RPGstuck Modern Memo 2 Part 1

PART 1

Current tylerUnderwood [CTU] RIGHT NOW opened public bulletin board GLORIOUS LEADER’S BOARD ROOM.

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CTU RIGHT NOW opened memo on board GLORIOUS LEADER’S BOARD ROOM.
FB: Hi Lyra!
SM: Hey.
FB: What's up?
SM: This game downloaded itself on my computer, so I'm trying to play it.
SM: Not gonna lie, it's pretty dumb so far.
menacingCamper [MC] joined chat
FB: It got past my extremely secure popup blocker
SM: Hey Kara
MC: hey lyra.
FB: Also hi Kara!
MC: sorry, i just had kind of a crappy day.
FB: What happened :/
MC: i think i might have killed minali's pet.
MC: i mean not directly,
FB: Pet?
MC: she called it a lusus i think?
FB: Her LUSUS?!
SM: So THAT's what she meant!
MC: it's something really exotic apparently.
SM: Cool!
FB: God that's terrible. You must feel awful...
MC: no fucking shit.
FB: I have a lusus too
MC: and minali,
MC: she actually forgave me for it.
FB: The same thing happened to me...
tylerUnderwood [TU] joined chat
TU: Alright let's cut the sob stories for a second
TU: And get down to some SERIOUS BUISNESS
TU: Who else has started the game so far?
SM: Hey
SM: I happen to be enjoying the story
MC: no please,
TU: Vidya is some serious shit
TU: Just so many electronic arts to play
MC: continue with the serious business i don't want to talk about it.
TU: Can you even handle it?
MC: handle what?
TU: ...you know, the amount of Vidya.
TU: The serious business
FB: Kara, I'm sure you didn't mean it. You wouldn't do that.
MC: just drop it okay?
TU: Listen to the girl
TU: Girl is it?
MC: yes.
FB: But on with the SERIOUS BUSINESS
TU: Alright.
TU: So who has played the game so far?
FB: Which game?
TU: ...
FB: I had a game install itself
TU: Well that's the least suspicious thing that's happened today
MC: is it castle master?
MC: i had that happen too.
MC: hadn't actually tried it yet though.
TU: Let's assume that's the game we're talking about.
TU: Has anyone else started… whatever game it is?
FB: Ive started it
MC: well i have the game
MC: haven't gotten around to actually playing it,
MC: but it's running right now.
MC: it somehow can run on my brick,
MC: so that's a plus.
SM: Yeah
SM: Started
FB: I don't think its that bad really.
FB: Apart from the title screen
FB: COMIC SANS
TU: Does it... do anything?
SM: Nah.
FB: well it's focused on a girl in a library for me
FB: I can interact with the room
SM: It's basically a picture of a room
TU: Thought that this game was multiplayer
FB: Yeah... It didn't say anything on the title screen about it multiplayer
FB: Or maybe I couldnt read COMIC SANS
MC: maybe it's the internet "multiplayer".
MC: like you share your achivements on facebook or something stupid like that.
TU: Yes and there's a DLC leaderboard
TU: Where you pay .99 cents for SBURBBUCKS
TU: To grind your way up the ladder
FB: It did say "connecting to server"
SM: Why sburbbucks?
FB: This game isn't sburb.
FB: I was under the impression that SBURB doesn't exist
TU: Look
TU: When we all downloaded the "game"
TU: In that stupid Memo from the other day
TU: And Carlos impregnated all of our computers
TU: With his evil virus demonspawn
TU: That's when the weird shit started happening
TU: Including the shitty internet meme that we will not name
TU: And then the game attached itself to our computers
MC: oh wow, i actually lucked out there.
MC: who knows i'd be thanking my shitty internet.
FB: So this is all Carlos' fault.
TU: Most likely.
TU: And probably went through our pesterchum lists
TU: To find all of our friends' computers
TU: Or at least general acquaintances
TU: And downloaded the real S'BURB onto our computer
SM: I don't think viruses can do that.
TU: Do you have any other explanation for it?
FB: It seems like very clever coding
TU: I'm no coding wizard
TU: But it seems at least slightly possible
MC: slightly yeah.
TU: Or maybe the memo had the virus from the beginning?
TU: And it had been downloading while we were talking?
TU: And the actual file was just kind of
TU: A formality, I suppose.
SM: It WAS a pretty weird memo
frozenFire [FF] joined chat.

FF: What're we talking about here?
TU: The nature of SBURB
TU: Which I suspect is actually real
TU: And totally not fake as shit
FF: Oh, right. That game
FF: I haven't run it yet
FF: I've been exploring a dark part of the forest
FF: Found some pretty cool ruins
FF: What's been going on over there?
SM: Ruins?
TU: ... is that just an everyday thing for you?
FF: No, not usually
TU: Just "went into the forest, found a bunch of hidden ruins"
TU: I mean honestly if you could go to your computer
TU: Log off
TU: Walk into the woods
TU: Explore said ruins
TU: And come back
TU: All in give or take a day
TU: And you only just discovered this NOW?
FF: I just had the feeling that I should go there - I've never gone there before
MC: "just had the feeling"
FF: Hahahaha
SM: Were they trapped?
FF: No, they weren't trapped
SM: Aww... :(
FF: I haven't run it yet
FF: Anyways, I went to practice my archery
TU: Go on, Legolas
FF: And then I decided to explore.
FF: Also, I though sburb is only a game?
TU: Game
TU: Virus
TU: Same difference
TU: Yeah but I think it doesn't matter if you run it or not
TU: It's probably running itself right now anyways
flamingBlade [FB] joined chat.
FB: Bluh, Internet fairies getting to my router.
TU: Aright FB
TU: I'm not really sure if that was some hard boiled sarcasm
TU: Or just another weird thing that you and MP do
FB: Am I saying it wrong?
FF: In other news, have you guys been given a code of any sort?
SM: Whaddaya mean?
FF: Such as: MAIN81749MDIEN87ki£962ZI
SM: Uh... no.
FB: Yes! I got a code
FB: Hang on, I'll write it out
FB: MAIN81749MDIEN87
FB: That's it
FF: Huh. Those are the first 16 in my code
FF: I'll make a note of it
TU: Why do you ask, anywas?
FF: I found a working computer in the ruins. I'm fully aware that this sounds pretty crazy, but it's true
FF: House --> Temple --> Computer/wall/thing
FF: It has an encrypted file, and a decryptor
TU: So someone got to the ruins before you
TU: Big deal
FF: Which supposedly needs 3 codes to unlock. I find it curious
TU: Alright so FB has a code
TU: FF has a code
TU: Maybe this crazy coincidences mean that someone else has a code
FB: Alright, TU I made a mistake in my translation, does "my router crashed" make sense?
FF: Oh shoot
FF: I should probably get back now, shouldn't I
frozenFire [FF] disconnected.