Muffled sounds of rough intercourse echo from upstairs of Shaq’s house. The one and only Shaq runs to the aid of the whatever beast was making the noises.
The door burst open only to find Lebron James vigorously pounding the semen demon formerly known as Yashiro Kasumi.
“SHAZAM!” the former movie star yelled as the unphased Lebron continued destroying the interior of Kasumi. “You realise that you have a game tomorrow and that you should be resting instead of turning anime girls into cum dumpsters, right?” Lebron detached Kasumi from himself causing her to collapse in a mixture of bodily fluids and chalk. “GOOD GODDAMN I LOVE FUCKING 2D HOES! Coach knows if I ain’t Muv Luv-ing these bitches I will go back to Miami.”