Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- >Day 420
- >No wait, you don`t do that 420 shit
- >But fuck me if you ain`t high anyways
- >Is this your house? At least you think it is
- >When Twilight said the Joke Poison is not to be taken as a joke, she wasn`t kidding
- >That shit hits hard man, just two little hits of that laughing smoke and you are already fucking flying
- >"HEHE-HEHE-HEH Daaaaamn right my friend"
- >Hell, you might me flying but at least you ain`t laughing like a maniac and talking as that smoke coming out of your nose is
- >Shit`s creepy
- >*tsk tsk tsk tsk* "Why is such a handsome man like you just walking alone in this place?"
- >What the...
- >Either you are too fucked up mentally, or you are really hearing voices
- >"You are not hearing voices, my dear. I`m right behind you"
- >Turn around... but slowly
- >They say that if a nigga gets scared, things fuck up real fast
- >Wait a moment, you are not a black man, those are not black pigmentations on your skin
- >It`s just smoke covering your hands!
- >Silly Anon, that`s not how you become black
- >"Why are you staring at your hands, oh handsome rogue?"
- >Raise your head to find the most beatiful thing ever
- >A huge breasted, wide ass, naked lady
- >But not a common huge breasted, wide ass, naked lady
- >A huge breasted, wide ass, naked CANDY-LADY
- >There is nothing you can do, but stare in awe
- >"I hope I don`t have to get jealous of your hands for taking all the attention"
- >Damn this candy-lady wants it
- My hands only give me self-pleasure, but I want you to GIVE ME DIABETES!
- >Droll starts to fall from your mouth as you get closer to her
- >"Oh make me YOURS. RIGHT. NOW!"
- >The following scene is worthy of a mexican soap-opera
- >You and the Candy lady embrace yourselves and fall to the floor in a rain of passionate kisses and gropes
- >*Meanwhile*
- Girls, I tell you, Anon has a problem
- >"Fluttershy, what kind of big problem must Anon have for you to call us all?"
- >"Twilight, I tell you, this is something serious"
- >Rarity goes faster and she reaches Anon`s door and starts opening while speaking
- >"I hope this is important, my dear. It is a bad thing to interrupt a lady during her massa-"
- >"HOLY BALD APPLE!" "HAHAHAHAHA, LOOK AT HIM!" "SPIKE COVER YOUR EYES!" "What is Anon d- Ouch! Twilight I can`t see!" "Oooh, that looks yummy![spoiler] [/spoiler] "Oh...my *pmmff*"
- >Everyp0ny looks at Pinkie with a disgusted face and then back to Anon
- >You just try to hide your erected wings without taking your face away from this scene
- >Anon is on the floor, surrounded by petals of naked with a full erection and kissing and licking a candy cane
- >"Heyyyyy girls! How are you!"
- >Rarity isn`t moving, she just stands there with her eyes wide open
- >She looks like a statue
- >Slowly Anon gets up and goes to the kitchen
- >"Girls, be my guests! Let me prepare you a te-"
- >Twilight trots behind him
- >"ANON, DON`T!"
- >He just does not listen and grabs a kettle with his bare hands
- >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
- >*The next day*
- >Day 4-
- Oh shut up you! My head is-AAAGH! What the hell!?
- >"What?"
- Why are my hands hurting and with bandages?
- >"Let me continue with my story and you`ll know damn it!"
- Okay okay! Goddamn my head hurts...
- >"Where was I? Ah yes..."
- >There is a knock at the door and then Fluttershy enters
- >"Anon, sweetie, are you feeling better?"
- Don`t call me that, and no, I am not! I just woke up, my head is hurting, my hands are hurting, even my mouth is hurting!
- >She looks at your hands
- >"But your hands look much better now!"
- >You look at them, they hurt so much but something tells you they are doing better
- What happened anyway?
- >You ask while looking at her
- >"Well Anon, when me and the girls found you, you were on the floor, nakedasiwantyoutobealways, licking a candy cane and surrounded by Poison Joke petals"
- >Wow, that must have been a good night
- >A good, fun and fucked up night
- >At least there were some candy involucrated
- >"Sweetie, why did you have Poison Joke here? I told you it does bad things to you"
- >Heh, bad things
- I told you already, stop calling me "Sweetie". And Fluttershy listen...[spoiler] [/spoiler]>Her ears perk up and she looks at you[spoiler] [/spoiler] I don`t know what this "Poison Joke" does to you ponies, but we humans can grab a simple herb, and make it do wonders for us when you roll it in a paper, burn it and blow it...
- >Damn right
- >Humanity at it`s finest
- >"You blew an herb?"
- >You quickly notice her odd face, a mixture of disgust and [spoiler]disgust[/spoiler]
- Nononononono! Not in THAT way, more like the fill your lungs with it`s smoke way
- >"Oh..."
- >Silly rapist pony...
- >You tell Fluttershy to wait downstairs
- >Probably not a good idea
- >Who knows what kind of things the she-demon will do when you are not near
- >Anyways, better get the routine done
- >Shit, shower with a little difficulty due to the bandages, and same with the dressing
- >No need to shave, everyone loves a nice 9 am beard
- >Go downstairs to check on Fuckyhush and make have breakfast
- >She fast-forwarded the situation and is already having some breakfast
- >The nerve of this pony
- >Anyway, sit down with her and reach behind you for a candy
- >She drops the spoon and just stares at you with a surprised face
- What? Did you just see yourself on a mirror or what?
- >"Anon... where did you get that candy?"
- >So that`s it then? She wants to know about your secret?
- >Well she´ll have noone of it
- Not your damn business Fluttershy. And now that I remember, why aren`t you doing that fetish guessing of yours? Ran out of ideas already?
- >It might be not a good idea to provoke the demon itself...
- >"Oh sweetie, eager aren´t we? But I´m already doing it!"
- >U wot m8?
- What do you mean?
- >"I am a vigilan honey, are close vigilants your fetish?"
- >A... vigilant?
- What, like, someone who looks personally for information?
- >"That´s right Anon, so?"
- Nope. And now thatt I remember, you just called me sweetie for the third time today. Third strike, you are OUT, Fluttershy.
- >You get up on your feet, leave the candy on the table, grab her by her mane and take her to the door
- >"Oh Anon, you hurt me! Is rough-play your fetish Anon?"
- You already asked once, and NO, IT IS NOT!
- >Cunt punt her
- >"Remember Anon! I Remainvigilaaaant!"
- >And there she goes, flying away at inimaginable speeds
- Vigilate your nose, would ya? It sticks itself where it does not belong!
- >Close the door and go back to the kitchen to find... Pinkie Pie?
- >"Hi Nonnie!"
- Pinkie... What are you doing here?
- >She just giggles and grabs your candy
- Hey! That´s mine!
- >She comes closer
- >"So, I herd u liek cands?"
- Pinkie drop the candy before speaking....
- >She giggles again and drops it on the floor
- Such a waste...
- >"Sorry Nonny! So, I heard you like candies?"
- Yes, as a matter of fact, I do like candies [spoiler] [/spoiler]>You say while grabbing another candy cane and licking it. [spoiler] [/spoiler] Why do you ask?
- >"Where did that candy cane come out?"
- >Figured she would want to know about your secret too
- Silly Pinkie... You have your ways, and I have min-Uaaf!
- >Pinkie uses Tackle! It`s super effective!
- >You fall and she stands on top of you, staring right at your soul...through your eyes
- >"Here is the thing, SILLY. I like candies, you have candies. You know the rest. SPEAK.NOW. or I will party...[spoiler] in your dead corpse[/spoiler] Anon...
- >You quickly get another candy cane andd raise it with your hand
- Hey girl herehere girl, want the candy?!
- >Pinkie starts panting and shaking her tail like a bitch
- >What? She is female, already checked it!
- [spoiler]Heh[/spoiler]
- Go for it!
- >Proceed to throw the candy through the window
- >Pinkie follows it at the same speed, giving you enough time to at least close the window and the door
- Uff. Now that was a close call. Damn, two wasted candies in one day, ooooh it is sad day... Anyway, still have my tricks to get more
- >Before grabbing a new one you look at the floor and notice some Poison Joke petals
- >Grab them and put them in your pocket
- This ones are for tonight... and you...[spoiler] [/spoiler]>Stare at the newborn candy cane[spoiler] [/spoiler] You are my precious...my delicacy... my...my...[spoiler]fetish[/spoiler]
- >*Later that night*
- Say Smoke, you are not so bad buddy, I mean I created you out of my lungs and all, and you ended up being a good lad!
- >"You too Anon, you cool man, you cool... *cough* *cough*
- >He, a coughing Smoke. What`s next? A coughing Smoke?
- Man, I wish I remember how to get candy canes, I KNOW how to get them, I just forgot how!
- >Well, at least anything is better than
- >"Fluttershy Fucking"
- Damn it Smoke, don`t interrupt this shit! It`s more than enough that I am talking with a smoke curtain thanks to this petals!
- >"My bad, My bad"
- >At least you are not
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
- Who the hell is it?
- >You open something that looks like your door
- >Meh, any door works
- >"Did you miss me, handsome?"
- >Holy Jesus in a pogo stick
- I missed every inch of your body miss Candy-Lady...
- >"And I missed yours.... COME TO MOMMA!"
- >At least you ended up
- >Fucking Candy-Lady
- [spoiler]>Five minutes before...[/spoiler]
- [spoiler]I told you I`ll remain vigilant Anon...[/spoiler]
- [spoiler]>You keep walking in your costume to where Anon lives[/spoiler]
- [spoiler]>It was a pain in the flank to convince Rarity to make this costume for you, but she is "Generosity"[/spoiler]
- [spoiler]>Knock on the door not one, neither 2, but 3 times[/spoiler]
- [spoiler]He won`t notice anything different, I have the Poison Joke to thank for that[/spoiler]
- [spoiler]>You see the door open but Anon is not looking[/spoiler]
- [spoiler]>Time to get his attention[/spoiler]
- [spoiler]Did you miss me, handsome?[/spoiler]
- [spoiler]>His face becomes pale when he sees you but a smile creeps out of it[/spoiler]
- [spoiler]>"I missed every inch of your body miss Candy-Lady[/spoiler]
- [spoiler]>Got him where you wanted...[/spoiler]
- [spoiler]And I missed yours... COME TO MOMMA![/spoiler]
- [spoiler]>Tonight is gonna be a good night[/spoiler]
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement