Partial Possession: Rainbow Dash chapter 5

>You can almost see Celestia's giant white ass from here.
>"Oh, Rainbow!" You hear a timid voice call out. You look to see Flutters flying up to you, and you float down
>You can actually somewhat control your descent. Somehow, wings feel a lot more comfortable
"FLUTTERS CHECK THIS SHIT OUT"
>You lean to the side and start strafing, faster and faster until you smack into the side of a building
>Fluttershy looks at you for a moment. "U-um, good job!"
>She totally loves it.
>Rainbow pushed off it and goes back to floating, rubbing the side of her face. You feel alive. Living sucks
>You want to die again.
>"Ow. So, what's up, 'Shy?"
>She floats up next to you. "My day has been going well. How are you two?"
>"I'm great!"
"Not bad. Today's been good!"
>She clapped her hooves together. "Good! I'm glad to hear it."
>You grin at the sight, and Rainbow takes over control again, doing a loop around her childhood friend
>What a majestic fag-bird.
>"So, 'Shy, what'll you be up to today?"
>"Oh, nothing. What about you?"
>She sighed. "I'm booored."
>Fluttershy looked up to the sky. "What would you like to do, Anon?"
>You
>with muh dik
>sexually
>Now that your primordial reptile brainstem has been sated by that display of prickery, you actually think for once
"I have no fingers and I must vidya."
>Fluttershy brightened up. "So you were a griffon? Diamond Dog? Dragon?"
"Let's go fuck around in the everfree forest."
>The cute one reared back, and the other raised an eyebrow. "Anon, why would we do that?"
"Worst case scenario, one of you guys dies. I'm okay with that."
>You lower yourselves to the ground, and Rainbow sighed. "Yeah? Well I'm not!"
"But Rainbow, then Twilight would have to build ANOTHER lich-changeling-jar! That'd piss her off!"
>"Pfft." She suppressed a grin.
"And Flutters, it would be an EXPEDITION! A sort of safari in discovering new species of animal!"
>Fluttershy looked to the ground, as if actually considering it. "Well...if you want too..."



>You started towards it, eventually the ground dried enough to walk on. You heave a deep breath as you touch down
>You hadn't really noticed it, but you were starting to get tired.
>You looked into the shaded woods in front of you, the path slowly becoming less and less defined
>Fluttershy audiably gulped, and you sat down, wraping a arm around her shoulder.
"No worries! We've got this! C'mon, you guys used to go in there all the time!"
>Fluttershy blinked. "How did you know that?"
"Why are you such a pussy?"
>"Because I want to live."
"Douché."
>"Um, I think it's pronounced tou--"
>You stand up and drag her by the hoof into the shade. Dash giggles. "Don't worry, 'Shy! I'll protect ya!"
>She sighed in bitter acceptance. You intuitively know that you will hear that often in the years to come.
>After a few minutes, the forest suddenly took a darker tone, most of the sunlight blocked off by dense treetops
>Occasionally you come across glowing life, mushrooms and various tree-dwelling lizards
>Fluttershy slowly begins to ease up, and starts to enjoy the trip even more than you
>You happily listen to her talk about the differences between average specimens and everfree variants
>She suddenly stops and halts you, walking around a large blue flower. "Poison joke! Don't touch it."
>You immedietly start to reach for it, and Rainbow wrests control at the last minute, throwing you into the air
>"What the hell, Anon?!"
"I NEED IT FOR PRANKS"
>Fluttershy pulls you down from the air and gives a stern glare. "No, Anon! Bad!"
"But praaanks!"
>You stick your bottom lip out, and her stare softens. "W-well..."
>Rainbow pushes her away. "Uh, no! No thanks, I've had enough poison joke for a lifetime!"
>While they're distracted by eachother, you reach for the flower and pull it by the stem
>All is quiet for a moment, neither of them daring to move.





"Hey guys, what's the weirdest thing that ever happened to you?"
>They are silent
"This one time, I went in the forest, and I found a bunch of mushrooms, and I ate them."
>You can feel Rainbow making a confused expression, and Fluttershy looks even more worried.
"They weren't hallucinogenic or anything. It was just a box of shiitake mushrooms. Sitting under a tree."
>A bead of sweat drifts down your brow.
"So like, what's the weirdest thing that ever happened to you?"
>Rainbow starts to move the flower, and you immediately hold it closer to your body, stopping her dead
"This one time I was was a horse, and I was looking at another horse, and I was like, I'm not gay, but I'd totally do her."
>Fluttershy leans back subtly, and Rainbow takes increasingly unsteady breaths
"This one time I was doing a thing, and I--"
>Dash stops you, taking over your mouth. "Anon, you dont have to--"
>You shove the flower in her mouth. Aint no bitch be interrupting you.
>You bite into it, and then spit it out.
"I regret nothing."
>She places her hooves on the side of her head. "Oh no. Nononononono!"
>You feel the warp overtaking you
>Fluttershy takes your hooves and pulls you to your feet. "Dash! We need to get you to Zecora quickly, before it takes hold!"
>Dash barely lets her finish the sentence before locking arms and bolting down the path, carrying her best friend in one arm
>As you start to feel your organs rumble beneath you, you see a light before you
>The both of you hit the ground, and bang on the door. Zecora opens it, bewildered.
>"Why so spastic?! Is it something drastic?!"
>Rainbow is too busy gasping for breath after sprinting, and Fluttershy gestures wildly with her hooves. "Poison joke!"
>Zecora lowered her head and heaved a sigh. "Is it that time again? How long has it been?"
>You nod and grin
"I fucked up!"



>She appeared unsurprised. "It is not so bad, stop acting so mad."
>"I could lose my wings, doc!" Rainbow fell to the ground in front of her, grabbing her front leg. "Never again..."
>"It is temporary, you whining fairy."
"Hah. Even Zecora thinks you're a faggot."
>Zecora pulls her hoof back and raises a wary eyebrow. "Excuse me, but what the--"
>Dash coughs. "I'm also being posessed."
>The zigger nods. Faux-wise bitch. "Ah, yes, I have the physical fix for this spiritual mix."
>Fluttershy nervously looked side to side. "What do you mean?"
>"To make him pass on, I--"
>The three of you scream "NO" at once, causing her to jump back
>"Son of a bitch, I've forgotten my rhyme. As I am a witch: You'll pay for this crime."
>Rainbow gulped. "W-what kind of pay?"
>"Every day from dawn till dusk, you pester me with this 'trust'."
>"W-what...?"
>"Earlier the pink one came to whine, claiming to be in need of lime!"
>Rainbow inched back, and Zecora kept on. "As if I had a knick or knack or rhyme or snack for every party she has shat!
>"And if I knew that I would not have given friendship back!"
>Fluttershy started to raise her hoof, and Zecora shushed her.
>"And at that time, I was only to find, it was for you who had gotten in trouble as if it were mine!
>"You have princesses at your side, and yet it is me you must confide?!
>"In short, my 'sweet cohort', I DONT look forward to your friendship reports!"
>She was breathing deeply, her face more red than white or black. Rainbow opened her mouth to speak, and Zecora immedietly shut it
>"I aint fixing your shit today!"
>She slammed the door in your face.
>
"PffhahAHAHAHAHAHA"
>Your laugh echos through the forest, and you stand up, walking back towards the exit of the deepwoods
>Rainbow mentally curls into a ball, and Fluttershy rushes after you. "What are we gonna do?!"
"Keep laughing! Hahahaha!"
>You start to wind down your laugher, and wipe a tear off your face
>except you don't




>You're still laughing
>Why are you laughing so hard? This is starting to hurt
>You try to take a deep breath and find out you can't. You cough a few times and immedietly start cackling again
>Shit.
"Haha-f-fluttersHAHAHA, Fluttershy, I can't stop!"
>You continue your mad fit, nearly falling on the  ground, holding your belly.
>Fluttershy frowns. "You are being very mean right now!"
"Hahahaha!"
>Your frenzied laughter, finding your voice to become scratchy and strained
"It's the poison joke! Hahahaha"
>A look of realization dons on her, and she nods, helping you up. "Come on, we'll find something!"
>A painfully long journey later, you're out of the everfree and inside ponyville
>Each pony shoots you a odd glace or frightened face as they keep a wide berth
>"F-Fluttershhahaha!" Rainbow tries to speak, "Why are they looking at me like t-hahaha!"
>She grits her teeth. "Don't worry, Dashie, just keep moving."
>You make it to the castle, nearly keeling over into the grass more than once
>Fluttershy keeps a good hold of you, though, and you make it up the steps. She rings the doorbell, and a moment later came the pop
>Twilight opened the door, looking refreshed. She yawned for a moment. "Ahh, hey Fluttershy, how are--SWEET CELESTIA"
>She jumps when she sees you, and you fall to the floor, kicking your legs in the air
"That was genuinely funny! Hahaha, but not that funny. Hahaha!"
>Fluttershy quickly explained the situation. You think. you couldn't hear, you were laughing too hard
>Eventually you run out of breath, though, and you wake up covered in purple light.
>"I swear, you two together cause too much trouble to handle."
>You immedietly start giggling, although it is subdued.
>"Oh, Anon's awake." You feel your mouth moving for you
>Oh yeah, you're sharing a body.
>You take a better look around. You're sitting on a couch, and Twilight and Fluttershy are in front of you
"Heya."





>Fluttershy sighed and put a hoof to her chest. "Thank goodness you're safe. The both of you!"
>You stop and try for once in your life to actually genuinely smile, before the giggles take over
>"This stopped being funny around 30 minutes ago, Anon."
>Twilight cleared her throat to get your attention. It somewhat worked. "I'm afraid that's not all."
>She wheels a mirror in front of you
>Your mane is black, and you have black spots all over you
>THE DREAM IS ALIVE
>You raise your hooves in the air and give a celebratory "HOO"
>You crack up again, and keep giggling harder until Twilight zaps you, calming it back down
>"Poison joke, huh? Thought it would be funny, is that right?"
"Hey, to be fair..."
>You stop for a moment, getting a breath
"Pranks."
>You begin chuckling again
>Rainbow wheezes and grabs her ribcage. "My lungs haven't ached this much since my first rainboom."
>Twilight rolls her eyes. "Rainbow, you're just as much to blame! Going to the everfree, really?"
"Hey, she only did it on the possibility of annoying you, so I think it's justified!"
>Rainbow begins the cackling again and Twilight zaps a second time, causing you to wince.
>"Look, I can't spend all day zapping you. You have to stay calm and try not to break out again."
>She turns around and heads back to her study
"What if we do?"
>"Try not to die."
"Oh, like that worked the first time!"
>You begin laughing harder, and a zap curves directly from the doorway into your face, feeling like a kick in the snout
"Then again, I didn't try all that hard on the first go round."
>Silence
>Right, kid's show.
>You jump off the couch, and start walking to the door, and Fluttershy throws a hoof up
>"Wait! What if you start laughing again?!"
>Your smile barely holds back a chuckle. "You'll just have to hit me! Don't worry, it's not like it'll mess up her face."
>Your laughter begins again and you barely contain it
>You're going to have to stop being funny.
>implying you ever were