Chinjufu Hebereke Tenmatsu-sho [Typeset]

Chinjufu Hebereke Tenmatsu-sho Translation
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>Ooyodo: Akashi!

>Ooyodo: You didn't submit your report again!
>Akashi: Geh-
>Ooyodo: I'll deal with it for you this time.
>Ooyodo: But next time please do it yourself, in time if you please.
>Akashi: I was focused on my work and forgot, sorrrryyy---

>Ooyodo: Well then, if you please--
>Akashi: Yes ma'am--
>[DDs: Uwah]
>Inazuma: Wow (literally: umm)
>Fubuki: Ooyodo-san's amazing!
>Sazanami(?): She's the ideal adult--
>Akashi: Alright, alright then | equipment that needs repairs goes onto the shelf,
>Akashi: And all remodel applications go into the envelope over there.
>[DDs: Yes--]

>Akashi: The Ideal, | ...huh....
>Akashi: But
 >[Note: It's okay to pay me back!]
>[on pamphlet: Development Planning Booklet]
>[Houshou-san's RECOMMENDATION]
>Ooyodo: Mmm--~~

>Ooyodo: Ahhhh-- I'm so tired---! [Pwahh!]
>Akashi: Really....pffft, the contrast is just too....
>Ooyodo: How rude!
>Ooyodo, Ah, another kebab (literally: please give me another cartilage kebab), please.
>Ooyodo: Make it shioyaki, please. (http://recipes.wikia.com/wiki/Shioyaki)

>Ooyodo: It's fine, right? It's my time off, let me let loose a little! | But forget that, it's all bullshit! | I get the dorms are crowded, okay?! | but deal with your roomate issues on your own, will ya?! | The hell am I supposed to do about your room being messy or whatever?
>Ooyodo: And then there's Headquarters! Every time something comes up between them and the supply fleet, guess who has to deal with it-- | Oy, Akashi, you listening?
>Akashi: I'm listening....
>Akashi: And there you are acting all dainty when you're drinking with everyone [Ehhh-]
>Ooyodo: What's that?! You're one to talk, Akashi | what about the time you installed searchlights in a certain someone's glasses while drunk?
>Akashi: I'm sorry, okay?!
>[Searchlight: Kaaaaaa~]
>[Akashi: Uwahhh~]

>Akashi: Let me have a bit of that.
>Ooyodo: Sneaky...
>Akashi: Oo-yodo, you listening?
>Ooyodo: Ara
>Ooyodo: This is some good stuff!
>Hiryuu: Right?
>Hiryuu: We were super attentive when we made this, so it has to be great!
>Hiryuu/Souryuu: With Noodles/Soup (note: Hiryuu said noodles, Souryuu said soup)
 >Hiryuu: What'd you say?!
>Hiryuu: It's got to be on noodles-
>Souryuu: Soup--
>Hiryuu: I disagree!
>[Haaaah-]

>[Hiryuu/Souryuu: \Ahhh~~/ \Kaga-san--/]
>Akashi: Ufufu
>Akagi: Don't worry,
>Akagi: Those two get along real well.
>Kaga: Yep.
>[Akagi: Welcome back]
>Kaga: They may have their arguments, | But they're still inseparable comrades and partners.
 >Ooyodo: Hehhh- | Even if they're not sisters, those matching uniforms are proof innit; just like with you two. [Like I said before.]
>Akagi: Speaking of Uniforms, I've always wanted to ask:

>Akagi: You two aren't even the same class | and yet why do you two share uniforms.
>Akashi: Ahhh!
>Akashi: Well, this uniform was developed before those of the other shipgirls.
>Akashi: And so it was. (note: literally: "And so/just like that.")
>Ooyodo: Even so, to bring up changing uniforms now, well...
>Akashi: Making and designing new uniforms is my job! So I refuse!
>Akagi: Earlier than the other shipgirls, huh.
>Akashi: Yep!
>Akashi: How nostalgic--

>Akashi: Before the Admiral assumed duty, we were called over to this so-called Naval District
>Akashi: More of a garbage heap abandoned for the last few decades at the time.
>Ooyodo: Really--back then we were wondering what we should do.
>Ooyodo: THe roof would leak no matter how many times Akashi fixed it | ventilation was way too good, so ti was freezing, and we didn't have running water or power....it was tough.
 >Akashi: Ooyodo's roof-leak countermeasures were way too advanced.
 >Ooyodo: Akashi, we agreed not to talk about that.

>Akashi: For that dump to become a place where we can eat hot, delicious food like this....
>Akashi: What should we go for next, a movie theatre?
>[Akashi: Just putting it out there]
 >Ooyodo: Gulp
>Ooyodo: Why?! We already have four dockyards! | Shipgirls, too! More than 100 is enough!
>Ooyodo: I'm working hard enough already!
>Akashi: Ehhhhh-- | I still want a large-scale shipyard to build the Yamatos!
>Ooyodo: You're always saying stuff like that!
>Ooyodo: Try seeing it from the standpoint of the person who has to make all that possible!
>Akashi: Why are you like this-
>Hiryuu: Ara
>Akashi: Isn't it a necessity?!

 >Ooyodo: I will fight it to the end!
>Akashi: I....I'll fight for it to the end!
>Ooyodo: Ahhhh, really-- like idiots
>Ooyodo: It's not entirely dut to our efforts,
 >Ooyodo: but this place has become so large.
>Akashi: That's right--

>Akashi: --Ooyodo, | Why are you pouring me another one?
 >Ooyodo: Now now.....
>Akashi: I've drank enough.
>Ooyodo: If you ain't drinkin', then let's talk about some serious stuff.
 >Ooyodo: Let's have a talk about your plans.
>Ooyodo: No objections?
>Akashi: spare meeee~
>Akashi: Morning--...

>Ooyodo: GOod morning-- | Why am I working?
>[AKashi: You dropped your glasses]
>AKashi: AHhh----
>[Memories from last night]
>Akashi: ....why did i do that....
>[Ooyodo: Ahhh....I'm still in my uniform, it's not washed....]
>Akashi: We have a spare shower for that.
 >Fubuki: Ehhhh
>Fubuki: they're still working at this time?
>Ooyodo: I'm borrowing it....ahhhh, my head hurts....
>Fubuki: Good morning--

>Fubuki: Another all-nighter, Akashi-san?
>[Fubuki: It's bad for you, y'know?]
>Akashi: You just get back from an expedition? [welcome back]
>Fubuki: Ooyodo-san's here too.... | you're all unkempt, are you alright?
>Ooyodo: I....I'm fine.
>Ooyodo: Right, uh,
>Ooyodo: actually, it's

>Ooyodo: It's because I was helping Akashi find something she lost last night.
>Akashi: Lies---!!
>Fubuki: DId you find it?]
>[Ooyodo: Well, more or less]
 >[Akashi: Eh--]
>Akashi: It's morning again.
 >Ooyodo: Well then, AKashi,

>Ooyodo: Let's get back on track!
 >Ooyodo: The next assignment's coming up soon, after all!
>Akashi: Mm!
>Akashi: Speaking of which, was last night on me?
>Ooyodo: If it wasn't, please cover me next time.
>Akashi: Eh?!
>Ooyodo: Just kidding.
>[end]

>[Apart from the searchlight, it appears to also have some kind of radar that even the owner doesn't know about. A more or less useless pair of high-tech glasses]