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  1. [20:05] * YukariMarii changes topic to 'Thoughtformed | Fictionals all welcome here'
  2. [20:05] * HMMMMMM is now known as Once-ler
  3. [20:05] <@YukariMarii> hello!
  4. [20:06] <pizzaguydave> hey
  5. [20:06] <pizzaguydave> sup
  6. [20:06] <Once-ler> Hey.
  7. [20:06] <@YukariMarii> I don't know all of you but I thought that maybe this would be a good way to get to know each other?
  8. [20:06] <pizzaguydave> i think weve met
  9. [20:06] <pizzaguydave> maybe??
  10. [20:06] <@YukariMarii> maybe....
  11. [20:06] <pizzaguydave> i remember something about fish
  12. [20:06] <@YukariMarii> oh!
  13. [20:06] <@YukariMarii> were you the cat
  14. [20:07] <hawkguy> Hey.
  15. [20:07] <pizzaguydave> i
  16. [20:07] <pizzaguydave> yeah
  17. [20:07] <@YukariMarii> I mean wait, everyone was a cat, but I remember you
  18. [20:07] <Once-ler> Did you try to eat her?
  19. [20:07] <pizzaguydave> i guess i was the cat
  20. [20:07] <Once-ler> Him?
  21. [20:07] <Once-ler> Person.
  22. [20:07] <pizzaguydave> no i didnt try to eat anyone jesus boss
  23. [20:07] <Once-ler> Just checking.
  24. [20:07] <pizzaguydave> i know you have a thing about fish
  25. [20:08] <pizzaguydave> anyway hey im dave
  26. [20:08] <@YukariMarii> Im Yukari! as you can probably tell by the name ^o^
  27. [20:08] <Ragnarok> IM RAGNAROK AND I DEMAND TO BE ENTERTAINED
  28. [20:08] <pizzaguydave> wow
  29. [20:08] <pizzaguydave> chill out dude
  30. [20:08] <Once-ler> Oh geez.
  31. [20:08] <Ragnarok> LOOK, I'M SO BORED I WISH WE WERE ACTUALLY DEAD INSTEAD OF CRONA JUST BEING A MORON.
  32. [20:09] <@YukariMarii> Its okay! I think this will be pretty entertaining
  33. [20:09] <pizzaguydave> pinky off the shift key
  34. [20:09] <hawkguy> here comes the capslock. great.
  35. [20:09] <Once-ler> Calm down.
  36. [20:09] <pizzaguydave> deep breaths man
  37. [20:09] <Ragnarok> IM REACHING OUT TO YOU PEOPLE.
  38. [20:09] <Ragnarok> LIKE A FRIEND.
  39. [20:09] <pizzaguydave> as an experienced dead guy
  40. [20:09] <hawkguy> Kudos.
  41. [20:09] <pizzaguydave> its not that entertaining
  42. [20:09] <pizzaguydave> death i mean
  43. [20:10] <pizzaguydave> though i guess i was never dead that long
  44. [20:10] <Once-ler> Wait. When did you die?
  45. [20:10] <pizzaguydave> which time
  46. [20:10] <Once-ler> Oh wait. I know.
  47. [20:10] <@YukariMarii> Did you ever tell me how that worked?
  48. [20:10] <Once-ler> The floaty-immortal thing.
  49. [20:10] <pizzaguydave> @yukarimarii hahaha again which time
  50. [20:11] <@YukariMarii> wel
  51. [20:11] <@YukariMarii> well
  52. [20:11] <@YukariMarii> how about the first time?
  53. [20:11] <pizzaguydave> i got shot
  54. [20:11] <pizzaguydave> a lot
  55. [20:11] <pizzaguydave> and then i was dead
  56. [20:11] <pizzaguydave> its pretty simple really
  57. [20:11] <Ragnarok> SEE, GOOD, THATS INTERESTING.
  58. [20:11] <@YukariMarii> No I mean, how did you come back?
  59. [20:11] <Ragnarok> I COULD GET USED TO THIS CONVERSATION THING.
  60. [20:11] <Once-ler> Shenanigans.
  61. [20:11] <@YukariMarii> Usually dead people stay dead...
  62. [20:11] <pizzaguydave> oh my friend kissed me
  63. [20:12] <Ragnarok> WELP, BORED AGAIN.
  64. [20:12] <Once-ler> You're bored at corpse kissing?
  65. [20:12] <Once-ler> How are you bored at that?
  66. [20:12] <pizzaguydave> @ragnarok well i died again pretty soon after that if it helps you out dude
  67. [20:12] <Ragnarok> WAKE ME WHEN YOU GET TO THIRD BASE.
  68. [20:12] <Ragnarok> ACCEPTABLE.
  69. [20:12] <pizzaguydave> whoa
  70. [20:12] <pizzaguydave> i didnt know it was that kind of sharing circle
  71. [20:13] <@YukariMarii> And that worked?
  72. [20:13] <Once-ler> Please don't make it that kind of sharing circle.
  73. [20:13] <pizzaguydave> yeah more or less
  74. [20:13] <onetruth> yes, please don't
  75. [20:13] <pizzaguydave> i woke up in the body of my dream self and then promptly blew up in a sun after some other shenanigans
  76. [20:14] <@YukariMarii> I guess I've never heard of someone kissing a dead person before, so I can't disprove that it works like that
  77. [20:14] <pizzaguydave> but ill leave that resurrection mysterious for mr capslock over there
  78. [20:14] <pizzaguydave> it probably doesnt usually work
  79. [20:15] <pizzaguydave> you probably need to have a spare body lying around
  80. [20:15] <@YukariMarii> I'll try not to rely on it, then!
  81. [20:15] <pizzaguydave> good call
  82. [20:15] <pizzaguydave> so whats everyone doing tonight
  83. [20:15] <@YukariMarii> Apparently I got married...
  84. [20:15] <pizzaguydave> hahaha oh yeah thats a thing
  85. [20:16] <pizzaguydave> whos the lucky bride slash groom
  86. [20:17] <pizzaguydave> whod everyone else get hitched to im curious
  87. [20:17] <Once-ler> Bro.
  88. [20:18] <Ragnarok> INSTEAD OF GETTING MARRIED, ME AND CRONA ARE SUPPOSEDLY DEAD.
  89. [20:18] <Ragnarok> FRANKLY ITS A HUGE RELIEF.
  90. [20:18] <pizzaguydave> youre kind of morbid buddy
  91. [20:18] <Once-ler> Yeah but isn't being "dead" a bad thing?
  92. [20:19] <Ragnarok> NOT AS BAD AS GETTING MARRIED!
  93. [20:19] <pizzaguydave> i dunno about that
  94. [20:19] <Once-ler> He's very morbid. It's creeping me out.
  95. [20:19] <Ragnarok> ESPECIALY NOT IF THEY MIGHT HAVE STUCK ME WITH CRONA.
  96. [20:19] <pizzaguydave> soujis not a bad catch
  97. [20:19] <pizzaguydave> WAIT
  98. [20:19] <pizzaguydave> @hawkguy
  99. [20:19] <hawkguy> yeah
  100. [20:19] <Once-ler> Oh, you got Souji?
  101. [20:19] <pizzaguydave> arent you my bros roommate
  102. [20:19] <pizzaguydave> dirk
  103. [20:19] <pizzaguydave> yeah i got souji
  104. [20:19] <hawkguy> yeah.
  105. [20:19] <pizzaguydave> oh my god
  106. [20:19] <Once-ler> We're going to address that but ignore I'm married to Bro-Bro.
  107. [20:19] <Once-ler> I see how it is.
  108. [20:20] <pizzaguydave> once i already knew you were married to brobro
  109. [20:20] <Once-ler> But it's such a nice marriage.
  110. [20:20] <Once-ler> I'm like a BroBoss now.
  111. [20:20] <pizzaguydave> nice is a word you can use
  112. [20:20] <hawkguy> I'd try and be happy if it wasn't for the court summons
  113. [20:20] <pizzaguydave> hahahahahaha oh my god im telling him you said that
  114. [20:20] <pizzaguydave> dude he is fifteen
  115. [20:20] <pizzaguydave> i mean
  116. [20:20] <pizzaguydave> sixteen
  117. [20:20] <pizzaguydave> im fifteen
  118. [20:20] <pizzaguydave> whatever
  119. [20:20] <hawkguy> i got free booze out of it
  120. [20:20] <pizzaguydave> what
  121. [20:20] <pizzaguydave> whoa
  122. [20:20] <hawkguy> not looking forward to going to court
  123. [20:21] <hawkguy> i'm not that kind of guy
  124. [20:21] <Once-ler> That stinks.
  125. [20:21] <hawkguy> i'm honorable
  126. [20:21] <Once-ler> I'm sorry you got an illegal bride, hawkguy.
  127. [20:21] <Ragnarok> FREE BOOZE, HUH?
  128. [20:21] <onetruth> My caretaker isn't either, but someone seems to think he is.
  129. [20:21] <Ragnarok> NOW IM CONFLICTED.
  130. [20:21] <hawkguy> Thanks dude.
  131. [20:21] <onetruth> Though, it's probably worse for him since I'm seven.
  132. [20:21] <pizzaguydave> dude if youre going to be taking care of my bro from hereon out i dont want to hear about you boozing the weekend away
  133. [20:21] <pizzaguydave> wait
  134. [20:21] <pizzaguydave> what
  135. [20:22] <@YukariMarii> Sorry I got distracted
  136. [20:22] <pizzaguydave> youre seven???
  137. [20:22] <pizzaguydave> seven what
  138. [20:22] <onetruth> Is that a problem?
  139. [20:22] <Ragnarok> HEY, NOBODY TOLD ME THIS WAS THE CHRIS HANSEN KIND OF CHATROOM!
  140. [20:22] <pizzaguydave> seven sweeps or seven years
  141. [20:22] <pizzaguydave> a sweep is like two years and a bit by the way
  142. [20:22] <onetruth> Seven years
  143. [20:22] <pizzaguydave> jesus christ
  144. [20:22] * jack (9814b001@gateway/web/freenode/ip.152.20.176.1) has joined #thoughtformed
  145. [20:22] <hawkguy> i am not going to booze the weekend away
  146. [20:22] <@YukariMarii> I got married to Rogue.
  147. [20:22] <Once-ler> Who's Chris Hansen?
  148. [20:23] * jack is now known as Guest45014
  149. [20:23] <Ragnarok> SOME GUY ON TV.
  150. [20:23] * Kyon (433db958@gateway/web/freenode/ip.67.61.185.88) has joined #thoughtformed
  151. [20:23] <pizzaguydave> oh i dont think ive met her
  152. [20:23] <pizzaguydave> is she nice
  153. [20:23] <pizzaguydave> hey guys whats up
  154. [20:24] <onetruth> I don't see what you find so shocking
  155. [20:24] <pizzaguydave> jack youll have to put some dumb words in front of your name probably
  156. [20:24] * Guest45014 (9814b001@gateway/web/freenode/ip.152.20.176.1) has left #thoughtformed
  157. [20:24] <@YukariMarii> She seems like a nice person... but I don't want to get married!
  158. [20:24] <pizzaguydave> it wouldnt let me be dave either
  159. [20:24] <onetruth> it was clearly a paperwork mixup
  160. [20:24] <@YukariMarii> I'm way too young
  161. [20:24] <@YukariMarii> hi, Kyon!
  162. [20:24] <pizzaguydave> i didnt know seven year olds could read
  163. [20:24] <Once-ler> That's what happens when you don't have super original names.
  164. [20:24] * canyouseeme (9814b001@gateway/web/freenode/ip.152.20.176.1) has joined #thoughtformed
  165. [20:24] <Once-ler> Seven isn't an infant, Dave.
  166. [20:25] <pizzaguydave> it isnt??
  167. [20:25] <pizzaguydave> @canyouseeme yeah we can see you buddy
  168. [20:26] <canyouseeme> ok good.
  169. [20:27] <Once-ler> Is that still Jack?
  170. [20:27] <canyouseeme> yeah. this thing kicked me off.
  171. [20:28] <Once-ler> Hi Jack.
  172. [20:28] <Kyon> None of us are married. Or dead. Or in legal trouble. Although that last one is a more nebulous piece of philosophy, I suppose.
  173. [20:28] <Once-ler> That's debatable, Kyon.
  174. [20:28] <pizzaguydave> dude i am so horrendously married you wouldnt even believe
  175. [20:28] <pizzaguydave> fucking entrenched in this matrimony
  176. [20:28] <Once-ler> He's also kinda-dead maybe.
  177. [20:28] <pizzaguydave> you can try to pull me out of wedlock but im sticking the course
  178. [20:29] <pizzaguydave> like prechewed bubble gum
  179. [20:29] <pizzaguydave> or half dried concrete
  180. [20:29] <Kyon> yare yare
  181. [20:30] <hawkguy> that's dedication.
  182. [20:30] <pizzaguydave> also yeah my deceased status is kind of up in the air seeing as ive technically died but am currently pretty alive as far as i can tell
  183. [20:30] <Ragnarok> ZOMBIE.
  184. [20:30] <pizzaguydave> @hawkguy that is the kind of dedication i want to see towards my bro ok
  185. [20:30] <Ragnarok> ITS NOT THAT COMPLICATED.
  186. [20:30] <pizzaguydave> no im not the zombie that other guy is
  187. [20:31] <pizzaguydave> amporas roommate
  188. [20:31] <@YukariMarii> We have a zombie?
  189. [20:31] <Once-ler> Does that mean Eridan married a zombie?
  190. [20:31] <pizzaguydave> yeah that means eridan married a zombie
  191. [20:31] <canyouseeme> yeah he's a pretty nice guy.
  192. [20:31] <pizzaguydave> and also that the zombie is probably going to prison for indecent conduct with a minor
  193. [20:31] <Once-ler> Ew.
  194. [20:31] <pizzaguydave> yeah
  195. [20:31] <pizzaguydave> poor zombie
  196. [20:32] <pizzaguydave> nobody deserves that
  197. [20:32] <Once-ler> Eridan's not that bad...
  198. [20:33] <pizzaguydave> really
  199. [20:33] <Once-ler> Yeah, he seemed pretty okay last time we talked.
  200. [20:34] <pizzaguydave> has he hit on you yet
  201. [20:34] <Once-ler> Uh.
  202. [20:34] <Once-ler> No, I don't think so.
  203. [20:34] <@YukariMarii> Oh dear
  204. [20:34] <Once-ler> He wants to hit on Santa though, that's for sure.
  205. [20:34] <pizzaguydave> maybe hes doing better then
  206. [20:35] <pizzaguydave> hahahaha jesus fucking christ
  207. [20:35] <pizzaguydave> wait shit theres a seven year old in here
  208. [20:35] <pizzaguydave> fuck i did it again
  209. [20:35] <pizzaguydave> oh my god
  210. [20:35] <pizzaguydave> how do i stop
  211. [20:35] <@YukariMarii> ...I wonder, could Santa appear here?
  212. [20:36] <Once-ler> Stop cursing in front of children.
  213. [20:36] <hawkguy> i will do my best, dave.
  214. [20:37] <pizzaguydave> thanks brother in law dude
  215. [20:37] <pizzaguydave> i dont know if i can stop cussing though
  216. [20:37] <pizzaguydave> maybe if i just like
  217. [20:37] <pizzaguydave> stop talking
  218. [20:37] <pizzaguydave> or hold my breath or something
  219. [20:37] <Once-ler> You're typing!
  220. [20:37] <pizzaguydave> oh yeah
  221. [20:38] <Once-ler> Just backspace your curses.
  222. [20:38] <pizzaguydave> i type way faster than i think
  223. [20:38] <Once-ler> I know.
  224. [20:39] <Ragnarok> OBVIOUSLY.
  225. [20:39] <pizzaguydave> thank
  226. [20:41] <pizzaguydave> brb im getting some ice cream
  227. [20:41] <canyouseeme> :)look I am emoticoning
  228. [20:41] <@YukariMarii> Sorry if I'm slow to reply in here... I'm building a robot at the same time
  229. [20:41] <Once-ler> :)
  230. [20:41] <canyouseeme> :)
  231. [20:41] <Once-ler> :D
  232. [20:42] <Once-ler> Wait. A robot?
  233. [20:42] <@YukariMarii> Oh sorry, I mean a model robot
  234. [20:42] <canyouseeme> a robot that models?
  235. [20:42] <Once-ler> I thought you had a robot-robot going for a minute.
  236. [20:42] <@YukariMarii> No, not that either!
  237. [20:42] <@YukariMarii> um...
  238. [20:42] <@YukariMarii> A model of a robot.
  239. [20:42] <Once-ler> Nobody needs a modeling robot.
  240. [20:43] <canyouseeme> what kind of robot?
  241. [20:43] <canyouseeme> they might.
  242. [20:43] <@YukariMarii> A modeling agency might, depending on the economy
  243. [20:44] <Once-ler> An economy that needs to resort to having robot-models probably isn't an economy that needs a modeling agency.
  244. [20:44] <Once-ler> Unless it's a robot economy.
  245. [20:44] <Once-ler> In a robot society.
  246. [20:45] <@YukariMarii> It's a mobile suit, with a design kind of like a giant bird.
  247. [20:45] <canyouseeme> can it fly?
  248. [20:45] <Once-ler> What's a mobile suit?
  249. [20:45] <Ragnarok> WHAT ABOUT ROBOTS WHO WANT TO LOOK PRETTY? PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE SO CLOSED-MINDED.
  250. [20:45] <Once-ler> Okay, pretty robots too.
  251. [20:45] <Once-ler> SORRY.
  252. [20:46] <canyouseeme> You should be sorry.
  253. [20:46] <@YukariMarii> It's kind of hard to describe...
  254. [20:46] <canyouseeme> How could you be so thoughtless.
  255. [20:46] <canyouseeme> is it like a phone?
  256. [20:46] <@YukariMarii> It definitely looks like it could fly, though!
  257. [20:47] <@YukariMarii> No, I think it's some kind of fighter.
  258. [20:47] <@YukariMarii> I haven't seen the show it's from, so I don't know.
  259. [20:48] <canyouseeme> how can you build it if you don't know what it does?
  260. [20:48] <@YukariMarii> It's only a model!
  261. [20:48] <@YukariMarii> So I just need to know what it looks like
  262. [20:48] <@YukariMarii> If the image is distinct enough, I can build it without instructions
  263. [20:49] <pizzaguydave> thats pretty cool
  264. [20:50] <@YukariMarii> Anyway, I wanted to talk about something that I missed just now
  265. [20:50] <canyouseeme> what?
  266. [20:51] <@YukariMarii> Hypothetically speaking...
  267. [20:51] <@YukariMarii> How do you think the economy would change if robots were self-aware and could demand wages?
  268. [20:52] <pizzaguydave> why would that be any different from people being self aware and demanding wages
  269. [20:52] <@YukariMarii> Because thousands of factories around the world rely on machines to do their labor.
  270. [20:52] <Ragnarok> WAIT, PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO GET WAGES?
  271. [20:53] <@YukariMarii> That depends on what they're doing...
  272. [20:53] <Ragnarok> WHEN I WORKED FOR MEDUSA SHE PAID ME IN FOOD.
  273. [20:53] <pizzaguydave> dude people are definitely supposed to get wages
  274. [20:53] <pizzaguydave> i guess if robots needed wages
  275. [20:53] <Ragnarok> DAMMIT! NOBODY TELLS ME ANYTHING!
  276. [20:53] <pizzaguydave> wed pay them while secretly building something else that wouldnt be self aware??
  277. [20:54] <pizzaguydave> i dont know
  278. [20:54] <@YukariMarii> It's an interesting question.
  279. [20:54] <@YukariMarii> Robots don't get any compensation for their work in the modern world, but without them, our society couldn't function.
  280. [20:54] <pizzaguydave> my economics expertise is mostly focused on using time powers to cheat brain damaged crocodiles out of their stock market investments
  281. [20:56] <pizzaguydave> maybe if robots were paid wed see more outsourcing of labor though
  282. [20:56] <Once-ler> I pay my robots.
  283. [20:56] <@YukariMarii> You mean, the outsourcing of robot labor to humans?
  284. [20:56] <pizzaguydave> what
  285. [20:56] <pizzaguydave> you do??
  286. [20:56] <pizzaguydave> how much do you pay them
  287. [20:56] <Once-ler> If I had them.
  288. [20:56] <pizzaguydave> oh
  289. [20:56] <pizzaguydave> ok
  290. [20:56] <pizzaguydave> cool
  291. [20:56] <pizzaguydave> yeah
  292. [20:57] <@YukariMarii> A lot of what machines do is impossibe for humans, though
  293. [20:57] <pizzaguydave> like what
  294. [20:58] <@YukariMarii> Lifting four-ton shipping containers
  295. [20:59] <pizzaguydave> hm
  296. [20:59] <pizzaguydave> i think my friend jade could do that
  297. [20:59] <@YukariMarii> wow!
  298. [20:59] <pizzaguydave> then again shes also a dog now so i guess maybe human isnt the right word
  299. [20:59] <Once-ler> Hudog
  300. [21:01] <Ragnarok> PEOPLE WHO ARENT HUMAN ARE ALWAYS BETTER THAN HUMANS ANYWAY.
  301. [21:02] <Once-ler> I feel insult on behalf of my human people.
  302. [21:02] <pizzaguydave> that sounds kind of racist
  303. [21:02] <Once-ler> insulted
  304. [21:02] <Ragnarok> HEY, SOME OF THE CLOSEST THINGS I HAVE TO FRIENDS ARE HUMAN.
  305. [21:03] <Ragnarok> IM ALLOWED TO CRAP ALL OVER THEM!
  306. [21:03] <pizzaguydave> ok indulge my human curiosity for a second
  307. [21:03] <canyouseeme> It's okay. Humans are cute.
  308. [21:03] <pizzaguydave> if youre not human what are you
  309. [21:04] <Ragnarok> IM A DEMON SWORD!
  310. [21:04] <pizzaguydave> oh ok got it
  311. [21:05] <Ragnarok> ITS LIKE BEING HUMAN BUT STRONGER AND BETTER LOOKING AND YOU CAN TURN INTO A SWORD.
  312. [21:05] <Once-ler> Uh.
  313. [21:05] <@YukariMarii> Everyone is so amazing here...
  314. [21:05] <canyouseeme> oh so that's how you type.
  315. [21:05] <Once-ler> No, wait. How do swords type?
  316. [21:06] <Ragnarok> I HAVE HANDS WHEN IM NOT IN WEAPON FORM.
  317. [21:06] <Ragnarok> OBVIOUSLY.
  318. [21:06] <Once-ler> No no wait. I missed the demon part.
  319. [21:06] <Once-ler> Sorry.
  320. [21:06] <@YukariMarii> I almost feel like I could say anything and it wouldn't surprise anybody.
  321. [21:06] <@YukariMarii> Because everything becomes normal here.
  322. [21:06] <Once-ler> I'm half-paying attention here.
  323. [21:06] <pizzaguydave> pretty much yeah
  324. [21:06] <canyouseeme> say something
  325. [21:06] <canyouseeme> anything
  326. [21:06] <Once-ler> Pretty much.
  327. [21:06] <@YukariMarii> Like, if I said I was a robot, it wouldn't even raise any questions, would it?
  328. [21:07] <pizzaguydave> nope
  329. [21:07] <pizzaguydave> well i mean it might raise questions like
  330. [21:07] <Ragnarok> NOT REALLY?
  331. [21:07] <pizzaguydave> how much do you want your wages to be
  332. [21:07] <Ragnarok> WHO CARES ANYWAY.
  333. [21:07] <@YukariMarii> haha, good point
  334. [21:07] <Once-ler> I'm curious if robots self-charge their power supplies.
  335. [21:07] <Once-ler> Or if they get someone to change batteries for them.
  336. [21:08] <pizzaguydave> probably depends on the robot
  337. [21:08] <@YukariMarii> I'm not a robot, though. I don't think so, at least.
  338. [21:08] <@YukariMarii> I don't think it's possible for me to prove that.
  339. [21:08] <pizzaguydave> well
  340. [21:08] <pizzaguydave> are you made of fleshy bits or cold steel
  341. [21:09] <@YukariMarii> If I look at or touch my own skin, it doesn't look or feel like metal...
  342. [21:09] <@YukariMarii> But what if I'm programmed to percieve myself as human?
  343. [21:09] <pizzaguydave> huh
  344. [21:10] <pizzaguydave> thats kind of neat
  345. [21:10] <pizzaguydave> i wish lil hal was still here hed eat this stuff up
  346. [21:10] <pizzaguydave> he was an ai
  347. [21:10] <canyouseeme> what if you're a really small robot
  348. [21:10] <@YukariMarii> Like...
  349. [21:10] <canyouseeme> like one of those...computer discs
  350. [21:10] <@YukariMarii> OK, so I guess I've been debating whether or not to talk about this
  351. [21:10] <@YukariMarii> but I think here, it would be OK
  352. [21:11] <Ragnarok> SPIT IT OUT, YOURE IN A NON-JUDGMENTAL ENVIRONMENT.
  353. [21:11] <@YukariMarii> Whenever I look at other people, they look like robots to me.
  354. [21:11] <Ragnarok> WOW, THATS FRIGGIN WEIRD!
  355. [21:11] <@YukariMarii> As far as my perception goes, I'm the only human in the world.
  356. [21:11] <pizzaguydave> like
  357. [21:11] <canyouseeme> Huh.
  358. [21:11] <pizzaguydave> cyborgs
  359. [21:11] <pizzaguydave> or gigantor
  360. [21:12] <@YukariMarii> Like a robot the shape and size of a human.
  361. [21:12] <pizzaguydave> what kind of robots do assholes who talk in all caps look like
  362. [21:12] <@YukariMarii> Super robots, mobile suits... there are various types.
  363. [21:12] <canyouseeme> or like r2d2
  364. [21:12] <@YukariMarii> I don't know, I can't see Ragnarok
  365. [21:12] <pizzaguydave> hey what about nonhumans
  366. [21:12] <@YukariMarii> They're usually the same shape as me, with two arms and two legs and one head and so on.
  367. [21:12] <pizzaguydave> do they look like robots too
  368. [21:12] <pizzaguydave> what would i look like??
  369. [21:13] <canyouseeme> do they sound like robots?
  370. [21:13] <@YukariMarii> I don't know! I've only talked to you in text, so I've never seen you
  371. [21:13] <pizzaguydave> oh yeah
  372. [21:13] <Ragnarok> WHAT IF WE ALL TOOK SELFIES?
  373. [21:13] <pizzaguydave> oh dude i am so there
  374. [21:13] <pizzaguydave> five steps ahead of you
  375. [21:13] <pizzaguydave> hold on
  376. [21:13] <pizzaguydave> wait do people look like people in pictures
  377. [21:13] <@YukariMarii> No, photographs have robots too
  378. [21:13] <@YukariMarii> But drawings don't.
  379. [21:14] <pizzaguydave> ok hold on
  380. [21:14] <Kyon> So the Mona Lisa isn't a robot?
  381. [21:14] <@YukariMarii> yeah
  382. [21:15] <pizzaguydave> http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/06388.gif this is me with my best bro the mayor
  383. [21:15] <pizzaguydave> oh man what does the mayor look like
  384. [21:15] <pizzaguydave> i wonder what the trolls would look like to you
  385. [21:15] <Kyon> ... I have to admit, I'm curious about that as well
  386. [21:16] <@YukariMarii> Well, OK, you're both super robots
  387. [21:16] <@YukariMarii> Which one is the mayor?
  388. [21:16] <pizzaguydave> the little one
  389. [21:16] <Once-ler> Did you really just go and take a picture with that guy?
  390. [21:16] <pizzaguydave> yes
  391. [21:17] <@YukariMarii> The mayor looks like maybe some kind of construction robot? He doesnt have any special systems I can see
  392. [21:18] * hawkguy (62a2d128@gateway/web/freenode/ip.98.162.209.40) Quit (Quit: Page closed)
  393. [21:18] <pizzaguydave> haha shit thats so cute
  394. [21:18] <Ragnarok> YOUR MAYOR FRIEND ISNT HALF BAD LOOKING.
  395. [21:18] <Once-ler> I like that guy.
  396. [21:18] <@YukariMarii> You look pretty cool, Dave!
  397. [21:18] <pizzaguydave> everyone likes the mayor hes universally likable
  398. [21:19] <pizzaguydave> aw shucks tell me more
  399. [21:19] <@YukariMarii> You're a red robot with a lot of exposed gear motifs.
  400. [21:19] <@YukariMarii> And... a cape?
  401. [21:19] <@YukariMarii> I don't think I've seen a robot with a cape before
  402. [21:19] <pizzaguydave> sweet
  403. [21:20] <Ragnarok> IS THE ROBOT WEARING DORKY SUNGLASSES?
  404. [21:20] <Once-ler> Why is everyone robots now?
  405. [21:20] <@YukariMarii> Its face kind of looks like it has sunglasses, I guess
  406. [21:20] <pizzaguydave> ok dude if youre gonna knock the shades were gonna have words
  407. [21:21] <Kyon> so... is there a correspondence between someone's actual appearance and their robotic representation?
  408. [21:22] <Kyon> for example, if someone gets a haircut, does anything change on the robot?
  409. [21:22] <Ragnarok> LETS HAVE WORDS.
  410. [21:22] <pizzaguydave> im ready to go any time you are
  411. [21:22] <Ragnarok> NERD.
  412. [21:22] <@YukariMarii> Haircuts don't change anything, but if you got injured, then I'd see the damage.
  413. [21:22] <pizzaguydave> are you serious
  414. [21:22] <pizzaguydave> is that the best you could come up with
  415. [21:22] <@YukariMarii> And there are trends... like, most boys are super robots.
  416. [21:22] <@YukariMarii> Not all of them, though.
  417. [21:23] <Once-ler> I'm so confused.
  418. [21:23] <Ragnarok> I COULD TALK ABOUT YOUR LAME CAPE IF YOU WANT.
  419. [21:23] <@YukariMarii> Sorry, Once-ler!
  420. [21:23] <Once-ler> It's fine.
  421. [21:23] <Ragnarok> I DONT KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH TO HAVE A FULL STABLE OF INSULTS PREPARED, OKAY?
  422. [21:23] <@YukariMarii> I'm not necessarily saying that people are actually robots, but it's how I see the world.
  423. [21:23] <@YukariMarii> I think they're both valid interpretations.
  424. [21:23] <Once-ler> You see everyone as robots. Huh.
  425. [21:24] <@YukariMarii> I can't prove that I'm right or wrong.
  426. [21:24] <canyouseeme> so what if everyone else really is a robot
  427. [21:25] <@YukariMarii> What then?
  428. [21:25] <@YukariMarii> Would it make any difference?
  429. [21:26] <canyouseeme> no but
  430. [21:26] <pizzaguydave> ok maybe we should hold off on this epic beatdown until we know each other better
  431. [21:26] <pizzaguydave> im generally ok with magic swords
  432. [21:26] <pizzaguydave> i was a sword once
  433. [21:26] <Ragnarok> REALLY?
  434. [21:26] <pizzaguydave> i wouldnt mind being a robot
  435. [21:27] <pizzaguydave> yeah there was some fairy tale magic or something and it turned my english teacher into a fairy and i was a sword
  436. [21:27] <pizzaguydave> onceler you were there for that right
  437. [21:27] <pizzaguydave> what happened to you again
  438. [21:27] <@YukariMarii> Thanks for listening! I actually feel a lot better now
  439. [21:28] <@YukariMarii> Back home I usually just tried to hide it
  440. [21:28] <Once-ler> Oh, you being a sword?
  441. [21:28] <pizzaguydave> hey if im a robot i come with a hella tricked out sound system right
  442. [21:28] <Once-ler> I was like a traveling merchant guy.
  443. [21:28] <pizzaguydave> did you poison the forest again that time
  444. [21:28] <Once-ler> Selling maps and stuff.
  445. [21:28] <Once-ler> No!
  446. [21:28] <Once-ler> That was only those two times.
  447. [21:28] <pizzaguydave> ok
  448. [21:28] <Once-ler> Three times?
  449. [21:29] <pizzaguydave> i dont know dude i kind of lost track
  450. [21:29] <Once-ler> Superheroes and magical girls.
  451. [21:29] <@YukariMarii> I don't see any sound system, but maye you transform?
  452. [21:29] <Once-ler> Twice.
  453. [21:29] <@YukariMarii> I've seen transforming types before.
  454. [21:29] <pizzaguydave> aw man thatd be sweet
  455. [21:29] <pizzaguydave> i probably dont though because i dont transform as a human
  456. [21:29] <pizzaguydave> maybe davesprite would though
  457. [21:30] <Once-ler> Would he?
  458. [21:30] <pizzaguydave> maybe
  459. [21:30] <Ragnarok> CRAP, I BET I TRANSFORM.
  460. [21:31] <Ragnarok> IM ATTACHED TO WHATEVER KIND OF SCRAP HEAP CRONA LOOKS LIKE.
  461. [21:31] <pizzaguydave> i hope you transform into a bigass robot sword
  462. [21:31] <pizzaguydave> maybe you shoot lasers
  463. [21:31] <@YukariMarii> Oh! Wait!
  464. [21:31] <@YukariMarii> Ragnarok, I think I saw you!
  465. [21:31] <Once-ler> A laser sword.
  466. [21:31] <Ragnarok> IS THAT SO?
  467. [21:31] <pizzaguydave> shouldnt a giant robot sword have lasers
  468. [21:32] <@YukariMarii> You came out of somebody while I was talking to them and started arguing...
  469. [21:32] <Ragnarok> YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE ME.
  470. [21:32] <@YukariMarii> I thought you were a transforming type, but maybe it was just two separate robots...
  471. [21:33] <pizzaguydave> hey can robots combine
  472. [21:33] <Ragnarok> I LIVE INSIDE CRONA.
  473. [21:33] <pizzaguydave> like to make bigger robots
  474. [21:33] <@YukariMarii> I've never met robots that combine
  475. [21:33] <@YukariMarii> unless Crona and Ragnarok count!
  476. [21:33] <pizzaguydave> that would be fucking rad
  477. [21:37] <pizzaguydave> like what if i made a bunch of loops so there were ten of me and we could all combine into some giant super dave
  478. [21:37] <pizzaguydave> how awesome would thatbe
  479. [21:37] <pizzaguydave> that be
  480. [21:37] <pizzaguydave> so excited i missed the space bar
  481. [21:37] <@YukariMarii> What do you mean by loops?
  482. [21:37] <pizzaguydave> oh
  483. [21:37] <pizzaguydave> time loops
  484. [21:37] <pizzaguydave> i have some time powers
  485. [21:37] <@YukariMarii> wow!
  486. [21:37] <@YukariMarii> That makes my thing seem pretty tame
  487. [21:38] <pizzaguydave> nah
  488. [21:38] <pizzaguydave> everyones good at something
  489. [21:38] <Once-ler> Daveplanet
  490. [21:38] <pizzaguydave> hahahaha
  491. [21:41] <@YukariMarii> OK, I finished my model! ^o^
  492. [21:42] <pizzaguydave> that was fast
  493. [21:42] <@YukariMarii> This one was pretty easy, I guess
  494. [21:45] <pizzaguydave> howd it turn out
  495. [21:45] <@YukariMarii> Hang on, I'll take a picture
  496. [21:45] <pizzaguydave> ok
  497. [21:46] <@YukariMarii> http://i.imgur.com/MEhR9sO.jpg I think it turned out pretty good!
  498. [21:48] <Ragnarok> WAIT A MINUTE.
  499. [21:48] <canyouseeme> wow
  500. [21:48] <Once-ler> It looks kind of like thanksgiving art.
  501. [21:48] <Ragnarok> IF PEOPLE LOOK LIKE ROBOTS TO YOU, ISNT MODEL MAKING CREEPY?
  502. [21:48] <pizzaguydave> whoa nice
  503. [21:48] <@YukariMarii> Not especially...
  504. [21:49] <Ragnarok> LIKE DISMEMBERING SOMEBODY IN REVERSE?
  505. [21:49] <pizzaguydave> dude people play with dolls all the time
  506. [21:49] <pizzaguydave> and
  507. [21:49] <pizzaguydave> puppets
  508. [21:49] <Ragnarok> YEAH, BUT YOU DONT USUALLY SEE THOSE IN PIECES.
  509. [21:49] <pizzaguydave> you do in my house
  510. [21:50] <canyouseeme> they begin in pieces
  511. [21:51] <Once-ler> SPEAKING OF PUPPETS...
  512. [21:51] <Once-ler> There are about twenty in this room.
  513. [21:51] <Ragnarok> SEE?
  514. [21:51] <Ragnarok> CREEPY!
  515. [21:51] <pizzaguydave> well
  516. [21:51] <pizzaguydave> ok
  517. [21:51] <canyouseeme> wait
  518. [21:51] <canyouseeme> what room
  519. [21:51] <pizzaguydave> ill grant that puppets are creepy
  520. [21:51] <Once-ler> They're not creepy. They're just...there.
  521. [21:51] <canyouseeme> why would you surround yourself with puppets
  522. [21:52] <Once-ler> I'm in the living room. I didn't surrond myself.
  523. [21:52] <pizzaguydave> onceler youre a stronger man than i am
  524. [21:52] <canyouseeme> ...who is your roommate again?
  525. [21:52] <Once-ler> Dave's bro.
  526. [21:52] <pizzaguydave> my bro
  527. [21:52] <Once-ler> Who is named Bro?
  528. [21:52] <pizzaguydave> yeah
  529. [21:52] <Once-ler> I wasn't sure if that was his name-name.
  530. [21:52] <canyouseeme> Ok
  531. [21:53] <pizzaguydave> for all intents and purposes bro doesnt have a name name
  532. [21:53] <@YukariMarii> It's hard to explain... but I don't find it creepy at all assembling models.
  533. [21:53] <pizzaguydave> hes just bro
  534. [21:53] <Once-ler> Really?
  535. [21:53] <@YukariMarii> I like it a lot!
  536. [21:53] <Once-ler> Huh.
  537. [21:53] <pizzaguydave> if you ask him you get a face full of puppet ass
  538. [21:53] <pizzaguydave> and also a cereal bowl full of puppet ass
  539. [21:53] <pizzaguydave> honestly just bank on your entire day being full of puppet ass
  540. [21:54] <Once-ler> Yeah, there was one in the cereal box.
  541. [21:54] <Once-ler> I thought I got a prize.
  542. [21:54] <Once-ler> But it was a puppet.
  543. [21:55] <pizzaguydave> yeah
  544. [21:55] <pizzaguydave> that happens
  545. [21:55] <Once-ler> I don't mind.
  546. [21:55] <Once-ler> It's just kind of weird.
  547. [21:56] <canyouseeme> at least it's not eyes
  548. [21:56] <canyouseeme> or teeth
  549. [21:56] <canyouseeme> or hair
  550. [21:56] <Once-ler> Ew.
  551. [21:57] <pizzaguydave> holy shit who leaves you teeth
  552. [21:58] <canyouseeme> Tooth probably would
  553. [21:58] <canyouseeme> Blood and gums still intact
  554. [21:58] <pizzaguydave> ew
  555. [21:59] <pizzaguydave> anyway yukari you definitely dont have the creepiest hobby even if making models is like making little people for you
  556. [21:59] <@YukariMarii> Thank you......?
  557. [21:59] <pizzaguydave> at least you dont carry peoples fingers around in your pockets for no reason
  558. [21:59] <Once-ler> Ew. What's a Tooth?
  559. [22:00] <Once-ler> Is that some creepy tooth demon?
  560. [22:00] <Once-ler> Oh Seuss. The fingers.
  561. [22:00] <canyouseeme> Not a Tooth. She's Tooth. The Tooth Fairy.
  562. [22:00] <Once-ler> Oh!
  563. [22:01] <canyouseeme> And she isn't creepy she's just...passionate. About teeth.
  564. [22:01] <canyouseeme> Perhaps a little overzealously so.
  565. [22:01] <Once-ler> She wouldn't leave you teeth though...
  566. [22:01] <Once-ler> That seems backwards.
  567. [22:01] <Once-ler> And also gross.
  568. [22:02] <canyouseeme> No but she might lend them to you.
  569. [22:02] <canyouseeme> For a pick me up.
  570. [22:02] <Once-ler> What?
  571. [22:02] <pizzaguydave> that sounds perfectly normal and logical
  572. [22:02] <pizzaguydave> ok i gotta go do a thing
  573. [22:02] <Once-ler> A pick me up?
  574. [22:02] <pizzaguydave> ill see you all later
  575. [22:02] <pizzaguydave> thanks yukari for hosting the chat
  576. [22:02] <Once-ler> Bye Dave.
  577. [22:02] <pizzaguydave> ill see you either at camp or school or whatever
  578. [22:03] <@YukariMarii> You're welcome!
  579. [22:03] <canyouseeme> Later
  580. [22:03] <canyouseeme> And thanks Yukari
  581. [22:03] <pizzaguydave> see you all later dudes
  582. [22:03] * pizzaguydave (4c0e378a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.14.55.138) Quit (Quit: Page closed)
  583. [22:03] <canyouseeme> And to answer your question, she likes them a lot, so she's assumed before that other people would too.
  584. [22:04] <Once-ler> What does she even do with the teeth?
  585. [22:04] <Once-ler> Does she eat them?
  586. [22:04] <canyouseeme> She collects them and stores them in pretty boxes.
  587. [22:04] <@YukariMarii> I have to go for a few minutes, but I'll be back!
  588. [22:04] <Once-ler> That's pleasant.
  589. [22:04] <Once-ler> Alright, Yukari.
  590. [22:04] <canyouseeme> I wonder what would happen if someone ate teeth...
  591. [22:05] <canyouseeme> Would they absorb someone's power?
  592. [22:35] * Disconnected
  593. Session Close: Sat Aug 24 22:35:22 2013
  594.  
  595. Session Start: Sat Aug 24 22:35:22 2013
  596. Session Ident: #thoughtformed
  597. [22:35] * Attempting to rejoin channel #thoughtformed
  598. [22:35] * Rejoined channel #thoughtformed
  599. [22:35] * Topic is 'Thoughtformed | Fictionals all welcome here'
  600. [22:35] * Set by [email protected] on Sat Aug 24 20:05:47
  601. [22:35] <YukariMarii> Oh good, people are still here!
  602. [22:35] <YukariMarii> Did I miss anything?
  603. [22:35] <canyouseeme> They're so intangible.
  604. [22:35] <canyouseeme> Hi
  605. [22:36] <canyouseeme> Just the sword throwing a temper tantrum
  606. [22:36] <Once-ler> That's it.
  607. [22:36] <YukariMarii> Oh, he's gone, isn't he
  608. [22:38] <Once-ler> He's gone.
  609. [22:38] <canyouseeme> I know you're disappointed.
  610. [22:39] <YukariMarii> He seemed upset about a lot of things, I guess.
  611. [22:40] <canyouseeme> He just has a lot of feelings.
  612. [22:40] <Once-ler> For a sword.
  613. [22:40] <YukariMarii> Maybe he'll be happier if he can reach a better understanding with Crona?
  614. [22:43] <canyouseeme> Who's Crona?
  615. [22:44] <YukariMarii> The person Ragnarok lives inside of.
  616. [22:44] <YukariMarii> I think.
  617. [22:44] <Once-ler> He lives inside of a person??
  618. [22:45] <Once-ler> In side of a sword?
  619. [22:45] <Once-ler> That's a demon?
  620. [22:45] <canyouseeme> That sounds uncomfortable
  621. [22:45] <canyouseeme> Maybe that's why
  622. [22:46] <YukariMarii> I don't know the full situation...
  623. [22:49] <Once-ler> He's probably very uncomfortable.
  624. [22:51] <canyouseeme> A thneed might help
  625. [22:52] <YukariMarii> What's a thneed?
  626. [22:55] <Once-ler> WELL!
  627. [22:58] <Once-ler> AThneed is a fine something that everybody needs.
  628. [22:59] <Once-ler> It can be a sock, a suit, gloves, parachute, butterfly net, reusable diaper, exercise belt, runny nose wiper...
  629. [23:00] <Once-ler> sling-shot, muzzle, jumprope, tightrope, trendy purse, fabulous hat, colorful cat sweater, colorful people sweater, carpet, pillow...
  630. [23:01] <YukariMarii> That sounds very useful!
  631. [23:02] <Once-ler> It's the most useful thing you'll ever own!
  632. [23:02] <Once-ler> It's got a million uses.
  633. [23:10] <Once-ler> So. I'm going to head off now.
  634. [23:10] <YukariMarii> All right, it's getting pretty latea.
  635. [23:10] <YukariMarii> Thanks for joining!
  636. [23:10] <Once-ler> Night guys.
  637. [23:10] <Once-ler> No problem. Thanks for the invite.
  638. [23:10] * Once-ler (60fafefb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.96.250.254.251) Quit (Quit: Page closed)
  639. [23:11] <YukariMarii> I'm leaving, too. Good night!
  640. [23:11] * Disconnected
  641. Session Close: Sat Aug 24 23:11:33 2013
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