First they came for the Independent,
 But I did not speak out because I get my news on Facebook.
Then they came for the BBC,
 And I did not speak out because I'm on Netflix & YouTube obvs.
Then they came for the Guardian,
 And I tweeted about it a bit, then went back to Facebook. Meh.
Then they came for me,
 And HOLY FUCK WHY IS NO-ONE REPORTING THIS CRAZY SHIT!