Wednesday, July 23, 2014
9:52 PM - Trentv4: I wonder how many dicks you would have to suck per day in order to pay rent in NYC
9:54 PM - Trentv4: 3k/month rentals in nyc
9:55 PM - Chzcake: Depends on how much per dick suck
9:55 PM - Trentv4: About $50 per blowjob seems to be average
9:55 PM - Trentv4: That means you have to suck 60 dicks a month
9:55 PM - Trentv4: 2 dicks a day
9:56 PM - Trentv4: How long would a blowjob last?
9:56 PM - Trentv4: 5 minutes?
9:57 PM - Chzcake: Depends on the dude really. You could average it to 5-10 minutes
9:57 PM - Trentv4: Let's say 7 minutes
9:57 PM - Trentv4: That means if you spend MAX 20 minutes per day, you could afford an apartment in NYC
9:57 PM - Trentv4: Not counting tips
9:57 PM - Chzcake: hue
9:57 PM - Trentv4: And you could charge more if you were a good suck
9:57 PM - Trentv4: hue
9:58 PM - Trentv4: If you upped it to 120 dicks/month (4 dicks/day) you would have 3k to spend a month
10:04 PM - Trentv4: With tips that could probably reach 4-5k
10:05 PM - Trentv4: If you got lucky and stole a credit card you would be set for a while. ESPECIALLY if the guy was married.
10:05 PM - Chzcake: Most people would notice a missing card
10:07 PM - Trentv4: Probably
10:07 PM - Trentv4: But if you just got a good blowjob you probably aren't thinking too straight
10:07 PM - Chzcake: You would also have to know the PIN
10:08 PM - Trentv4: On a credit card? Not for online stuff
10:08 PM - Chzcake: Some shit is best bought in store
10:08 PM - Trentv4: True
10:09 PM - Trentv4: But then you have the 3k a month, probably in cash
10:09 PM - Trentv4: I like how I can start a conversation by talking about dicks