's not what you think it is. It uploads something to the mainframe and starts infecting most programs. No idea how it works, but it does.
- ~J.H.---
- 16:49 - flatluigi: ...oh
- 16:49 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: ...umm
- 16:50 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: it wasn't me
- 16:50 - Trickboss: /open messagefromadmin2.txt
- 16:50 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: don't look at me
- 16:50 - Trickboss: OHSNA-
- 16:50 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!
- 16:50 - flatluigi: :c
- 16:50 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: console is seriously trolling :<
- 16:50 - flatluigi: type messagefromadmin2.txt
- 16:50 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: messagefromadmin2.txt
- 16:50 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: craigp100: gabe is now coming to your house to personally kick your ass ;)
- ----> crap.
- 16:51 - Ywa: Quick guys! rar password all your porn before it gets infected
- 16:51 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: i just rebooted glados
- 16:51 - CONSOLE: ---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---
- 16:51 - flatluigi: well
- 16:51 - flatluigi: that explains everything
- 16:52 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: it's base 64
- 16:52 - Ywa: Or it's corrupted
- 16:52 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: /dir
- 16:52 - CONSOLE: ERROR-: External interference detected. Shutting down.
- 16:52 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: NO!
- 16:52 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: YOU STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!
- 16:52 - Ywa: THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE FUN
- 16:53 - Ywa: BECAUSE BOTS LIKE CONSOLE RUIN IT FOR THE REST OF US
- 16:53 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: ABORT
- 16:54 - Ywa: It left
- 16:54 - Frostshocker: CONSOLE has changed their name to -testsubject53-.
- 16:54 - ģЯøШηϋρ*: he's now called -testsubject53-
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