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Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge

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 > moon

October 12, 2016 - Frankruary 3

Ronald: first quarter
Grimace: waning gibbous
Mini-moon: in front of Grimace, L side

Valentine's Day: tomorrow
St. Sneaky Pete's Day: 8 days
Oyster Egg Day: 15 days
Halloween: 19 days
El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos: 23 days
Generic Summer Holiday: 32 days
Dependence Day: 41 days
Feast of Boris: 43 days
Arrrbor Day: 49 days
Labór Day: 59 days
Yuletide: 81 days
Festival of Jarlsberg: 82 days


2 days until Mysticism.


 > status

Name: Abbbo
Class: Turtle Tamer

Lv: 12
HP: 424 / 503
MP: 212 / 352

Mus: 269 (134), tnp = 150
Mys: 207 (103), tnp = 9
Mox: 197 (98), tnp = 14

Advs: 87
Meat: 16,533

Full: 0 / 3
Drunk: 0 / 2
Spleen: 0 / 3


 > equipment

Hat: beer helmet
Weapon: giant cactus quill
Off-hand: dirty rigging rope
Shirt: General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket
Pants: bullet-proof corduroys
Container: protonic accelerator pack

Acc. 1: gold detective badge
Acc. 2: your cowboy boots
Acc. 3: gold wedding ring

Pet: Trick-or-Treating Tot (32 lbs)
Item: li'l unicorn costume

 > skills

Uncategorized
 - Ancestral Recall
 - CLEESH

Conditional
 - Shoot Ghost
 - Trap Ghost

Nuclear Autumn
 - Adipose Polymers
 - Backwards Knees
 - Boiling Tear Ducts
 - Bone Springs
 - Dislocatable Jaw
 - Extra Brain
 - Extra Gall Bladder
 - Extra Kidney
 - Extra Muscles
 - Extremely Punchable Face
 - Firefly Abdomen
 - Flappy Ears
 - Hypno-Eyes
 - Internal Soda Machine
 - Intracranial Eye
 - Magic Sweat
 - Magnetic Ears
 - Metallic Skin
 - Mind Bullets
 - Overactive Pheromones
 - Projectile Salivary Glands
 - Self-Combing Hair
 - Skunk Glands
 - Squid Glands
 - Steroid Bladder
 - Sucker Fingers
 - Throat Refrigerant
 - Translucent Skin

Gnome Trainer
 - Torso Awaregness


 > effects

0 of 3 AT buffs active.
Bone Springs (4)
Ear Winds (4)
Hardened Sweatshirt (4)
Impeccable Coiffure (4)
Juiced and Loose (4)
Magnetized Ears (4)
Mind Vision (4)
Ultrahydrated (5)
Superdrifting (9)
Rad-Pro Tected (14)
items.enh (15)
Winklered (18)
Jacked In (23)
familiar.enq (267)


 > modifiers

ML: +10
Enc: -5.00%
Init: +120.00%

Exp: +5.22
Meat: +90.00%
Item: +105.00%


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Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
You acquire an item: stuffed cocoabo

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
You acquire an item: stuffed teddy butler

Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues

Visiting the lighthouse keeper with 0 barrels of gunpowder.
You acquire tequila grenade (2)
You acquire an item: molotov cocktail cocktail
custom outfit Backup

Visiting the Maintenance Tunnels
Submitting option 6 for choice 1067
Took choice 1067/6: Waste Disposal
choice.php?whichchoice=1067&option=6&pwd
You acquire FunFunds™ (3)

Collecting potions from continental juice bar
You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
You acquire an item: perfume of prejudice
You acquire an item: glass of warm milk
> You have the latest use_for_items.txt.  Will not check again today.

place.php?whichplace=town_market&action=town_bookmobile
Encounter: The Bookmobile
Took choice 1200/1: Buy a Copy (with meat from storage)
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1200&option=1
Encounter: The Bookmobile
You acquire an item: Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror
Took choice 1200/2: No Thanks
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1200&option=2

Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge

clan_viplounge.php?preaction=buyfloundryitem&whichitem=9006
You acquire an item: tunac

equip shirt tunac

mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=10&pudnuggler=%22detective+school+application%22
place.php?whichplace=town_wrong&action=townwrong_precinct
You acquire cop dollar (3)
Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (3 more cases today)
choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
wham.php?visit=1
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
wham.php?ask=rel&w=4&visit=1
wham.php?accuse=4&visit=4
You acquire cop dollar (3)
> Solved the case in 14 minutes, earning 11 bonus dollars.
place.php?whichplace=town_wrong&action=townwrong_precinct
Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (2 more cases today)
choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
wham.php?visit=1
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
wham.php?visit=2
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
wham.php?ask=1&visit=2
wham.php?visit=3
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
wham.php?visit=4
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4
wham.php?ask=1&visit=4
wham.php?accuse=8&visit=8
You acquire cop dollar (3)
> Solved the case in 40 minutes, earning 6 bonus dollars.
place.php?whichplace=town_wrong&action=townwrong_precinct
Took choice 1193/1: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
wham.php?visit=1
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
wham.php?visit=2
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=2
wham.php?accuse=3&visit=3
You acquire cop dollar (3)
> Solved the case in 21 minutes, earning 9 bonus dollars.
mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=5&pudnuggler=%22Eldritch+Intellect%3A+Journey+into+a+Mind+of+Horror%22

[665] The Old Landfill
Encounter: mutant The ghost of Vanillica "Trashblossom" Gorton
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 2: Abbbo casts SHOOT GHOST!
Round 3: Abbbo casts SHOOT GHOST!
Round 4: Abbbo casts SHOOT GHOST!
Round 5: Abbbo casts TRAP GHOST!
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
After Battle: You gain 20 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (5)
You acquire an item: tie-dyed fannypack
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 29 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!

equip off-hand padded tortoise

equip shirt surgical apron

equip acc3 chintzy turtle brooch

equip familiar li'l liberty costume

equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe

familiar Intergnat (31 lbs)

Unequip Fist Turkey

equip familiar astral pet sweater
outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues

Visiting Yossarian
You acquire an item: molybdenum magnet

[665] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it
Encounter: batwinged gremlin NAMED NEIL
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 2: Gruncent says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 27 damage.
Round 2: batwinged gremlin takes 27 damage.
Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
Round 2: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 3: Gruncent says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 26 damage.
Round 3: batwinged gremlin takes 26 damage.
Round 3: You lose 4 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 4: Gruncent says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 20 damage.
Round 4: batwinged gremlin takes 20 damage.
Round 4: You lose 2 hit points
Round 4: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 5: Gruncent says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 27 damage.
Round 5: batwinged gremlin takes 27 damage.
Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
Round 5: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 6: Gruncent says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 22 damage.
Round 6: batwinged gremlin takes 22 damage.
Round 6: You lose 3 hit points
Round 6: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 7: Gruncent says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 25 damage.
Round 7: batwinged gremlin takes 25 damage.
Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
Round 7: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 8: Gruncent says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 27 damage.
Round 8: batwinged gremlin takes 27 damage.
Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
Round 8: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 9: Gruncent says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 30 damage.
Round 9: batwinged gremlin takes 30 damage.
Round 9: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
You gain 98 Meat
After Battle: Gruncent finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
You acquire an item: gremlin juice
You acquire an item: rad (10)
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 33 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 21 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm

familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (32 lbs)

[666] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it
Encounter: vegetable gremlin
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
Round 2: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: vegetable gremlin takes 23 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: vegetable gremlin takes 148 damage.
Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: vegetable gremlin takes 175 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when you and BeefDancer the Inebriated took turns doing benchpresses with Ravioli Brooke's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
You gain 195 Meat
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 32 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness

[667] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it
Encounter: vegetable gremlin
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
Round 2: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 3: You lose 4 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: vegetable gremlin takes 23 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: vegetable gremlin takes 166 damage.
Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: vegetable gremlin takes 153 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when you armwrestled NoodleAccordion. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
Your familiar gains a pound: Tagdalena, the 18 lb. Trick-or-Treating Tot
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
You gain 206 Meat
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 32 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
Paranormal activity reported at The Spooky Forest.

[668] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it
Encounter: vegetable gremlin
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
Round 2: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: vegetable gremlin takes 23 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: vegetable gremlin takes 147 damage.
Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: vegetable gremlin takes 154 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
After Battle: You gain 33 Muscularity Points
You gain 198 Meat
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 34 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm

cast 1 Bone Springs
You acquire an effect: Bone Springs (10)

cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)

cast 1 Magic Sweat
You acquire an effect: Hardened Sweatshirt (10)

cast 1 Self-Combing Hair
You acquire an effect: Impeccable Coiffure (10)

cast 1 Steroid Bladder
You acquire an effect: Juiced and Loose (10)

cast 1 Magnetic Ears
You acquire an effect: Magnetized Ears (10)

cast 1 Intracranial Eye
You acquire an effect: Mind Vision (10)

buy 1 Superdrifter holo-record for 300 each from Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: Superdrifter holo-record

use 1 Superdrifter holo-record
You acquire an effect: Superdrifting (10)

place.php?whichplace=falloutshelter&action=vault_term
Source Terminal: enhance substats.enh
You acquire an effect: substats.enh (100)

[669] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it
Encounter: batwinged gremlin
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
Round 2: Abbbo uses the molybdenum magnet!
You acquire an item: molybdenum hammer
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when you armwrestled PokeySpy. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
You gain 195 Meat
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 38 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness

[670] Near an Abandoned Refrigerator
Encounter: batwinged gremlin
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: batwinged gremlin drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: batwinged gremlin drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: You lose 4 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: batwinged gremlin takes 24 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: batwinged gremlin takes 156 damage.
Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: batwinged gremlin takes 187 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when PokeyBear gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
You acquire an item: Flaming Sazerorc
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
After Battle: You gain 33 Muscularity Points
You gain 195 Meat
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 41 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness

[671] Near an Abandoned Refrigerator
Encounter: A.M.C. gremlin
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the tennis ball!

[671] Near an Abandoned Refrigerator
Encounter: spider gremlin
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
Round 2: Abbbo uses the molybdenum magnet!
You acquire an item: molybdenum pliers
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
After Battle: You gain 36 Muscularity Points
You gain 214 Meat
You acquire an item: gremlin juice
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 36 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness

[672] Over Where the Old Tires Are
Encounter: erudite gremlin
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
Round 2: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
Round 4: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
Round 5: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
Round 6: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
Round 7: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
Round 8: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
Round 9: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 10: You lose 3 hit points
Round 10: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 11: You lose 4 hit points
Round 11: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 12: You lose 2 hit points
Round 12: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 13: You lose 4 hit points
Round 13: Abbbo uses the molybdenum magnet!
You acquire an item: molybdenum crescent wrench
Round 14: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when you and Lord Great took turns doing benchpresses with RhinocerosBeast's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points
You gain 202 Meat
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 33 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm

[673] Out by that Rusted-Out Car
Encounter: vegetable gremlin
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
Round 2: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
Round 4: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 4: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 5: vegetable gremlin drops 10 attack power.
Round 5: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
Round 5: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 6: You lose 3 hit points
Round 6: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 7: vegetable gremlin takes 24 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo attacks!
Round 8: vegetable gremlin takes 161 damage.
Round 8: You lose 4 hit points
Round 8: Abbbo attacks!
Round 9: vegetable gremlin takes 153 damage.
Round 9: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you and WonderfulSort and MustardBaconWhatever won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
After Battle: You gain 35 Muscularity Points
You gain 214 Meat
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek

[674] Out by that Rusted-Out Car
Encounter: mutant vegetable gremlin
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 2: You lose 12 hit points
Round 2: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 3: You lose 13 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo uses the dictionary!
Round 4: You lose 12 hit points
Round 4: Abbbo uses the molybdenum magnet!
You acquire an item: molybdenum screwdriver
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when VodkaStella taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points
You gain 214 Meat
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 41 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
outfit Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform
outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues

Visiting Yossarian
You acquire an item: rusty chain necklace

Visiting Yossarian

Visiting the lighthouse keeper with 0 barrels of gunpowder.

equip shirt tunac

equip acc2 tie-dyed fannypack

equip weapon giant cactus quill

[675] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: I Am The Brotherhood
You acquire an item: perforated battle paddle
You acquire beer bomb (3)
You acquire an item: PADL Phone

[676] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Homeopath
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 3: You lose 6 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath takes 235 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: filthy poultice
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
8 hippies defeated; 8 down, 992 left.

equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe

[677] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman takes 237 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when PlatypusPun the Barbarian taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 32 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!
8 hippies defeated; 16 down, 984 left.

[678] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Baker
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Baker takes 223 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you and ChickenMonster and Void Hailey won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
You acquire an item: hippy protest button
You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 33 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
8 hippies defeated; 24 down, 976 left.
outfit War Hippy Fatigues

[679] Pirates of the Garbage Barges
Encounter: filthy pirate
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: filthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
Round 2: filthy pirate drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 3: You lose 15 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: filthy pirate takes 166 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
After Battle: A love cockroach trundles out from under a nearby pile of garbage and gives you a wadded-up bill.
You acquire an item: FunFunds™
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
After Battle: You gain 20 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: grogpagne
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: +9 Radiation Sickness
You acquire an item: li'l pirate costume
After Battle: You gain 30 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah

equip off-hand tip jar

equip familiar li'l pirate costume

Visiting Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision

familiar Hobo Monkey (16 lbs)

Unequip Intergnat

equip familiar astral pet sweater

place.php?whichplace=falloutshelter&action=vault_term
Source Terminal: enhance meat.enh
You acquire an effect: meat.enh (100)

familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (33 lbs)

[680] The Spooky Forest
Encounter: The Headless Horseman
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 2: Abbbo casts SHOOT GHOST!
Round 3: Abbbo casts SHOOT GHOST!
Round 4: Abbbo casts SHOOT GHOST!
Round 5: Abbbo casts TRAP GHOST!
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
You acquire an item: ghostly reins
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: +9 Radiation Sickness
After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 26 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm

familiar Hobo Monkey (26 lbs)

equip off-hand ghostly reins

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow
Your familiar gains a pound: Honjamin, the 7 lb. Hobo Monkey

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow
Your familiar gains a pound: Honjamin, the 8 lb. Hobo Monkey

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow
Your familiar gains a pound: Honjamin, the 11 lb. Hobo Monkey

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow
Your familiar gains a pound: Honjamin, the 12 lb. Hobo Monkey

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow
Your familiar gains a pound: Honjamin, the 13 lb. Hobo Monkey

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow
Your familiar gains a pound: Honjamin, the 14 lb. Hobo Monkey

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow
Your familiar gains a pound: Honjamin, the 15 lb. Hobo Monkey

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow
Your familiar gains a pound: Honjamin, the 16 lb. Hobo Monkey

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow
Your familiar gains a pound: Honjamin, the 17 lb. Hobo Monkey

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow
Your familiar gains a pound: Honjamin, the 18 lb. Hobo Monkey

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow
Your familiar gains a pound: Honjamin, the 19 lb. Hobo Monkey

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow
Your familiar gains a pound: Honjamin, the 20 lb. Hobo Monkey

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (43 lbs)

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow
Your familiar gains a pound: Tagdalena, the 19 lb. Trick-or-Treating Tot

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

use 1 Ghost Dog Chow

cast 1 Bone Springs
You acquire an effect: Bone Springs (10)

cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)

cast 1 Magic Sweat
You acquire an effect: Hardened Sweatshirt (10)

cast 1 Self-Combing Hair
You acquire an effect: Impeccable Coiffure (10)

cast 1 Steroid Bladder
You acquire an effect: Juiced and Loose (10)

cast 1 Magnetic Ears
You acquire an effect: Magnetized Ears (10)

cast 1 Intracranial Eye
You acquire an effect: Mind Vision (10)

buy 1 Rad-Pro (1 oz.) for 500 each from Fallout Shelter Medical Supply
Rad-Pro (1 oz.) is multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was not
You spent 500 Meat
You acquire an item: Rad-Pro (1 oz.)

use 1 Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
You acquire an effect: Rad-Pro Tected (20)

buy 1 Superdrifter holo-record for 300 each from Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: Superdrifter holo-record

use 1 Superdrifter holo-record
You acquire an effect: Superdrifting (10)

familiar Intergnat (41 lbs)

Unequip Hobo Monkey

equip familiar astral pet sweater

Visiting Internet Meme Shop

trading 20 BACON for 1 viral video
You acquire an item: viral video

familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (44 lbs)

uneffect Superdrifting

place.php?whichplace=falloutshelter&action=vault3
You acquire an effect: Spa Day! (100)

buy 1 Drunk Uncles holo-record for 1000 each from Underground Record Store
You spent 1,000 Meat
You acquire an item: Drunk Uncles holo-record

use 1 Drunk Uncles holo-record
You acquire an effect: Drunk and Avuncular (10)

drink 2 Ambitious Turkey
You gain 24 Adventures
You gain 18 Strengthliness
You gain 22 Magicalness
You gain 26 Smarm
You acquire an effect: Turkey-Ambitious (25)
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You gain 19 Adventures
You gain 21 Fortitude
You gain 31 Enchantedness
You gain 17 Roguishness
You acquire an effect: Turkey-Ambitious (25)
You gain 1 Drunkenness

buy 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray for 150 each from The Knob Dispensary
You spent 150 Meat
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin nasal spray

use 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray
You acquire an effect: Wasabi Sinuses (10)

equip off-hand tip jar

familiar Hobo Monkey (35 lbs)

Unequip Intergnat

equip familiar astral pet sweater

equip off-hand ghostly reins

familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (44 lbs)

uneffect Drunk and Avuncular

equip off-hand tip jar

buy 1 Superdrifter holo-record for 300 each from Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: Superdrifter holo-record

use 1 Superdrifter holo-record
You acquire an effect: Superdrifting (10)

concert 2
outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues

concert 2
You acquire an effect: Winklered (20)

use 1 Deck of Every Card

[680] Deck of Every Card
play Knife (56)
Encounter: Knife
You acquire an item: knife

familiar Intergnat (31 lbs)

Unequip Hobo Monkey

equip familiar astral pet sweater

summon Neil K'thiztoa Marine
You acquire an effect: Jacked In (25)
You acquire BACON (10)
You acquire an item: star chart

familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (34 lbs)

equip weapon knife

use 1 jug of porquoise juice
You acquire an effect: Je Ne Sais Porquoise (50)

equip acc2 your cowboy boots
outfit War Hippy Fatigues

use 3 carbonated water lily
You gain 187 Muscularity Points

buy 16 Knob Goblin seltzer for 80 each from The Knob Dispensary
You spent 1,280 Meat
You acquire Knob Goblin seltzer (16)

use 16 Knob Goblin seltzer
You gain 157 Muscularity Points

buy 1 Knob Goblin seltzer for 80 each from The Knob Dispensary
You spent 80 Meat
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin seltzer

use 1 Knob Goblin seltzer
You gain 8 Muscularity Points

[680] The Themthar Hills
Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the print screen button!
You acquire an item: screencapped monster
Round 2: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 2: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
Round 3: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
Round 3: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 4: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 36 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 261 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
The nuns take 6,930 Meat; 6,930 recovered, 93,070 left to recover.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 46 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm

[681] The Themthar Hills
Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 36 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 259 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
After Battle: You gain 35 Muscularity Points
The nuns take 6,937 Meat; 13,867 recovered, 86,133 left to recover.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 35 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek

[682] The Themthar Hills
Encounter: mutant dirty thieving brigand
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 36 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 243 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
The nuns take 5,721 Meat; 19,588 recovered, 80,412 left to recover.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 47 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 26 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek

[683] The Themthar Hills
Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 36 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 277 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Your familiar gains a pound: Tagdalena, the 20 lb. Trick-or-Treating Tot
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
The nuns take 6,992 Meat; 26,580 recovered, 73,420 left to recover.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 24 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah

[684] The Themthar Hills
Encounter: mutant dirty thieving brigand
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 36 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 242 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
The nuns take 6,910 Meat; 33,490 recovered, 66,510 left to recover.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 53 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm

[685] The Themthar Hills
Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 36 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 265 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
The nuns take 6,274 Meat; 39,764 recovered, 60,236 left to recover.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 39 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 32 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!

[686] The Themthar Hills
Encounter: Wooof! Wooooooof!
Took choice 1106/3: acquire familiar food
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1106&option=3
You acquire an item: Ghost Dog Chow

[686] The Themthar Hills
Encounter: Don't Be Alarmed, Now
Encounter: Don't Be Alarmed, Now
Took choice 329/1: Fortune favors the bold -- tame it
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=329&option=1
You acquire an item: hedgeturtle

[686] The Themthar Hills
Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 3: You lose 4 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 36 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 268 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points
The nuns take 7,891 Meat; 47,655 recovered, 52,345 left to recover.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 45 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm

[687] The Themthar Hills
Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 36 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 261 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
After Battle: You gain 26 Muscularity Points
The nuns take 6,281 Meat; 53,936 recovered, 46,064 left to recover.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 52 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm

[688] The Themthar Hills
Encounter: mutant dirty thieving brigand
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 13 attack power.
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 36 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 240 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: dirty thieving brigand takes 240 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
After Battle: You gain 36 Muscularity Points
The nuns take 7,179 Meat; 61,115 recovered, 38,885 left to recover.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 39 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 26 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek

[689] The Themthar Hills
Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 36 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 269 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
After Battle: You gain 36 Muscularity Points
The nuns take 7,518 Meat; 68,633 recovered, 31,367 left to recover.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 24 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm

cast 1 Bone Springs
You acquire an effect: Bone Springs (10)

cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)

cast 1 Magic Sweat
You acquire an effect: Hardened Sweatshirt (10)

cast 1 Self-Combing Hair
You acquire an effect: Impeccable Coiffure (10)

cast 1 Steroid Bladder
You acquire an effect: Juiced and Loose (10)

cast 1 Magnetic Ears
You acquire an effect: Magnetized Ears (10)

cast 1 Intracranial Eye
You acquire an effect: Mind Vision (10)

buy 1 Superdrifter holo-record for 300 each from Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: Superdrifter holo-record

use 1 Superdrifter holo-record
You acquire an effect: Superdrifting (10)

buy 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray for 150 each from The Knob Dispensary
You spent 150 Meat
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin nasal spray

use 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray
You acquire an effect: Wasabi Sinuses (10)

[690] The Themthar Hills
Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 36 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 262 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
The nuns take 6,937 Meat; 75,570 recovered, 24,430 left to recover.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 47 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek

[691] The Themthar Hills
Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 36 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 268 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
After Battle: You gain 27 Muscularity Points
The nuns take 5,811 Meat; 81,381 recovered, 18,619 left to recover.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 26 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah

[692] The Themthar Hills
Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 36 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 263 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Muscularity Points
The nuns take 7,089 Meat; 88,470 recovered, 11,530 left to recover.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 36 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah

[693] The Themthar Hills
Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 11 attack power.
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 36 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 261 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
The nuns take 7,946 Meat; 96,416 recovered, 3,584 left to recover.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 38 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues

use 1 screencapped monster

[694] screencapped monster
Encounter: mutant dirty thieving brigand
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: dirty thieving brigand drops 12 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: dirty thieving brigand takes 36 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: dirty thieving brigand takes 239 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points
The nuns take 7,294 Meat; 100,000 recovered, 0 left to recover.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 52 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness

equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe

equip acc2 tie-dyed fannypack

[695] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
Encounter: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 6 attack power.
Round 2: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 5 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster takes 385 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con V, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
After Battle: You gain 22 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: frigid ninja stars
You acquire an item: rad (10)
You acquire an item: li'l ninja costume
After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!

equip familiar li'l ninja costume

place.php?whichplace=falloutshelter&action=vault_term
Source Terminal: enhance items.enh
You acquire an effect: items.enh (100)

[696] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 303 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 295 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XI, when SuperBear the Stoic bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
You acquire an item: candy mountain oyster
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
After Battle: You gain 36 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: communications windchimes
You acquire an item: tube of dread wax
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 33 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
16 hippies defeated; 40 down, 960 left.

[697] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 299 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 297 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when you and Chief Worst took turns doing benchpresses with Captain Moment's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: didgeridooka
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 33 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
16 hippies defeated; 56 down, 944 left.

[698] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: Wooof! Wooooooof!
Took choice 1106/3: acquire familiar food
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1106&option=3
You acquire an item: Ghost Dog Chow

[698] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman takes 334 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you armwrestled Ryan the Inebriated. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 33 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 21 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
16 hippies defeated; 72 down, 928 left.
The Orchard is now accessible in this uniform!

[699] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: Don't Be Alarmed, Now
Took choice 329/1: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=329&option=1
You acquire an item: hedgeturtle

[699] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 327 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you and AmazingJames totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: pink clay bead
You acquire an item: communications windchimes
You acquire an item: oversized pipe
You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 32 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 28 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
16 hippies defeated; 88 down, 912 left.

Visiting The Organic Produce Stand

cast 1 Bone Springs
You acquire an effect: Bone Springs (10)

cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)

cast 1 Magic Sweat
You acquire an effect: Hardened Sweatshirt (10)

cast 1 Self-Combing Hair
You acquire an effect: Impeccable Coiffure (10)

cast 1 Steroid Bladder
You acquire an effect: Juiced and Loose (10)

cast 1 Magnetic Ears
You acquire an effect: Magnetized Ears (10)

cast 1 Intracranial Eye
You acquire an effect: Mind Vision (10)

buy 1 Rad-Pro (1 oz.) for 500 each from Fallout Shelter Medical Supply
You spent 500 Meat
You acquire an item: Rad-Pro (1 oz.)

use 1 Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
You acquire an effect: Rad-Pro Tected (20)

buy 1 Superdrifter holo-record for 300 each from Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: Superdrifter holo-record

use 1 Superdrifter holo-record
You acquire an effect: Superdrifting (10)

equip acc3 Source shades

use 1 cyclops eyedrops
You acquire an effect: One Very Clear Eye (10)

buy 1 Knob Goblin eyedrops for 200 each from The Knob Dispensary
You spent 200 Meat
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin eyedrops

use 1 Knob Goblin eyedrops
You acquire an effect: Peeled Eyeballs (10)

[700] The Hatching Chamber
Encounter: larval filthworm
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: larval filthworm drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: larval filthworm drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (6)
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: larval filthworm takes 318 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when Professor Ravioli taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
You gain 170 Meat
You acquire an item: filthworm hatchling scent gland
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 33 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek

use 1 filthworm hatchling scent gland
You acquire an effect: Filthworm Larva Stench (10)

[701] The Feeding Chamber
Encounter: mutant filthworm drone
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: filthworm drone drops 11 attack power.
Round 2: filthworm drone drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: filthworm drone takes 310 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when you and TurkeySuperAgent and Fritz the Barbarian won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
You gain 262 Meat
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 32 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 26 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness

[702] The Feeding Chamber
Encounter: filthworm drone
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: filthworm drone drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: filthworm drone drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (5)
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: filthworm drone takes 314 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con 3-D, when both MegaBarbarian and PokeyBrooklyn complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
You gain 241 Meat
You acquire an item: filthworm drone scent gland
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 29 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek

use 1 filthworm drone scent gland
You acquire an effect: Filthworm Drone Stench (10)

[703] The Royal Guard Chamber
Encounter: filthworm royal guard
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: filthworm royal guard drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: filthworm royal guard drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (4)
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: filthworm royal guard takes 314 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when you armwrestled Professor Chief Bear. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
You gain 287 Meat
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 29 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 24 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm

[704] The Royal Guard Chamber
Encounter: mutant filthworm royal guard
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: filthworm royal guard drops 11 attack power.
Round 2: filthworm royal guard drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: filthworm royal guard takes 294 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when you and Tequila Duncan totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
You gain 278 Meat
You acquire an item: filthworm royal guard scent gland
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 39 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm

use 1 filthworm royal guard scent gland
You acquire an effect: Filthworm Guard Stench (10)

[705] The Filthworm Queen's Chamber
Encounter: the queen filthworm
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: queen filthworm drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: queen filthworm drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: queen filthworm takes 309 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled WhiskeyKid. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
You gain 2787 Meat
You acquire an item: heart of the filthworm queen
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 47 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues

Visiting The Organic Produce Stand

Visiting The Organic Produce Stand
You gain 4,011 Meat

equip off-hand UV-resistant compass

use 1 drum machine

Create 2 meat paste
You acquire meat paste (2)
You lose 20 Meat

Combine 1 ancient amulet + 1 Eye of Ed
You acquire an item: headpiece of the Staff of Ed
Crafting used 1 each of ancient amulet and Eye of Ed

Combine 1 headpiece of the Staff of Ed + 1 Staff of Fats
You acquire an item: Staff of Ed
Crafting used 1 each of Staff of Fats and headpiece of the Staff of Ed

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equip off-hand dirty rigging rope

equip shirt ghost toga

equip pants bullet-proof corduroys

equip acc2 your cowboy boots

equip acc3 rusty chain necklace

equip familiar li'l eyeball costume

cast 1 Squid Glands
You acquire an effect: Inked Well (10)

[706] The Upper Chamber
Encounter: A Wheel -- How Fortunate!
You acquire an item: crumbling wooden wheel

[707] The Upper Chamber
Encounter: A Wheel -- How Fortunate!
You acquire an item: crumbling wooden wheel

[708] The Upper Chamber
Encounter: Iiti Kitty
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Iiti Kitty drops 9 attack power.
Round 2: Iiti Kitty drops 8 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: Iiti Kitty takes 37 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: Iiti Kitty takes 284 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
After Battle: You gain 27 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: leathery cat skin
You acquire an item: ancient Magi-Wipes
You acquire an item: ancient vinyl coin purse
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 29 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 25 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah

use 1 ancient vinyl coin purse
You gain 695 Meat

[709] The Upper Chamber
Encounter: A Wheel -- How Fortunate!
You acquire an item: crumbling wooden wheel

[710] The Upper Chamber
Encounter: tomb servant
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: tomb servant drops 9 attack power.
Round 2: tomb servant drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: tomb servant takes 30 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: tomb servant takes 224 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
You gain 132 Meat
You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness

[711] The Upper Chamber
Encounter: Down Dooby-Doo Down Down

cast 1 Bone Springs
You acquire an effect: Bone Springs (10)

cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)

cast 1 Magic Sweat
You acquire an effect: Hardened Sweatshirt (10)

cast 1 Self-Combing Hair
You acquire an effect: Impeccable Coiffure (10)

cast 1 Steroid Bladder
You acquire an effect: Juiced and Loose (10)

cast 1 Magnetic Ears
You acquire an effect: Magnetized Ears (10)

cast 1 Intracranial Eye
You acquire an effect: Mind Vision (10)

buy 1 Superdrifter holo-record for 300 each from Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: Superdrifter holo-record

use 1 Superdrifter holo-record
You acquire an effect: Superdrifting (10)

uneffect Superdrifting

equip shirt tunac

equip acc2 tie-dyed fannypack

equip acc3 Source shades

equip familiar li'l ninja costume

buy 1 Lucky Strikes holo-record for 300 each from Underground Record Store
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: Lucky Strikes holo-record

use 1 Lucky Strikes holo-record
You acquire an effect: Lucky Struck (10)

buy 1 Knob Goblin eyedrops for 200 each from The Knob Dispensary
You spent 200 Meat
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin eyedrops

use 1 Knob Goblin eyedrops
You acquire an effect: Peeled Eyeballs (10)

[712] The Middle Chamber
Encounter: tomb rat
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo casts DIGITIZE!
Round 2: Abbbo uses the tangle of rat tails!
Round 3: your opponent becomes a tomb rat king!
Round 3: Abbbo casts DIGITIZE!
Round 4: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 5: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 6: tomb rat king takes 19 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 7: tomb rat king takes 28 damage.
Round 7: You gain 28 hit points
Round 7: tomb rat king takes 17 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo casts THROAT REFRIGERANT!
Round 8: tomb rat king takes 4 damage.
Round 8: tomb rat king takes 20 damage.
Round 8: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
You gain 423 Meat
You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 50 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 29 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah

[713] The Middle Chamber
Encounter: tomb servant
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: tomb servant drops 9 attack power.
Round 2: tomb servant drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (5)
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: tomb servant takes 310 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
You gain 154 Meat
You acquire an item: canopic jar
You acquire an item: mummy wrapping
You acquire an item: ancient protein powder
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 26 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness

[714] The Middle Chamber
Encounter: tomb rat
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
Round 2: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: tomb rat takes 294 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points
You gain 182 Meat
You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 26 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek

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Source Terminal: educate duplicate.edu

[715] The Middle Chamber
Encounter: mutant tomb asp
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the tennis ball!

[715] The Middle Chamber
Encounter: tomb servant
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: tomb servant drops 9 attack power.
Round 2: tomb servant drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: tomb servant takes 323 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
You gain 149 Meat
You acquire an item: canopic jar
You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
You acquire an item: mummy wrapping
You acquire an item: ancient protein powder
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 26 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah

[716] The Middle Chamber
Encounter: Further Down Dooby-Doo Down Down

[717] The Middle Chamber
Encounter: tomb rat
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo casts DUPLICATE!
Round 2: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 3: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 4: tomb rat takes 18 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 5: tomb rat takes 34 damage.
Round 5: You gain 34 hit points
Round 5: tomb rat takes 16 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: tomb rat takes 136 damage.
Round 6: tomb rat takes 16 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo attacks!
Round 7: tomb rat takes 143 damage.
Round 7: tomb rat takes 17 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo attacks!
Round 8: tomb rat takes 136 damage.
Round 8: tomb rat takes 17 damage.
Round 8: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
After Battle: You gain 26 Muscularity Points
You gain 201 Meat
You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah

[718] The Middle Chamber
Encounter: Ratchet-catcher
You acquire an item: tomb ratchet

[718] The Middle Chamber
Encounter: tomb rat
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
Round 2: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: tomb rat takes 300 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
You gain 173 Meat
You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 33 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
Paranormal activity reported at Inside the Palindome.

equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat

[719] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: Emily Koops, a spooky lime
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 2: Abbbo casts SHOOT GHOST!
Round 3: Abbbo casts SHOOT GHOST!
Round 4: Abbbo casts SHOOT GHOST!
Round 5: Abbbo casts TRAP GHOST!
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
After Battle: You gain 38 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
You acquire an item: Liam's mail
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek

[719] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: Sun at Noon, Tan Us
Took choice 126/1: moxie
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=126&option=1
You gain 142 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!

[720] The Middle Chamber
Encounter: tomb rat
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
Round 2: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: tomb rat takes 294 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
You gain 220 Meat
You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: +9 Radiation Sickness
After Battle: You gain 30 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah

[721] The Middle Chamber
Encounter: Musk!  Musk!  Musk!
Encounter: Musk!  Musk!  Musk!
Took choice 945/1: Follow your nose
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=945&option=1
You acquire an item: musk turtle

[721] The Middle Chamber
Encounter: tomb rat
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
Round 2: tomb rat drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: tomb rat takes 294 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
After Battle: You gain 22 Muscularity Points
You gain 204 Meat
You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: +9 Radiation Sickness
After Battle: You gain 26 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness

[722] The Middle Chamber
Encounter: Under Control

Visiting the Pyramid Control Room
Took choice 929/1: turn lower chamber, lose wheel
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=1
Took choice 929/1: turn lower chamber, lose wheel
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=1
Took choice 929/1: turn lower chamber, lose wheel
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=1
Took choice 929/5: enter lower chamber
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=5

[723] The Lower Chambers (Token/Empty)
You acquire an item: ancient bronze token

Visiting the Pyramid Control Room
Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=2
Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=2
Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=2
Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=2
Took choice 929/5: enter lower chamber
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=5

[724] The Lower Chambers (Rubble/Bomb)
You acquire an item: ancient bomb

Visiting the Pyramid Control Room
Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=2
Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=2
Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=2

cast 1 Bone Springs
You acquire an effect: Bone Springs (10)

cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)

cast 1 Magic Sweat
You acquire an effect: Hardened Sweatshirt (10)

cast 1 Self-Combing Hair
You acquire an effect: Impeccable Coiffure (10)

cast 1 Steroid Bladder
You acquire an effect: Juiced and Loose (10)

cast 1 Magnetic Ears
You acquire an effect: Magnetized Ears (10)

cast 1 Intracranial Eye
You acquire an effect: Mind Vision (10)

buy 1 Rad-Pro (1 oz.) for 500 each from Fallout Shelter Medical Supply
You spent 500 Meat
You acquire an item: Rad-Pro (1 oz.)

use 1 Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
You acquire an effect: Rad-Pro Tected (20)

buy 1 Superdrifter holo-record for 300 each from Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: Superdrifter holo-record

use 1 Superdrifter holo-record
You acquire an effect: Superdrifting (10)

equip weapon sewage-clogged pistol

equip acc1 your cowboy boots

equip acc2 government-issued night-vision goggles

equip acc3 tiny plastic Duke Starkiller

equip familiar li'l robot costume

buy 1 Knob Goblin learning pill for 300 each from The Knob Dispensary
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin learning pill

use 1 Knob Goblin learning pill
You acquire an effect: Big Veiny Brain (10)

equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Took choice 929/5: enter lower chamber
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=5

[725] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Rubble)

[726] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
Encounter: mutant Ed the Undying
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Ed the Undying (1) drops 14 attack power.
Round 2: Ed the Undying (1) drops 13 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Ed the Undying (1) takes 33 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: Ed the Undying (1) takes 71 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: Ed the Undying (1) takes 69 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: Ed the Undying (1) takes 69 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo attacks!
Round 7: Ed the Undying (1) takes 81 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo attacks!
Round 8: Ed the Undying (1) takes 67 damage.
Round 8: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when Aldous the Fiery bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
You acquire an item: white chocolate chip cookies
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 69 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 32 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 52 Smarm

[727] The Lower Chambers
Encounter: Ed the Undying
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Ed the Undying (2) drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: Ed the Undying (2) drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Ed the Undying (2) takes 33 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: Ed the Undying (2) takes 87 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: Ed the Undying (2) takes 98 damage.
Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: Ed the Undying (2) takes 85 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo attacks!
Round 7: Ed the Undying (2) takes 86 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
After Battle: You gain 38 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 66 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 38 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 38 Chutzpah

[728] The Lower Chambers
Encounter: Ed the Undying
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Ed the Undying (3) drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: Ed the Undying (3) drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Ed the Undying (3) takes 34 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: Ed the Undying (3) takes 80 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: Ed the Undying (3) takes 102 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
After Battle: You gain 36 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 71 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 41 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 30 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!

[729] The Lower Chambers
Encounter: Ed the Undying
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Ed the Undying (4) drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: Ed the Undying (4) drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Ed the Undying (4) takes 34 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: Ed the Undying (4) takes 87 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: Ed the Undying (4) takes 87 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and InsaneConway totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
After Battle: You gain 20 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 83 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm

[730] The Lower Chambers
Encounter: mutant Ed the Undying
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Ed the Undying (1) drops 14 attack power.
Round 2: Ed the Undying (1) drops 13 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Ed the Undying (1) takes 34 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: Ed the Undying (1) takes 38 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: Ed the Undying (1) takes 45 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con II, when FuzzyBoozeJuggalo gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
You acquire an item: Fog Murderer
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
After Battle: You gain 33 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 65 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 50 Chutzpah

[731] The Lower Chambers
Encounter: Ed the Undying
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Ed the Undying (6) drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: Ed the Undying (6) drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Ed the Undying (6) takes 34 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: Ed the Undying (6) takes 54 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
After Battle: You gain 27 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 72 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 29 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 40 Sarcasm

[732] The Lower Chambers
Encounter: Ed the Undying
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Ed the Undying (7) drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: Ed the Undying (7) drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Ed the Undying (7) takes 34 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: Ed the Undying (7) takes 60 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when you and SealMaker took turns doing benchpresses with FantasticWoman's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
After Battle: You gain 26 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 65 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 38 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 38 Smarm
You acquire an item: Holy MacGuffin
You acquire an item: handful of confetti
outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues

[733] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: mutant War Hippy Homeopath
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 13 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 12 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath takes 34 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath takes 67 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 52 damage.
Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath takes 48 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo attacks!
Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
Round 7: Abbbo attacks!
Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath takes 48 damage.
Round 8: Abbbo attacks!
Round 9: War Hippy Homeopath takes 58 damage.
Round 9: Abbbo attacks!
Round 10: War Hippy Homeopath takes 55 damage.
Round 10: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when both Disco Riley and PokeyMan complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: natural fennel soda
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 47 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 33 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 30 Chutzpah
32 hippies defeated; 120 down, 880 left.

[734] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Baker
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Baker takes 34 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Baker takes 69 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 73 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Baker takes 73 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo attacks!
Round 7: War Hippy Baker takes 67 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when you armwrestled Tequila Quinn. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 54 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 26 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!
32 hippies defeated; 152 down, 848 left.

[735] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: mutant Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo casts FIRE SEWAGE PISTOL!
Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 1 damage.
Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 2: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 13 attack power.
Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 12 defense.
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 20 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 30 damage.
Round 5: You lose 17 hit points
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 3 damage.
You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (1)
Round 6: Abbbo attacks!
Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 5 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo attacks!
Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 4 damage.
Round 8: You lose 18 hit points
Round 8: Abbbo attacks!
Round 9: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 4 damage.
Round 9: You lose 17 hit points
Round 9: Abbbo attacks!
Round 10: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 28 damage.
Round 10: You lose 18 hit points
Round 10: Abbbo attacks!
Round 11: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 4 damage.
Round 11: You lose 24 hit points
Round 11: Abbbo attacks!
Round 12: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 5 damage.
Round 12: You lose 16 hit points
Round 12: Abbbo attacks!
Round 13: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 4 damage.
Round 13: You lose 19 hit points
Round 13: Abbbo attacks!
Round 14: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 5 damage.
Round 14: You lose 17 hit points
Round 14: Abbbo attacks!
Round 15: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 4 damage.
Round 15: You lose 17 hit points
Round 15: Abbbo attacks!
Round 16: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 3 damage.
Round 16: Abbbo attacks!
Round 17: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 3 damage.
Round 17: You lose 17 hit points
Round 17: Abbbo attacks!
Round 18: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 5 damage.
Round 18: You lose 16 hit points
Round 18: Abbbo attacks!
Round 19: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 30 damage.
Round 19: You lose 22 hit points
Round 19: Abbbo attacks!
Round 20: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 3 damage.
Round 20: You lose 15 hit points
Round 20: Abbbo attacks!
Round 21: You lose 3 hit points
Round 21: You lose 19 hit points
Round 21: Abbbo attacks!
Round 22: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 4 damage.
Round 22: You lose 18 hit points
Round 22: Abbbo attacks!
Round 23: You lose 3 hit points
Round 23: You lose 17 hit points
Round 23: Abbbo attacks!
Round 24: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 3 damage.
Round 24: You lose 15 hit points
Round 24: Abbbo attacks!
Round 25: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 5 damage.
Round 25: You lose 19 hit points
Round 25: Abbbo attacks!
Round 26: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 3 damage.
Round 26: You lose 18 hit points
Round 26: Abbbo attacks!
Round 27: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 3 damage.
Round 27: You lose 19 hit points
Round 27: Abbbo attacks!
Round 28: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 5 damage.
Round 28: You lose 17 hit points
Round 28: Abbbo attacks!
Round 29: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 5 damage.
Round 29: You lose 17 hit points
Round 29: Abbbo attacks!
Round 30: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 3 damage.
Round 30: You lose 16 hit points
Round 30: Abbbo attacks!
Round 31: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 4 damage.
Round 31: You lose 21 hit points
Round 31: Abbbo attacks!

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You gain 518 hit points

[736] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 11 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 31 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 69 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 67 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Rigger takes 87 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 37 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 27 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
32 hippies defeated; 184 down, 816 left.

cast 1 Bone Springs
You acquire an effect: Bone Springs (10)

cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)

cast 1 Magic Sweat
You acquire an effect: Hardened Sweatshirt (10)

cast 1 Self-Combing Hair
You acquire an effect: Impeccable Coiffure (10)

cast 1 Steroid Bladder
You acquire an effect: Juiced and Loose (10)

cast 1 Magnetic Ears
You acquire an effect: Magnetized Ears (10)

cast 1 Intracranial Eye
You acquire an effect: Mind Vision (10)

buy 1 Superdrifter holo-record for 300 each from Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: Superdrifter holo-record

use 1 Superdrifter holo-record
You acquire an effect: Superdrifting (10)

[737] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: mutant War Hippy Windtalker
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 14 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 13 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 37 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 74 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 78 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker takes 73 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo attacks!
Round 7: War Hippy Windtalker takes 74 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: green clay bead
You acquire an item: communications windchimes
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 47 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 34 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 33 Roguishness
32 hippies defeated; 216 down, 784 left.
The Nunnery is now accessible in this uniform!

[738] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Green Gourmet
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 37 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 88 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 88 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 92 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, when you and Julia the Majestic totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
After Battle: You gain 26 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: pink clay bead
You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
You acquire an item: Hippy Army MPE
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 58 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 25 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
32 hippies defeated; 248 down, 752 left.

[739] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 37 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 98 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 98 damage.
Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 100 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo attacks!
Round 7: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 102 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when FettuciniLover bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
You acquire an item: "meat" stick
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
After Battle: You gain 22 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 45 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 26 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 28 Smarm
32 hippies defeated; 280 down, 720 left.

[740] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: tomb rat
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: tomb rat drops 11 attack power.
Round 2: tomb rat drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: tomb rat takes 37 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: tomb rat takes 110 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: tomb rat takes 105 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VII, when both PokeyBarbarian and FuzzyBaby complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
You gain 108 Meat
You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 36 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 28 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 30 Smarm

[741] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 11 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 37 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 92 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 95 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 91 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo attacks!
Round 7: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 93 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled DaftDiscoThug. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
After Battle: You gain 20 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: didgeridooka
You acquire an item: tube of dread wax
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 52 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 28 Sarcasm
32 hippies defeated; 312 down, 688 left.

[742] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: mutant War Hippy Green Gourmet
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 14 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 13 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 37 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 72 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 71 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 70 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo attacks!
Round 7: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 68 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo attacks!
Round 8: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 67 damage.
Round 8: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: oversized pipe
You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
You acquire an item: Hippy Army MPE
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 58 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 33 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!
32 hippies defeated; 344 down, 656 left.

[743] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Shaman
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Shaman drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Shaman drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Shaman takes 37 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Shaman takes 97 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Shaman takes 102 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
You acquire an item: probability potion
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 52 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 32 Chutzpah
32 hippies defeated; 376 down, 624 left.

[744] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: mutant War Hippy Elite Rigger
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 15 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 14 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 37 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 68 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 67 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 69 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo attacks!
Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 66 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo attacks!
Round 8: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 67 damage.
Round 8: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
After Battle: You gain 33 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: pink clay bead
You acquire an item: oversized pipe
You acquire an item: wicker shield
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 57 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 32 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 29 Roguishness
32 hippies defeated; 408 down, 592 left.

buy 1 Rad-Pro (1 oz.) for 500 each from Fallout Shelter Medical Supply
You spent 500 Meat
You acquire an item: Rad-Pro (1 oz.)

use 1 Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
You acquire an effect: Rad-Pro Tected (20)

buy 1 Rad-Pro (1 oz.) for 500 each from Fallout Shelter Medical Supply
You spent 500 Meat
You acquire an item: Rad-Pro (1 oz.)

use 1 Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
You acquire an effect: Rad-Pro Tected (20)

[745] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: mutant War Hippy Airborne Commander
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Airborne Commander drops 15 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Airborne Commander drops 13 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 37 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 72 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 74 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 76 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo attacks!
Round 7: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 82 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you and PizzaWonderNovel and CheesyTodd won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: ferret bait
You acquire an item: ferret bait
You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 47 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 42 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 29 Cheek
32 hippies defeated; 440 down, 560 left.

[746] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 37 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 103 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 95 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker takes 106 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when you and Disco Madeline took turns doing benchpresses with Deft Abe's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: green clay bead
You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals
You acquire an item: communications windchimes
You acquire an item: communications windchimes
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 54 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 25 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm
32 hippies defeated; 472 down, 528 left.
The Farm is now accessible in this uniform!

cast 1 Bone Springs
You acquire an effect: Bone Springs (10)

cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)

cast 1 Magic Sweat
You acquire an effect: Hardened Sweatshirt (10)

cast 1 Self-Combing Hair
You acquire an effect: Impeccable Coiffure (10)

cast 1 Steroid Bladder
You acquire an effect: Juiced and Loose (10)

cast 1 Magnetic Ears
You acquire an effect: Magnetized Ears (10)

cast 1 Intracranial Eye
You acquire an effect: Mind Vision (10)

buy 1 Superdrifter holo-record for 300 each from Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: Superdrifter holo-record

use 1 Superdrifter holo-record
You acquire an effect: Superdrifting (10)

[747] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: Playing Fetch*

[747] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: Playing Fetch*
Took choice 1107/1: acquire tennis ball
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1107&option=1
You acquire an item: tennis ball

[747] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 37 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 95 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 99 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Rigger takes 95 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when you armwrestled FantasticSeal. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 48 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 29 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
32 hippies defeated; 504 down, 496 left.
Keep your eyes open for Slow Talkin' Elliot!

[748] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 12 hit points
You acquire an effect: Toad In The Hole (1)
You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (1)
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 13 attack power.
Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 12 defense.
Round 2: You lose 375 hit points
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Green Ops Soldier takes 37 damage.
Round 3: You lose 187 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: Green Ops Soldier takes 83 damage.
Round 4: You lose 94 hit points
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: Green Ops Soldier takes 84 damage.
Round 5: You lose 47 hit points
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: Green Ops Soldier takes 89 damage.
Round 6: You lose 23 hit points
Round 6: Abbbo attacks!
Round 7: Green Ops Soldier takes 81 damage.
Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
Round 7: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you and MustardOmegaBlaster and BurritoMaiden won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: gas balloon
You acquire an item: henna face paint
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 47 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 41 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
32 hippies defeated; 536 down, 464 left.

[749] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: mutant War Hippy Elder Shaman
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
You acquire an effect: Flared Nostrils (1)
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 16 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 12 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 38 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 85 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 98 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: almost-dead walkie-talkie
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con 3-D, when you and PimpBeast totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals
You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 63 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 24 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 39 Cheek
32 hippies defeated; 568 down, 432 left.

[750] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Green Gourmet
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 44 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 38 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 93 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 105 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 90 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when you armwrestled Travis the Bewildering. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
You acquire an item: Hippy Army MPE
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 57 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 26 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
32 hippies defeated; 600 down, 400 left.

[751] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 40 hit points

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You lose an effect: Beaten Up (0)
You lose an effect: Flared Nostrils (0)
You gain 851 hit points

[752] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 12 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 38 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 89 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 95 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 107 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con V, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
After Battle: You gain 36 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 46 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 33 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm
32 hippies defeated; 632 down, 368 left.
Keep your eyes open for Neil!

[753] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 38 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 113 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 99 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 96 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo attacks!
Round 7: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 97 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when both MadEfficientSeal and AwesomeTravis complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 52 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 25 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
32 hippies defeated; 664 down, 336 left.

[754] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Airborne Commander
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Airborne Commander drops 13 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Airborne Commander drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 38 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 90 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 90 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 97 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when both SleazyClaw and PizzaArchie complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
After Battle: You gain 33 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: ferret bait
You acquire an item: ferret bait
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 53 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 28 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm
32 hippies defeated; 696 down, 304 left.

[755] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 38 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 98 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 103 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Rigger takes 104 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when both CrazyBarbarian and TequilaKid complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: hippy protest button
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 34 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 23 Sarcasm
32 hippies defeated; 728 down, 272 left.
Keep your eyes open for Zim Merman!

cast 1 Bone Springs
You acquire an effect: Bone Springs (10)

cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)

cast 1 Magic Sweat
You acquire an effect: Hardened Sweatshirt (10)

cast 1 Self-Combing Hair
You acquire an effect: Impeccable Coiffure (10)

cast 1 Steroid Bladder
You acquire an effect: Juiced and Loose (10)

cast 1 Magnetic Ears
You acquire an effect: Magnetized Ears (10)

cast 1 Intracranial Eye
You acquire an effect: Mind Vision (10)

buy 1 Superdrifter holo-record for 300 each from Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: Superdrifter holo-record

use 1 Superdrifter holo-record
You acquire an effect: Superdrifting (10)

[756] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 38 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 90 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 93 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 93 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you and Lord Mustard totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
After Battle: You gain 33 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: natural fennel soda
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 32 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 29 Roguishness
32 hippies defeated; 760 down, 240 left.

[757] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 38 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 98 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 95 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker takes 98 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: green clay bead
You acquire an item: communications windchimes
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 53 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 24 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 28 Smarm
32 hippies defeated; 792 down, 208 left.

[758] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Elder Shaman
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 14 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 38 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 105 damage.
You acquire an effect: Flared Nostrils (1)
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 104 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: flowing hippy skirt
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 46 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 30 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 35 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!
32 hippies defeated; 824 down, 176 left.
Keep your eyes open for the C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative!

[759] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 44 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 13 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 38 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 93 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 93 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 95 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when both SealGun the Smelly and Lord Pasta complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
After Battle: You gain 39 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 56 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek
32 hippies defeated; 856 down, 144 left.

[760] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 48 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 26 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 85 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 72 damage.
You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (1)
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 70 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo attacks!
Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 76 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo attacks!
Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 75 damage.
Round 8: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, when you and BearGoblin the Kind and King Fuzzy won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: didgeridooka
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 53 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain a Level!
After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 27 Smarm
32 hippies defeated; 888 down, 112 left.

[761] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: mutant Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 54 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 14 attack power.
Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge drops 13 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 26 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 76 damage.
You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (1)
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 62 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 64 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo attacks!
Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 64 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo attacks!
Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 61 damage.
Round 8: Abbbo attacks!
Round 9: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 62 damage.
Round 9: Abbbo attacks!
Round 10: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 61 damage.
Round 10: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: gas balloon
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 56 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 30 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek
32 hippies defeated; 920 down, 80 left.
Keep your eyes open for the Glass of Orange Juice!

[762] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Elder Shaman
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 48 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 13 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 38 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 101 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 104 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VII, when you and MooseAndre totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
After Battle: You gain 39 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: Gaia beads
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 53 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 26 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 30 Smarm
32 hippies defeated; 952 down, 48 left.

[763] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 44 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 38 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 102 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 94 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 103 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when Andre the Unpleasant taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
After Battle: You gain 38 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
You acquire an item: natural fennel soda
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 52 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 24 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 27 Chutzpah
32 hippies defeated; 984 down, 16 left.

[764] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter: mutant War Hippy Airborne Commander
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 58 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: War Hippy Airborne Commander drops 15 attack power.
Round 2: War Hippy Airborne Commander drops 13 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 38 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 80 damage.
Round 4: You lose 7 hit points
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 76 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 77 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo attacks!
Round 7: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 77 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you armwrestled WhiskeyTaylor. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: purple clay bead
You acquire an item: ferret bait
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 59 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 34 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah
16 hippies defeated; 1000 down, 0 left.

[765] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
Encounter:

equip shirt Liam's mail
outfit War Hippy Fatigues

trading 1 PADL Phone for 2 dimes
You acquire 2 dimes

trading 1 perforated battle paddle for 1 dime
You acquire 1 dime
custom outfit Backup
outfit War Hippy Fatigues

trading 2 dimes for 1 filthy poultice
You acquire an item: filthy poultice
custom outfit Backup

trading 4 bullet-proof corduroyses, preciousss for 4 quarters
You acquire 4 quarters

trading 6 sets of communications windchimes for 12 quarters
You acquire 12 quarters

trading 3 didgeridookas for 6 quarters
You acquire 6 quarters

trading 1 flowing hippy skirt for 2 quarters
You acquire 2 quarters

trading 1 Gaia beads for 2 quarters
You acquire 2 quarters

trading 3 green clay beads for 15 quarters
You acquire 15 quarters

trading 1 hippy medical kit for 3 quarters
You acquire 3 quarters

trading 2 hippy protest mindys for 2 quarters
You acquire 2 quarters

trading 2 Lockenstocken sandals for 4 quarters
You acquire 4 quarters

trading 3 oversized pipes for 3 quarters
You acquire 3 quarters

trading 3 pink clay beads for 3 quarters
You acquire 3 quarters

trading 1 purple clay bead for 3 quarters
You acquire 3 quarters

trading 1 reinforced beaded headband for 1 quarter
You acquire 1 quarter

trading 3 round purple sunglasses for 3 quarters
You acquire 3 quarters

trading 1 wicker shield for 2 quarters
You acquire 2 quarters

trading 64 quarters for 32 gauze garters
You acquire gauze garter (32)

trading 1 quarter for 1 beer bomb
You acquire an item: beer bomb

[765] Hippy Camp
Encounter: The Big Wisniewski
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
Round 1: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 2: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 3: The Big Wisniewski takes 10 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: The Big Wisniewski takes 167 damage.
Round 4: You gain 167 hit points
Round 4: The Big Wisniewski takes 10 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 5: The Big Wisniewski takes 38 damage.
Round 5: The Big Wisniewski takes 10 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo casts FIRE SEWAGE PISTOL!
Round 6: The Big Wisniewski takes 1 damage.
Round 6: The Big Wisniewski drops 9 attack power.
Round 6: The Big Wisniewski drops 9 defense.
Round 6: The Big Wisniewski takes 8 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 7: The Big Wisniewski drops 14 attack power.
Round 7: The Big Wisniewski drops 13 defense.
Round 7: The Big Wisniewski takes 8 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo casts THROAT REFRIGERANT!
Round 8: The Big Wisniewski takes 362 damage.
Round 8: The Big Wisniewski takes 9 damage.
Round 8: Abbbo casts SKUNK GLANDS!
Round 9: The Big Wisniewski takes 1 damage.
Round 9: The Big Wisniewski takes 8 damage.
Round 9: Abbbo casts TRANSLUCENT SKIN!
Round 10: The Big Wisniewski takes 195 damage.
Round 10: The Big Wisniewski takes 8 damage.
Round 10: Abbbo casts SKUNK GLANDS!
Round 11: The Big Wisniewski takes 1 damage.
Round 11: The Big Wisniewski takes 10 damage.
Round 11: Abbbo casts THROAT REFRIGERANT!
Round 12: The Big Wisniewski takes 382 damage.
Round 12: The Big Wisniewski takes 10 damage.
Round 12: Abbbo casts THROAT REFRIGERANT!
Round 13: The Big Wisniewski takes 380 damage.
Round 13: The Big Wisniewski takes 8 damage.
Round 13: You lose 7 hit points
Round 13: Abbbo casts THROAT REFRIGERANT!
Round 14: The Big Wisniewski takes 398 damage.
Round 14: The Big Wisniewski takes 9 damage.
Round 14: Abbbo casts THROAT REFRIGERANT!
Round 15: The Big Wisniewski takes 388 damage.
Round 15: The Big Wisniewski takes 8 damage.
Round 15: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VIII, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
You acquire an item: sterno-flavored Hob-O
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: solid gold bowling ball
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 190 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 91 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 80 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!
War finished: hippies defeated
You acquire an item: Iron Beta of Industry

Tower: Contest Booth

equip hat Knob Goblin harem veil

equip weapon knife

equip off-hand dirty rigging rope

equip back frozen turtle shell

equip shirt tunac

equip pants Whoompa Fur Pants

equip acc2 gold detective badge

equip acc3 ghost of a necklace

equip familiar li'l candy corn costume

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You lose an effect: Flared Nostrils (0)
You gain 90 hit points

use 1 programmable turtle
You acquire an effect: Spiro Gyro (15)

use 1 Polysniff Perfume
You acquire an effect: Neutered Nostrils (10)
Registering for the Stinkiest Adventurer Contest

equip hat eXtreme scarf

equip weapon ocarina of space

equip back protonic accelerator pack

equip pants filthy corduroys

equip acc1 Iron Beta of Industry

equip acc2 pirate fledges

equip acc3 chintzy turtle brooch

equip familiar li'l knight costume

use 1 extra-potent gremlin mutagen
You acquire an effect: Seriously Mutated (1)

use 1 flask of baconstone juice
You acquire an effect: Baconstoned (10)

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use 1 industrial strength starch
You acquire an effect: Industrial Strength Starch (20)

buy 1 pirate tract for 300 each from Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Books (Bees Hate You)
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: pirate tract

use 1 pirate tract
You acquire an effect: Carrrsmic (10)

use 1 Take Eleven Bar
You acquire an effect: Took Eleven (20)

use 1 wind-up owl
You acquire an effect: Well Owl Be! (20)

buy 1 jabañero-flavored chewing gum for 200 each from Gno-Mart
You spent 200 Meat
You acquire an item: jabañero-flavored chewing gum

use 1 jabañero-flavored chewing gum
You acquire an effect: Spicy Mouth (5)

buy 1 pickle-flavored chewing gum for 200 each from Gno-Mart
You spent 200 Meat
You acquire an item: pickle-flavored chewing gum

use 1 pickle-flavored chewing gum
You acquire an effect: Mystic Pickleness (5)

Tower: Contest Booth
Registering for the Smartest Adventurer Contest

equip hat reinforced beaded headband

equip weapon knife

equip off-hand dirty rigging rope

equip pants bullet-proof corduroys

equip acc1 Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet

equip acc2 tortoboggan

equip acc3 expensive camera

equip familiar li'l liberty costume

use 1 Deck of Every Card

[766] Deck of Every Card
play The Race Card (48)
Encounter: The Race Card
You acquire an effect: Racing! (20)

use 1 ant agonist
You acquire an effect: All Fired Up (10)

use 1 Swabbie™ swab
You acquire an effect: Well-Swabbed Ear (10)

use 1 giraffe-necked turtle
You acquire an effect: Adorable Lookout (15)

buy 1 marzipan skull for 300 each from Gno-Mart
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: marzipan skull

use 1 marzipan skull
You acquire an effect: Hardly Poisoned at All (5)
You acquire an effect: Hombre Muerto Caminando (5)
You acquire an effect: Sugar Rush (5)

Tower: Contest Booth
Registering for the Fastest Adventurer Contest

uneffect Hardly Poisoned at All

equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe

[766] Fastest Adventurer Contest
Encounter: The Tasmanian Dervish
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Tasmanian Dervish drops 16 attack power.
Round 2: Tasmanian Dervish drops 8 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: You lose 13 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: Tasmanian Dervish takes 455 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you and LankyThief and CheeseWhatever the Unpleasant won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 56 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 32 Smarm

cast 1 Bone Springs
You acquire an effect: Bone Springs (10)

cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)

cast 1 Magic Sweat
You acquire an effect: Hardened Sweatshirt (10)

cast 1 Self-Combing Hair
You acquire an effect: Impeccable Coiffure (10)

cast 1 Steroid Bladder
You acquire an effect: Juiced and Loose (10)

cast 1 Magnetic Ears
You acquire an effect: Magnetized Ears (10)

cast 1 Intracranial Eye
You acquire an effect: Mind Vision (10)

buy 1 Superdrifter holo-record for 300 each from Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: Superdrifter holo-record

use 1 Superdrifter holo-record
You acquire an effect: Superdrifting (10)

[767] Smartest Adventurer Contest
Encounter: The Mastermind
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: The Mastermind drops 14 attack power.
Round 2: The Mastermind drops 12 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: You lose 2 hit points
Round 3: You lose 11 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: The Mastermind takes 315 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when MustardBaboon bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
You acquire an item: hot hi mein
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 50 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek

[768] Stinkiest Adventurer Contest
Encounter: Granola Barbarian
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Granola Barbarian drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: Granola Barbarian drops 6 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: Granola Barbarian takes 418 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
After Battle: You gain 26 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 46 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm

[769] Stinkiest Adventurer Contest
Encounter: Assassin
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Assassin drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: Assassin drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: Assassin takes 353 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when Savannah the Drunk gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
You acquire an item: salty dog
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
After Battle: You gain 39 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 38 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm

[770] Stinkiest Adventurer Contest
Encounter: Assassin
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Assassin drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: Assassin drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: Assassin takes 344 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm

familiar Fist Turkey (26 lbs)

Unequip Intergnat

equip familiar astral pet sweater

[771] Stinkiest Adventurer Contest
Encounter: Granola Barbarian
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Granola Barbarian drops 13 attack power.
Round 2: Granola Barbarian drops 7 defense.
Round 2: Gonathan gives you a fist-bump and a chest-bump.
Round 2: You gain 56 Fortitude
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: Granola Barbarian takes 426 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
After Battle: Gonathan does the Funky Turkey, which is like the Funky Chicken, but more violent.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 27 Sarcasm

[772] Stinkiest Adventurer Contest
Encounter: mutant Assassin
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Assassin drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: Assassin drops 14 defense.
Round 2: Gonathan puts his eye to the ground, gobbles a couple of times, and points at some meat you missed.
You gain 169 Meat.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: Gonathan wattle-whips your opponent for 78 damage.
Round 3: Assassin takes 78 damage.
Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: Assassin takes 296 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you armwrestled Mariachi Gabriella. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
After Battle: Gonathan cranks up some hardcore punk music and slam-dances in the straw.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 33 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 29 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!

[773] Stinkiest Adventurer Contest
Encounter: Cheese Wizard
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Cheese Wizard drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: Cheese Wizard drops 11 defense.
Round 2: Gonathan viciously pecks your opponent until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 91 damage.
Round 2: Cheese Wizard takes 91 damage.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: Cheese Wizard takes 356 damage.
Round 3: Gonathan viciously wattle-whips your opponent until she looks dizzy and out-of-sorts, doing 88 damage.
Round 3: Cheese Wizard takes 88 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and RottenAgent took turns doing benchpresses with SpaghettiMaiden's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: Gonathan cranks up some hardcore punk music and slam-dances in the straw.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: Gonathan squats, squawks painfully, then stands up to reveal a bottle of booze. Probably you should wipe it off before you drink it.
You acquire an item: Ambitious Turkey
After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 25 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm

[774] Stinkiest Adventurer Contest
Encounter: mutant Assassin
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Assassin drops 13 attack power.
Round 2: Assassin drops 16 defense.
Round 2: Gonathan gobbles at you. You feel like he's saying something incredibly profound, if only you spoke turkey.
Round 2: You gain 51 Wizardliness
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: Gonathan kicks your opponent with its creepy dinosaur talons for 93 damage.
Round 3: Assassin takes 93 damage.
Round 3: You lose 4 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: Gonathan smacks your opponent repeatedly with his hard, reptilian feet. He looks a little out of it, and takes 81 damage.
Round 4: Assassin takes 81 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
Round 5: Abbbo attacks!
Round 6: Assassin takes 265 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when StinkyWizard bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
You acquire an item: delicious swamp muck
Your familiar gains a pound: Gonathan, the 12 lb. Fist Turkey
After Battle: Gonathan flaps his wings and does an aggressive territorial turkey dance.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 41 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 26 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm

[775] Stinkiest Adventurer Contest
Encounter: Assassin
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Assassin drops 11 attack power.
Round 2: Assassin drops 14 defense.
Round 2: Gonathan teaches you a cool new fist-bump.
Round 2: You gain 50 Sarcasm
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: Assassin takes 287 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled AwesomePunk. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
After Battle: Gonathan flaps his wings and does an aggressive territorial turkey dance.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 21 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm

cast 1 Bone Springs
You acquire an effect: Bone Springs (10)

cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)

cast 1 Magic Sweat
You acquire an effect: Hardened Sweatshirt (10)

cast 1 Self-Combing Hair
You acquire an effect: Impeccable Coiffure (10)

cast 1 Steroid Bladder
You acquire an effect: Juiced and Loose (10)

cast 1 Magnetic Ears
You acquire an effect: Magnetized Ears (10)

cast 1 Intracranial Eye
You acquire an effect: Mind Vision (10)

buy 1 Superdrifter holo-record for 300 each from Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: Superdrifter holo-record

use 1 Superdrifter holo-record
You acquire an effect: Superdrifting (10)

[776] Stinkiest Adventurer Contest
Encounter: mutant Odorous Humongous
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Odorous Humongous drops 19 attack power.
Round 2: Odorous Humongous drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Gonathan starts scratching at the ground, and doesn't stop until he's found a nice cache of meat.
You gain 325 Meat.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: Odorous Humongous takes 353 damage.
Round 3: Gonathan wing-smacks your opponent for 86 damage.
Round 3: Odorous Humongous takes 86 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
After Battle: Gonathan flaps his wings and does an aggressive territorial turkey dance.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 57 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 37 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 33 Chutzpah

Tower: Contest Booth
Claiming your prize
You acquire an item: World's Best Adventurer sash

Tower: Closing Ceremony
Encounter: Closing Ceremony
Encounter: Meet Frank
Encounter: Meet Frank

familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (35 lbs)

equip hat lihc face

equip weapon broken sword

equip off-hand standards and practices guide

equip back frozen turtle shell

Use 5 turtlemail bits
You acquire an item: turtlemail breeches

equip pants turtlemail breeches

equip acc1 ghost of a necklace

equip acc2 Spookyraven signet

equip acc3 glowing red eye

equip familiar li'l candy corn costume

[777] The Hedge Maze (Room 1)
Encounter: 'Allo

[778] The Hedge Maze (Room 4)
Encounter: Pooling Your Resources
You lose 170 hit points

[779] The Hedge Maze (Room 7)
Encounter: Of Mouseholes and Manholes
You lose 152 hit points

[780] The Hedge Maze (Room 9)
Encounter: Mazel Tov!
You lose 86 hit points

[781] Tower Door
Tower Door: Boris's lock
Tower Door: Jarlsberg's lock
Tower Door: Sneaky Pete's lock
Tower Door: star lock
Tower Door: skeleton lock
Tower Door: digital lock
Tower Door: doorknob

[781] Tower Level 1
Encounter: mutant wall of skin
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the beehive!
Round 2: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 24 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 29 Chutzpah

equip hat reinforced beaded headband

equip weapon knife

equip off-hand tip jar

equip back protonic accelerator pack

equip pants bullet-proof corduroys

equip acc1 gold detective badge

equip acc2 World's Best Adventurer sash

equip acc3 your cowboy boots

equip familiar li'l pirate costume

buy 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray for 150 each from The Knob Dispensary
You spent 150 Meat
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin nasal spray

use 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray
You acquire an effect: Wasabi Sinuses (10)

[782] Tower Level 2
Encounter: wall of meat
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 2: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 3: wall of meat takes 15 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: wall of meat takes 58 damage.
Round 4: You gain 58 hit points
Round 4: wall of meat takes 15 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 5: wall of meat takes 39 damage.
Round 5: wall of meat takes 16 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 6: wall of meat drops 12 attack power.
Round 6: wall of meat drops 12 defense.
Round 6: wall of meat takes 16 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo casts TRANSLUCENT SKIN!
Round 7: wall of meat takes 168 damage.
Round 7: wall of meat takes 16 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo casts THROAT REFRIGERANT!
Round 8: wall of meat takes 165 damage.
Round 8: wall of meat takes 16 damage.
Round 8: Abbbo casts SKUNK GLANDS!
Round 9: wall of meat takes 165 damage.
Round 9: wall of meat takes 15 damage.
Round 9: Abbbo casts THROAT REFRIGERANT!
Round 10: wall of meat takes 166 damage.
Round 10: wall of meat takes 15 damage.
Round 10: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
You gain 896 Meat
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 36 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 29 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah

[783] Tower Level 2
Encounter: wall of meat
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 2: wall of meat takes 39 damage.
Round 2: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 3: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 4: wall of meat takes 15 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 5: wall of meat takes 55 damage.
Round 5: You gain 55 hit points
Round 5: wall of meat takes 15 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo casts TRANSLUCENT SKIN!
Round 6: wall of meat takes 169 damage.
Round 6: wall of meat takes 16 damage.
Round 6: Abbbo casts SKUNK GLANDS!
Round 7: wall of meat takes 166 damage.
Round 7: wall of meat takes 15 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo casts THROAT REFRIGERANT!
Round 8: wall of meat takes 165 damage.
Round 8: wall of meat takes 15 damage.
Round 8: Abbbo casts THROAT REFRIGERANT!
Round 9: wall of meat takes 163 damage.
Round 9: wall of meat takes 16 damage.
Round 9: Abbbo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
You gain 1040 Meat
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 38 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 23 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!

[784] Tower Level 3
Encounter: mutant wall of bones
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 2: wall of bones takes 39 damage.
Round 2: wall of bones heals 39 hit points.
Round 2: You lose 86 hit points
Round 2: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 3: You lose 256 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo casts THROAT REFRIGERANT!
Round 4: wall of bones takes 216 damage.
Round 4: wall of bones heals 216 hit points.
Round 4: You lose 426 hit points

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You lose an effect: Beaten Up (0)
You gain 851 hit points

equip off-hand dirty rigging rope

equip shirt Liam's mail

equip familiar li'l eyeball costume

cast 1 Squid Glands
You acquire an effect: Inked Well (10)

[785] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
Encounter: tomb rat
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: tomb rat drops 9 attack power.
Round 2: tomb rat drops 8 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: tomb rat takes 38 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: tomb rat takes 261 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
After Battle: You gain 27 Muscularity Points
You gain 144 Meat
You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: +9 Radiation Sickness
After Battle: You gain 33 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm

[786] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
Encounter: Ahead of the Game
You acquire an item: possibility potion

cast 1 Bone Springs
You acquire an effect: Bone Springs (10)

cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)

cast 1 Magic Sweat
You acquire an effect: Hardened Sweatshirt (10)

cast 1 Self-Combing Hair
You acquire an effect: Impeccable Coiffure (10)

cast 1 Steroid Bladder
You acquire an effect: Juiced and Loose (10)

cast 1 Magnetic Ears
You acquire an effect: Magnetized Ears (10)

cast 1 Intracranial Eye
You acquire an effect: Mind Vision (10)

buy 1 Rad-Pro (1 oz.) for 500 each from Fallout Shelter Medical Supply
You spent 500 Meat
You acquire an item: Rad-Pro (1 oz.)

use 1 Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
You acquire an effect: Rad-Pro Tected (20)

buy 1 Superdrifter holo-record for 300 each from Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: Superdrifter holo-record

use 1 Superdrifter holo-record
You acquire an effect: Superdrifting (10)

[787] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
Encounter: There's No Ability Like Possibility
Took choice 672/3: skip adventure
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=672&option=3

[787] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
Encounter: Procrastination Giant
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Procrastination Giant drops 8 attack power.
Round 2: Procrastination Giant drops 7 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Procrastination Giant takes 35 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: Procrastination Giant takes 257 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
After Battle: You gain 39 Muscularity Points
You gain 285 Meat
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 28 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek

[788] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
Encounter: Procrastination Giant
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 2: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 2: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: Procrastination Giant drops 7 attack power.
Round 3: Procrastination Giant drops 7 defense.
Round 3: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: Procrastination Giant takes 35 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: Procrastination Giant takes 257 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
After Battle: You gain 35 Muscularity Points
You gain 285 Meat
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 27 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness

[789] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
Encounter: Renaissance Giant
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Renaissance Giant drops 7 attack power.
Round 2: Renaissance Giant drops 6 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Renaissance Giant takes 35 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: Renaissance Giant takes 256 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
After Battle: You gain 35 Muscularity Points
You gain 182 Meat
You acquire an item: giant turkey leg
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 28 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah

[790] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
Encounter: Possibility Giant
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Possibility Giant drops 8 attack power.
Round 2: Possibility Giant drops 7 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Possibility Giant takes 35 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: You lose 8 hit points
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: Possibility Giant takes 253 damage.
Round 5: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
You gain 289 Meat
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm

[791] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
Encounter: Procrastination Giant
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Procrastination Giant drops 7 attack power.
Round 2: Procrastination Giant drops 7 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: Procrastination Giant takes 35 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: Procrastination Giant takes 256 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
You gain 310 Meat
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah

[792] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
Encounter: Home on the Free Range
Took choice 1026/2: electric boning knife, then skip adventure
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1026&option=2
You acquire an item: electric boning knife

Use 1 disassembled clover
You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover

[793] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
Encounter: You Never Know What You're Gonna Find
You acquire an item: ruby W
You acquire an item: metallic A
You acquire an item: lowercase N
You acquire an item: original G
You acquire an item: heavy D

[794] Tower Level 3
Encounter: wall of bones
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: wall of bones drops 51 attack power.
Round 2: wall of bones drops 51 defense.
Round 2: You lose 71 hit points
Round 2: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: wall of bones takes 35 damage.
Round 3: wall of bones heals 35 hit points.
Round 3: You lose 212 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo attacks!
Round 4: wall of bones takes 5 damage.
Round 4: wall of bones heals 5 hit points.
Round 4: You lose 352 hit points
Round 4: Abbbo attacks!
Round 5: wall of bones takes 8 damage.
Round 5: wall of bones heals 8 hit points.
Round 5: You lose 493 hit points

Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You lose an effect: Beaten Up (0)
You gain 717 hit points

use 1 Deck of Every Card

cast 1 Ancestral Recall
You gain 3 Adventures
> FarFuture.ash version 1.0.7

use 1 Time-Spinner
Took choice 1195/4: (secret choice)
choice.php?whichchoice=1195&option=4
Encounter: The Far Future
Encounter: The Far Future
Took choice 1199/1: Traveler
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In your Quarters
Took choice 1199/3: Use the Replicator
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In your Quarters
Took choice 1199/4: "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot"
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In your Quarters
You acquire an item: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
Took choice 1199/5: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Bridge
Took choice 1199/3: Speak with the alien
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Bridge
Took choice 1199/2: "Warleader Abbbo of the Traveler"
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Bridge
Took choice 1199/1: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Bridge
Took choice 1199/1: "Yeah, well, Traveler!"
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Bridge
Took choice 1199/5: Enter the Turbolift
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Turbolift
Took choice 1199/2: Take the flute
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Turbolift
Took choice 1199/7: Go to the Holofloor
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=7
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Holofloor
Took choice 1199/3: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Holofloor
Took choice 1199/3: "Computer, activate program Kobayashi Maru."
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Holofloor
Took choice 1199/3: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Holofloor
Took choice 1199/5: Enter the Turbolift
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Turbolift
Took choice 1199/4: Go to the Bridge
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Bridge
Took choice 1199/4: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Bridge
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Bridge
Took choice 1199/1: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Bridge
Took choice 1199/4: Don't Fire
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Bridge
Took choice 1199/3: Speak to Leftenant Uhura
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Bridge
Took choice 1199/1: unknown
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
Encounter: Starship Traveler :: In the Bridge
Took choice 1199/2: "You best turn around, for your own health."
choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
> Mission successful, earning two medals.
> You've earned 223 medals so far.

[795] Tower Level 3
Encounter: mutant wall of bones
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the electric boning knife!
Round 2: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
After Battle: You gain 37 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 185 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 106 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 94 Chutzpah

Create 3 meat paste
You acquire meat paste (3)
You lose 30 Meat

Combine 1 lowercase N + 1 heavy D
You acquire an item: ND
Crafting used 1 each of lowercase N and heavy D

Combine 1 metallic A + 1 ruby W
You acquire an item: WA
Crafting used 1 each of ruby W and metallic A

Combine 1 WA + 1 ND
You acquire an item: Wand of Nagamar
Crafting used 1 each of WA and ND

[796] Tower Level 4
Encounter: The Mirror in the Tower has the View that is True

equip weapon giant cactus quill

equip off-hand fleshy lump

equip shirt tunac

Use 5 palm frond
You acquire an item: palm-frond capris

equip pants palm-frond capris

equip acc3 bejeweled pledge pin

equip familiar li'l knight costume

equip weapon knife

equip off-hand dirty rigging rope

equip acc1 Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet

equip acc2 tortoboggan

equip acc3 expensive camera

equip familiar li'l liberty costume

use 1 giraffe-necked turtle
You acquire an effect: Adorable Lookout (15)

[796] Tower Level 5
Encounter: Shadow Alligator Subjugator
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the ferret bait!
Round 2: You lose 201 hit points
Adjusted combat item count: ferret bait
Round 2: Abbbo uses the gauze garter!
Round 3: You gain 113 hit points
Round 3: You lose 200 hit points
Round 3: Abbbo uses the gauze garter!
Round 4: You gain 120 hit points
Round 4: You lose 203 hit points
Round 4: Abbbo uses the gauze garter!
Round 5: You gain 97 hit points
Round 5: You lose 200 hit points
Round 5: Abbbo uses the gauze garter!
Round 6: You gain 93 hit points
Round 6: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
After Battle: You gain 34 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 128 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 68 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 56 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!

equip off-hand padded tortoise

equip shirt Liam's mail

equip pants bullet-proof corduroys

equip acc1 World's Best Adventurer sash

equip acc2 gold detective badge

equip acc3 your cowboy boots

familiar Fist Turkey (37 lbs)

use 2 filthy poultice
You gain 230 hit points

use 1 gauze garter
You gain 120 hit points

place.php?whichplace=nstower&action=ns_10_sorcfightlabel
Encounter: The Naughty Sorceress
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 2: Gonathan wattle-whips your opponent for 39 damage.
Round 2: Naughty Sorceress takes 39 damage.
Round 2: You lose 6 hit points
Round 2: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 3: Naughty Sorceress takes 16 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: Naughty Sorceress takes 51 damage.
Round 4: You gain 51 hit points
Round 4: Gonathan headbutts your opponent extra hard, staggering her and doing 32 damage.
Round 4: Naughty Sorceress takes 32 damage.
Round 4: Naughty Sorceress takes 17 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 5: Naughty Sorceress takes 30 damage.
Round 5: Naughty Sorceress takes 17 damage.
Round 5: You lose 8 hit points
Round 5: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 6: Abbbo casts TRANSLUCENT SKIN!
Round 7: Naughty Sorceress takes 86 damage.
Round 7: Gonathan viciously wattle-whips your opponent until she looks dizzy and out-of-sorts, doing 37 damage.
Round 7: Naughty Sorceress takes 37 damage.
Round 7: Naughty Sorceress takes 17 damage.
Round 7: Abbbo casts THROAT REFRIGERANT!
Round 8: Naughty Sorceress takes 84 damage.
Round 8: Naughty Sorceress takes 16 damage.
Round 8: You lose 7 hit points
Round 8: Abbbo casts THROAT REFRIGERANT!
Round 9: Naughty Sorceress takes 83 damage.
Round 9: Naughty Sorceress takes 16 damage.
Round 9: You lose 9 hit points
Round 9: Abbbo casts THROAT REFRIGERANT!
Round 10: Naughty Sorceress takes 84 damage.
Round 10: Naughty Sorceress takes 17 damage.
Round 10: You lose 8 hit points
Round 10: Abbbo casts MIND BULLETS!
Round 11: Gonathan wing-smacks your opponent for 42 damage.
Round 11: Naughty Sorceress takes 42 damage.
Round 11: Naughty Sorceress takes 17 damage.
Round 11: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
After Battle: Gonathan cranks up some hardcore punk music and slam-dances in the straw.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: +9 Radiation Sickness
After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness

[798] Tower Level 5
Encounter: The Naughty Sorceress (2)
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 2: Gonathan starts scratching at the ground, and doesn't stop until he's found a nice cache of meat.
You gain 148 Meat.
Round 2: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE STINKBUG!
Round 3: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 16 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 63 damage.
Round 4: You gain 63 hit points
Round 4: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 16 damage.
Round 4: Abbbo casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 5: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 29 damage.
Round 5: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 16 damage.
Round 5: You lose 10 hit points
Round 5: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
Round 6: Abbbo casts TRANSLUCENT SKIN!
Round 7: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 85 damage.
Round 7: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 17 damage.
Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
Round 7: Abbbo casts THROAT REFRIGERANT!
Round 8: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 86 damage.
Round 8: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 16 damage.
Round 8: You lose 8 hit points
Round 8: Abbbo casts SKUNK GLANDS!
Round 9: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 84 damage.
Round 9: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 17 damage.
Round 9: You lose 9 hit points
Round 9: Abbbo casts TRANSLUCENT SKIN!
Round 10: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 86 damage.
Round 10: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 16 damage.
Round 10: Abbbo casts THROAT REFRIGERANT!
Round 11: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 86 damage.
Round 11: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 16 damage.
Round 11: You lose 8 hit points
Round 11: Abbbo casts SKUNK GLANDS!
Round 12: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 84 damage.
Round 12: Gonathan smacks your opponent repeatedly with his hard, reptilian feet. She looks a little out of it, and takes 36 damage.
Round 12: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 36 damage.
Round 12: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 16 damage.
Round 12: You lose 9 hit points
Round 12: Abbbo casts TRANSLUCENT SKIN!
Round 13: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 83 damage.
Round 13: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 17 damage.
Round 13: You lose 7 hit points
Round 13: Abbbo casts THROAT REFRIGERANT!
Round 14: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 85 damage.
Round 14: Naughty Sorceress (2) takes 17 damage.
Round 14: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
After Battle: Gonathan cranks up some hardcore punk music and slam-dances in the straw.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: +9 Radiation Sickness
After Battle: Gonathan stomps in the dirt to make himself a little nest, then drops into a squat in the nest, squawks, and comes back up with a bottle of booze.
You acquire an item: Ambitious Turkey
After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness

[798] Tower Level 5
Encounter: The Naughty Sorceress (3)
Round 0: Abbbo loses initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Gonathan does the Funky Turkey, which is like the Funky Chicken, but more violent.
You acquire an item: Instant Karma
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: +9 Radiation Sickness
You acquire an item: Thwaitgold cockroach statuette
You acquire an item: Adventurer bobblehead
You acquire an item: stainless steel skullcap
After Battle: You gain 270 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 151 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 99 Roguishness

buy 1 The Pigs holo-record for 1000 each from Underground Record Store
You spent 1,000 Meat
You acquire an item: The Pigs holo-record

use 1 The Pigs holo-record
You acquire an effect: Record Hunger (10)

eat 1 Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
You gain 18 Adventures
You gain 1,000 Muscularity Points
You gain 1,000 hit points
You gain 1 Fullness

use 1 Time-Spinner
Took choice 1195/2: (secret choice)
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1195&option=2
Took choice 1197/1: Spin and Munch!
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1197&option=1&foodid=9122

eat 1 Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
You gain 21 Adventures
You gain 1,000 Muscularity Points
You gain 1,000 hit points
You gain 1 Fullness

use 1 Time-Spinner
Took choice 1195/2: (secret choice)
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1195&option=2
Took choice 1197/1: Spin and Munch!
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1197&option=1&foodid=9122

eat 1 Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
You gain 21 Adventures
You gain 1,000 Muscularity Points
You gain 1,000 hit points
You gain 1 Fullness

uneffect Record Hunger

buy 1 Drunk Uncles holo-record for 1000 each from Underground Record Store
You spent 1,000 Meat
You acquire an item: Drunk Uncles holo-record

use 1 Drunk Uncles holo-record
You acquire an effect: Drunk and Avuncular (10)

drink 1 astral pilsner
You gain 33 Adventures
You gain 16 Strongness
You gain 14 Mysteriousness
You gain 8 Roguishness
You gain 1 Drunkenness

cast 1 Bone Springs
You acquire an effect: Bone Springs (10)

cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)

cast 1 Magic Sweat
You acquire an effect: Hardened Sweatshirt (10)

cast 1 Self-Combing Hair
You acquire an effect: Impeccable Coiffure (10)

cast 1 Steroid Bladder
You acquire an effect: Juiced and Loose (10)

cast 1 Magnetic Ears
You acquire an effect: Magnetized Ears (10)

cast 1 Intracranial Eye
You acquire an effect: Mind Vision (10)

buy 1 Rad-Pro (1 oz.) for 500 each from Fallout Shelter Medical Supply
You spent 500 Meat
You acquire an item: Rad-Pro (1 oz.)

use 1 Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
You acquire an effect: Rad-Pro Tected (20)

buy 1 Superdrifter holo-record for 300 each from Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: Superdrifter holo-record

use 1 Superdrifter holo-record

[798] Freeing King Ralph

use 1 plain brown wrapper
You acquire an item: Ambitious Turkey

use 1 Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)

cast 1 Calculate the Universe
numberology 69
You gain 3 Adventures

Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge

Visiting Looking Glass in clan VIP lounge
You acquire an item: "DRINK ME" potion

swimming pool screwaround

Doing handstand in clan VIP swimming pool

Diving for treasure in clan VIP swimming pool

Getting out of clan VIP swimming pool

pull: 0 worthless trinket, 0 worthless gewgaw, 0 worthless knick-knack

buy 14 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
You spent 658 Meat
You acquire chewing gum on a string (14)

use 13 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: stolen accordion
You acquire an item: saucepan
You acquire an item: seal-clubbing club
You acquire an item: disco ball
You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
You acquire an item: ravioli hat
You acquire an item: seal-skull helmet
You acquire an item: Hollandaise helmet
You acquire an item: disco mask
You acquire an item: pasta spoon
You acquire an item: mariachi hat
You acquire an item: worthless trinket
You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack

add to closet: 1 worthless trinket

add to closet: 1 worthless gewgaw

add to closet: 1 worthless knick-knack

use 1 chewing gum on a string
You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack

take from closet: 1 worthless trinket
You acquire an item: worthless trinket

take from closet: 1 worthless gewgaw
You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw

take from closet: 1 worthless knick-knack
You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack

trading 4 worthless items for 4 ten-leaf clovers

pull: 1 hermit permit

trading 4 worthless items for 4 ten-leaf clovers
You acquire ten-leaf clover (4)

Use 4 ten-leaf clover
You acquire disassembled clover (4)

Visiting Jackass Plumber

pull: 1 Chester's bag of candy

use 1 Chester's bag of candy
You acquire marzipan skull (2)
You acquire an item: Angry Farmer candy
You acquire Tasty Fun Good rice candy (3)

pull: 1 infinite BACON machine

use 1 infinite BACON machine
You acquire BACON (100)

cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
You acquire an item: coconut shell
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella

cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)

cast 1 Pastamastery
You acquire dry noodles (5)

cast 1 Summon Crimbo Candy
You acquire an item: Crimbo peppermint bark
You acquire an item: Crimbo peppermint bark
You acquire an item: Crimbo fudge

cast 1 Summon Carrot
You acquire an item: Aggressive Carrot

cast 1 Perfect Freeze
You acquire an item: perfect ice cube

Visiting Moaning Panda Square in Pandamonium

Emptying storage

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Visiting Gunther, Lord of the Smackdown

place.php?whichplace=town_market&action=town_bookmobile
Encounter: The Bookmobile
Encounter: The Bookmobile
choice 1200/1: Buy a Copy
choice 1200/2: No Thanks
Took choice 1200/2: No Thanks
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1200&option=2
Encounter: The Doctor is Out.  Of Herbs.
Took choice 1064/1: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1064&option=1
Encounter: Lending a Hand (and a Foot)
Took choice 1065/1: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1065&option=1
Encounter: Helping Make Ends Meat
Took choice 1059/1: unknown
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1059&option=1

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mallsell: 2 candy mountain oyster

mallsell: 30 tomb ratchet

mallsell: 1 Superdrifter holo-record

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buy 1 clockwork maid for 18800 each from 2790253 on 20161012

use 1 clockwork maid

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equip hat straw hat

equip weapon love

equip off-hand ghostly reins

equip shirt tunac

equip pants bounty-hunting pants

equip acc1 nicksilver ring

equip acc3 Mr. Cheeng's spectacles

familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (40 lbs)

equip familiar li'l ninja costume

familiar Fist Turkey (42 lbs)

familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (40 lbs)

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buy 1 sticky hand whip for 100 each from 168442 on 20161012

equip weapon sticky hand whip

equip off-hand Yorick

[798] Pandamonium Slums
Encounter: Kamis
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: But, you must know, your father lost a father; / the length and breadth of a pair of indentures? The?
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: time-spinner prank drops 1 attack power.
Round 2: time-spinner prank drops 1 defense.
Round 2: 'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature, Hamlet, / pleasure: if his fitness speaks, mine is ready; now.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: time-spinner prank takes 252 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
After Battle: You gain 26 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: time residue
After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 3 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 1 Roguishness

[798] Pandamonium Slums
Encounter: Demoninja
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: I am glad of it: a knavish speech sleeps in a / presently.
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Demoninja drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: Demoninja drops 3 defense.
Round 2: It will be laid to us, whose providence / and 'gentleman.'!
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: Demoninja takes 232 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
After Battle: You gain 20 Muscularity Points
You gain 98 Meat
You acquire an item: hot katana blade
You acquire an item: ninja hot pants
You acquire an item: demon skin
After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah

[799] Pandamonium Slums
Encounter: P imp
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Do not, as some ungracious pastors do, / wit, together with most weak hams: all which, sir?
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: P imp drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: P imp drops 3 defense.
Round 2: And these few precepts in thy memory / should impart a thing to you from his majesty.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: P imp takes 223 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points
You gain 46 Meat
You acquire an item: hot wing
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
You acquire an item: crude crudités
After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek

[800] Pandamonium Slums
Encounter: G imp
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: But since, so jump upon this bloody question, / time gives it proof. I did love you once.
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: G imp drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: G imp drops 3 defense.
Round 2: I hope we have reformed that indifferently with us, / a difference. There's a daisy: I would give you.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: G imp takes 220 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
After Battle: You gain 17 Muscularity Points
You gain 53 Meat
You acquire an item: hot wing
You acquire an item: Imp Ale
After Battle: You gain 15 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm

[801] Pandamonium Slums
Encounter: Highway to Hey Deze
You acquire an item: Hey Deze map

use 1 Hey Deze map
You acquire an item: Hey Deze nuts

Use 1 disassembled clover
You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover

use 1 Elf Farm Raffle ticket
You acquire an item: pagoda plans

use 1 ketchup hound

Talking to Mourn at Belilafs Comedy Club

Talking to Sven Golly at the Hey Deze Arena

Talking to Sven Golly at the Hey Deze Arena

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Giving gin-soaked blotter paper to Bognort
Giving beer-scented teddy bear to Stinkface
Giving comfy pillow to Jim

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equip hat nurse's hat

equip weapon Stick-Knife of Loathing

equip off-hand rusted-out shootin' iron

equip shirt sea salt scrubs

equip pants sea chaps

equip acc1 Bram's choker

equip acc2 duonoculars

equip acc3 red shoe

equip familiar li'l eyeball costume

[802] Infernal Rackets Backstage
Encounter: Your Bassist Impulses
You acquire an item: sponge cake

Talking to Sven Golly at the Hey Deze Arena
Giving sponge cake to Flargwurm
You acquire an item: Azazel's unicorn

Visiting Moaning Panda Square in Pandamonium
You acquire an item: Azazel's tutu

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equip off-hand Wal-Mart snowglobe

equip back sea shawl

equip shirt tunac

equip acc1 Ass-Stompers of Violence

equip acc2 portable cassette player

equip acc3 monster bait

equip familiar li'l pirate costume

[803] The Laugh Floor
Encounter: Carbuncle Top
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
You acquire an effect: Dark Orchestral Song (1)
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Carbuncle Top drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: Carbuncle Top drops 5 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: Carbuncle Top takes 651 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: hilarious comedy prop
After Battle: You gain 24 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm

equip weapon hilarious comedy prop
Trying some prop comedy on Mourn
You gain 13 Enchantedness
You gain 10 Muscleboundness
You gain 17 Smarm

equip weapon Stick-Knife of Loathing

equip weapon hilarious comedy prop
Trying some prop comedy on Mourn

equip weapon Stick-Knife of Loathing

[804] The Laugh Floor
Encounter: CH Imp
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: CH Imp drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: CH Imp drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: CH Imp takes 647 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: Tagdalena dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points
You gain 154 Meat
You acquire an item: imp air
After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness

[805] The Laugh Floor
Encounter: CH Imp
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: CH Imp drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: CH Imp drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: CH Imp takes 662 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
You gain 141 Meat
After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah

[806] The Laugh Floor
Encounter: BL Imp
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: BL Imp drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: BL Imp drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: BL Imp takes 690 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
After Battle: You gain 38 Muscularity Points
You gain 182 Meat
After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah

[807] The Laugh Floor
Encounter: Victor the Insult Comic Hellhound
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Victor the Insult Comic Hellhound drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: Victor the Insult Comic Hellhound drops 5 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: Victor the Insult Comic Hellhound takes 682 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Tagdalena yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet
After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm

equip off-hand Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet
Trying to insult Mourn
You acquire meat stack (3)

equip off-hand Wal-Mart snowglobe

[808] The Laugh Floor
Encounter: Wooof! Wooooooof!
Took choice 1106/3: acquire familiar food
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You acquire an item: Ghost Dog Chow

[808] The Laugh Floor
Encounter: Larry of the Field of Signs
Round 0: Abbbo wins initiative!
Round 1: Abbbo executes a macro!
Round 1: Abbbo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: Larry of the Field of Signs drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: Larry of the Field of Signs drops 5 defense.
Round 2: Abbbo attacks!
Round 3: Larry of the Field of Signs takes 530 damage.
Round 3: Abbbo wins the fight!
After Battle: The little orphan girl frisks your fallen opponent for candy, and weirdly enough she finds some. Her dance of joy brings a smile to your face.
After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
After Battle: You gain 35 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: observational glasses
After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah

equip acc1 observational glasses
Trying some observational humor on Mourn
You acquire an item: Azazel's lollipop

equip acc1 Ass-Stompers of Violence

Visiting Azazel's Temple in Pandamonium
You acquire an item: steel margarita