FNAF 1 Phone Call Transcripts

RECORDINGS: NIGHT 1

“Hello? Heeeeloooo! Uhhh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Umm., I actually worked in that office before you. I’m...finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact so...I know it can be a little overwhelming, but i’m here to tell you: there’s nothing to worry about, uhh, you’ll do fine! So...let’s just focus on getting you through your first week. Ok?

Uh...let’s see. First there’s an introductory greeting from the company i’m supposed to read. Eeh it’s kind of a legal thing, you know. ‘Welcome to Freddy Fazzbear’s Pizza: a magical place where kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazzbear entertainment is not responsible for damage, property or person. Upon the discovery of the damage or death of the third, a missing person’s report will be filled within ninety days or as soon as property and premise have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced. Blah, blah, blah.’

Now that might seem bad, I know, there’s really nothing to worry about.

Uhh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No! If I were force to sing...those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember: these characters hold a special place in the heart of children. You need to show them a little respect. Right? Ok.

So just be aware: the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uhh, they’re left with some kind of ‘free-roaming mode’ at night. Uhhh...something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uhh...they used to wander during the day too, but then there was the bite of eighty seven. Yeah...i-it’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, ya know?

Now concerning you’re safety: the only real risk to you as the night watchmen here, if any, is the fact that these characters...uhh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won’t recognize you as a person. They’ll-they’ll most likely see you as a metal endo-skeleton without its’ costume on. Now, since that’s against the rules at Freddy Fazzbear’s Pizza, They’ll probably try ta...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazzbear suit. Umm, now that wouldn’t be so bad if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams,;wires; and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area, so you can imagine how having your head forced inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uhh...the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth would pop out the front of the mask. ...Yeah they don’t tell you these things when you sign up...

But hey! First day should be a breeze, i’ll chat with you tomorrow, uhh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power.

Alright. Goodnight.”

RECORDINGS: NIGHT 2

"Err, hello! Hello? Uhh... well, if you're hearing this, you made it to day two. Uhh, congrats!

I-I won't talk quite as long this time since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses. Umm...you might need to go ahead and peak at those cameras while I talk; just to make sure everyone is in their proper place, ya know?

Uhh, interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn't come off stage very often. I heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark ,though, sooo hey, I guess that's another reason not to run out of power, right?

I also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights: uhh, there are blind-spots in your camera views and the blind spots happen to be right outside your door, so if you can't find something, or someone on your cameras, be sure to check the door-lights. Uhh, you might have only a few seconds to react, but...not that you would be in any danger of course, i'm not implying that.

Also: check on the curtain in Pirate Cove from time to time; the character in their seems unique in that it becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. I guess he doesn't like being watched. I don't know.

Anyway, i'm sure you have everything under control. Uhh...talk to you soon!”

RECORDINGS: NIGHT 3

“Hello, hello! Hey, you’re doing great! Most people don’t last this long! I mean, ya know, the-they usually move on to other things by now...i’m not implying that they died. Tha-that-that’s not what I meant... Uhh, anyway, I better not take up too much of your time, uhh, things starting getting real tonight.

Uh, h-hey listen, I had an idea: If you happen to get caught and want to avoid getting stuffed into a Freddy suit, uhh, try playing dead. Ya know: go limp. Uhh, maybe they’ll think you’re an empty costume instead. Then again, if they think you’re an empty costume, they might try ta...stuff a metal skeleton into you. I wonder how that would work...

...yeeeah never mind; scratch that, it’s best just to not get caught.

Umm, well, ok. I-I’ll leave you to it. See you on the flip side.”

RECORDINGS: NIGHT 4

“Hello, hello! Hey! Hey wow, day four...I knew you could do it.

Hey, listen....I might not be around to send you a message tomorrow (Freddy bangs on powerlocked doors). It’s-It’s been a bad night here. For me. Umm...I-I’m kinda glad that I recorded my messages for you... ahem er, when I did.

H-hey, do me a favor: maybe sometime, eh, you could check inside those suits, in-in the back room? I’ma try to hold out...until someone...checks. Maybe it won’t be so bad. I-I-I always wondered what was in those empty heads...back there- (Freddy’s music begins to play. The one he plays when you run out of power)

Oh no...

(Guard is assaulted by an animatron. Presumably Freddy)

RECORDINGS: NIGHT 5

SLOWED DOWN, REVERSED HUMAN SPEECH (Presumably an animatron’s voice. Could be altered beyond just slowing and reversal.)