import os, time
from time import sleep
import random

def cls():
    if os.name == 'nt':
        os.system('cls')
    else:
        os.system("clear")

sus="-"*35

#face variables
faceAng="       _       _       \n        \     /        \n       | \   / |       \n       |       |       \n                       \n      ___________      \n     /           \     \n    /             \    \n \n"
faceSad=" \n       |      |      \n       |      |      \n       |      |      \n                     \n      __________     \n     /          \    \n    /            \   \n \n"
faceHap=" \n \n       |      |      \n       |      |      \n       |      |      \n                     \n                 \n   \              /  \n    \ __________ /   \n \n"


#Other variables
depo=["rock","paper","scissors","lizard","spock"]
depo2=("exit")
depo3=("fuck you","fucktard","douchebag","pussy","shithead","asshat","fudge packer")
answers=("Yep, no doubt about it, your father should have pulled out earlier.","I’m not a proctologist but I sure know an asshole when I see one","Who lit the fuse on your tampon?","If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.","Acting like a dick wont make yours any bigger","well... your ass looks fat in those pants.","Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning thundercloud?")

user_score=0
computer_score=0
game_tie=0


name = input("What is your name? ")
print()
print("Hello, " + name + "! Welcome to my Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock Game!")

while True:
    print()
    print("PLAYER " + name)
    print()
    print("  ------------------------------")
    print('   Wins:  ', user_score, '                  |')
    print('   Loses: ', computer_score, '                  |')
    print('   Ties:  ', game_tie, '                  |')
    print("  ------------------------------")
    print()
    print("  Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, or Spock? Type exit or press ENTER to quit:")
    print()
    print("  NOTE: TYPE CHOICES IN ALL LOWER CASE.")
    print()
    print()
    x=input("  SELECTION: ")
    cls()

    if x in depo3:
       print (faceAng)
       print(random.choice(answers))
       sleep(5.0)
       exit()

    if x in depo2:
        exit()

    if x not in depo:
        print ("INVALID SELECTION")
        sleep(1.0)
        cls()
        continue

    pc=random.choice(depo)
    sleep(0.5)
    print (("Computer picked {}.").format(pc))
    if x==pc:
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nIt's a draw.\n{}").format(sus))
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        game_tie=game_tie+1
        cls()


    elif x=="rock" and pc=="scissors":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU WIN! Rock smashes scissors.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceHap)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        user_score=user_score+1
        cls()

    elif x=="rock" and pc=="spock":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU LOSE! Spock vaporizes rock.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceSad)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        computer_score=computer_score+1
        cls()

    elif x=="rock" and pc=="lizard":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU WIN! Rock crushes lizard.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceHap)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        user_score=user_score+1
        cls()

    elif x=="rock" and pc=="paper":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU LOSE! Paper covers rock.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceSad)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        computer_score=computer_score+1
        cls()

    elif x=="paper" and pc=="rock":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU WIN! Paper beats rock,\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceHap)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        user_score=user_score+1
        cls()
    elif x=="paper" and pc=="scissors":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU LOSE! Scissors cut paper\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceSad)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        computer_score=computer_score+1
        cls()
    elif x=="paper" and pc=="spock":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU WIN! Paper dispoves Spock.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceHap)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        user_score=user_score+1
        cls()
    elif x=="paper" and pc=="lizard":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU LOSE! Lizard eats paper.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceSad)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        computer_score=computer_score+1
        cls()

    elif x=="scissors" and pc=="paper":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU WIN! Scissors cuts paper.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceHap)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        user_score=user_score+1
        cls()

    elif x=="scissors" and pc=="lizard":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU WIN! Scissors decapitates liazrd.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceHap)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        user_score=user_score+1
        cls()

    elif x=="scissors" and pc=="spock":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU LOSE!Spock smashes scissors.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceSad)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        computer_score=computer_score+1
        cls()

    elif x=="scissors" and pc=="rock":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU LOSE! Rock smashes scissors.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceSad)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        computer_score=computer_score+1
        cls()

    elif x=="lizard" and pc=="paper":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU WIN! Lizard eats paper.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceHap)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        user_score=user_score+1
        cls()

    elif x=="lizard" and pc=="rock":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU LOSE! Rock crushes lizard.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceSad)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        computer_score=computer_score+1
        cls()

    elif x=="lizard" and pc=="spock":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU WIN! Lizard poisons Spock.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceHap)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        user_score=user_score+1
        cls()

    elif x=="lizard" and pc=="scissors":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU LOSE! Scissors decapitates lizard.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceSad)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        computer_score=computer_score+1
        cls()


    elif x=="spock" and pc=="paper":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU LOSE! Paper disproves Spock.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceSad)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        computer_score=computer_score+1
        cls()

    elif x=="spock" and pc=="scissors":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU WIN! Spock smashes scissors.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceHap)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        user_score=user_score+1
        cls()

    elif x=="spock" and pc=="lizard":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU LOSE! Lizard poisons Spock.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceSad)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        computer_score=computer_score+1
        cls()

    elif x=="spock" and pc=="rock":
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU WIN! Spock vaporizes rock.\n{}").format(sus))
        print (faceHap)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        user_score=user_score+1
        cls()

    else:
        sleep(0.5)
        print (("\nYOU LOSE! {} beats {}\n{}").format(pc,x,sus))
        print (faceSad)
        input("Try Again? Press Enter to Continue... ")
        computer_score=computer_score+1
        cls()
input()