Teasing the Tomboy

>tfw no tall Oni tomboy gf to princess carry you
>>15532027

I want to carry her instead!
>>15532060

On a scale of "not blushing" to "noticeable on a red oni", how much is she going to blush when you pick her up, wobble a few times, and then begin walking, gaining confidence with every stride?

>>15532075
She's going to be redder than a Red Dwarf.

>>15532084
Where are you going to princess carry her?
Don't tell me that you're going to carry her upstairs, toss her, a blushing, stammering mess who has never been treated this way before, onto the bed, peel off her spats and fuck the bed in half, right? Nothing like that?
Or even worse, you're going to princess carry her down the street, where everyone can see her, to the dress store where you're going to get her nothing short of the frilliest dress possible, then go for a walk in the park while eating ice cream, where she will almost surely squeal with pleasure and embarrasment when you carefully interlock your fingers right there in front of everyone, right?
That would be bad too.
>>15532107 (You)
I wasn't going to before, but now you bet I will.

Maybe I'll even carry her in the dress in front of all her friends!

>>15532118
You're a monster.
If you carry her in front of her friends, like maybe after she scores the winning kick in the monsterball game, they'll all see her blushing and trying to cover her face while you walk along and talk to her, exchanging full words for her breathy, exhausted mutters, until she succumbs to exhaustion and stops fighting it, accepting her fate to be carried! They'd all see it!
Even worse, she'd be really sweaty afterwards, so you'd get it all over you and you both would stink really bad.
If her friends saw that she was carried, they might stop thinking that she was such a tough monstergirl who only liked beer and dunking on stinky nerd girls like ookumades and elfs and start thinking that she's a tough monstergirl who likes girls stuff as well, stuff like being princess carried by her boyfriend!
All her friends would be jealous that they don't have cute boyfriends that can carry them, and she doesn't want to make them all jealous because she can't contain how much she loves you! She might even get so embarrased that she, red faced and shaking in the knees, gets up, grabs you by the collar, picks you up and kisses you right there before dragging you under the bleachers where she can gently and lovingly bruise your pelvis!
You're the real monster here, anon.

>>15532168 (You)
I'm no monster, I'm just being a good boyfriend!

I'll even carry her to the showers after her exhausting match where I totally won't molest her in front of all her friends while helping her get clean!

>>15532180
Jesus Christ, you really hate this girl if you're willing to go that far.
So far that, after the game when all the girls start dragging their boyfriends to the showers, you're going to pick her up, walk through the door and, while various boyfriends line the wall while watching their girlfriends, you're going to tell her to give you her jersey, exposing her decidedly ungirly sports bra and her extremely unfeminine sweaty abs!
All her friends are going to be there, wiping off and trying to do rape their boyfriends that they brought with them, while you're going to be wiping her off and groping her decidedly girly ass and extremely feminine tatas, making her the only girl in the room who is being molested rather then molesting!
I bet a horrible person like you would even unnecessarily scrub her crotch, until she orgasms right there and almost passes out because all her friends, while mid-rape, are looking at her and thinking that they're not feeling as good as she is!
Once she's clean, i bet that you and all the rest of the boys are going to wander off, but not before you give her ass a good slap on the way out, surprising her enough that she, leading tomboy and strongest girl on the monsterball team, make a moan/yelp, a very well hidden red mark growing under her spats!
I hope you feel good about yourself, you really shouldn't be allowed to love because of how terrible you are if you would do any of that to her.

>>15532222 (You)
What's so wrong about having a bit of fun with your girlfriend? I'm also insulted that you'd think I would leave her there instead of getting her dressed and carrying her to my car.

Maybe I'd also get a quick photo with one of the local reporters so her friends and all the other kids in school would get to see it in the paper tomorrow morning!

>>15532275
You've really got it out for this girl.
You've got it out for her so much that I bet you'd get the first page (because it was a slow news day),a half-page shot of you carrying her to your car while she smiles like a loon, a very clear shot of her completely unresisting body and her face.
It would have the caption "Game Winner celebrates with boyfriend", stating her name, and the fact that she was responsible for six of the seven goals scored by the MGC Penile Fractures, a three year undefeated team, because your girlfriend joined three years ago.
She would, of course, then be hounded by at least ten Crow Tengu with cameras, all searching for a good shot of the reigning champion and her cute boyfriend, because they're alone and they want to ask you if you have any cute friends who will princess carry them, as well as the fact that, by featuring a cute boy carrying a monstergirl, it's their most bought issue yet. It's so popular that the image has been shown on national television on a major news channel, reporting the image sweeping the internet and the nation, stating your girlfriend by name as the tomboyish girl who is being carried very romantically.
You'd like that, wouldn't you? You'd like for everyone at school to have seen that image and know that the monstergirl who just stuffed that dork girl into a locker and then put that locker in the trash was getting totally princess carried in that image, right? You'd like to be chilling at her house when her even musclier mother comes up and tries to convince you to princess carry her just like you do her daughter, "just like on Tanuki News", while right in front of her daughter, making her shout at her mother to shut up and go away, right?
Honestly, I'm not really shocked. I always knew you were like this.
Anyway, I'm done.Don't expect any more out of me.