Monkey see monkey do P1

>"Thanks for coming by today Anon, how are you feeling?"
Good. What about you?
>"I feel good."
>You've just arrived at Twilight's library for today's magic session
>She tries basic spells on you, mostly spells that would be used on a p0ny
>Just to see the affects they have on you
>You sit down in the chair
>"Alright today we have...oooh emotion spells."
What does that mean?
>"They make you feel a certain way."
Oh.
>"Alright, just stay still now..."
>Her horn glows and she touches your head with it
>Your body feels as if it is really heavy and you slump down
Man...
>Tears begin coming from your eyes and you don't even know why
>"Oh my!"
>She taps your head once again, removing the spell
What was that?
>You ask as you wipe the tears from your face
>"Well it was supposed to be sadness...but in your case it was depression. Maybe you are less resistant to emotion spells then?"
I dunno.
>"Hold on, let me see."
>She taps your head with her glowing horn again
>You feel as if something has injected happiness straight into your bloodstream
>You bounce up on top of the chair and look at Twilight
>She is confused
>"Anon what-"
AAAAAHHHHHH!
>She is confused
THAT'S THE SECRET WORD!
>She levitates you to herself and taps your head with her horn
>You feel calm once again
This is really weird.
>"That was happy...so yeah...maybe we should stop with the emotion spells."
No, just give me something that isn't too...simple. Like happy or sad.
>"Well alright I guess..."
Wait.
>"What is it?"
Can I choose?
>She looks at you
>Then at the book
>"Fine. But nothing crazy okay?"
Alright.
>You skim through the pages until you realize something
>This is written in p0ny
>And you can't read that
>You see a picture of two p0nies and point to it
That one.
>"Copycat? But, it doesn't have a description."
So? Doesn't that make you more curious?
>You can see the little twinkle in her eye
>"Alright just hold still."
>She charges up her horn and fires a small green orb at you
>It absorbs into your head and then...
>Nothing
>Absolutely no change
Huh...nothing seems to have happened.
>She puts on a pouty face
>"Well...at least we know which spells you aren't affected by."
Yeah. Hey Twilight?
>"What?"
Can you teach me how to read?
>"Wait what? You don't know how?"
It's a foreign language to me and I would appreciate it if the most intelligent p0ny in town would teach it to me.
>She is in silent shock
So...I guess from your lack of response that means a no then?
>"Oh, no no! Of course I can teach you!"
Excellent! Let's get started!
>...
>A few hours pass of you learning what these symbols mean
>You've gone through the entire alphabet in thirty minutes and are now onto words
So...this is...P0nyville?
>"Outstanding Anon! You're a fast learner!"
Thank you very much Twilight.
>Just then a ding noise is heard
>Twilight looks surprised at first and then she jumps up
>"I forgot to write to Celestia! Out out out out!"
>She shoos you out of the house and shuts the door behind you
Well then.
>You turn around and...crash right into Applejack
>Apples spill out from her wheelbarrow and you quickly begin picking them up
I'm so sorry Applejack, I didn't see you there.
>"It's alright Anon, Ah wasn't payin much attention either."
>When you put them back on the cart though, you realize the wheel is broken
>"Aw shoot. Gonna have to drag it back now."
Now hold on a sec. Let me try something.
>You put the rest of the apples on there and then bend down
>"Ya ain't seriously thinkin of carryin that, are ya Sugarcube?"
>You lift a little of it and then drop it because of how heavy it is
>"Well ya tried, looks like we gotta drag it now-"
No, hold on...
>Suddenly you feel very strong and somewhat...less intelligent
>You lift the entire thing above your head and Applejack's mouth opens
What? Ya gonna go or am Ah gonna have to lead?
>She nods and then starts walking
>"Ya sure are strong Anon! Wow!"
>P0nies watch in awe as you carry around your own weight above your shoulder
It's nothin Applejack, just tryin tah help out.
>"Are..."
>She turns to you looking angry
>"Are ya mockin me?"
What?
>"Donchu think Ah'm stupid Anon, Ah can hear what yer doin there."
Ah don't understand, what do ya mean?
>"Ya don't hear yerself?"
Well Ah do but Ah don't see anythin wrong with it.
>She narrows her eyes at you
Honest!
>Her glare loosens and she continues walking ahead
>"Alrighty then...probably just losing mah marbles..."
>You arrive at Sweet Apple Acres and set the wagon down as Big Mac's eyes widen from the distance
>"Thank ya kindly Anon fer that."
Anythin to help out a friend, Jack.
>She playfully punches you
>"Ah thought Ah told ya not tah call me that!"
Just playing. Alright Ah best be going home now, so see ya later!
>She waves to you as you walk away
>As you walk, your arms start to hurt
I guess lifting all that was actually hard on my body...
>A noise from the bush to your left attracts your attention
Hello? Who's there?
>A light pink mane followed by yellow hooves appear from the side
Fluttershy?
>"Oh, um, hi Anon. I wasn't f-following you or anything..."
>She approaches with a warm smile on her face trying to act innocent
>God damn it that's cute
>"So uh...would being stalked by any chance be your fetish?"
No Fluttershy.
>She pouts a little
>You find yourself smiling a tiny bit
>She looks over confused at first
>Then you blush a little and turn away so she can't see
>"Anon?"
Wh-What?
>"Are y-you okay?"
*Mumble*
>"What was that?"
I s-said...you *mumble*
>"I c-can't hear you Anon."
I...you look n-nice today.
>Her mouth opens and she gasps
>"You DO care about me!"
>She latches onto your leg
>Instinctively, you pull her off your leg and wrap her in an actual hug
>She nuzzles her head into your neck and takes a deep whiff of your scent
>You smile and blush as you do the same to her
>She looks up at you with her warm teal eyes and slowly closes them as she moves her head closer to yours
>You begin to do the same until a twig cracks, scaring both of you
>She dives behind a cloud in the sky while you jump inside of a bush
>"Uh...hello?
>You poke your head out of the bush to see Rainbow Dash
>"Was I interrupting?"
>A sudden burst of confidence overwhelms you and you stand up out of the bush
Of course not.
>Fluttershy returns to your side blushing wildly
>"Alright then...what were you doing?"
Absolutely nothing!
>She cocks her head in confusion
>"Anon...are you alright?"
Why, what wouldn't be alright about two creatures wanting to find love in this cold, dark, and empty world?
>She blinks a few times
>"Alright, I'll just be heading into town now..."
Really? That's where I'm headed too! What about you Fluttershy?
>"I...I was just going ho-"
Great, come on!
>You put her on your shoulders and walk with Rainbow
Wait...I just had a better idea.
>Rainbow stops and looks at you
>"What?"
Want to race?
>She looks at you
>Then a grin stretches across her face
>She bursts into laughter, rolling around on the ground
What?
>She gets up
>"Wait a minute...you're serious?"
Yeah!
>You take Fluttershy back off and put her on the grass
>She just watches you with a confused look
>Rainbow continues
>"I don't know Anon, I don't want to beat you that bad."
What is it then, you chicken?
>"What did you just call me?"
BUCK BUCK! BUCK BUCAAAW!
>"Alright that's it! To the town square!"
You're on! Flutters, count down from five!
>Both of you stretch out in preparation
>Fluttershy starts
>"Five."
>"F-Four."
>"Three."
>"Two."
>"One."
>You both take off like bullets
>For some reason your body feels extremely light as you run alongside the flying Rainbow Dash
>She looks at you shocked to see that you can actually keep up with her
>"Alright, enough playing around!"
>She zooms ahead
>But suddenly, you get this feeling
>Something does not want you to lose this race
>Your legs begin moving at speeds you have never experienced
>She stares in surprise as you run past her and touch the town square building
I win!
>P0nies stare with their mouths open at the human that just won a race against the fastest pegasus in town
>"I...I lost?"
>Says Rainbow, visibly hurt that she lost the race
Hey there...
>You bend down to her
That's no reason to beat yourself up. Just keep training and one day you'll be faster than me!
>Putting a thumb to your chest pointed at yourself for extra effect
>She gets a determined look in her eye and flies off
>In the distance you see Fluttershy returning to you
>Like a loyal dog
>Or a horse
>Wait
>She IS a horse
>"Anon! That was so incredible!"
>She hugs you once again and you soften up to it, hugging back
H-Hey Fluttershy...there's something I wanted to ask you.
>"Wh-What is it?"
Will you go out to d-dinner with me?
>It's as if a thousand fireworks went off at once and this was a kids first time seeing them
>She smiles widely and tears come from her eyes as she nuzzles her head to your chest
>"Yes! Yes yes yes yes! A thousand times yes! I'll go get ready!"
>With that she flies away quickly
Wow...this is an eventful day.
>As you are walking home, your legs feel as if you had done squats for a week nonstop
>Man, what is with today
>You approach your home, Carousel Boutique, and knock on the door
>It is wrapped in a light blue glow and opens to show Rarity, your landlord/roommate
>She's the first who trusted you here and has accepted you into her home
>"Anonymous! You look filthy!"
>You look down at the one patch of dirt on your knee
>It starts to annoy you, so you pat it
>It doesn't go away
>"Now now, that's not the way to clean it off! Come on, I'll show you."
>She closes the door as you walk inside and then she holds out a hoof
>"Give me your pants."
Um...
>A slight blush appears on her face
>"You've got a dirty mind also Anonymous, maybe you should see to it to clean that as well. Now, pants."
>You take them off and hand them to her
>She takes them and drops them into a basket where other dirty clothes lay
Hey Rarity...would you please do me the honor of making me a suit for my date tonight?
>She looks over at you a little confused at your manners but shakes it off
>"Oh, who's the lucky mare?"
Fluttershy.
>Wait a minute
>Why are you asking Fluttershy out on a date anyways?
>Isn't she your rapist/stalker/creeper/daily annoyance?
>Rarity gasps, breaking your thoughts
>"Oh my! I knew you would open up to her eventually Anonymous!"
I have not entirely opened up to her yet.
>"But, you've asked her out haven't you?"
Yes, but I-
>"Then you have! Alright, what would you like the suit to be like?"
A white tuxedo with a purple tie and stitched onto the right breast the cutie mark of the wonderfully generous unicorn who crafted this for me.
>She is taken back by these compliments and blushes heavily, trying to keep her cool with deep breaths
>Either that or she's trying to take in your scent
>"Alright Anonymous, you gentlecolt, I'll get right on it."
>She heads upstairs to work on it and you sit on the couch to reflect on the day so far
>How are you going to get out of this?
>You know Rarity won't let you stay home now that you've gone and said that...
>Why did you anyways?
>All this confusion is making your head hurt, so you decide to take a nap there on the couch
>After removing your shoes of course
>Don't want to be rude
>...
>You are awoken by knocking on the door
>Get up and go open it to see Fluttershy and Twilight
>Twilight is wearing what appears to be a butler's suit and Fluttershy is looking astonishing wearing her Gala dress
>The way her mane flows freely is alluring and makes your heart beat a little faster
>She notices you staring and blushes
So then...ladies, how are you both this fine summer night?
>Twilight is about to speak when Fluttershy cuts her off
>"Oh I'm doing amazing knowing I'll be with you!"
>She smiles and you return the smile
>Twilight speaks
>"I'm your escort. So woohoo for that."
Twilight, escorts serve a vital role in anything. You should know this. If we didn't have an escort, how would the lovely mare right here and myself find our way in the night sky?
>She is speechless at your use of vocabulary
>"Um...well-"
>"Anonymous! Your suit is ready!"
Please, come inside and sit down.
>You let them in, close the door, then head upstairs
>Opening Rarity's door, you see your suit exactly the way you described it laying out on the bed
You're simply the best Rarity. And don't take my words as mere thanks, I mean it.
>She giggles like a little girl and blushes
>"Well you should put it on, I'm sure you don't want to keep your date waiting!"
She's downstairs if you want to say hello.
>"Oh really? Right, see you later."
>She goes downstairs to socialize as you put on the brilliantly designed suit
>Then when you get it on, you walk over to the vase of roses and take one
>And then walk down the stairs
>Rarity, Twilight, and Fluttershy all look to you as you come downstairs
>Rarity and Fluttershy are blushing while Twilight pays no mind to it, just the rose
>Kneeling down to Fluttershy, you hand her the rose
For you, mademoiselle.
>Rarity gets up and heads to the kitchen
>"Well you must be going now, right?"
>Twilight answers
>"Yes, it's getting pretty late and we don't want to be out too long."
Wait, we?
>"Um, Twilight and our friends said they would help with the date."
>Your heart melts to her soft voice
Oh alr-right.
>Damn it this is not the time to be stuttering
>You head out with Fluttershy's hoof in your hand and a smile on both of your faces
>Twilight leads you to the top of a hill a while away and there is a blanket set out there
>At first you were about to say something of the simplicity of this "dinner" and how it does not suit this level of date, but then you saw Fluttershy's face
>Excited but at the same time genuinely happy
>"Well here we are, your waitress will be here soon."
>Twilight says as she puts down two menus for you
>She leaves you both alone with only the sound of nature to accompany you
>"Anon..."
Y-Yeah?
>"It's r-really nice of you to d-do this...for me."
W-Well uh...
>You feel yourself stumbling over words so you take a few deep breaths
I think that it's the least I can do for how nice you have been to me.
>She smiles and blushes at this
>You both pick up your menus
>The only words you know here are "The" and "Spaghetti"
>So that's what you decide on
>Shy is silently smiling up at you
>Just then, Pinkie Pie bounces from nowhere
>"Alright, you two ready to order?"
>Fluttershy looks at you with a nod
Alright, I'll have uh...this.
>You point to it
>"Alright, one couple's spaghetti coming right up!"
>She zooms away quickly
>Fluttershy blushes again and giggles
I'm s-sorry I didn't know that-
>"It's okay Anon, that's what I was g-going to choose."
>Music begins playing and you look over to see Rainbow Dash with a guitar, somehow playing it with hooves
>She plays softly and Fluttershy scoots closer to you, snuggling a bit into your side
>You both watch the moon in happiness and silence
>A feeling of boastfulness comes over you
You know Fluttershy, you're lucky to have a man like me.
>"Wh-Why is that?"
>You flex your muscles a little
I'm strong...
>Give her a little smile
Handsome...
>She giggles
>You lean in to her and whisper
And I've got a big doxk.
>Her breathing rate and body temperature rise as she blushes and tries not to look at your crotch
>She still does though
>After a few minutes, a big plate of pasta is brought over to you by Pinkie
>"Bon appétit!"
>She leaves and Fluttershy moves a bit away so she can also eat some
>The same feeling of boastfulness very slightly touches you and you begin digging into the pasta
>Fluttershy giggles a little and begins eating also
>You slow down to actually eat it and start slurping up a noodle
>Fluttershy is also doing the same
>Then you notice it is the same noodle
>Oh god
>Oh god
>This is it
>Your lips touch and a shock is felt through your body
>Again you feel the same feeling surge through you
>This is it, it's now or never
>While keeping the kiss, you grab her and roll over, away from the food
>Now pinning her on the grass, you continue making out
>Her eyes shoot open and she breaks the kiss
>"Anon...nnnggg...not so rough please..."
>The feeling of strength and overpowering is replaced with that of pure lust as you stare into her teal eyes
>They just beg to be destroyed
>You begin pulling down your pants and cover her mouth when she tries to scream out
>"No Anon! Not like this!"
>She screams through your hand
>You are about to get inside her when you are tackled to the side
>Pinkie stands there pinning you down now as the rest of the mane 6 help Fluttershy up
>You no longer feel anything you felt before, just happiness
>Pinkie's glare becomes a light smile as your own increases
>"Stop smiling Anon! I'm trying to be serious here!"
>You start laughing as you pull your hands free and begin tickling her sides
>"Hahahahahahaha! *Snort* HAHAHAHAHAHA! Stop Anon! Hahaha!"
>Her laughs make you laugh and you both laugh while the rest stare in confusion
>Twilight steps forth
>"ENOUGH!"
>The setting has changed
>It is Twilight's basement
>And you cannot move because you are tied to a chair
>But you hear voices upstairs
>Twilight is speaking
>"Okay, I brought you here because I'm sure you've seen how different Anon is acting."
>All agree in some way
>"I'm not sure what's going on, but his mood seems to be fluctuating like crazy."
>Yeah, it really has
>"And because of this, I don't want any of you to go near him for a while. Let me study him to understand what is happening."
>Fluttershy's tiny voice interrupts
>"B-But he was...and w-we were..."
>"It's alright Fluttershy...you can say goodbye to him if you'd like to."
>The basement door opens and you watch as Fluttershy walks down the stairs towards you
Hey! Can you untie me?
>"N-No I can't Anon...I'm sorry."
>You sigh
>Then start to feel warm as she approaches you
>"Anon...you're going to b-be here with Twilight for a while okay?"
Alr-right...
>She comes right next to you and you feel your heart racing
>She leans in and you do also
>You share a passionate kiss with her
>She then backs off and goes up the stairs
>"I hope you feel better soon honeybun."
>The door closes again
>You sigh
What the hell is going on?