not a trojan :P

#!/usr/bin/env python
import socket, ssl, time, base64, random, os


server = "irc.hackthissite.org"
port = 6697
channel = "#hell"

# entity lists
noneuter_list = ["madmouse"]
neuter_list = ["kage", "weekend", "#hackthissite", "nickserv", "chanserv", "memoserv"]
dicks = ["test", "_3uph0ny", "stan", "vbaaaa", "knuckle_head", "agro", "linearinterpol", "wisdomewaze"]

# conversation
greetings = ["hey", "hi", "hello", "welcome", "hai", "<3"]
slurs = ["Go fuck yourself you conceited bastard ;)", "You sir, are a nigger if you don't mind me saying.", "Shut up whore", "Go die bitch", "Hello :D", "B===D"]

# net lists
youtube_list = ["https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgunNdurZOI", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bD3LRxjtJ4"]
code_list = []

# dicts
copycats = {}

def is_url(url):
    import re
    regex = re.compile(
        r'^https?://'  # http:// or https://
        r'(?:(?:[A-Z0-9](?:[A-Z0-9-]{0,61}[A-Z0-9])?\.)+[A-Z]{2,6}\.?|'  # domain...
        r'localhost|'  # localhost...
        r'\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3})' # ...or ip
        r'(?::\d+)?'  # optional port
        r'(?:/?|[/?]\S+)$', re.IGNORECASE)
    return url is not None and regex.search(url)

def reconnect():
    s = socket.socket(socket.AF_INET, socket.SOCK_STREAM)
    ircsock = ssl.wrap_socket(s)
    ircsock.connect((server, port))

def sendmsg(chan , msg):
    ircsock.send("PRIVMSG "+ chan +" :"+ msg +"\r\n")

def joinchan(chan):
    ircsock.send("JOIN "+ chan +"\r\n")

def hello(person):
    random.seed(time.time())
    sendmsg(person, random.choice(slurs))

def copy(nick,chan):
    copycats[nick] = chan

def register():
    random.seed(time.time())
    botnick = base64.b64encode(str(time.time()*random.randint(0, 10)))
    botnick = ''.join(random.sample(botnick,len(botnick)))[:5]
    ircsock.send("USER "+ botnick +" "+ botnick +" "+ botnick +" :"+botnick+"\r\n")
    ircsock.send("NICK "+ botnick +"\r\n")

def quit(msg):
    ircsock.send("QUIT :"+ msg +"\r\n")

def bomb(cunt):
    random.seed(time.time())
    sendmsg(cunt, random.choice(slurs))

def youtube(person, command, option):
    if command == "add" and option not in youtube_list:
        if not is_url(option):
            return
        youtube_list.insert(0, option)
        with open(os.path.expanduser("~/tools/bot/lists/youtube"), "a") as f:
            f.write(option+'\n')
    elif command == "random":
        random.seed(time.time())
        sendmsg(person, random.choice(youtube_list))
        return
    elif command == "list":
        sendmsg(person, str(youtube_list))

def code(person, command, option):
    if command == "add" and option not in code_list:
        if not is_url(option):
            return
        code_list.insert(0, option)
        with open(os.path.expanduser("~/tools/bot/lists/code"), "a") as f:
            f.write(option+'\n')
    elif command == "random":
        random.seed(time.time())
        sendmsg(person, random.choice(code_list))
        return
    elif command == "list":
        sendmsg(person, str(code_list))

def slur(person, command, option):
    if command == "add" and option not in slurs:
        slurs.insert(0, option)
        with open(os.path.expanduser("~/tools/bot/lists/slurs"), "a") as f:
            f.write(option+'\n')
    elif command == "random":
        random.seed(time.time())
        sendmsg(person, random.choice(slurs))
        return
    elif command == "list":
        sendmsg(person, str(slurs))


# load files
with open(os.path.expanduser("~/tools/bot/lists/youtube")) as f:
    youtube_list = youtube_list + [line.rstrip('\n') for line in f]

with open(os.path.expanduser("~/tools/bot/lists/code")) as f:
    code_list = code_list + [line.rstrip('\n') for line in f]

with open(os.path.expanduser("~/tools/bot/lists/neuter")) as f:
    neuter_list = neuter_list + [line.rstrip('\n') for line in f]

with open(os.path.expanduser("~/tools/bot/lists/noneuter")) as f:
    noneuter_list = noneuter_list + [line.rstrip('\n') for line in f]

with open(os.path.expanduser("~/tools/bot/lists/slurs")) as f:
    slurs = slurs + [line.rstrip('\n') for line in f]


# connect to irc
s = socket.socket(socket.AF_INET, socket.SOCK_STREAM)
ircsock = ssl.wrap_socket(s)
ircsock.connect((server, port))
register()
while 1:
    ircmsg = ircsock.recv(2048)
    if len(ircmsg) == 0:
        ircsock.close()
        time.sleep(3)
        reconnect()
        register()
        continue
    if ircmsg.find("PING ") != -1:
        x = ircmsg.find("PING ")
        ircmsg = ircmsg[x:]
        y = ircmsg.find("\r\n")
        ircsock.send("PONG "+ircmsg[6:y+2])
        print("PONG "+ircmsg[6:y])
        joinchan(channel)
        continue
    command = ircmsg.split()
    print(command)

    try:
        if command[1] == "432":
            register()
            continue
        elif command[1] == "451" or command[1] == "001":
            joinchan(channel)
            continue
    # special actions
        elif command[0].split("!")[0][1:].lower() in neuter_list:
            continue
        elif command[0].split("!")[0][1:].lower() in dicks or command[2].lower() in dicks:
            bomb(command[2])
            continue
        # commands
        keyword = command[3].translate(None, ":").lower()
        if keyword in greetings:
            hello(command[2])
            continue
        if len(command) >= 5 and command[4].lower() in neuter_list:
            sendmsg(command[2], "This entity is neuter_listed, give up.")
            continue
        elif keyword == "@youtube":
           if len(command) == 6:
              youtube(command[2], command[4], command[5])
           elif len(command) == 5:
              youtube(command[2], command[4], 0)
           continue
        elif keyword == "@slur":
           if len(command) >= 6:
              slur(command[2], command[4], " ".join(command[5:]))
           elif len(command) == 5:
              slur(command[2], command[4], 0)
           continue

        elif keyword == "@code":
           if len(command) == 6:
              code(command[2], command[4], command[5])
           elif len(command) == 5:
              code(command[2], command[4], 0)
           continue
        elif keyword == "@join":
            joinchan(command[4])
            continue
        elif keyword == "@penis" and command[4].lower() not in noneuter_list:
            dicks.insert(0, command[4].lower())
            sendmsg(command[2], str(dicks))
            continue
        elif keyword == "@rpenis":
            dicks.remove(command[4].lower())
            sendmsg(command[2], str(dicks))
            continue
        elif keyword == "@neuter" and command[4].lower() not in noneuter_list and command[4].lower() not in neuter_list:
            with open(os.path.expanduser("~/tools/bot/lists/neuter"), "a") as f:
                f.write(command[4].lower()+'\n')
            neuter_list.insert(0, command[4].lower())
            sendmsg(command[2], str(neuter_list))
            continue
        elif keyword == "@noneuter" and command[4].lower() not in noneuter_list:
            with open(os.path.expanduser("~/tools/bot/lists/noneuter"), "a") as f:
                f.write(command[4].lower()+'\n')
            noneuter_list.insert(0, command[4].lower())
            sendmsg(command[2], str(noneuter_list))
            continue
        elif keyword == "@say":
            sendmsg(command[4],' '.join(command[5:]))
            continue
        elif keyword == "@copy":
            if command[5].lower() in neuter_list:
                sendmsg(command[2], "This entity is neuter_listed, give up.")
                continue
            else:
                copy(command[4].lower(), command[5].lower())
                sendmsg(command[2], str(copycats))
                continue
        elif keyword == "@rcopy":
            del copycats[command[4].lower()]
            continue
        elif keyword == "@nick":
            botnick = command[4]
            ircsock.send("USER "+ botnick +" "+ botnick +" "+ botnick +" :"+botnick+"\r\n")
            ircsock.send("NICK "+ botnick +"\r\n")
            continue
        elif keyword == "@renew":
            register()
            continue
        elif keyword == "@bomb":
            bomb(command[4])
            continue
        elif keyword == "@sepuku":
            if len(command) >= 5:
                quit(' '.join(command[4:]))
                exit(0)
            else:
                quit("bye")
                exit(0)
        elif command[0].split("!")[0][1:].lower() in copycats:
            sendmsg(copycats[command[0].split("!")[0][1:]], command[3][1:]+" "+" ".join(command[4:]))
        elif command[2].lower() in copycats:
            sendmsg(copycats[command[2]], command[3][1:]+" "+" ".join(command[4:]))

    except:
        print("I make a pop poo\r\n")