Prospit Falls

[02:47] <Roland> ==START!==
[02:48] <Roland> Prexor wakes up in the tower to the sound of blaring music, the sounds of boots tromping, the sound of cheering, and the sound of battleships flying through the air.
[02:48] <Roland> Ethnos walks onscreen from his land
[02:48] <Roland> It's short lived however. Mona greets you both: "Mister Orwell needs you both."
[02:49] <Ethnos> She looks troubled. "this Cannot be Good."
[02:49] <Roland> In a flash, the two of you are teleported to the rest of the group.
[02:49] <Roland> "Everyone here?" Roland asks. "Good."
[02:49] <Ethnos> "what has Happened now?"
[02:49] <Prexor> Instinctively, I grab my maul and wield it menacingly.
[02:49] <Prexor> "Explain."
[02:49] <Roland> "The Dersites have launched their invasion, albeit slightly early."
[02:50] <Leeroy> "theyre go1n 4 prosp1+."
[02:50] <Roland> "Their plan, it would appear, is to strike Prospit, destroy it, then proceed to the battlefield for a clean sweep of the now leaderless army."
[02:50] <Roland> "Also... Look at the bow of the flagship."
[02:50] <Prexor> (Actually, can I know where we are?)
[02:50] <Roland> You're overlooking a public square
[02:50] <Prexor> (when you say "with the rest of the group", i dont know what that means)
[02:51] <Roland> Soldiers march through the streets into transportalizers
[02:51] <Roland> Presumably, this loads them into battleships.
[02:51] <Ethnos> Ethnos turns her head, giving the flagship a once over.
[02:52] <Roland> ((Sorry; I'm trying to get as much done as possible as fast as possible))
[02:52] <Prexor> (entirely fair, but i just wanna know what's happening)
[02:52] <Roland> Ethnos sees Harken Sirius standing in the bow, giving the group a cheeky wave.
[02:52] <Prexor> Do I see him too?
[02:52] <Roland> Yes
[02:52] <Ethnos> Her hackles raise. "that..! what is he Doing here??"
[02:52] <Roland> All of you see him, should you turn to look.
[02:52] <Prexor> Well, in that case, I begin marching towards him, maul raised.
[02:53] <Leeroy> "whoa shrkba1+."
[02:53] <Roland> Roland blocks your way: "You'll get blown to bits, Prexor."
[02:53] <Prexor> "THE MURDEROUS ONE must die."
[02:53] <Roland> "An opportunity will come."
[02:53] <Cerxes> "auuugh, •°♡°• him again! •°♡°•"
[02:53] <Leeroy> "we gotta plan. ull get 2 bury ur maul 1n h1m 1f u play along."
[02:53] <Prexor> "I will destroy HIM."
[02:53] <Leeroy> "..wtf 1s he do1n here tho?"
[02:54] <Cerxes> My guess is that Harken's waaaaaaay further away than 130 ft?
[02:54] <Ethnos> "Mocking us."
[02:54] <Roland> "My guess? Allied with the inquisitors." Cade supplies.
[02:54] <Roland> Oh yeah
[02:54] <Roland> We're talking a mile at least.
[02:54] <Prexor> Oh, so he's not on the boat with us?
[02:54] <Cerxes> Ah well. She already took him out once.
[02:54] <Levi_Devaux> "JOining the invasion would be an excellent way to acquire RAtosk's dreamself, certainly."
[02:54] <Prexor> Are we actually on a boat?
[02:54] <Prexor> I still don't entirely understand
[02:54] <Roland> ((Prexor you are on a rooftop))
[02:55] <Prexor> (alrighty then)
[02:55] <Leeroy> "thats the 1dea. 1f that 1d1ot can get on the sh1p, so can we."
[02:55] <Roland> "I bet we could get there ahead of 'im."
[02:55] <Prexor> "The portals."
[02:55] <Leeroy> "...wut portals.?"
[02:55] <Roland> "We probably fly faster than they do, regardless."
[02:55] <Prexor> "THEY lead to the ships."
[02:56] <Prexor> "Flying is stupid."
[02:56] <Leeroy> "were past that 1 shrkba1+."
[02:56] <Roland> "I reiterate," Roland says: "Blown to bits, Prexor."
[02:56] <Ethnos> "it is Efficient."
[02:56] <Roland> "Lookit all those men. The first wave is leaving. We need to go if we're gonna beat 'em to Ratosk."
[02:56] <Leeroy> "not 1f we tell them were jo1n1n up."
[02:56] <Prexor> "Why are WE trying to get to THE ANNOYING ONE?"
[02:57] <Cerxes> Cerxes gives Prexor a murderous look. "if your •°♡°• stubbornness •°♡°• means ratosk dies, •°♡°• you •°♡°• are gonna die."
[02:57] <Leeroy> "and ros. shes there too."
[02:57] <Prexor> "No."
[02:57] <Cerxes> "•°♡°• oh yes. •°♡°•"
[02:57] <Roland> "Cerxes, why did you give him a direct order?" Cade sighs.
[02:58] <Ethnos> Ethnos sidles beside Roland and wearily remarks. "..are you Certain you Need him? i could Wake him back up. it might be Easier."
[02:58] <Cerxes> "i didn't! i just let him know what was going to happen to him. he doesn't have to •°♡°• do •°♡°• anything."
[02:58] <Cerxes> She crosses her arms. That's that.
[02:58] <Roland> "Fair enough." Cade replies.
[02:58] <Prexor> "I will."
[02:58] <Roland> Roland considers.
[02:58] <Prexor> "I will destroy THE MURDEROUS ONE."
[02:58] <Ethnos> "also. you Owe me."
[02:58] <Roland> "No. He'd be an adequate meatshield with that low intelligence and stubbornness of his."
[02:58] <Roland> "Unless he wants to prove me wrong, but frankly I don't see that happenin'."
[02:59] <Leeroy> "omg thats the smartest fuck1n th1ng u eva sa1d grubsl1ngr."
[02:59] <Levi_Devaux> "IF I May suggest then, PRexor, perhaps there might be some use in seizing that which he is desirous of."
[03:01] <Leeroy> "he wants lvrbo1. wh1ch could mebbe br1ng h1m back 2 l1fe."
[03:02] <Prexor> "I wish to seize THE MURDEROUS ONE's neck."
[03:03] <Ethnos> "i Understand that Desire. Harken has Carried out Despicable Acts he ought to be Ashamed of."
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[03:03] <Roland> "What if we head 'im off at the pass? We could fly there and meet 'im on prospit. Grab Ratosk as we do so..."
[03:03] <Levi_Devaux> "WAit, ROland, could we not just enlist MOna's assistance to reach PRospit before them?"
[03:03] <Roland> "...that might work..."
[03:03] <Roland> "MOOOOOONAAAAAAAA!"
[03:03] <Ethnos> "yes, Why were we Not doing this?"
[03:03] <Roland> "rawr!"
[03:03] <Leeroy> Leeroy facepalms and groans.
[03:03] <Roland> "Darlin', can you please take us to prospit?"
[03:03] <Prexor> "Explain this stupidity."
[03:04] <Leeroy> "dumbest. cutscene. eva."
[03:04] <Roland> "rawr!" Mona says. It's cute, if a little one note.
[03:04] <Cerxes> Sweetly "•°♡°• no. •°♡°•"
[03:04] <Prexor> "Yes."
[03:04] <Roland> With a snap of her fingers, you find yourself on a rooftop on Prospit
[03:04] <Ethnos> "we are Utilizing your Aspect to get Ahead of Harken before he reaches this place."
[03:04] <Ethnos> "welcome to Prospit."
[03:05] <Cerxes> Where's the towers?
[03:05] <Prexor> "An explanation. Finally."
[03:05] <Roland> Cade puts his finger to his ear...
[03:05] <Roland> "We're not outta the woods yet. The advance wave is almost here."
[03:05] <Leeroy> "ugh fuck 1+s ugly here."
[03:05] <Leeroy> "f1ne."
[03:05] <Leeroy> "2 towers, 2 targets."
[03:05] <Prexor> "Why is it so bright?"
[03:05] <Leeroy> "not enough +1me."
[03:06] <Ethnos> "we are Closer to Skaia."
[03:06] <Ethnos> "also everything has been Painted Gold."
[03:06] <Cerxes> Is there a tower in sight? Cause Cerx's gonna bolt for that.
[03:06] <Roland> "Kinda gross, ain't it?" Roland grins.
[03:06] <Ethnos> "to you, Perhaps." She remarks smugly.
[03:06] <Roland> Not yet, Cerxes.
[03:07] <Levi_Devaux> "I Never overly minded the coloring... THough it is a little overwhelming."
[03:07] <Roland> "I can get a few boys to help us buy you some time." Roland remarks.
[03:07] <Prexor> "It is too bright."
[03:07] <Roland> "Leeroy, gimme ur best 'thoughts'."
[03:07] <Roland> ((What the fuck is wrong with me))
[03:08] <Levi_Devaux> ((Pickin a bit of the dialect up there?))
[03:08] <Leeroy> "a1nt 1+ obv1ous? 2 towers. plenty of us. we spl1+ up and grab both bod1es."
[03:08] <Roland> ((Sh-shut up vamp kun))
[03:08] <Leeroy> ((MUHAHAHAHA IT'S CATCHING.))
[03:08] <Ethnos> Ethnos looks concerned for Roland's grammatical structure.
[03:08] <Roland> Roland plays it off
[03:08] <Cerxes> Cerx is just gonna be over here, practically vibrating with impatience. "okay •°♡°• great! •°♡°• let's go do that!!!"
[03:09] <Leeroy> "down ch1c, well get h1m."
[03:09] <Leeroy> ...Shit. She's going for Ratosk.
[03:09] <Roland> "I'll send a couple of my boys for Rossum."
[03:09] <Leeroy> Somebody's gotta tell her.
[03:09] <Roland> "The rest will ride out to meet the fleet."
[03:09] <Prexor> "I do not understand why I am here."
[03:10] <Roland> Several dozen ghosts begin to step out of corners, out of doors, and out of windows.
[03:10] <Ethnos> "you don't Understand much, Period."
[03:10] <Roland> Then a few dozen more...
[03:10] <Roland> Then a few dozen more...
[03:10] <Ethnos> "..should i go with them?"
[03:10] <Levi_Devaux> I look at Roland questioningly, awaiting his answer.
[03:10] <Ethnos> "i can Provide better Aid to our Own than i can the Living."
[03:10] <Prexor> Are the ghosts the Risen that Harken had?
[03:11] <Cerxes> No.
[03:11] <Roland> "Yeah. Yeah, go with 'em." Roland sys, after a moment.
[03:11] <Cerxes> They look like normal players.
[03:11] <Roland> Yeah, and there are players I haven't even made up yet amongst their number.
[03:11] <Prexor> So, not undeads that I specifically have 40 potions for?
[03:11] <Roland> Three hundred, all unique.
[03:11] <Levi_Devaux> "MYself as well, ROland?"
[03:11] <Roland> ((That comes soon if you move quickly Prexor))
[03:11] <Prexor> (oo snap)
[03:11] <Ethnos> "Right. we will Buy the Time you Need. ..Protect as many as you are Able."
[03:12] <Roland> "You don't wanna get in the fracas up there?" Roland points at the fleet.
[03:12] <Levi_Devaux> ((Who're you speaking to now?))
[03:13] <Roland> ((Levi))
[03:13] <Ethnos> She pulls out a rifle and begins loading it with a variety of darts.
[03:14] <Levi_Devaux> "I Will go where I Am needed."
[03:14] <Prexor> "I will go find THE MURDEROUS ONE."
[03:14] <Roland> "Very well then." Roland waves a hand at a couple of ghosts who go to retrieve Rossum's corps-er, body.
[03:14] <Leeroy> Totes just a body.
[03:14] <Roland> The rest... "HILE, PLAYERS! UPWARD!"
[03:15] <Roland> 300 hundred players shoot up in unison, changing into their GT outfits seamlessly.
[03:15] <Levi_Devaux> "I Am not certain if that answered as to whether I Was to go with them or remain..."
[03:15] <Roland> "YES, LEVI."
[03:15] <Ethnos> Ethnos motions for Levi to follow her. "come Along, Levi."
[03:15] <Roland> "NOW COME ON AND DO AN ANIME THING! CUT A BOAT IN HALF."
[03:16] <Levi_Devaux> "I JUST THOUGHT I OUGHT TO CHECK>" I say defensively.
[03:16] <Prexor> "No."
[03:16] <Roland> The flak guns begin sounding a requiem, and the shelling of prospit begins.
[03:16] <Ethnos> She smirks, then scoffs as she dons a set of teal.. robes? Bearing a symbol Leeroy might recognize. "this isn't an Anime Roland."
[03:16] <Ethnos> "this is War."
[03:16] <Prexor> (THIS. IS. SPARTA!)
[03:17] <Levi_Devaux> "I Will still shear a boat in half." I say, blushing as I change into... my outfit.
[03:17] <Cerxes> ....
[03:17] <Leeroy> "...."
[03:17] <Levi_Devaux> "IT"S NOT A CHOICE>"
[03:17] <Leeroy> "...sh11111+."
[03:17] <Leeroy> Tempted to tap that ass.
[03:17] <Roland> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[03:17] <Cerxes> Cerx holds out a hand to high-five Leeroy.
[03:17] <Prexor> "What is that?"
[03:17] <Prexor> "Why?"
[03:17] <Leeroy> High five granted.
[03:17] <Prexor> "Explain."
[03:17] <Prexor> "Why do YOU wear that?"
[03:18] == Roland has changed nick to Just_Watching
[03:18] <Prexor> "YOU look stupid."
[03:18] <Levi_Devaux> "WHENEVER I TRY TO CHANGE IT IT ONLY GROWS SKIMPIER>""
[03:18] <Prexor> "YOU are THE STUPID LOOKING ONE."
[03:18] <Levi_Devaux> "I"M WELL AWARE>"
[03:18] <Just_Watching> Welp
[03:18] <Ethnos> Ethnos ignores him as she darts up into the fray, flashing between her ghostly allies like a troll possessed.
[03:19] <Cerxes> "he looks •°♡°• just fine •°♡°• prexor, now •°♡°• CAN WE GO SAVE RATOSK??? •°♡°•"
[03:19] <Prexor> "No."
[03:19] <Prexor> (im sorry)
[03:19] <Just_Watching> Yes. Because a heart symbol flashes above his tower.
[03:19] <Prexor> (but, i dont think i was actually given a role)
[03:19] <Levi_Devaux> "AU REVOIR< EVERYONE>" I go shooting up after her, greatsword drawn and radiating a blood red aura, heading straight for a soon to be parted battleship.
[03:19] <Just_Watching> ((You'll have one, cutie.))
[03:19] <Cerxes> "•°♡°• g-- DON'T go pail yourself. •°♡°• leeroy?"
[03:20] <Prexor> (alright, just checking)
[03:20] <Leeroy> "were get+1n ratosk. 1f harken gets h1m he w1ns."
[03:20] <Leeroy> Still, she looks worried.
[03:20] <Just_Watching> Ratosk, erstwhile, wakes up to Bellona on top of him. Now hold that pose, nutjob.
[03:20] == Levi_Devaux has changed nick to Just_Watching_2
[03:20] == Just_Watching_2 has changed nick to Ratosk
[03:20] <Leeroy> ....Worried for increasingly good reason.
[03:21] <Leeroy> "stay 1f u want, shrba1+. were gonna go b heroes."
[03:21] <Just_Watching> The tower is open. Fly, you fools!
[03:21] <Leeroy> She lifts into the air and starts for the tower.
[03:21] <Cerxes> "•°♡°• finally! •°♡°•"
[03:21] <Prexor> "No."
[03:21] <Leeroy> "...look. sprkles."
[03:22] <Prexor> I follow them, I guess.
[03:22] <Cerxes> "yes?"
[03:22] <Ratosk> ((Hey, is my name Ratosk?))
[03:22] <Leeroy> (Yes)
[03:22] <Ratosk> ((Alright, weird it wasn't giving me the message))
[03:23] <Just_Watching> You begin to hear bayside playing from the tower.
[03:23] <Leeroy> "when we f1nd h1m, just dont.."
[03:23] <Leeroy> ..The fuck is with the odd musical interludes today?
[03:23] <Just_Watching> Hey, you know whose favorite band that is!
[03:23] <Cerxes> "relax, we're on a •°♡°• mission! •°♡°• no cutesy stuff, i know!"
[03:23] <Leeroy> Recognition.
[03:23] <Leeroy> Panic.
[03:24] <Leeroy> "fuck."
[03:24] <Cerxes> Window time!!
[03:24] <Leeroy> She goes from keeping pace to trying to get ahead of Cerxes.
[03:24] <Leeroy> Way ahead.
[03:24] <Leeroy> Blocking whatever horrible view is in store ahead.
[03:24] <Cerxes> Er. Do we need to roll opposing dex cause Cerx is pretty determined to get there.
[03:24] <Just_Watching> Haha, nah. Not this time. The clouds are gonna burst here, whether you morons like it or not.
[03:25] <Leeroy> The effort counts.
[03:25] <Just_Watching> Cerxes gets there first.
[03:25] <Leeroy> "sh1+sh1+SH1+"
[03:25] <Prexor> Can I start using my newly discovered strongjumping abilities to get there too?
[03:25] <Just_Watching> Yes
[03:25] <Prexor> Noice.
[03:25] <Prexor> Do I need to roll a thing?
[03:25] <Just_Watching> Not right now. We're in plot mode.
[03:25] <Prexor> Fair enough.
[03:26] <Ratosk> Will, are you going to describe the scene they find?
[03:26] <Cerxes>  She goes straight through the window, super happy and excited "•°♡°• ratosk!! •°♡°• guess what, we're here to save...."
[03:26] <Just_Watching> Cerxes sees Bellona making out with and grinding on top of Ratosk
[03:26] <Prexor> (ooooo, someone's gon' diiiiie.)
[03:26] <Cerxes> ... slowly lowers herself to the ground of the room.
[03:26] <Leeroy> Leeroy arrives moments after her, pissed and concerned as fuck all at once somehow.
[03:26] <Prexor> Can it be assumed I jump in there shortly after?
[03:26] <Just_Watching> So, who wants to roll sanity to freak out from stress first? Cerxes aurocritfails, but hey! Bad things are happening right now.
[03:27] <Just_Watching> Yes you can jump in Matt
[03:27] <Prexor> !Roll 1d20-1
[03:27] <GameServ> Prexor rolled 1d20: 9  <Total: 9(-1) = 8>
[03:27] <Leeroy> "u fuck1n-th1d was the WORST 1DEA EVA GUNB1+CH!"
[03:27] <Just_Watching> Matt, you cave from pressure, crying a little and losing one HP
[03:27] <Prexor> I wipe a single tear from my eye.
[03:27] <Leeroy> Am I rolling?
[03:27] <Cerxes> "um, •°♡°• excuse me. •°♡°• "
[03:27] <Just_Watching> if you want
[03:28] <Ratosk> I look over, distracted from Bellona, "oH, cerxeS! it'S lovelY tO seE yoU. havE yoU comE tO joiN uS?"
[03:28] <Just_Watching> Bellona looks like a deer caught in the headlights
[03:28] <Leeroy> "1 stg 1 w1ll punch u and never stop." She kneels to check on Cerxes.
[03:28] <Just_Watching> ((Oh vamp, you beautiful bastard))
[03:28] <Leeroy> "ch1c. prosp1+ 2 sprkles."
[03:28] <Just_Watching> *Bearer ours,*
[03:28] <Leeroy> "..."
[03:29] <Prexor> "Yes?"
[03:29] <Just_Watching> **Trouble is brewing rather quickly.**
[03:29] <Leeroy> "..cerx?"
[03:29] <Cerxes> Cerxes hasn't actually stopped smiling since she came in. It's just kind of.... frozen.
[03:29] <Prexor> "I am aware."
[03:29] <Leeroy> "u, uh."
[03:29] <Just_Watching> *This is an unsafe place.*
[03:29] <Prexor> "Yes."
[03:29] <Leeroy> "ur freak1n me out a l1+tle b1+ w1+ how calm ur be1n."
[03:30] <Leeroy> "...1.."
[03:30] <Leeroy> She looks up, and snaps at Bellona. "gtf off h1m ffs!"
[03:30] <Just_Watching> Cerxes sees her dreams ç͏͓͍̩̝͖̮̗̜͡r̨͘҉̜̹̦̘̪̞͍̗͔͙͓͔a̡͎͎̯̳̗̫͈̫̱͔͓͢c͘҉̴͜҉̳̝̟̥͉̣̬̥ͅķ͍̪̟͙̪̰̟̺̟̗̳̫͖̱̝́͢͢ and
[03:30] <Just_Watching> S̨̛̜̩͙̹̻̟̺̝͙̬̘̫̬̕ͅh̢̬͚͖̥͍̲̞͇̝̺͉̻̜͇̖͠a҉̴̷̣̘̗͔̝͚͈͇͎̺̫̤͉̪̦͔͇̖͝ͅt̶̸̟̮͙̝̖̠̯̫̻͉͖̮̙̕t̨͏̥̰̖̖̮̫͈̗̻́͝ͅę̶̺̹̩̻̗̝̯r̨̢̡̲̞͔̙̖ in front of her
[03:30] <Cerxes> "ratosk....  ẃ̶̶̧̀h̵̨̨o̷̵̷͜͢ ̛͢i͟͜͢͡͞s̢̛͝ ̢͝t̛͠h̸̷̶̕͞i̕͟͜͝s̀̀͘͡?"
[03:30] <Prexor> (Oh, and now there's zalgo)
[03:31] <Prexor> (this is what i get for not keeping up with the threads)
[03:31] <Just_Watching> (Welcome to your nightmare)
[03:31] <Ratosk> "aH, oF coursE, yoU wisH tO knoW firsT. cerxeS, thiS iS bellonA."
[03:31] <Leeroy> (this is why armor and alchemy.)
[03:31] <Prexor> (i understand now)
[03:31] <Ratosk> "thE sexiesT goddesS oF warfarE."
[03:31] <Prexor> (thank you, bill)
[03:31] <Leeroy> (...Wait I'm still tiered down. Haaa...)
[03:31] <Just_Watching> Bellona is thoroughly terrified, and seems to be trying to speak, and failing rather badly.
[03:32] <Cerxes> Cerxes seems to take a deep breath, and relax. "•°♡°• oh! •°♡°• i didn't know you got a kismesis!"
[03:32] <Leeroy> Groan. "...thats not 1+ and u no 1+ ch1c."
[03:32] <Prexor> "This seems nothing like kismesis."
[03:32] <Leeroy> "....actually 1+ k1nda 1s?"
[03:32] <Leeroy> "1+s fucked lets just leave 1+ there."
[03:33] <Cerxes> Cerx isn't twitching, but Leeroy's words do make her flinch a bit.
[03:33] <Prexor> "No."
[03:33] <Ratosk> "welL, it'S noT entirelY welL defineD, buT iT woulD noT bE incorrecT tO deeM iT sucH."
[03:33] <Just_Watching> "Well... I mean... It was my hope that... I just wanted to be his Pretty Belle."
[03:33] <Leeroy> "also add 1n that the gunb1+ch p1cked her."
[03:33] <Just_Watching> So... We killin' each other? Or what?
[03:33] <Ratosk> "yoU arE mY prettY bellE." I say, carressing her comfortingly. "don'T worrY, thiS shalL alL bE sorteD ouT sooN."
[03:34] <Cerxes> " r̵̡̧͡a̸̛t̛́o҉̵̵̡s͡k̶͟҉͟͝"
[03:34] <Leeroy> "look. 1+s not just her." She continues, looking like she's trying to defuse a bomb.
[03:34] <Prexor> I take a step away from the loud one.
[03:34] <Leeroy> "l1ke, have u rlly not no+1ced? he h1+s. on. everyth1ng."
[03:35] <Prexor> "HE does."
[03:35] <Leeroy> "u 2, huh?"
[03:35] <Prexor> "I have blocked HIM for it numerous times."
[03:35] <Cerxes> Another flinch, and her smile flickers into something very sad before pasting itself on again.
[03:35] <Leeroy> "sh1+."
[03:35] <Ratosk> I see Cerxes' expression and my own falls a little.
[03:36] <Prexor> (Hey, hey bill)
[03:36] <Just_Watching> Leeroy, I'd like to note that you feel something heavy drop into your sylladex. A "gift" from the Iron Wolves, granted in times of need
[03:36] <Prexor> (any chance my necklace is gonna make any comments about this?)
[03:36] <Ratosk> "cerxeS, mY fairesT onE, arE yoU welL?"
[03:36] <Just_Watching> ((Hmm.))
[03:36] <Cerxes> " ͝•̛°̸♡̧°͘͞• ̡rá̡͜t͏͘o̸sk̸̕͡ ͘•͟°̧♡́͘°̷•͢.... that's not... is it •°♡°• true? •°♡°•"
[03:36] == Just_Watching has changed nick to Necklace
[03:36] <Leeroy> Yeah, bomb defusal ongoing. "..shut ur f1lthy mouth bulgl1ckr."
[03:36] <Prexor> (heck yes.)
[03:36] <Necklace> "Bro that shit is truer than moonrise and we all know it do not deny"
[03:37] <Cerxes> "i... •°♡°• why? •°♡°•"
[03:37] <Cerxes> "•°♡°• WHY •°♡°•"
[03:38] <Leeroy> "...cuz hes k1nda a whore?"
[03:38] <Ratosk> "whY whaT?" I ask, genuine confusion written across my face.
[03:38] <Prexor> "HE is."
[03:38] <Necklace> "He's the con artist of the century young lady I dunno what else to say"
[03:38] <Cerxes> The smile is cracking. "why wasn't I •°♡°•  e̸̛͟͝͡n͜͏o҉̨u̸g̵̵̛̀͞h̡́͡  •°♡°•"
[03:38] <Leeroy> "uh."
[03:38] <Prexor> Can I roll insight to begin sensing the slightest bit of discomfort?
[03:39] <Necklace> "Y'all motherfuckers boutta get fucked if y'all don't do some shit"
[03:39] <Ratosk> "yoU noT enougH? darlinG, nO, thaT iS noT truE aT alL."
[03:39] <Necklace> ((Please, and with advantage))
[03:39] <Prexor> !Roll 2#1d20-1
[03:39] <GameServ> Syntax: XdY [ {-|+|*|/} Z ]
[03:39] <Necklace> ((Gotta roll em one at a time))
[03:39] <Prexor> !Roll 1d20
[03:39] <GameServ> Prexor rolled 1d20: 2  <Total: 2>
[03:39] <Prexor> !Roll 1d20
[03:39] <GameServ> Prexor rolled 1d20: 5  <Total: 5>
[03:39] <Leeroy> Keep drawing out the poison. Good, right? That's how this goes? "ch1c l1ke 50 doggos werent enough 4 bulgl1ckr."
[03:39] <Prexor> (well nuts.)
[03:39] <Necklace> You feel the slightest bit of discomfort
[03:39] <Necklace> What, did you think that'd be difficult? You silly bitch.
[03:39] <Cerxes> "don't  •͟°̷̧̛́♡̡̢̛°̀҉̵̵̡•̨́̀ ͟͡͡L̀́́͝͝I͏́È̕͟ ͢͞T҉Ò̴̢ ̛͝͞M̶͢͞͞E͢ ̷̸̡̧•͜°̴͘͠҉♡̴̡̛̕°̧͟͜͟•͟҉ ratosk!"
[03:40] <Prexor> "THE LOUD ONE, be silent."
[03:40] <Necklace> "Bro are you retarded"
[03:40] <Leeroy> "dont l1e 2 her dude, th1s 1s ur do1n."
[03:40] <Ratosk> "cerxeS, I promisE yoU froM thE depthS oF mY hearT, neveR havE I plieD yoU witH falsehoodS."
[03:41] <Leeroy> "..." She looks from Ratosk to Cerxes. "...."
[03:41] <Ratosk> "I havE nO intentioN oF takinG anY misbegotteN pleasurE, iT seemS wE alL oughT tO becomE betteR acquianteD howeveR."
[03:42] <Cerxes> Expression definitely getting angry now. "oh  •̨͘°͡͝♡͏°̢͝•̡͟ n͡͏o ͞•͏́͠°̛҉♡҉̛°́•̡  so this is what being  •̀͢°♡̷̡͟°͘•̢͏ ̀͟p̧͢͠i̴̧t͝͏̢ie҉̕d͝͡ ̶͡•̀͘°♡̷̀°̴̡•͠͠͠ means to you???"
[03:42] <Leeroy> "omfg."
[03:42] <Prexor> "No."
[03:42] <Cerxes> ... her expression goes livid.
[03:42] <Necklace> Bellona stands up, hastily replacing her clothing. "I should go..." So much for her confidence in battle
[03:42] <Leeroy> "yea u should."
[03:42] <Cerxes> "you made me think i was  SPȨ͜ ̛͝C͡ I̶̵ ̧̀Ą͞͞ L͢!!!"
[03:43] <Necklace> Bellona leaps out the window, and flies to join the battle above.
[03:43] <Ratosk> "oH, cerxeS, yoU arE!"
[03:43] <Leeroy> "go up. ...send down a counselor. there ne ghost counce-whoop there she goes."
[03:43] <Prexor> Any chance I can ready an action to grapple Cerxes?
[03:43] <Necklace> No, not yet.
[03:43] <Prexor> Alright, just checking.
[03:43] <Cerxes> "i was  ş̶͘͝o͏̕ ̵̴̸͜a̕͝l҉̶̀ò̕͢͢n͏̀͜͠e͘͟͠ and you made me think i  Ẃ̨̢͘͟ ̶́͜À͟ ͜͜͝S̸̡ ̢̧͡N̴҉͢͡͞ ̴̀̕͜T҉͘͟͠"
[03:43] <Ratosk> "pleasE alloW mE A momenT oF explanatioN iF yoU woulD. iT seemS therE haS beeN A misunderstandinG, darlinG."
[03:44] <Leeroy> "talk1n 1s mak1n 1+ WORSE bulgl1ckr!"
[03:44] <Cerxes> fURY. JUST. ABSOLUTE FURY EXPRESSION
[03:44] <Prexor> (BILL, HOW ABOUT NOW?)
[03:44] <Prexor> (IS NOW A GOOD TIME?)
[03:44] <Leeroy> She gets to her feet and backs up a half step, because damn she scary.
[03:44]  * Necklace maniacal laughter
[03:44] <Prexor> (BILL PLEASE)
[03:44] <Prexor> (IM SCARED)
[03:44] <Ratosk> "cerxeS, pleasE, I havE nO desirE tO causE yoU anythinG approachinG displeasurE."
[03:44] <Cerxes>  •̢͠°̴♡̷̵̧͝°̵̢́•̶̵́҉ ̶̶N̶͠Ǫ̧͡͞ ͝͝҉̨M̶͘͝͡O͘͡R͞҉҉È͜ ́͜͡L̕͏̡I̢̕Ȩ̴̡̕҉Ş̵̴͞ ͘͘͜•͢͞°̶̡҉♡́͡°̶̢̛͞•̕͢
[03:44]  * Necklace continued maniacal laughter
[03:45] <Necklace> Cerxes may now activate murder mode, should she choose to.
[03:45] <Ratosk> "yoU havE mY worD, I shalL noT liE."
[03:45] <Leeroy> "bulgl1ckr. RUN."
[03:45] <Cerxes> Oh, she chooses to. "i'll •°♡°• MAKE SURE OF IT! •°♡°•"
[03:45] <Necklace> Initiative anyone?
[03:45] <Leeroy> She reaches for her hammer, finding.. Shit, what is THIS thing?
[03:46] <Prexor> !Roll 1d20+2 initiative, because I guess we're doing this.
[03:46] <GameServ> Syntax: XdY [ {-|+|*|/} Z ]
[03:46] <Ratosk> "yoU wilL?" I ask hopefully not quite understanding.
[03:46] <Prexor> !Roll 1d20+2
[03:46] <GameServ> Prexor rolled 1d20: 11  <Total: 11(+2) = 13>
[03:46] <Necklace> *From the Iron Wolves in your time of need*
[03:46] <Leeroy> !roll 1d20+2
[03:46] <GameServ> Leeroy rolled 1d20: 2  <Total: 2(+2) = 4>
[03:46] <Cerxes> " •̨°̕͏̵̕͡♡̴̵̨̛̛°̷̵͞•̧̨͝ ̛É̷̕͘͞ ̶̀V̨̢̀͏̵ ͘҉E͟͟ ̨͟͏͘R̵̀̕͟͜ ͏̷͘͢ ̴̷̧̛͘ ͟ ̧́͜͜͝A̛͜ ̴̢̛̛̛G̡̀͘͝͡ ͏̀̀͟A̶͟҉̛͠ ̸̢̕Ì̴͜͝͝ ̨̢͘N̴̶ ̢҉•̵̢̛́͜°̛́͢♡̴̨̕°̵̕͟•̶́"
[03:46] <Leeroy> "1 SA1D RUN!"
[03:47] <Cerxes> Switching to the new sheet, Bill.
[03:47] <Ratosk> !roll 1d20+3
[03:47] <GameServ> Ratosk rolled 1d20: 16  <Total: 16(+3) = 19>
[03:47] <Prexor> (oh gosh, there's a new sheet)
[03:47] <Necklace> A pulse of horrible dark thoughts surge through the medium.
[03:47] <Cerxes> !roll 1d20+10
[03:47] <GameServ> Cerxes rolled 1d20: 6  <Total: 6(+10) = 16>
[03:47] <Necklace> Yup. The new statline is a S E C R E T
[03:47] <Leeroy> Dat +10 do.
[03:47] <Prexor> Am scared.
[03:47] <Prexor> Am very scared.
[03:47] <Necklace> Ratosk gets first go, Cerxes, Prexor, Leeroy
[03:48] <Prexor> "THE LOUD ONE, YOU will stop!"
[03:48] <Necklace> The environment is currently terribly close quarters, but that'll never do, will it? Cerxes rather violently explodes with occult energy, destroying the room and knocking you all into the air.
[03:49] <Necklace> Sink or swim, everyone
[03:49] <Leeroy> "fuck!!"
[03:49] <Cerxes> Oh, almost forgot!
[03:49] <Cerxes> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcoGD_pvKvM
[03:49] <Leeroy> It happened.
[03:49] <Necklace> Ratosk after you
[03:49] <Leeroy> We have gone The Full Madoka.
[03:50] <Prexor> As someone who does not anime, I am so confused right now.
[03:50] <Cerxes> The Time Witch has lost it, yes.
[03:50] <Ratosk> "cerxeS, darlinG, I neveR meanT tO hurT yoU..." I say, floating nearby, and looking at her sorrowfully.
[03:50] <Necklace> Cerxes continues crackling with energy. It's... Hard to approach her...
[03:51] <Necklace> In a physical way I mean
[03:51] <Necklace> Obviously it's difficult in an emotional way too
[03:51] <Necklace> Oh, right: 10
[03:51] <Ratosk> "pleasE, mY fairesT princesS, I aM sO sorrY."
[03:52] <Ratosk> "telL mE hoW I mighT righT thiS horrifiC wronG I havE donE tO yoU."
[03:53] <Necklace> Roll insight, Ratosk
[03:53] <Ratosk> !roll 1d20+1
[03:53] <GameServ> Ratosk rolled 1d20: 19  <Total: 19(+1) = 20>
[03:53] <Necklace> By dying. Horrifically if possible, quickly if necessary.
[03:53] <Cerxes> She pulls out her weapon. "you can  Ḑ̸ ͏̶͝I̧͟ ̶̨̢͟Ę͢͜"
[03:53] <Necklace> ^
[03:53] <Leeroy> "dude. RUN ALREADY."
[03:53] <Necklace> that said, it's your turn Ratosk
[03:54] <Leeroy> "sprkles-u no how 1 feel about teamk1lls." Leeroy bristles.
[03:56] <Cerxes> Sprkles isn't home right now. Sprkles has been replaced by the Beast.
[03:56] <Cerxes> ... vamp, you runnin' or am I attacking.
[03:57] <Ratosk> "I understand." I say floating towards her slowly, no trace of my ordinary bravado or charm present, only a deep sadness.
[03:57] <Prexor> (And this was the day dreamtosk died.)
[03:58] <Leeroy> Cue jawdrop. "NOW u grow a fuck1n sense of SHAME??"
[03:58] <Ratosk> "Not shame, Leeroy, I would not regret a single action had they not harmed her."
[03:59] <Leeroy> There is much teeth gnashing from the Leeroy corner.
[03:59] <Prexor> There is much confusion from the Prexor corner
[04:00] <Ratosk> I stop five feet from her, and pass my turn. I won't dodge. "You have my sincerest apologies, Cerxes."
[04:00] <Cerxes> Cerxes's face doesn't change.
[04:01] <Necklace> ~*~*CUT SCENE*~*~
[04:01] <Necklace> Cerxes, you have the floor.
[04:03] <Cerxes> She steps forward, calmly, til they are face to face. The hand without the sword comes up to rest on his cheek, and she looks into his eyes.
[04:05] <Cerxes> "i just wanted... more than anything... to •°♡°• belong •°♡°• together."
[04:05] <Cerxes> "i wanted... to •°♡°• not be alone. •°♡°•"
[04:06] <Necklace> T̢́͠h̵͏̨̛͠a̕͠t̴̡'̶̷̢̡͡s̢̧ ̵͟ò̵͝͠k͏̀a̷̢y̨̛͞ ̶̀͘͝͝Ć̵͟͝e҉҉r͠҉̡̀x̴̸̢̧͢e̸̵͘s̡.́͝ ̶Ņ̢͘̕͝o͏̢w͏ ̸̛y̶̴̛͘͜ǫ̷́͢͡ų͘͏͜ ͟͢͡͝t̶͢͜͡r̸̵̸͢u̵l̴̨͟͟y̴̴̴̵̡ ̧͡d͢͠ǫ̷̸́ ̸̡̢́͝b́e̸͜͞͞l̸̵̶̢͝ǫ̡͠n̸̛g͘ ̸̨̨́͠t̨͡͞ǫ͝
[04:06] <Necklace> ̵̨͜͝s̀̕͠ǫ̶̢҉m̢͘͝͏e̷͘͢͟͞t̸̶̡҉h͞҉̛͞i̷͝ń̴͘͠͡g̡̕,̧͜͡ ̢̨a̷̶͡͝n̶d̵̀҉̀͝ ̨̀̕͝n͏ò̢͢͡t̶́h̷̛̀̕ì̛͞ǹg̡͡ ̧̀͜͞i͝s̵̡͞ ̸̵̧͞y̶̡̕ò̶̧͞ų̵͘͏r̴͜͡ ̢̢͠f̛a̷̵̧͟u̡͘͟͡҉l̵̛͏t̴͏̨.̸ ̷͜͜͝Ń̢̕͠o̡͡t̸̨͟͡
[04:06] <Necklace> ͏̵̢a̷͜ņ̸̸͘ý̀̕͡m̴̢̡o̵͢͟r̸͝e͜͏̛.̵̵͝͠͞
[04:07] <Necklace> Ş́ò́ ̸̨͞͡l͏̴̴͜o̷̶͘̕n҉̕g̵͘͝͡ ̸́͏͏a̡͢s͠҉̵̵ ̧͘w̴͜e͝ ̵҉l̛̕͢͞i̧͏̀͢͜v̵̶̨̕͡e̷̶̛͟,̢̨̛̀́ ̧y͜͟o͢҉̛͟҉u̶̕͘͝ ̢̀͜á҉̴͜r̷̨̡ȩ͜͡ ͜͡҉̸̕n͘͡e̶̡͢͞v͏̀͟͡͡e̡̕͝r̷̕ ̡̕͜a̡̕l͜͢ǫ̴͠n̡̨̢̛͝è̵̀͟͡
[04:07] <Cerxes> With a sigh, she closes her eyes and smiles.
[04:07] <Cerxes> "ratosk..."
[04:08] <Cerxes> Her grip on the jian tightens. She raises it---
[04:09] <Cerxes> --- and plunges the tip straight through his heart.
[04:09] <Prexor> (AND THEN HE DIES)
[04:09] <Necklace> Indeed he does.
[04:09] <Necklace> No rolls. No misses. No hits. Just death.
[04:09] <Necklace> ~*~*END CUTSCENE*~*~
[04:09] <Leeroy> And it's about here that the horror sets in.
[04:10] <Prexor> ". . ."
[04:10] <Necklace> 9
[04:10] <Leeroy> "..ur gunna regret that, snoflke."
[04:10] <Prexor> Oh, and the numbers are counting down.
[04:10] <Prexor> "LEEROY."
[04:10] <Prexor> "Leave."
[04:11] <Leeroy> "...no."
[04:11] <Prexor> "LEEROY, THE DARK ONE will murder US."
[04:11] <Cerxes> Cerxes cradles his body down to lay it carefully on the floor.
[04:11] <Leeroy> "u no 1 dont l1ke pkers."
[04:11] <Prexor> "I do not care."
[04:11] <Necklace> Roll insight, Prexor and Leeroy
[04:11] <Prexor> !Roll 1d20
[04:12] <GameServ> Prexor rolled 1d20: 6  <Total: 6>
[04:12] <Leeroy> !roll 1d20+4
[04:12] <GameServ> Leeroy rolled 1d20: 19  <Total: 19(+4) = 23>
[04:12] <Necklace> Leeroy can hear horrible shrieking throughout the cosmos. Justice cries for the blood of a sinner.
[04:12] <Prexor> "LEEROY, WE must leave."
[04:13] <Prexor> Does that cutscene count as cerx's turn? Do I get a go now?
[04:13] <Leeroy> Her eyes glance down to the body. "nope. we need h1m. ...there may b a way 2 save h1m."
[04:13] <Leeroy> "and she wont stop."
[04:13] <Prexor> "LEEROY, it is not worth it."
[04:14] <Necklace> I should probably accelerate the count a bit, huh? Let's say it's at 5 right now; 10 is a terribly long time
[04:14] <Leeroy> "go b a cluckbeast then." She spits, gripping her hammer and shield tighter.
[04:15] <Cerxes> I'm fine with counting the cutscene as Cerx's turn.
[04:15] <Necklace> Then it is prexor's turn.
[04:15] <Prexor> ". . ."
[04:15] <Prexor> "No."
[04:15] <Leeroy> "1m not leav1n sum1 beh1nd."
[04:15] <Prexor> For the first time since waking up on this stupid planet, I fly.
[04:15] <Prexor> I fly towards Leeroy, and attempt to grapple her.
[04:16] <Prexor> !Roll 1d20+18
[04:16] <GameServ> Prexor rolled 1d20: 3  <Total: 3(+18) = 21>
[04:16] <Necklace> Forces unseen shed tears of pride, then immediately stop when they see you being stupid
[04:16] <Leeroy> Lets oppose then!
[04:16] <Leeroy> !roll 1d20+10
[04:16] <GameServ> Leeroy rolled 1d20: 1  <Total: 1(+10) = 11>
[04:16] <Leeroy> ......
[04:16] <Necklace> Wew lads
[04:16] <Leeroy> FUCK YOU DICE.
[04:16] <Prexor> Ayy
[04:16] <Ratosk> ALL MY WEW
[04:16] <Necklace> WHEN YOU GET A BAD ROLL? WEW LAD
[04:16] <Cerxes> WEW
[04:16] <Necklace> WHEN YOU GO INTO MURDER MODE? WEW LAD
[04:17] <Cerxes> •°♡°• WEW •°♡°•
[04:17] <Necklace> Okay, Leeroy is grappled
[04:17] <Leeroy> I TOOK 10 FUCKING POINTS IN ATHLETICS FOR JUST THIS SCENARIO.
[04:17] <Prexor> If I have any movement left, I attempt to start dragging Leeroy away from The Dark One.
[04:17] <Necklace> As a result of her critfail, Prexor is not subject to movement restrictions for one turn
[04:17] <Necklace> ((You know, the usual grapple restrictions))
[04:17] <Prexor> (yeah, half speed)
[04:17] <Necklace> You can move about 30 feet I reckon
[04:18] <Necklace> ((Flying and all))
[04:18] <Prexor> Alright.
[04:18] <Necklace> Hint: you're not safe if Cerxes decides to chase.
[04:18] <Necklace> Also, anything else Matt?
[04:18] <Prexor> One more thing.
[04:18] <Prexor> I put myself between The Dark One and the grappled Leeroy.
[04:18] <Prexor> End turn.
[04:19] <Necklace> Leeroy?
[04:19] <Leeroy> Leeroy is starting to panic. This is it. Worst case scenario. You've got a teamkill, a teamkiller, and now your damage dealer is SHIELDING YOU, THE TANK, FROM GETTING HIT.
[04:20] <Leeroy> First things first, need to get out. Opposing the grapple again.
[04:21] <Leeroy> (god no ones)
[04:21] <Prexor> !Roll 1d20+18
[04:21] <GameServ> Prexor rolled 1d20: 18  <Total: 18(+18) = 36>
[04:21] <Leeroy> !roll 1d20+10
[04:21] <GameServ> Leeroy rolled 1d20: 8  <Total: 8(+10) = 18>
[04:21] <Ratosk> wew lad
[04:21] <Necklace> Prexor is simply the best grappler there is
[04:21] <Prexor> Savant is stupid.
[04:21] <Necklace> And, for the first time in a long time, he's very scared
[04:21] <Prexor> Yeah, lil bit.
[04:22] <Leeroy> "get OUTTA HERE, skrba1+!!"
[04:23] <Prexor> "No."
[04:23] <Prexor> "Not unless YOU come with ME."
[04:23] <Cerxes> Finishing with Ratosk's body, Cerxes stands up.
[04:23] <Necklace> Shells have begun hitting the planet. The line above is breaking.
[04:23] <Cerxes> She looks to the sky.
[04:23] <Leeroy> "1ll come when 1 no shes not gonna fuck1n TPK the moon!"
[04:24] <Cerxes> She flicks the jade-colored blood off her sword.
[04:24] <Necklace> The medium screams for blood.
[04:24] <Leeroy> "..cerx?"
[04:24] <Leeroy> "wtf no dont look at them-those r our guys!"
[04:24] <Cerxes> She doesn't respond. There's something... feral about her now. In the way she moves.
[04:25] <Cerxes> ... you done with your turn, Leeroy?
[04:25] <Necklace> "Cerxes! The line is breaking! We gotta pull out!" Cade says over the earpiece.
[04:25] <Necklace> "Now get the boy and get out!"
[04:25] <Leeroy> "they d1dnt do neth1n 2 u!"
[04:25] <Cerxes> She grins, but it's more like baring her fangs than anything.
[04:26] <Necklace> The shells come closer.
[04:26] <Cerxes> With a push, she takes off into the sky.
[04:26] <Leeroy> "wut k1nda prtty jus+1ce warr1or CULLS HER FR1ENDS??" She shouts after her in a last desperate attempt.
[04:27] <Necklace> The line above has broken. You and Prexor are rocked by a nearby impact.
[04:27] <Necklace> If Cerxes says anything, you can't hear it.
[04:27] <Necklace> The prospitian navy has begun mobilizing from skaia, but there's no way they'll make it in time...
[04:28] <Leeroy> I guess end turn, still struggling against the strongest grapple in paradox space.
[04:28] <Necklace> Looking up, you all see Bellona leading a small squadron, covering the retreat of the 200 remaining ghosts
[04:28] <Necklace> "TO ME! THE RETREAT IS STILL GOING!"
[04:29] <Necklace> Tears stream down her face, but she fights so hard in spite of herself
[04:29] <Necklace> Roland flies up next to them with Cade.
[04:29] <Leeroy> Shit. They don't know.
[04:29] <Necklace> Roland is shooting spears of holy light from his guns as Levi cleaves the bridge off of a destroyer.
[04:29] <Leeroy> ..Do they know?
[04:30] <Necklace> Cade uses the railgun once more.
[04:30] <Necklace> Cerxes, are you flying up?
[04:30] <Leeroy> Can I attempt insight to warn Roland?
[04:30] <Cerxes> Yep. Gonna go straight for the nearest battleship.
[04:30] <Necklace> Alright.
[04:31] <Cerxes> And, assuming it's my turn, I'm gonna sunlight breaker a fucking hole in it.
[04:31] <Necklace> Do it.
[04:31] <Cerxes> !1d20+13
[04:31] <Cerxes> Sigh
[04:31] <Necklace> Me too thanks
[04:31] <Cerxes> !roll 1d20+13
[04:31] <GameServ> Cerxes rolled 1d20: 8  <Total: 8(+13) = 21>
[04:31] <Necklace> Roll damage
[04:32] <Cerxes> !roll 3d10+13
[04:32] <GameServ> Cerxes rolled 3d10: 1 1 3  <Total: 5(+13) = 18>
[04:32] <Cerxes> Wh
[04:32] <Cerxes> really
[04:32] <Prexor> Ouch.
[04:32] <Necklace> Dice are a cuck, but it doesn't matter
[04:33] <Necklace> For fun's sake, you manage to blast a hole in it.
[04:33] <Necklace> It begins to sink to the moon.
[04:33] <Necklace> You got another action.
[04:33] <Prexor> Darn it, Prospit, your navy ships are made of paper.
[04:33] <Cerxes> I'm attacking DERSE, Matt.
[04:33] <Prexor> Ooooohhhhhh.
[04:33] <Prexor> Darn it, Derse, your navy ships are made of paper.
[04:34] <Prexor> Wait, then why exactly are we freaking out?
[04:34] <Cerxes> Anyway, seems like that one's down, and she's not exactly thinking clearly, so, time to head to the next ship.
[04:34] <Prexor> Wasn't the whole point to stop Harken?
[04:34] <Necklace> Roll your last attack roll for tonight
[04:34] <Cerxes> !roll 1d20+10 to put a Corrupted Silver Arrow though the bridge of another ship.
[04:34] <GameServ> Syntax: XdY [ {-|+|*|/} Z ]
[04:34] <Cerxes> FINE
[04:35] <Cerxes> !roll 1d20+10
[04:35] <GameServ> Cerxes rolled 1d20: 16  <Total: 16(+10) = 26>
[04:35] <Cerxes> !roll 3d8+10
[04:35] <GameServ> Cerxes rolled 3d8: 6 1 5  <Total: 12(+10) = 22>
[04:35] <Necklace> Alright. You shear another ship in half.
[04:35] <Necklace> Then, you take a direct hit from a flak round, and fall to the moon like a stone.
[04:36] <Prexor> (Can we see that happen?)
[04:36] <Necklace> You do see it happen
[04:36] <Necklace> That's the end of her turn. Anything the two of you wanna do?
[04:37] <Prexor> I'm gonna drop Leeroy from my grip and start flying towards the falling body.
[04:37] <Necklace> May I let Cade beat you to it?
[04:37] <Prexor> Absolutely, he's probably closer.
[04:37] <Necklace> Got any other thing you wanna do?
[04:38] <Prexor> Not until I get there.
[04:38] <Leeroy> Leeroy goes for Ratosk's body. And again, attempts to reach Roland with her thoughts.
[04:38] <Necklace> Go for it.
[04:39] <Leeroy> *grubsl1ngr, get ur guys out asap.*
[04:39] <Leeroy> *cerxes crashed and burned.*
[04:39] <Necklace> *Yeah, we'll-* you hear a shell screaming past him and toward you. *LEEROY, MOVE!*
[04:39] <Necklace> Roll acrobatics for me please.
[04:40] <Leeroy> *she fuck1n lost-* She attempts a dive.
[04:40] <Necklace> ((Why don't you use your own dice?))
[04:40] <Leeroy> ((Nope.))
[04:40] <Leeroy> !roll 1d20+4
[04:40] <GameServ> Leeroy rolled 1d20: 4  <Total: 4(+4) = 8>
[04:40] <Prexor> (shoulda used your own dice)
[04:40]  * Cerxes gives GameServ a Look
[04:40] <Ratosk> ((man, esperbot's a cuck))
[04:41] <Necklace> Well, see, that's bad, because the blast knocks you into a slab of concrete, and you wake up in your hive.
[04:41] <Necklace> Prexor, roll acrobatics.
[04:41] <Leeroy> Leeroy sits bolt upright from.. a couch in her game pod?
[04:42] <Prexor> !Roll 1d20+2
[04:42] <GameServ> Prexor rolled 1d20: 7  <Total: 7(+2) = 9>
[04:42] <Leeroy> Sweating bullets.
[04:42] <Necklace> You take a flak round as well.
[04:42] <Necklace> You're knocked unconscious.
[04:43] <Prexor> Alright, then, uh.
[04:43] <Necklace> I'm sorry this kinda fizzled, but what's happened has happened.
[04:43] <Necklace> Everyone here level to 16.
[04:43] <Prexor> Oh, cool.
[04:44] <Prexor> dang, 17000 EXP.
[04:44] <Necklace> Someone please paste. I'm gonna take some time to reflect and buy a much needed pack of smokes.
[04:44] <Necklace> ==END?==