Muffinmare

Painting with fluffy

May 27th, 2012
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  1. >Purchase a fluffy pony
  2. >It's a red Pegasus
  3. >You play with him most of the time
  4. >One day, you have to paint your safe room
  5. >"Fwuffy wan' hewp!" the fluffy exclaims
  6. >You can't turn down such a cute face
  7. "Okay, you can help, but be very careful!" you say
  8. >"Okay daddy, I be cawefuw."
  9. >You want to change the safe room to a different color
  10. >Something to match your fluffy
  11. >So you go with red
  12. >You put down the paint bucket and get the brushes
  13. >Your fluffy goes to see the paint
  14. "Get away from the paint! You could hurt yourself!"
  15. >"Sowwy daddy" He says sadly
  16. "It's not your fault, I just need you to be careful."
  17. >"Okay!" he jumps right back into a happy mood
  18. >You begin to paint and your fluffy grabs a brush
  19. >You teach him how to paint with his mouth
  20. >He grabs the brush with his mouth and dips it in paint
  21. "Wow! You're doing a great job!" You exclaim
  22. >"Tanks daddy!"
  23. >He's not doing half bad
  24. >You continue painting
  25. >Fluffy starts to cough
  26. >"No smew pwetty" he says
  27. >Look over to him
  28. >"Fwuffy no feew gud"
  29. >He starts to vomit
  30. >There is paint all over his nose
  31. >He must have been sniffing the paint
  32. >Grab him and rush him to the car
  33. >Driving him to the vet
  34. >He continues to vomit
  35. >By the time you're half way there, he over dosed already
  36. >Go back home and dispose of the carcass
  37. "Note to self, don't let fluffy ponies paint"
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