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- > You have faced down demons ten times your size and felt nothing
- > Yet this small pink p0ny, barely half your height, and probably not a third of your weight...
- > Has sent a chill down your back, which you know only as fear.
- > Okay, either the beholder, the portal, or the fall must have done something, there is no logical explanation for this.
- > That fact alone...
- > It's unacceptable...
- > Impossible...
- > To Khyber with this.
- "No"
- > Her expression drops slightly further, but her tone has dropped all subtlety.
- > "Eat. The. Cupcake"
- > It's like shes an avatar of The Fury.
- > You honestly wouldn't be surprised if she suddenly grew demonic appendages.
- > This is not a p0ny.
- > This is an incarnation of passion driven to it's logical extreme.
- > You're doomed.
- > But you do not waiver.
- > Not like you have a choice at this point.
- "No"
- > Her eyes just narrow at you.
- > You see where this is going and start to back towards the door.
- > Not taking your eyes off her this time.
- "I hate to be rude, but I really should get going"
- > You have nowhere to go, but getting out of here until Pinkie Pie cools down seems like the best course of action.
- > You really do hate how rude this must seem but you honestly can't eat, and explaining that would take too long.
- > At least when shes that far gone.
- > Still you'll be doubly sure to apologize.
- > After all she seemed to have good intentions.
- > These thoughts are interrupted as pinkie literally disappears in a puff of smoke in front of you.
- > You take this opportunity to about heel turn and get out while you can.
- > And turn straight into Pinkie pie.
- > Well sort of, you turn into a cannon being leveled off at your face, it just happens to be Pinkie operating said cannon.
- > WAIT WHAT.
- > Before you could possibly react, she fires at you.
- > The resulting blast coats you in something and sends you hurtling through the counter.
- > What is with these p0nies and sending you flying?
- > Honestly you weigh like six-hundred pounds, they should have a hard time getting you to budge, let alone throwing you.
- > And what in Khyber are you covered in?
- > You wipe your eyes clear and take a look at what you are now covered in.
- > Is that... blue frosting and... bits of cupcake?
- > Did she try to kill you with a giant blue cupcake?
- > By the Sovreighn Host, theres frosting everywhere!
- > You jump back on to your feet.
- > You look around the shop for Pinkie, only to find you don't need to look far, shes right in front of you on the ruins of the counter.
- > She's back to her manic grin.
- > You're still staring with the ever-unchanging face of yours.
- > "Weeeeeellllll?"
- "Pardon"
- > "What'd you think of the cupcake!?"
- > Are you kidding?
- > She tried to make you eat a cupcake via CANNON.
- > Yep she's insane.
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