Fun times with my friend

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like /jp/.

You: hello friend!

You: please stay!!

You: it's okay if you don't want to talk

You: how are you doing?

You: i am doing fine

You: i tried to talk to some other friends from /jp/, but they always disconnect

You: you are not disconnecting though

You: that's great

You: uhmm, so what do you want to talk about?

You: we can talk about touhou, for example

You: my favorite touhou is alice

You: she makes pretty cool dolls

You: and she is lonely like me

You: i bet you also like alice

You: i thought so

You: well, hmmm, how's the weather there?

You: it's sunny here!

You: i think i will make some tea for us

You: tea makes me a little nervous though

You: hahaha well i'm already a little nervous, because i'm talking with you, friend!

You: let's get to know each other

You: hmm

You: i would like trying wearing a dress

You: there was a thread yesterday about dresses

You: did you post in it too, by chance?

You: it had a sakura picture, i like sakura

You: but a sakura dress would probablly look too lewd on me...

You: something more classy and traditional would fit me better

You: you like that style too, don't you?

You: that's great

You: uhh, what do you think we should do next?

You: people around here are doing pretty lewd things, but we are both pure, right?

You: everybody says "18 m horny", how lewd

You: and when i said i was a pure 12 years old maiden they said it was even better

You: i bet you were harassed too

You: but don't worry friend, we are together now

You: i like this omegle thing

You: i never knew i could met a friend like you like this

You: do you like figs?

You: i like figs, but i don't own any

You: i don't have much money, and the cool ones are pricey

You: japanese pages are also scary

You: will they acept my credit card?

You: i'm not really sure...

You: but i wish i had some cool touhou ones

You: most griffon ones look bad, don't you agree?

You: yeah

You: sorry, i had to stop for a moment because someone entered my room

You: let's keep talking, they're gone

You: do you have panties?

You: i want to start a collection

You: my favorite ones are lace panties

You: they should have ribbons

You: everything is better with ribbons

You: would you accept a ribbon from me, friend?

You: i can make a pair and we can wear it

You: that would be great

You: so, where do you live?

You: i wish i lived in gensokyo

You: h-hey

You: i think i like you a lot

You: you are my best friend

You: we have a lot in common, don't we?

You: hmm

You: here, let me hug you

You: *big hug*

You: that was great

You: hmm, i know, you are thinking of something lewd

You: but we have just met

You: and we are pure friends

You: let's not destroy our friendship

You: we can play videogames together

You: that's not lewd, and it's really fun

You: i always wanted to play phantasmagoria of flower view with a friend

You: you are my friend, so let's play it!

You: which character are you choosing?

You: aha, so it's that one?

You: i am not really sure which one i should use

You: i like youmu, but she's hard to play

You: people say zun art is bad

You: but i like it

You: it has a lot of personality

You: my favorite is probably from eosd

You: i want to draw like him

You: but i can't draw very well...

You: i only want to draw cute girls

You: like little dolls with pretty colors and ribbons

You: you like drawing too, don't you?

You: please let me hug you again

You: *hug*

You: that was great

You: let's listen to music

You: i like touhou music the best

You: let's play "capital city of flowers in the sky"

You: it's very relaxing

You: i wish i could play the piano well

You: i took some lessons when i was very little

You: so i know where the keys are

You: i can play "happy birthday"

You: oh, please, tell me your birthday!

You: mine was in january

You: i wish you were there

You: it was really fun, i called all my friends

You: you are one of them now too

You: so you are totally invited to the next party!

You: we will have sweet tea and pastries

You: i have some board games!

You: they're really fun

You: i want to play goose all the time

You: let's play it together friend

You: what present would you like best?

You: i'd like some flowers and candy

You: and cute dresses, full of frills and ribbons

You: all in happy colors like pink and yellow!

You: hmm

You: i will make sure to remember when your birthday is too

You: i'm preparing a surprise party

You: we will have a great one!

You: you are my best friend

You: ;_;

You: i

You: i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have disconnected.