FoE PNP Group 9 Session 6

[13:15] <@SpencerDespenser|GM>  *** PnP Group Number Nine: Session 6: Super Special Awesome Birthday Session ***
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[13:19] <@SpencerDespenser|GM>  Before embarking on their journey to reclaim what was (sort of) rightfully theirs, the party met Reins, a sneaky zebra with connections, and who would help them for a cut of the gold. After bonding over drinks, we join our "heroes" gearing up to meet Reins' contacts in exactly one hour.
[13:20] <@SpencerDespenser|GM>  We join them standing outside their meeting spot (the Tavern, if I recall), eager to get a start on things.
[13:20] <Challenger> So, anyone missing besides Nuke?
[13:20] <Challenger> "
[13:22] * Desert_Eagle stands next to Challenger in that fancy new knights barding he got!
[13:22] * Lollygag shudders a little at the mention of the Doctor, trying to take her mind off it, she decides to look in her pack at the 'gun' she'd found, now that she was in more of a mind to look at it.
[13:22] * Challenger eyes the armor, slightly envious... but not really.
[13:23] <@SpencerDespenser|GM>  Desert Eagle's armor is very fancy. And very white. Better keep that clean. Lolly's gun looks no different then before. However, it looks like Radiance's guards put an ID tag on it. It says "M35 ME".
[13:24] * Strifer smirks. "None is missing, we fucking ready to go or what? Getting bored over here!" She scratches at the ground with her ponyshoes.
[13:24] * Cloudy_Breeze is standing a little bit aside from the others, waiting.
[13:25] * Reins comes from the corner of the Tavern's alleyways. She looks exactly the same as she was a few hours ago.
[13:25] * Challenger nods to Reins with a smile. "How much longer do we have?"
[13:26] <Reins> "An hour tops. But they like to be early, so if I'm going to get in with them we might need to leave soon
[13:26] <@SpencerDespenser|GM>  From where the group is standing, it couldl take about fifteen minutes at most to make it the Rig.
[13:27] <Challenger> "Let's get rollin then, folks. We don't have all night."
[13:27] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Le's go."
[13:27] * Challenger starts off towards Rig.
[13:28] * Strifer cracks her neck. "Alright then, fucking finaly.. Let's show these assholes who they are messing with."
[13:28] * Desert_Eagle follows behind him.
[13:28] * Lollygag knows the thing looks familiar but she can't quite place it still. She makes note of the tag Radiance's ponies had added, 'M35 ME' and tucks it back into her pack, trotting lightly after Strifer and the rest.
[13:28] <@SpencerDespenser|GM>  Challenger can feel a hoof slip into one of his barding pockets as a hooded pony bumps into him. "Sorry." The pony says, trotting away quickly.
[13:29] * Challenger pulls out the item quickly.
[13:29] <Challenger> {redact{
[13:30] <Challenger> ?me turns, quickly. "HEY!"
[13:30] * Cloudy_Breeze follows at the back of the group. The conversation she had with Desert_Eagle is weighing heavily on her mind.
[13:31] * SpencerDespenser|GM the pony takes off at a full gallop, heading back towards the other end of the Pier.
[13:31] * Reins follows behind them
[13:31] * Challenger checks his inventory quickly.
[13:33] * Challenger finds his bottle opener missing. He takes off after the pony, yelling behind him, "You guys go on ahead, I'll catch up!"
[13:33] * Reins sighs and shakes her head. "Damn amatuer pickpockets."
[13:33] * Desert_Eagle nods. "If yah say so!" He yells back.
[13:34] * Desert_Eagle continues leading the group towards the Rig.
[13:36] * Lollygag looks at Challenger and blinks a few times, but nods and keeps following  the rest of the group.
[13:36] <@SpencerDespenser|GM>  The pony Challenger is tailing weaves and bobs through a large crowd of sailors offloading fish from their boats. The pier is busier than ever.
[13:37] * Cloudy_Breeze only spares Challenger a passing glance as he runs off.
[13:38] * Challenger shoulders his way thru the crowd, muttering apologies when necessary
[13:40] <@SpencerDespenser|GM>  The group arrives at The Rig to a familiar face, Jackhammer's. "Oh sweet Celestia! You're all okay, eh! Whew. Lemme tell you, I was worried sick."
[13:41] * Reins has no idea who this is
[13:42] * Lollygag smiles a little at Jackhammer, "Sorry for worrying you, sir."
[13:42] <@SpencerDespenser|GM>  Jackhammer eyes the group's newest addition curiously. "That's fine... where's that doctor you were with?"
[13:42] <Desert_Eagle> "He, left, so to speak."
[13:42] * Strifer walks off to the side, spits, sits down and starts to pick her teeth with a ponyshoe. Overlooking the rig with a frown on her face.
[13:43] * Lollygag flinches again, hard, "Y-yeah, he had to... to go..." Tears start welling up in the corners of her eyes.
[13:44] <@SpencerDespenser|GM>  The forepony scratches his stubble. "Alright, did you guys need anything?"
[13:45] * Desert_Eagle nods. "We need t' get 'nside 'gain."
[13:47] <@SpencerDespenser|GM>  Jackhammer smiles at Desert_Eagle. "Oh! Look at that! A knight of Princess Herald's court, eh? Good for you, sir. Please, please, come in."
[13:47] * Lollygag nods, very lightly in agreement, not able to say anything else.
[13:48] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Thank yah sir." He leads the group inside of the Rig.
[13:48] * Reins raises and eyebrow but keeps quiet like a good zebra
[13:48] * Strifer gets up grinning. Slowly making her way over and following Desert Eagle. "Can't believe this shit acctualy works." She mutters under her breath.
[13:49] * Cloudy_Breeze follows, lifting her hat back up off her eyes to take a look around.
[13:56] * Strifer twitches, closes her eyes and shakes her head for a second. Groggily looking ahead before keeping on following Desert to wherver they where going.
[13:59] * Desert_Eagle glances around as well, leading them towards Scarecrow's office.
[14:00] <@SpencerDespenser|GM>  Desert_Eagle's casual glance around spots dozens and dozens of bullet holes in the walls. All of the furniture had been overturned. There was definitely a firefight here.
[14:02] <Desert_Eagle> "Huh, odd. Wonder what happened." he mutters.
[14:02] <@SpencerDespenser|GM>  Who fought, and who won, though, is a mystery.
[14:03] * Desert_Eagle reaches the door to Scarecrow's office a couple of minutes later.
[14:04] <@SpencerDespenser|GM>  It's open. That's weird.
[14:05] * Desert_Eagle enters cautiously, looking around before waving the rest of the group in.
[14:05] * Reins comes in cautiously
[14:06] * Cloudy_Breeze follows, also cautious.
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[14:07] * Strifer groans, trotting inside aswell.
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[14:07] <Desert_Eagle> "Somethin' jus' ain't sittin' right with this."
[14:10] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The office, too, is full of bullet holes. There's some blood on the floor, and smeared on the wall.
[14:10] * Lollygag follows after the others into the office, keeping her head down.
[14:11] * Strifer rolls her eyes. "No shit.. Somepony's been fucking pissed off! Let's get a fucking move on and get to the cellar already." She moves up to the hidden door.
[14:12] * Desert_Eagle picks a spent shell casing off of the floor. "Hmm, 5.56mm rounds. Somepony, 'r ponies, was shootin' an automatic rifle up 'ere." He says.
[14:13] * Cloudy_Breeze mutters, "Hafta agree with that one. Let's get a move on."
[14:14] * Desert_Eagle nods, turning his attention to the bookshelf-door they used last time.
[14:15] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  That's open too.
[14:15] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  Huh.
[14:15] <Desert_Eagle> "Ah've got a feelin' that somepony's already been through 'ere."
[14:16] * Cloudy_Breeze looks right at Desert_Eagle. "Ya think?"
[14:16] * Reins keeps quiet and examines the room with them.
[14:16] <Reins> "We should follow. Try to keep quiet."
[14:16] * Desert_Eagle draws his pistol and trots on through it, bringing up his EFS. "Le's get movin' ya'll."
[14:17] * Strifer "Alright, that is it! I've had enough with this sneaking business, lets fucking go down  there and fuck em up!" She starts to head down the corridor in a quick pace.
[14:18] * Lollygag pulls the recharge rifle off her back and waits to follow the others after Strifer
[14:20] * Strifer gallops down the corridor. Grin on her face, somepony was going to be in so much pain.
[14:20] * Cloudy_Breeze mutters "Shit..." under her breath and takes off down the corridor after them.
[14:20] * Desert_Eagle sighs and canters after Strifer.
[14:23] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  As the group nears the bottom of the stairs, they can all hear the hushed whispers of at least three ponies coming from the winery.
[14:25] * Desert_Eagle holds up a hoof to stop the group. "Hold up!" He whispers harshly, coming to a stop.
[14:25] * Reins keeps quiet and stays behind, not bothering to tell the other ponies, because Strifer wouldnt listen anyways.
[14:26] * Strifer dosn't pay any mind to Desert_Eagle. She was going to crush whatever was infront of her. Keeping her quickened pace she enters the winery.
[14:27] * Desert_Eagle facehoofs.
[14:28] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  Strifer, the first in the room, spots three ponies standing around the card table where the vault was. They immediately turn and squint in the dim lights. "Reins?" one of them calls.
[14:28] <Desert_Eagle> "Shit."
[14:30] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  "Who the hell is there?" One asks.
[14:31] * Reins sushes all of the group quietly. "Yeah, I'm here." She says, walking into the light
[14:33] * Strifer slows down and trots up to the table. Grinning wide. "Well shit, what do we have here.." Grinning wide.
[14:34] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  One of the ponies stands up and squints more. There's a shotgun at his side. "Who the hell is this?" he points to Strifer.
[14:34] <Reins> "Calm the fuck down." She says. "Didn't I tell you guys sometimes I need a specialist." She says.
[14:35] * Strifer flicks her tail and spits. Grinning wide she glares at the ponies.. "Thats right, a -specialist-. Now tell me where the fuck we stand in the plan and lets get this fucking over with."
[14:35] * Cloudy_Breeze watches closely, ready to do something if need be.
[14:36] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  "We thought you /were/ the specialist. Don't fuck this up for us Reins. We don't get that gold, you don't get any either. And, as for you," he turns to Strifer, " You didn't brief your specialist before she came?"
[14:37] <Reins> "No in fact I didn't. I thought it be best explained from the horses mouth."
[14:37] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  "Sloppy if you ask me. Suppose I don't believe you?"
[14:38] <Reins> "Then you're outta luck getting the gold."
[14:38] * Strifer rolls her eyes and sighs. "You ask to many questions, cmon! Lets fucking get moving already! Besides, bring me with you and there will be even -more- gold in the end."
[14:40] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The pony looks to the other two. He looks at Strifer again. "If you were breifed on the plan, you'd know that we aren't carrying it out! Look Reins, I can't let this happen. We agreed on four ponies, and four ponies only!"
[14:41] <Strifer> "Well, the fuck are you going to do about it then?" She says, spitting on the ground again. Shooting a wild grin.
[14:41] <Reins> "Hey, I'm splitting my gold with her, not your gold."
[14:41] <Reins> "You all still get the same fucking amount."
[14:41] <Reins> "If you dont want help in this, I can find a job with actual pay."
[14:43] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  "It's all /our/ gold, kid." The older of the three ponies said, slowly rising. "You might just have to do that."
[14:44] * Reins looks at them glaring. "You really expected to do this with only 4 fucking ponies."
[14:44] <Reins> "The split is still the same, I'm giving her half my split."
[14:45] * Strifer smirks. "See, I aint even taking shit from you ponies. Nothing to lose, lets just get the fucking job over with alright?"
[14:46] * Reins goes up closer to them, keeping hushed, enough so Strifer can't hear them, "She's also a good pony to take a dive if this goes south."
[15:34] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The eldest pony leans in. "This wasn't part of the plan. We stick to the plan, got it?"
[15:35] * Reins sighs. "Fine whatever. Point is, she'll help us."
[15:36] * Strifer grins, looking at the ponies and zebra whispering. "Time is wasting.."
[15:37] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The pony talks it over with his subordinates. "Fine. Now, you and your 'specialist' get in position. We'll be heading out now."
[15:38] * Reins nods. "Let's go." She says to Strifer.
[15:39] * Desert_Eagle tenses.
[15:39] * Strifer "Alright then!"
[15:40] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The oldest remains seated while the other two make for the stairs behind Strifer and Reins.
[15:41] * Strifer shoots the sitting pony a final evil grin before following the other two towards the stairs. Her ponyshoes clinking at hte floor.
[15:42] <Desert_Eagle> "Shit! Move! Hide! Something!" He whispers harshly to the others.
[15:43] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  It's a staircase, there isn't a whole lot to hide behind.
[15:43] * Reins follows as well, keeping a cool expression
[15:44] * Cloudy_Breeze replies harshly, "Ain't gettin' outta this one. Plan B is /now/."
[15:45] * Lollygag takes a few steps back, checking over her shoulder.
[15:46] * Desert_Eagle nods, and steps out in front of them. "Halt criminal scum!" he says loudly, glaring down at the ponies.
[15:46] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The two recoil and fall flat on their asses. The eldest remains in his seat.
[15:47] * Reins freezes, slightly surprised
[15:47] <Reins> geneually surprise
[15:47] * Strifer "Well shit!" She grins wide, looking at Desert_Eagle
[15:48] <Desert_Eagle> "By the authority of the Celestial Senate, you are under arrest! Seize them!"
[15:48] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The eldest rises. "So... Reins, you brought those tightwads from the Senate here? Why exactly would you do something like that?"
[15:48] <Reins> "Why the fuck would you think a zebra assassin bring idiots from the Senate?! I had no fucking idea they came!"
[15:49] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  "Then deal with them!"
[15:52] <Reins> "Fine!" She yells back, turning to the group. "How the fuck did you idiots find us anyways?"
[15:52] * Desert_Eagle nods ever so slightly at Reins.
[15:53] * Reins nods back slightly
[15:53] <Desert_Eagle> "Followed yah, o' course."
[15:53] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The old pony grumbled. "You let yourself be followed? Reins, what's going on here?"
[15:54] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  grumbles*
[15:54] <Reins> "Yeah right, now tell me really. I hide in the shadows coming here."
[15:56] <Desert_Eagle> "Well, actually, we followed that one." He points at Strifer.
[15:57] * Reins looks to Strifer." Well fuck." She take out her spiked ponyshoes and jumps towards Deagle
[15:59] * Desert_Eagle lets himself be tackled, hoping the others took that as the cue to come out.
[15:59] * Reins holds her ponyshoes close to Deagle's neck, winking slightly.
[16:00] * Strifer quickly moves closer towards Desert, standing infront of the sitting pony. "You shouln't have fucking come here!" She snarls
[16:01] <Desert_Eagle> "Ah'd beg t' differ, miss."
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[16:04] <Desert_Eagle> "Guards!"
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[16:07] * Strifer groans. "FUCK IT!" She reaches down and to her saddlebags, takes out tablet of Buck chewing it down. Bucking out hard at the pony sitting behind her. She was pissed and bored of playing nice!
[16:09] * Cloudy_Breeze takes Desert_Eagle's shouting as her cue. She jumps out from the stairs and looks for a target.
[16:17] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  Strifer's buck goes clean over the prone pony, who leaps to his hooves and backs up.
[16:19] * Strifer stumbles as her kick misses, she screams out in rage as the drugs takes effect on her body. Throwing out another buck at the other sitting pony. She was going to hurt something, and hurt it bad.
[16:25] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  Strifer's second buck connects and sends the other buck tumbling backward into a wine cask. It shifts a little. The eldest pony sighs. "I don't suppose there's a way to peacefully negotiate this?"
[16:32] <Desert_Eagle> "Well, yah c'n tell us where th' gold's at fer starters."
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[16:33] * Strifer spins around and glares at the sitting elder pony. Her entire body trembling, stomping her forehooves down on the ground. She makes a snarling sound.
[16:36] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The old pony shakes his head and levitates what looks like a detonator. "Sorry, but that's not going to happen." He clicks the detonator and a wall to the groups right explodes. A hail of bullets fire from the smoke.
[16:39] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The bullets catch Strifer in the chest, making some sizeable holes.
[16:40] * Strifer grunts as she is hit by the bullet rain, stumbling slightly. The drugs in her body helping from the pain. "FUCK that hurts!" She is bleeding profusely from her chest.
[16:48] * Cloudy_Breeze mutters "Shit!" and immediately flies at the pony behind the smoke, attempting to tackle him to the ground.
[16:56] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  Breezy collides with the old pony, who, up close, is a lot bigger than he appears. Stronger too. He falls down, but keeps his machine gun between them, struggling to push Breezy off.
[16:58] * Lollygag gasps a little around her gun as the wall explodes, blood pouring from Strifer. That wasn't right! That old pony was going to have to pay for hurting her friend! She lines up her rifle carefully at his prone form underneath Breezy and fires twice.
[17:02] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  Lolly's first shot goes wild, almost hitting her cowpony friend, but her second shot connects, catching the old pony in the flank. He howls in pain.
[17:06] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The pony Strifer missed stands up and levitates a pair of pistols with him. He trains one on Breezy and one on Lolly and fires a pair of shots from each.
[17:12] * Desert_Eagle wriggles out from underneath Reins, drawing his pistol and firing twice at the pony shooting at Breezy and Lolly.
[17:15] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  Desert_Eagle's first shot catches the pony in the chest and he yelps in pain. His incapacitated partner raises a pistol and fires with weary eyes at Cloudy_Breeze, trying to free his boss.
[17:18] * Lollygag doesn't even notice the pony levitating the pistol at her, but she can feel it as the bullet punches into her side. Her rifle clatters to the ground as she cries out, falling and clutching her hooves at the wound. It had been so long since she'd been shot, it hurt so much. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts.
[17:19] * Cloudy_Breeze shouts something not fit for young audiences as she's shot, multiple times. Damnit, this probably was her stupidest idea ever.
[17:38] * Strifer spits blood, screams in rage. "IM GOING TO FUCK YOU UP SO BAD!" against the pony who just shot Lolly and Breeze. She charges forward and swings wildly. Trying to hit the pony with her spiked ponyshoes. She was going to rip his head off, nothing else mattered right now.
[17:46] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  Strifer's blows nock the pony out, completely smashing his face in. He dies shortly afterward.
[17:47] * Strifer snorts and keeps stomping at the corpse, blood covering her coat. "DONT!. FUCK! WITH! ME!" she turns her gaze towards the pony she had bucked earlier. Grinning wide.
[17:51] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The old pony tries to shove Breezy off, using his magic and his leverage with his rifle to help.
[17:55] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The old pony breaks free and snarls pointing the barrel squarely at Breeze and pulling the trigger.
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[18:00] <SpencerDespenser|GM> Old pony's shot connects and catches Breezy in the neckline, just below where her barding starts.
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[18:23] * Reins moves towards her former client by the wine casks and attempts to strike him with her spiked ponyshoes
[18:26] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The pony squirms beneath Rein's hooves and dies a bloody, painful death.
[18:29] * Cloudy_Breeze chokes out a "You son of a bitch" before she kicks at the old pony as many times as she can manage. Shit has gotten serious, and Breezy isn't playing around.
[18:30] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  All of Breezy's strikes bounce harmlessly off the older pony's armor.
[18:32] * Lollygag shakes as she clutches at her wound, the blood seeping into her suit around it. She knew she needed to help, but trying to stretch to pick her gun back up brought another surge of pain, making her curl up tighter.
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[18:43] * Desert_Eagle gasps as Breezy is shot. "Breezy!" He cries. He slips into SATS and targets two shots at the old pony's head.
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[18:49] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  Desert_Eagle's shots find their mark and make the old buck stumble a little.
[18:56] * Reins runs over to the old buck and swing a few times with her spiked ponyshoes
[19:02] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The buck is thrown back by Reins' strikes, but holds his ground. "You betrayed us... why..." he mumbles, spitting blood on the ground.
[19:04] * Strifer quickly makes her way over to the last standing pony. She grins and giggles madly as she swings against him.
[19:06] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  Strifer's blows send the buck back even more. He's bleeding badly from a barrage of spiked pony shoes. "All of you... have /no/ idea what you're getting into." He fires his rifle at Reins, and saves the second bullet for himself.
[19:09] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  Cloudy_Breeze and Reins can hear a faint ticking in the direction of his body.
[19:10] * Challenger gallops into the room. "Did I miss anything?"
[19:10] * Reins cringes as she takes the bullet. noticing the ticking, she looks over to the direction of it
[19:10] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  Reins sees the deadpony. :P
[19:10] * Desert_Eagle points at the three dead ponies and a badly wounded Breezy. "This."
[19:11] * Challenger hangs his head. "Damnit, I knew this would happen..."
[19:11] <Reins> and a badly wounded Lolly)
[19:11] * Strifer makes her way over to the older pony, spits blood over him. "Fucking! Coward!"
[19:11] * Cloudy_Breeze 's eyes widen. "...Fuck. Run!" She makes sure to snatch his rifle first. This fucker owed her big time. Then she makes a run for the door.
[19:12] <Challenger> "Run?"
[19:12] <Reins> "We should run. Probable bomb."
[19:13] <Desert_Eagle> "What?! Fuck!"
[19:13] * Desert_Eagle flies for the door, grabbing Lolly as he went past.
[19:13] * Lollygag struggles to her hooves, finally getting the pain under control. She hobbles forward to grab her rifle as she hears Breezy's shout and is grabbed by Deagle.
[19:13] <Challenger> "Shit... OUT!"
[19:14] * Challenger moves aside so ponies can get out.
[19:14] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  As Strifer and Breezy get closer to the body, the ticking gets louder and louder. Breezy takes too long grabbing his rifle and the corpse errupts in a column of fire.
[19:17] * Challenger shields his eyes at the sudden explosion.
[19:17] * Reins turns away. (Cool mares dont look at explosions!)
[19:19] * Strifer gets knocked a few yards away from the sudden explosion. She cries from the pain and surprise. Landing a good pace away from the body with her coat, mane and gear scorched by the fire. Landing in a heap she collapses.
[19:22] * Cloudy_Breeze goes sprawling on the ground, somehow managing to hold onto the rifle. She groans in pain. The bullet wounds, and now this? She probably couldn't stand back up if she tried.
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[19:23] <Desert_Eagle> "Shit shit shit shit shit shit!"
[19:23] <Challenger> "Ah hell, what'd you guys get into??"
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[19:24] * Lollygag looks up at Deagle, "G-go check on everypony else, I'm fine."
[19:24] * Cloudy_Breeze probably left a bloody smear on the ground as she skidded to a stop.
[19:25] * Reins looks at Cloudy Breeze." Fuck, you look terrible." She says, taking out a health potion. "I Think you need one of these."
[19:26] * Challenger looks at Reins as he runs to Strifer's side, hoping the zebra's as good with potions as she said she was.
[19:27] * Desert_Eagle lays Lolly down outside the room. "No yah aren't, now take this." He proffers up a health potion.
[19:27] * Strifer groans, a pool of blood spreading around her. She rolls over and tries to get up, stumbling.
[19:27] * Challenger lifts Strifer gently as he can onto his back. "We need out of here, now. Somepony had to have heard that."
[19:28] * Cloudy_Breeze lets the rifle fall from her mouth. She mutters something too quiet to hear.
[19:29] * Strifer grunts in pain as you lift her up. The blood smearing all over your barding and coat. "fucking coward, taking the easy way out.."
[19:30] <Challenger> "Quiet, you. Reins, is Breezy gonna make it?"
[19:31] <Reins> "She needs a health potion. Is lolly and Strifer okay?"
[19:31] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  Challenger spots a room on the opposite side of the hole made in the wall by the old pony's explosives.
[19:32] * Challenger glances at the room, but doesn't know if he has time to check it out fully.
[19:33] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The room is well light and bright. It's all he and Deagle can tell from this casual glance.
[19:33] <Challenger> "Shit..."
[19:33] * Challenger pokes his head into the room.
[19:34] * Lollygag shakes her head, trying not to swallow the potion, "I-I'm fine, save it fo-for somepony worse."
[19:34] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The room looks like a storage closet. There's something large in the corner, covered in a tarp.
[19:35] * Desert_Eagle reenters the room, hoofing the zebra two more health potions. "She'll be fine." He says, before following Challenger.
[19:35] * Challenger trots in and removes the tarp, bleeding raider mare still on his back. Damn my curiosity
[19:37] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  It's a large... refrigerator? There are several colorful lights blinking near a display panel.
[19:37] <Desert_Eagle> "What the, /fuck/ is that?"
[19:37] <Challenger> "I have no idea..."
[19:37] * Reins goes to Breezy, trying to apply to healing potion. "Here, drink this."
[19:38] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The refrigerator blinks and whirrs to life. A gruff voice sounds from a speaker overhead. "Howdy, seems like you need to engage in my services?"
[19:39] <Desert_Eagle> "Uhh, what are yah services?"
[19:39] * Cloudy_Breeze drinks it reflexively. She groans some more afterward.
[19:39] * Lollygag favors her other side as she trots slowly back towards the room to check on the others.
[19:39] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The fridge's tone doesn't change much. "What, never seen an Auto-doc before?"
[19:39] * Reins ([email protected]) Quit ( Connection closed )
[19:40] <Challenger> "Never been wounded enough before to need one."
[19:40] <Desert_Eagle> "Well, we'll bee needin' yer services alright."
[19:41] <Challenger> "Deagle, get breezy, she looks like she needs it most.
[19:41] <Challenger> "
[19:41] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  "Well good. Where's the poor bugger?"
[19:42] * Strifer coughs more blood, spitting it on the ground. "...fuck."
[19:42] <Challenger> "On second thought..."
[19:42] * Challenger gently sets Strifer inside.
[19:42] * Reins ([email protected]) has joined #FruityRumpusAssholeFactory
[19:43] * Desert_Eagle nods, trotting back into the main room. "Oi, we found an auto-doc back 'ere. Help me get Breezy back t' it Reins." he says.
[19:43] <Challenger> [redact]
[19:43] * Reins nods and helps Breezy over to the autodoc
[19:44] <Challenger> "Hang in there, Strifer, you're next."
[19:44] <Strifer> "I don't need no fucking healing.."
[19:44] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The Auto-doc's door slides open and it beeps a few times. "So, what'll it be?" There are a few options: Basic Physical Exam, Reconstructive Surgery, Facial Construction, or Implants.
[19:45] <Challenger> "Yeah, and that's piss runnin down my side, right?"
[19:45] * Cloudy_Breeze doesn't do much besides make all kinds of pained noises as she's brought to the auto-doc.
[19:46] * Strifer coughs and groans. "It could be" Spitting more blood on the ground
[19:47] * Challenger smirks. "No need to put on a tough-mare act."
[19:47] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  "Any day now." the machine whistles.
[19:48] * Lollygag is breathing a little harder as she trots in to see Strifer slung over Challenger's back, "Is she okay?"
[19:48] <Challenger> "Ok ok auto doc. Basic exam."
[19:48] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  "Excellent choice, ready to recieve patient."
[19:48] * Challenger turns toward Lolly. "She will be."
[19:50] * Desert_Eagle nods, placing Breezy in.
[19:51] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The machine's door closes and it beeps a few more times. "This ought to take a few minutes... and... er... I can't do it with ponies watching. So, just turn around or something..."
[19:52] <Desert_Eagle> "Oh, kayyyy..."
[19:52] * Desert_Eagle turns around.
[19:52] * Challenger rolls his eyes and turns.
[19:52] <Strifer> "You fucking serious?!" She snarls, wincing in pain.
[19:54] * Lollygag settles onto the floor near Challenger, closing her eyes. Just a little rest.
[19:54] * Challenger puts a hoof on Lolly. "No sleeping."
[19:54] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The machine makes some very bad sounding noises and whirrs softly. The voice whistles why it works.
[19:54] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  while*
[19:57] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  After about ten minutes, the machine beeps one last time and the door opens. "There you go. All set." Breezy is noticably not inside.
[19:58] * Desert_Eagle turns around "Well tha- OH WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!"
[19:58] * Challenger 's eyes go wide. "Wha- WHERE IS SHE??"
[19:58] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  "Relax users, she's down stairs in Sick-Bay 3-1. Jeez. No need to get your barding in a bunch.
[19:58] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  "
[19:59] <Challenger> "Warn us next time! Jeeze. We have two more patients."
[20:00] * Strifer groans.
[20:00] * Desert_Eagle grumbles something about shitty machinery.
[20:00] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  "Fine. Totally worth it though, you should've seen the looks on your faces."
[20:00] * Challenger gently places Strifer in the machine. "Same treatment, minus the scare tactics."
[20:01] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  The machine accepts Strifer and does the same, requesting you all turn around again. After a few minutes, he speaks, sounding a little worried. "Oh shit... well, that didn't go as planned...Uh oh.."
[20:02] <Challenger> "Hey, what'd I say about scare tactics?"
[20:02] * Lollygag cringes from the shouting, looking up as they put Strifer in the auto-doc and then closing them again. Only to open at the machine's voice, "Wha-what happened?"
[20:02] * Strifer mutters something about tearing the machine apart as she is put inside it.
[20:02] * Desert_Eagle growls. "What. Happened."
[20:03] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  "Ha ha ha! Man, you guys are too much fun. She'd downstairs too, sorry. It's how I'm programmed."
[20:03] <Desert_Eagle> "Fuck you."
[20:03] * Lollygag grabs the rifle off her back and jams it against the control panel, "FUN!? YOU WANT FUN? IS THIS FUN?
[20:03] * Challenger mumbles something about wanton destruction being visited soon as he gently nudges Lolly into it.
[20:05] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  Lolly's strike bonuces harmlessly off the quarter inch thick glass. "Oh, that was rude. I'm trying to have a little fun here, and your smacking me with a gun. Rude."
[20:05] <Challenger> "Lolly just get in. We'll deal with it."
[20:08] * Lollygag shakes around the gun as she clenches it in her mouth, spitting her words around it, "If you did anything to her I swear I will come back and I will shoot you and keep shooting you until my gun breaks you pathetic excuse for a toaster!"
[20:09] * Challenger facehoofs, them smiles. This is a different Lollygag than he knew.
[20:10] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  "Well missy, if you're going to be a jerk to the robot that just saved both your friend's lives, you might need to realign your moral compass there."
[20:10] <Challenger> "Lolly."
[20:11] * Lollygag slings the rifle back over her back, wincing as she does so, "My compass works fine."
[20:12] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  "Well, ready to begrudgingly accept patient."
[20:13] * Lollygag trots slowly into the autodoc with a sigh and closes her eyes.
[20:14] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  Third verse, same as the first. The Auto-doc works it's magic after everypony turns around.
[20:15] <Challenger> "Ok, everything done now? Ponies safely in recovery area?"
[20:16] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  "Indeed. One floor beneath us, out that door there." A door nearby opens with a hiss. "Ahem?"
[20:16] <Challenger> "What?"
[20:16] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  "A 'thanks Auto-doc for saving our asses' would be appreciated."
[20:17] <Challenger> "Oh sure..."
[20:17] * Strifer is probebly dead or worse.
[20:17] * Challenger steps to the side of the auto doc and turns away from it, lifting his hindquarters. "Thanks!" Bucks hard.
[20:17] * Desert_Eagle chuckles.
[20:20] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  "Nic buck, champ. My mother could buck harder, and she was a calculator!"
[20:20] * Reins sighs.
[20:21] <Reins>  "Can we just get to the sick bay and stop fooling around with the douche of a doctor?"
[20:21] <Challenger> "Anyone have a grenade we could toss in this thing?"
[20:21] <Desert_Eagle> "'Fraid not."
[20:22] <Challenger> "Screw it then."
[20:22] * Challenger heads to the door that opened earlier."
[20:22] * Desert_Eagle follows.
[20:26] * Desert_Eagle also grabs Breezy's rifle,
[20:27] <Reins> "Let's just go and get our friends on sick leave."
[20:29] <SpencerDespenser|GM>  And so, with 3 members elsewhere and a "heroic" "victory" behind them, our "heroes" go in search of their lost "comrades". Where are they? Who knows? What does this place have in store for them? Who knows? Where is the gold? Well, only Challenger knows for certain.