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Harbinger: Blake 1

Jul 27th, 2012
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  1. Harbinger: Blake
  2. > You are a quiet guy
  3. > It has been a while since you joined the 7th unit of ENFF
  4. > You prefer to work alone
  5. > But, Drake has you training rookies often
  6. > Fortunately the latest trainee has completed his regiment last month
  7. > His crash course in a major sorties was rough
  8. > He'll learn eventually
  9. > No mercy, no pity, no hesitation
  10. > The best you can do is give the EOS ferals a quick death
  11. > Not all of your team agrees
  12. > But, you don't have to work with Jayce
  13. > Today however your RV is busy
  14. > Five smaller herds eliminated already
  15. > Two large herds are going to collide in a nearby neighborhood
  16. > The assessment unit has them at 150 and 100 fluffies
  17. > Apparently they aren't eliminate on sight, but they need to be broken up
  18. > A unique task
  19. > You have unique skills
  20. > After spending time as a marine sniper in Desertistan you have gained deadly precision
  21. > But, lost an eye in the process
  22. > A dull pain passes over the right side of your scarred face as you remember the event
  23.  
  24. > Desertistan, city of Somewheresia
  25. > An insurgent sniper has your marines pinned down out there
  26. > You scan the buildings and spot the flash of a muzzle
  27. > The wall four inches from your face explodes into dust
  28. > You fire the test shot
  29. > Your spotter calculates the adjustment in a second
  30. > As you line up the second shot you see the flash
  31. > Then you pull the trigger sending hot lead down range
  32. > A fraction of a second too late
  33. > The lens shatters spraying your eye with shrapnel
  34. > Miraculously sparing your life
  35. > Your shooting eye however is taken
  36. > The enemy sniper is not so lucky
  37. > But, your sniping days are over
  38. > Back in the states you receive a heroes welcome
  39. > Medals, gratitude of a nation, interviews, even a Discovery channel special
  40. > Doesn't help that you can no longer fire your rifle
  41. > With the right side of your face destroyed a standard rifle is unusable
  42. > After hundreds of hours of practice you are able to fire left handed
  43. > Being ambidextrous helps, but it's different
  44. > Even with training you are unable to return to battle
  45. > The only place you feel home
  46.  
  47. > You first dominate the range
  48. > Then the predators in the States, Canada, Mexico
  49. > Out to Africa, South America, Far East, Australia
  50. > You traveled the world hunting and living it up
  51. > But, the money runs out
  52. > Government covers living expenses, and the TV deals last for a while
  53. > But, world hopping isn't cheap
  54. > And you are now practically living on the streets
  55. > Aside from your custom rifle and some remaining rounds you're destitute
  56. > You can't believe a month ago you were in the outback fighting off snakes and wild dogs
  57. > Now the US government has need of your skills again
  58. > Unfortunately it's not the work you had in mind
  59. > The job is humiliating
  60. > The best training the US government can buy and years of hunting experience
  61. > All to cull fluffy pony herds
  62. > Where did you go so wrong?
  63. > Well, not much that can be done about it you need the money
  64.  
  65. > Your RV moves out radio squawking
  66. > "ENFF-E7 2, ENFF-E7 2 you are to head to Snores town. Two herds are converging they are DOS. If unable EOS."
  67. "Roger E7 control I'm on my way"
  68. > DOS disperse on sight
  69. > A difficult job, if you make even one mistake the herd could become unstable and require extermination
  70. > It requires finesse to split up a herd without making it hunker down
  71. > And, a .308 rifle is the perfect precision tool for the job
  72. > The herds are each run by a smarty friend and without them they often break up
  73. > But, a herd can be rallied by a new smarty if proper fear isn't instilled
  74. > They need to scatter not hunker
  75. > If they see you they face you, and you have to wipe them out
  76. > You arrive at the neighborhood in question and immediately see signs of fluffy infestation
  77. > Corpses in garbage cans, some knocked over trash spread with crying bloated fluffies munching on the garbage
  78. > "Why fwuffy bwoffa big? Nuu mommah! Tummie huwty, I eat nummies tummy nuu huwty..."
  79. > They will need to be properly disposed of if a fire hazard is to be avoided
  80. > The fluffy judgment squad has pioneered the study and removal of gassed fluffies
  81. > Nasty side effects of methane overload in the body
  82. > Can't shit, can't stop eating due to stomach pains thinking they are hungry, they bloat and bacteria in their bodies swell the ponies to dam size
  83. > If they don't die from internal injuries they could be killed in fire and explode into flames
  84. > Fires spread easily
  85. > They will need collars
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