Uplift RPG Session #52.4 (Jee Personal Quest)

WE BEGIN!

It's been 5 weeks since the ritual on Ess!

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh... Sister. All is well with Ess? And... Hhhh... I wanted to ask: Whhhhhy are we not settled where a waterfall would be? Why must we travel to one?"

Yes sista, Ess is fine and so is her family, it nice you asked.:

Eff: "Yes sista, Ess is fine and so is her family, it nice you asked."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... They are as much family as are you, and the rest of the tribe."

Eff: "And for the Waterfall, We use to have one back many moons, during Ex and Ze..."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh?"

Eff: "Then bad tribe struck durring weakest moment when Ze died saving many."
"Only course was to flee far away..."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Hhhhow long ago was this?"

Eff: "Before even mamma Eia was brought into the world."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh..." Jee huffs as she looks to the other tribesmen. "Hhh... And they are still there?"

Eff Shrugs.

Eff: I assume, they were said to be strong as they were faithless in the moon.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhhhh... And how big is their tribe?"

You see Eff spread out her arms to full wingspans. "BIG!"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh... Sister... Why do we not take our home back?"

Eff: "They're BIG AND STRONG!"
"Even with da tech, we still have low chance due to such numbers!"
"And da gunz we have well, dhey aint the best."

The guns are rusted and have a tendancy to jam easly.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh! Eff... I have traveled with two others and Fried. Hhh... We have fought many despite being so few. Hhhh... They help teach me how to fight, sister."
"Hhh... I can help teach. Hhh... I can try to find better weapons, better tools! Hhhh... We should take back our home, Eff."

Fried: "Master Jee did I hear that you were mentioning me and fighting in the same sentance?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Fried. I want to help our tribe take back our home."

Fried: "I know Master Jee, It's just that I was just so use to well, not fighting and having to be shot, stabed, sawed..."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhh..."

Fried: "And I just finally started to have cooking be in my natural rougtine."

Jee-Still Waki: "... You do not have to be part of it."

Fried: "But I will do it master Jee."
"I was just cherishing the peace that's all."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Thank you, Fried. Hhh... Eff. What if we were to find weapons? Hhhhh... Study the enemy and find the time to attack?"
"Hhhh... But what if they come to us? Hhh... Or another?"

Eff: "... Yes, If we have better gunz, and stratagy it be good, Be we lack number!"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh..."
"Hh... Do they have other enemies?"

Eff: "Everyone, They always fighting and killing."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Then why should we be the only one to fight them? Hhhhh... But if we get allies, it will be harder for us to keep our home after the battle... Hhhhh..." Jee mutters to herself

Eff: "We could share it with them In the end."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh..."

Eff: "Or maybe Pay with things for helpin."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hh... We can make dealings with the tribes. Hhh... Talk to them, decide it then... But, hhhhh... We need the tribe's approval."
*our tribe's

Family Meeting!

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhh... Tribe! Family! Hhh... I have been speaking with Eff... About our home. Hhh... Our home that we were forced from."

Eia: "Babba Jee you mean Home Of Ex & Ze my babba?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Yes, mother Eia."

Eia: "But those Gorillas will rip us appart!"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh... What if we were to have more powerful tools? Hhh... Weapons that crack the ground and fill the air with thunder?"
"Hhh... And allies? Eff tells me of other tribes that want them gone."

Cee: "Lil sista Jee but those Gunz are in the hand of offlanders, they hold them close like a baby@"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... We take them while they sleep."
"Hhhh... I can bring them to us. Hhhh... I can have allies learn of them to help us."
"Hhh... But I want tribe approval. Hhh... I want to ask if tribe wants to take back our home? Our land Lunar blessed us to protect?"

You see your tribe stand up in agreement,but you see your mother and Farther sit.

Cea: &Eia "Jee, Eff and Dee. we don't want to lose you in war."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Mother Eia, father Cea, please... Hhh... What will stop them from coming to us now? Hhh... I do not want to see family or tribe hurt ever again."

Cea: "Jee, it's just land! We can lose it and things wont chnage, we just go and get new home!"

Jee-Still Waki: "Father! They attack us, and we lose more family! Whhhhat if we do all not leave soon enough?!"
"Whhhhat if they attack you while you sleep? What if they hurt us all before we leave?"

Gaven C. (GM): (Give me a mind roll!)
rolling 1d100 + 20
(41)+20= 61

Jee-Still Waki: ( Ah, sorry. Distracted for a bit. )
rolling 1d100+80
(90)+80= 170
"Please... I do not want to see family hurt again. Never. I don't want to lose anyone else."

You see your mother and farther stand up.

Cea: "Dee,EffJee, just promice to fall back if you are badly hurt."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh... This should be for all. I will heal whoever is hurt and keep family safe!"
"Hhh... But we need allies... Hhh... Eff. You say all are enemy?"

Eff: "Yes! They will attack anyone who isn't in their own tribe!"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... A message should be sent to the nearest tribes. Hhh... We should meet with their leaders and see if they wish to remove this... Blight."
"We need messengers to reach them and call for a meeting... Hhhh... There we will find the allies we need."

Eff: "Jee, why not you me messange? You good an talking and negotiating?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... OK. If the tribe wants me to represent us and speak to them. Hhh... I shall."
( No objections, I assume? )

- INTERNET FAILURE -

LAST TIME ON THE JEE-OURNY

Talk of killing apes and getting allies to help spread around the camp.

Axl Greez: ( Oh holy shit, Freeman's mind released a new episode )

Garth Millano: (am I one of those apes?)

Gaven C. (GM): (Well, you did choke them out once.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Unless he came from a warhungry tribe of apes, no. But considering his previous actions, it's not like they'll trust you in the slightest. )

And Jee has been made as the messanger to go out and cinvince the other tribes for help in the war.

Gaven C. (GM): (Garth, Jee, Do something!)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Was waiting for him to introduce himself. Otherwise, I'll just fly on out to the first tribe. )

Garth Millano: I mosey up to the fire.
Jotting things in my notepad

Jee as you get ready to fly, you see a stinking ape!

Garth Millano: (I introduced myself afew weeks ago, didn't i? Poison food and threatening to toss your family.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... The foolish one has returned. Hhh... What must you plague us of this time? This is none of your concern."

GARTH! You soon see her whole tribe pointing rusted guns at you!

You also note there is another robot garth.

Garth Millano: "right, so you're declaring war on which tribe now?"

Jee-Still Waki: "I said: None. Of. Your. Concern. Offlander." Jee reiterated.
( Sorry, but you left a real bad impression and this is kinda how it rolls out )

Eff: "LEAVE BAD OFFLAND GORILLA!

Garth Millano: "So, robot, what are the odds these guys are going to survive where they are going?" I say turning to the droid

Eff: "YOU LIKE STINKY WAR APE I BET YOU FIL-"

Fried: "Garth, Id be more consern with your survival chances at this moment.

Garth You soon feel Eff brush and rub your body with her hands.

Jee-Still Waki: "Eff! Stay away from hhhhim... He is stupid enough to try anything even now..."

EFF: "SISTA I HAVE IDEA!"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhhh... Hhh? And that is?"

Garth Millano: "Personal space, eff."

THIS APE PRETEND TO BE WORSE SO THAT WAR TRIBE THINK HE IS ONE!:

Eff: "THIS APE PRETEND TO BE WORSE SO THAT WAR TRIBE THINK HE IS ONE!"
"He then help with war with sabotage!"

Garth Millano: "I know this is a hard concept but I'm here to record and observe. Assisting in your tribal wars is Abit out of bounds."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Hhhhhh... You want foolish offlander to sneak into war tribe? Hhh..." Jee asks, muttering to herself as she thinks. Showing her fangs in a grin, she asks "Hhh... Offlander. Do you want to... do your study work in the war tribe?"
"Hhh... You talk to them... See what they do. Hhh... You learn from them. And so do we."

Garth Millano: "I'm sorry, are you referring to me?"
"Because Offlander isn't my name."

Eff: "Yes sista! You learn from them and then you help us!"
"Offlander, Ape, Sninky you chose what you want be called."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... You are only offlander ape here, foo- Hhh... You do your other-world job. Hhh... No assisting in tribal wars."

Garth Millano: Professor Milano, say it with me."

Jee-Still Waki: "Just... Hhh... Observing and recording."

Eff: "Offlander, you discust me! YOU SIDE WITH MURDERER OF INNOCENT!"

Garth Millano: I hold Eff's mouth shut, causally.

So tell me more about this ape tribe." I say.

Jee-Still Waki: "GET FILTHY HAND OFF!" Jee screeches. "Hhh... Hhhh.... Hhh... The tribe is a war tribe. Hhh... They took our home long ago and still murder any outside their tribe."
"Hhh... We will speak to other tribes. Hhh... All want the ape tribe dead. Hh... I will make a deal."

Garth Millano: "is Eff going to keep screaming nonsense?"

Jee-Still Waki: "And I will find them all weapons. Hhh... And train them. They will not murder anymore family."

Jee-Still Waki looks at Eff in the eyes, frowning and nodding her head. "Hhh... Eff. You will stop?"

Eff shakes her head.

Garth Millano: I let her go.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Ape tribe will be removed."
"Hhh... And you will get chance to learn of them before they are... Removed."

Eff spits and stips, remarking of your smell.

Garth Millano: "yes, quite, unfortunately there is a flaw in your plan."

Jee-Still Waki: "Speak then." Jee grunts angrily.

Garth Millano: "Abit of it requires me to help you, and you really have not faired well with me diplomatically in that front."

Jee-Still Waki: "Require? Hah!" Jee barks. "Hhh... No. Helping, but not required. And YOU have not made your presence wanted hhhhere than prove otherwise."
"Hhh... But you are wanting something, yes?"
"Hhh... What, then?"

Garth Millano: "Well, if you want to waste your family members lives rather than remember your please and thank you, go ahead."
"I would like a detailed recounting of your family tree including all possible relations and obscure family accounts."

Jee-Still Waki: "You hhhhold your tongue, filthy offlander. You do not know what we risk from not being in this... Hhh... And that is all you ask of?"

Garth Millano: "That is it really besides the usual honorifics."
"and what is that bot doing?" I say pointing.

Jee-Still Waki breathes deeply through her nose. "Hhhhhhh... Fine. We will give you half of what you ask. Study the war tribe, the rest shhhhall be given. Hhh... And I do not know. Eff?"

R1N: -T1N "@$#!%#!%#!$#@%"

Eff: "R1N WHAT YOU DOING?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Eff! What is machine doing?!"

Eff drags R1N away from Garth.

Garth Millano: That's not good.

Eff: "I don't know, maybe for some reason he likes him."

Garth Millano: (can I throw a rock at the bottom?)

Eff: "Or wants him dead."

Gaven C. (GM): (Sure.)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Fried?"

Garth Millano: (wait no, I misread.)

Fried: "Master Jee I don't know or understand what he's doing."

Garth Millano: Well, lets see what it wants.
"I might be inclined to scout out the tribe for you, but I'm afraid you haven't asked correctly..."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhh... Pleeeease, would you give us your... Learnings of the war tribe?"

Garth Millano: "It can be taught. Yes, I will go look at this tribe for you."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Eff. You will answer his questions, yes? Hhh... Try to keep calm, sister. For tribe's sake. Hhh... Fried. You will be with Eff and keep time, yes? Hhh... An hour is all he will get."
"Hhhhhh... Offlander. Once you return, you will retrieve the rest. This dealing is understood?"

Garth Millano: "You people are harder to win over than the prison gangs."

Eff: "YEs, I'll tell tribe family stuff as best I can."

Garth Millano: "It's professor."

Eff: "But we wil need to make you look like them, so no offy lander stuff, Befessor."

Garth Millano: (So I record an hour of that stuff and head out to the ape tribe?)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Yes. You know of actors, pro-fess-ore?"

Gaven C. (GM): (Yeah.)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Speak like them. Look like them."

Eff tell of the MANY past moon family and their names.

Jee-Still Waki preps for her journey to the other tribes, gathering rations and her weapons.

You write it down in their book and sadly they seem to have no sorta royality or connections to your crack pot idea.

Garth Millano: (I head out?)

Gaven C. (GM): (Do you remove your offlander stuff?)

Garth Millano: (does anyone go with me?)

Gaven C. (GM): (1 Bat so they know you wnt.)

Garth Millano: (Nah, I was hoping to see what they wear first)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Unless it's to observe from way the hell away, you'll be alone in your espionage )

Gaven C. (GM): (The bats know their look.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Literally anyone that isn't a gorilla rolls up, they'll just kill 'em. )
( Probably. )

Gaven C. (GM): (head out all oncivilized Garth?)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Offlan- Hhh... Garth Pro-fess-ore. You need to find out as much as you can."

Garth Millano: (sure let's depart)

Gaven C. (GM): Okay who want their part done first?

Jee-Still Waki hushes in a whisper, "Please. It is not just for land. Hhh... It is for family. All family."

Garth Millano: "Yes, yes, of course"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh..."
( I'm content with waiting for Gator to get his done first, but we can roll if Gator feels the same about me going first. )

Garth Millano: Same, but I'll go first.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Alright then. )
( ooh, banana )

Garth Millano: And spikes.

Garth you arrive looking like an ape sterio type from the Motorless days on Eo.

Garth Millano: I survey the scene

You see the skulls and skeletons on their enemies hanging from the falls.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Good to see their exterior decorator has a steady line of work in a mainly warrior-based tribe )

Garth Millano: (Would I get anything from an archeology roll here?)

Gaven C. (GM): (Ehh sure.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Hell, you'd probably be able to identify what tribes they got up there )

Garth Millano: rolling 1d100+25+30
(88)+25+30= 143
(probably, with a roll like that.)
(maybe I can challenge the chief or something given my high roll.)

You see that with the countless bodies they have and the types they have it seems like they were the ones to whipe out the Wooden Head, Stone skin and Piercing skull tribes, the only one that querries you is the human bodies they have mounted.

Jee-Still Waki: ( "I know what bones are! You aint got shit on me, wiseguy!" )

You can also tell of the stories how they lost a war due to their banned being burned by some freak who breathed fire durring an attack on some kind of medevil tribe, in which its now a bad omen durring war for said banners to be destroyed.

Garth Millano: That seems important.

Gaven C. (GM): (any actions?)

Garth Millano: I suppose I could just walk away and tell Jee's tribe that they are demoralized if their banners fall.
I guess I still have some to do here)
I open greeting with a guard and ask about the ulhuman bodies.

Gaven C. (GM): (Give me smooze.)

Garth Millano: Fraid it's straight mind.

Gaven C. (GM): go

Garth Millano: rolling 1d100+25
(11)+25= 36
(that's going to be a strong no.)

The guard looks at you in anger screaming about how could you forget such a thing an insults you speaking mannerism, he also tries to deck you across the face.

Gaven C. (GM): rolling 1d100 + 30
(30)+30= 60

Garth Millano: I dodge
rolling 1d100+5
(32)+5= 37
I do not dodge.

Gaven C. (GM): rolling 1d10 + 55
(8)+55= 63

Garth Millano: Great.
So that have 6 agi and 11 str?

Gaven C. (GM): and a mind of 1

Garth Millano: Of course.

Gaven C. (GM): its 8 without the gorilla str boost.

Garth Millano: True.

Gaven C. (GM): Get up and kick his ass?

Garth Millano: (that would probably start the war early.)
(but sure.)
I get up and intimidate him to apologize

Jee-Still Waki: ( Maybe he'll see it as you showing your authority. )

Garth Millano: rolling 1d100+25
(10)+25= 35
Ah c'mon.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Garth has trouble actually doing a thing once he's faced against someone his own size. )

You once again fall the mannerism of tring to be civil to these assholes.

Garth Millano: Did you roll for the guy?

Ripp: "We,fight!

Garth Millano: Well enough of this crap.

Gaven C. (GM): rolling 1d100 + 5
(56)+5= 61
Sorry, I did now.

Garth Millano: Dice hate me today.
rolling 1d100+35
(65)+35= 100

Gaven C. (GM): rolling 1d100 + 5
(16)+5= 21

Garth Millano: Alright, I pick him up.
rolling 1d100+5
(85)+5= 90

Gaven C. (GM): Success!

Garth Millano: And if he doesn't defend I throw him on the banner.

Gaven C. (GM): rolling 1d100 + 30
(39)+30= 69

Garth Millano: So that's 3d10, right?

Gaven C. (GM): Yeah

Garth Millano: rolling 3d10+55
(8+2+2)+55= 67
Authority asserted?

He slams into the banner!

Gaven C. (GM): No, it to the death!

Garth Millano: I guess I'll take a stand for his counter attack.
Wait action.
Is the banner still up?
Its knocked down.

Garth Millano: Well that's one goal.

Gaven C. (GM): Not no bet all BUT, but I'm sure knocking it down from spareing with eachother isnt the same as burring be another tribe.
rolling 1d100 + 30
(88)+30= 118

Garth Millano: Is he charging at me?

Gaven C. (GM): Yes

Garth Millano: As he approaches I want to use my wait action to throw mud, sand, or dirt in his eyes

Gaven C. (GM): Okay, fight dirty!

Garth Millano: rolling 1d100+5
(6)+5= 11

Gaven C. (GM): ...

Garth Millano: Yep

Jee-Still Waki: He can bully little bat fellas like there's no tomorrow

Gaven C. (GM): He SLAMS into your body

Jee-Still Waki: But can't raise a fainger against another monkey fella

Garth Millano: Hey, I threw him thrity feet

Gaven C. (GM): He also got his ass kicked for punching an old lady

Garth Millano: I block.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Hah )

Garth Millano: That was an even fight though.
Three on one.
rolling 1d100+5
(56)+5= 61

Gaven C. (GM): are you tring to defend punching an old lady?

Garth Millano: Right now just against aleguard

Gaven C. (GM): What with the 1 agl?
You have nothing in hand and arent moving without your arms

Garth Millano: Ah, I forgot, he has 2
Anyway, damage from slam.

Gaven C. (GM): rolling 6d10 + 55
(9+2+8+7+1+3)+55= 85
being above 10str makes you large right?

Garth Millano: Yeah.

Gaven C. (GM): 85 dmg and both are prone!

Garth Millano: My turn?

Gaven C. (GM): Tackle take up a turn while moving right?

Garth Millano: Yeah

Gaven C. (GM): Your turn!

Garth Millano: I get up

Gaven C. (GM): Gorilla man is on top of ya.

Garth Millano: Can I toss him?

Gaven C. (GM): Uhh, sure.

Garth Millano: I toss him into the spikes.
Wait sorry
Can't actually see the map on mobile.
I toss him into the river.
Think he'll get swept away if I do that?
Besides getting up that would be my turn

Gaven C. (GM): Lookign if pao have natual swiming

Jee-Still Waki: They don't
I don't, anyway

Gaven C. (GM): HEs flailing and drowing!

Garth Millano: "note to self, learn to swim."

Gaven C. (GM): rolling 1d10 +
(5)= 5
and hes sinking!

Garth Millano: (my character would probably use this as a distraction to escape.)

Gaven C. (GM): rolling 1d10 +
(8)= 8
(Switching to Jee.)

You descide that it would be best to visist the cloest tribe to yours for help first.

Gaven C. (GM): (Get free swimming lessons from otters after war.)

Garth Millano: Otters of war

Jee-Still Waki tries to find Waterlou.

Waterlou swim to you.

Garth Millano: (Waterloo? Funny!)

Waterlou: "Oh hey there Jee, or is it Eff? Well Water ever, What you doing back here and how the lil baby doing?

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I am Jee. The baby is good. She is growing well... But I come asking something of great importance, Waterlou."
( Does the ape tribe have a name? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Didn't think of it, just say the edgiest tribe name possible.

Garth Millano: (black and red tribe!)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Tribe Sneed's Feed and Seed, formally Chuck )
"Hhh... The ape tribe at the waterfall... Hhh... Tribe Hominus, yes?"
( Sorry, got caught up in something that moment. )

Waterlou makes a shocked faced and is seemed uneased.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Yes. That tribe."

Waterlou: "You mean, those insane bloodthirsty murderors??"

Jee-Still Waki: "The very same."
"Hhh... I fear of their actions. Of what they will want to do. Hhh..."

Waterlou: "Listen Jee, how in the world would we evenwin aginst those savages? They're big and strong and insane!"

Garth Millano: (we have pew pew sticks!)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I want to unite the other tribes, Waterlou. Bring as many as I can together to stop them from hurting anyone else. Hhh... My tribe learn to use offworld weapons, but... Hhhh... I can find more. Better weapons, for them and other tribes. Teach them to stop the murderous tribe."

Gaven C. (GM): (Rusted, jamming pewpew sticks we found!)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... We remove them permanently. Hhh... Keep all of our families safe. Our loved ones safe."

Waterlou: "So if we join in the effort of the war you'll give us guns after the war?"
"Even then there are stories of them shaking off gunfire like its nothing!"

Gaven C. (GM): (They have 210 hp.)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... We will give all tribesmen guns before the war. Teach them."
"Hhh... We get many guns. Hhh... Explosives. Fire. And can they shake off gunfire from all directions, Waterlou?"

Garth Millano: (giving all the tirbes guns, no way that can backfire!)

Gaven C. (GM): (Shhh.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( We're taking back the Holy Land one way or another )
( Even if it involves giving guns to radical groups in order to fight off Communism- I mean, gorillas )

Waterlou: "Sure, if you provide the guns I'll consider joining."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I shall. But the land they live... Hhh... My tribe wants it back. Hhh... You and other tribes will be allowed as our own to reside, but... It is not enough, yes? Hhh..."
"Hhh... If other tribes start war, start killing family tribes like Tribe Hominus... We will come to fight. To protect."

Waterloue: "Well, since your're moving back to it can we have your old land?"

Jee-Still Waki: "My tribe and other tribes."
"Hhh..."

Garth Millano: (And this is how world war one got started!)

Jee-Still Waki ponders quietly for a moment as she considers this. "Hhh... Yes. Hhh... If I may ask, why do you want that land? Hhh... Do you not like the rivers?"

Waterlou: "I just want to focus protect my tribe, I can't just throw my people at others peoples problems."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I understand. I want to protect my tribe as well... But Waterlou, if we do not stop them now, they will continue to kill and slaughter."

Waterlou: "Well, there is a river nearby it and we could always use it to expand."

Garth Millano: (maybe they want to make it a strip mall or subrurb)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... It is not just my tribe I fear for. They will attack all. My tribe, other tribe, your tribe. Hhh... They must be stopped."

Waterlou: "Jee, I'll join you on this war, but I can't promise on helping you on others to defend other tribe."
"But I will help this time, deal?"

Shake hands?

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... OK."

Jee-Still Waki shakes Waterlou's hand.

New ally: Waterlou!

Continue with getting allies?

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I will send a message when the supplies are ready. Hhh... I will help train with the weapons."
( Yeah. )

Gaven C. (GM): rolling 1d10 +
(5)= 5

You see The Laughing Jaka Jaka Tribe.
They're a fighting bunch who spend their time beating the crap out of eachother and hunting huge deadly predators.

Gaven C. (GM): brb

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I need to speak to your leader."
( Yeah, I know that things may go pear shaped EXTREMELY fast if one ally suddenly decides, "Hey, I gotta gun: Let's go take some more land" )

Garth Millano: (so how have you been today, man?)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Been alright. )
( Got some chicken, learned about copyright laws in media, etc. )

Garth Millano: (cool! From what I know that's pretty complicated.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Lots of citing and sourcing to make case decisions )

Garth Millano: (yeah)

Gaven C. (GM): back

Garth Millano: So jackals?

You notice that this take is well, all natural and also have a fighting pit!

watch the not mma?

Jee-Still Waki: ( Might as well. Be rude to talk to the leader if he's watching the fight right now. )

Gaven C. (GM): (She is in it.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( No point to ask her now then at all. )
( Just watch and wait for her to finish up. )

With fliping and throwing and punching and kicking and biting and headbutting...

Garth Millano: (but not to long, you want that concussion based decision making to join your side.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Depends on how badly roughed she gets )

You then see her stand up virtorious as her oppenent stays down on the ground an is carried out.

Jee-Still Waki: ( She done? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Yeah.)

You notice her all brused bloodied and beaten up but still standing with no issue.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... You are the leader of this tribe, yes?"

She spits out a tooth.
and a few blood.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Do you need time to heal?"

Zalashisa: "No no, I'm fine little bat chick."
"Why you need body fearing girl? Trade or anything?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... OK. If you need healing, I can hhhelp. Hhh... I am Shaman Jee-Still Waki of the Chiropteria Tribe. Hhh... I wanted to speak to you of Tribe Hominus."

Gaven C. (GM): brb

Garth Millano: (think she is a rub dirt on it type)

Zakashisa: "Those ape bastards? You want to kill them all I assume."

Zalashisa: "I don't need any Meds, you got any food on ya?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... To not only keep my tribe safe. Hhh... To keep all tribes safe from them."
( How much do I got on hand? )

Gaven C. (GM): 3 days of food.

Jee-Still Waki gives Zalashisa a day's worth of food. "Hhh... Yes. Is this fine? Hhh... I am travelling to other tribes. Asking for them to unite and take them down. Hhh... I have spoken to Waterlou and his tribe before coming here. He agrees to help."

She drinks down the Fruit Juice.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... My tribe are learning to use off-land weapons: guns. Hhh... I can find supplies from off-landers, bring them to tribe and ally tribes. Hhh... Teach them to use them and destroy Tribe Hominus."

She Spits out her drink and laughs like a maniac

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh?"

Zalashisa: "A tiny bat and Otter are fighting against those dirty apes?

Garth Millano: (and the hitch.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Hitch? )
"Hhh... I intend to find more tribes. And the off-lander weapons will give us the power to stop the apes, tribe leader."

She just seems to stop listening to ya.

Zalashisa: "Listen, I don't need Weapons to kick their asses."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh? No weapons to fight the ones who destroyed many tribes with only their hands? Hhh..."

Zalashisa: "And they never even dare invading us cause we would whip thier asses to Logos."

She picks you up.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Then removing them is of no challenge to you then- HHHHH!"

Zalashisa: "Listen here miss Robo eyes, look at my body! It built like a temple of worship! I DON'T need guns to kick thier asses! The only guns I need is these babies!"
"And tell me little miss bat, what would I gain from joining you to win while you guys are ground feed?"

Garth Millano: (just give her money!)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh! Hhh! Hhhh... What would you want?" Jee says, calming down after being lifted by the scruff of her neck.

Gaven C. (GM): (Its by the waist)

Jee-Still Waki: ( With one hand? )

Garth Millano: (she apparently likes fruit, give her the ape bana crop.)

Gaven C. (GM): (She Amazon.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Ah, so obviously bitch bois )

Gaven C. (GM): (Yes.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Oh fuck wait )
"Hhh... Hhh? Hhh... What if I give you the apes?"
"Hhh... They will try to flee after losing. Hhh... Ones will be captured. Hhh... Given to you for your wantings."

Zalashisa: "What 'wanting'?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... You hate them, yes?"

Zalashisa: "Yes, I do."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... You and your people with ape slaves. Do what you please with them. Hhh... Pay them back what they did to all."

Zalashisa: "And I rather just kill them all off, ridding them from the earth."

Jee-Still Waki: ( Roll mind to try and appease to her sadistic side? )

Garth Millano: (Oh that's wrong.)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... But that is too easy, yes? Hhh... They will be doomed. Hhh... Keep the remaining broken tribe, laugh at their failure, have them do your bidding. Hhhh... Or fight in your... arena, yes? Hhh..."
She drops you on the ground

Jee-Still Waki: ( Call it half acting, half "I don't really care, sure Japan you can take the German islands since you're technically helping in the war." )

Garth Millano: (why not split their lands three ways and whoever is in that territory is subject to your laws.

Zalashisa: "Yes, that would be fun, watching them kill eachother for sport."

Garth Millano: You could put a wall up to split it! Oh, you arleady made that joke.)

Zalashisa: "AlsoI want more more thing."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... And this would be?"

Gaven C. (GM): (Give me a perseption roll!)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Oh lord no, they better not be spotted hyenas or some shit if my terrible mind is thinking right )
rolling 1d100+10+80
(30)+10+80= 120
( Mind applies to perception, or am I stupid? )

Gaven C. (GM): (NO psudo penis!)
(It does.)

You notice that there are no males in the tribe.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Roll perception to see her weenus rise. Her grin says it all )
( Goddammit CoC )

Gaven C. (GM): (NO.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Hahahaha )
"Hhh... Hhh? Tribe leader. Where do your people come from?"

Garth Millano: (well, there you go)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Wait, so crossbreeding does work on Bojack rules? )

Zalashisa: "Our mothers."

Gaven C. (GM): (I don't know.)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... And their fathers?" Jee asks.

Zalashisa: "None of your business."

Jee-Still Waki: ( Gator? )

Gaven C. (GM): (were do babies come from gator?)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... And your tribe's children... Hhh... Their future children. Hhh... Where will their fathers come from?"
"Hhh... I see no fathers here, tribe leader. Hhh... Not a male in sight."

You can tell its those amozon tribe that capture men and... best not said.

Garth Millano: (let's say Uplifts adobt dominant traits from their mother or father but are more or less vestigial until puberty. Canine and feline being most dominant genes

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... You are wanting in men. Hhh..."

Zalashisa: "Yes.."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh..."

Zalashisa: "And don't you even suggest the ape slaves."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hah! Never." Jee grins.

Zalashisa Laughs too with a more scary sharp teeth grin.

Garth Millano: (awkward, ho!)

Gaven C. (GM): (Jee plays cupid!)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I cannot promise much, but... Hhh... The tribes I want to unite. Hhh... I want us all to remain as allies after this battle. Hhh... You may find the men you... Hhh... Need, in them."
"Hhh... I would hhhope not as slaves. Hhh..."

Zalashisa: "And if they survive the battle, it will show those they have strengh in thier blood."
"Don't worry, I wont enslave you and those Waterlou tibe."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Yes. And Waterlou and his tribe... Hhh... Maybe the men in his tribe would find admiration in yours... As well as others. Hhh... Willing, strong mates."
"Hhhhah. Good to know... Hhhh... I hhhave not learned of your name yet, tribe leader."
( She never did say her name )
Zalashisa: "It's Zalashisa, and yours is Jee right?"
Garth Millano: (jee "laser eyes" waking)
Gaven C. (GM): (Jee "The walking Slim JIm" Waki)
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Yes, it is. Hhh... The land the apes live in... Hhh... It was my tribe's old home. Hhh... I want my tribe to have it back, but all who help are allowed to reside as our own. Hhh... But I will bring you allies in this battle. Hhh... Perhaps through our uniting, this will give you what you seek."
Zalashisa: "And yes, I'll fight with your men."
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Thank you, leader Zalashisa."
"I will bring message of when to strike. Hhh... The tribes will meet at my grounds. Hhh... Training, strategies... Hhh... There you can see the tribes who will fight alongside us. And then... Tribe Hominus will plague us all no more."

Jee-Still Waki extends her hand to shake with Zalashisa's.
Gaven C. (GM): (Its food time, end here?)
Zalashisa shakes.
Jee-Still Waki: ( I'm cool with that. )
Garth Millano: (sure)
(I gotta rest again.)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Hope you get better. )
Any time you want to pick this back up again, Gaven?
Gaven C. (GM): (Okay, I hope The stereo typical Amazons seem creepy.)
Tomorrow.
or any day really.
Jee-Still Waki: Cool. I'm available tomorrow at 4 PM CDT.
And nah, it's cool.
They're hyenas and all
Garth Millano: I'd like to try and make that too.
Alright, later guys!
Gaven C. (GM): Wait xp
Jee-Still Waki: Not sure how many other tribes I want to go through allying
Garth Millano: Xp.
Jee-Still Waki: But once that's all done and done, then I'd have to raid an off-planet supply cache to arm them all

Garth Millano: Well Amazon's by their myth were kidnappers and psychos.

Gaven C. (GM): 25 for garth and 20 for Jee.