Today we're going to be looking at some steam curators

If you don't know what a curator is, it's

"a keeper or custodian of a museum or other collection"

or in the case of steam, a fat nerd with a collection of game reviews

you can follow them and their reviews will show up in your activity

and anyone can become a curator, all you have to do is start a steam group and start reviewing under as that group

If you scroll down on the store page, you can see some curators recommended for you

and I'm very dissapointed to see the "hodor review"

yay

*scroll and look*

Just as you would think, all this person does is write some variation of hodor

Its cancer. You're just using a bad meme as an excuse for your lack of creativity

The only kind of person this caters to is the "omg this is so bad i'm liking it ironically to piss people off"

And if you click on the comments, you'll find those people

*read quotes*

You'll also see some users going full retard that are really into it

*pic*

uh, the rest of them are people like me, who find it bullshit, although they are a lot more harsh than I

*quotes*

*HEY it's just a gag lay off*

so is the critiquing doge but that reviewer actually puts in a miniscule amount of effort

They write things like *many such* and they also give a rating *blank out of ten paws*

It achieves not only being a silly gag but you get a rating and general ideas about the game

where as the hodor review doesn't offer anything else

Just add a rating even something like 5/7 would slap with my elephant sized hodor cock

but hodor can't say anything but hodor, so that ruins it.

Maybe the whole thing is just a shit idea

Up next on the shit list is the Feminist Frequency

before we jump into this, remember that the point to following a curator is to look for new games from someone with similar tastes or likes of your own

So I don't think anyone is looking for "games with dynamic or well designed female characters as well as emotionally impactful games with an emphasis on themes of cooperation, empathy or social justice"

at least no one in their right minds

Look at this, WHAT?!

*picture of smb:ei*

Super Mega Baseball "a playful baseball game with gender integrated teams & customization!

Really? This is feminisim? A baseball game for kids?

Alright fine, scroll down and you see they recommended depression quest. Of course they did

If you don't know the non-troversy *cynical* behind that, save yourself, forget about it, don't look it up

Ah portal. Chell's a feminist. I KNEW IT. and don't forget about GLATUS, the genderqueer robot asshole.

Tell me if you've seen something like this before

*AH MAN THAT'S SO DUMB IM GONNA MAKE A CURATOR ACCOUNT EQUALLY AS DUMB TO MOCK THOSE FEMINISTS"

And someone did, "Games that were wrongly criticised for their depictions of women"BLAH BLAH

Except this curator isn't joking, they think they have a porpuse just like the Feminist Frequency

So they're both equally as useless as they are shit

Thank you for watching everybooty