Lyra and Tarane talk

snuffshotMartyr [SM] began pestering frozenFire [FF]
SM: Sorry Tarane
SM: I died again
SM: Promised I'd try not to do that
FF: You what.
FF: Urgh. Ok how many bodies do you have now.
FF: Two?
SM: Five.
SM: Two dead
FF: Original, Crystal, Dreamself and...?
FF: Or did you get more.
SM: And these two new ones I got post-deaths
FF: Great. I guess.
SM: Well, could be worse
FF: YEah.
FF: So where did you wake up this time?
SM: Y'know the battlefield that Derse and Prospit are fighting over?
SM: There
FF: ...Huh.
FF: Nice, I guess.
FF: So you're stuck there? On a battlefield?
SM: No. Making my way back
FF: How?
SM: I'm in one of the flying bodies right now
SM: Could just make wings otherwise, anyway
FF: So you died and then woke up in a body that can fly that's not your dreamself?
FF: ...That sounds familiar.
FF: ...Did you die on a slab of rock?
SM: No
SM: Some personification of the inevitability of our failure showed up, told me to make a wish, then turned my eyes into blood.
SM: S'been a pretty normal day so far
FF: Sometimes I think you're just making stuff up to justify injuries
FF: Because that sounds ridiculous.
SM: Ask Alex if you don't believe me
SM: But come on, it's not ridiculous. S'not like there was a zombie apocalypse or anything
SM: Oh wait
FF: -_-
FF: Oh whatever. I might ask Alex once I wake up because I'm on a guided tour of prospit for some reason.
FF: Can one dream on prospit? Because I'm starting to believe what I see less and less.
SM: Hallucinations
SM: Fun stuff
SM: Did I ever tell you about the time I drowned in tree sap?
FF: No
SM: That happened too
SM: Then either myself or an invisible Alex from another timeline stabbed my pinky
SM: This game isn't even ridiculous anymore, some of these events are just *stupid*
FF: Right.
SM: Anyway, how about you? Anything interesting happen since we last talked?
FF: Nope.
FF: Literally nothing, considering we last talked, oh, am hour ago.
SM: Oh good that happened
SM: Unless that was something I wasn't aware of sending, or Sabath rewrote what I thought I did send
SM: Can you summarize for me?
FF: "Screw Sabath, let's lose the game."
FF: And on my part, "Don't die".
SM: Good
SM: Awesome
SM: ... Sorry. Didn't mean to
SM: The way he wanted me to survive wasn't worth it
FF: You mean Alex or Inevitablity?
FF: I'm guessing the latter.
SM: Both, sort of
SM: S'complicated
FF: Because nothing can ever be simple.
SM: Welcome to Sabath
FF: Har.
FF: Simplify it for me. I have time.
FF: Nothing but gold here.
SM: Alex and I fought zombies
SM: I bled all over the place
SM: After that, nose started bleeding, then eyes, then throat
SM: Old dude shows up and says I'm about to die, and offers me a wish
SM: I say no, because not letting him screw me over
SM: Alex takes it
SM: I die
SM: Shoot, s'pose I made a mess all over his suit, too. Whoops
FF: That wasn't so bad.
FF: So you say no to a wish, give it to Alex, and hope you wake up in another body.
FF: And you're concerned about his *suit*?
SM: Suit might have cost him his life
SM: Or Nickolai's
SM: So yes
FF: Explain?
SM: To get it, he agreed to deliver a very-possibly-dangerous package to Nickolai
SM: Failure to do so will result in him being filled with deadly spider poisons
SM: The circumstances to him making that agreement are exactly as stupid as they sound
FF: ...
FF: ...
FF: '...' is the only thing I have to say here.
FF: Screw it I'm not even going to ask how. Or why.
FF: Why does he need the suit again?
SM: Partially for Faerzen's party
SM: But that was a side effect, mostly
SM: The real reason was because Lanased's clothes are like, magically warm or something, so it meant he could explore this frozen tunnel we needed to go down
FF: Oh, right, the party.
FF: Completely forgot about that.
FF: Bluh.
FF: Those clothes sound nice. Can't you alchemise something similar though?
SM: No grist. No enemies
SM: And until Lanased went full Queen, we had no reason to expect he'd be anything but as helpful as usual
FF: grumble grumble
FF: Bluh Ok.
FF: Are you Still On the Battlefield?
SM: Heading back to the cliff place
FF: Oh. Okay.
FF: Have fun.
SM: It's Sabath
SM: Try to be realistic
FF: Safe travels.
SM: ...
SM: Tarane, what did I *just* say?
FF: You'll be fine. You're traveling through a void, things should avoid you.
SM: Assuming you're safe is a good way to get beat up
SM: But I get the sentiment
SM: I'll do my best
FF: Yeah
FF: See you later
--frozenFire [FF] ceased messaging snuffshotMartyr [SM]--