They Call Me Two Face: Hark ye hither.God Gi god-den.
Razor B1ade: yes
They Call Me Two Face: Ay or nay?
Razor B1ade: nay
They Call Me Two Face: Damith
They Call Me Two Face: I bite my thumb at thee
Razor B1ade: O_O
Razor B1ade: Do you bite your thumb at me sir!?
They Call Me Two Face: Yes sir I do
Razor B1ade: hah, thou isnt but a surrish scoundrel
They Call Me Two Face: Nay! 'tis not fact! I bid, where for did you make that statement, fellow.
Razor B1ade: I maketh it right in the glos hag's face! (points at you)
They Call Me Two Face: (Looks at wife) Ho, fetch me thy long sword!
Razor B1ade: (looks at small fat child) GLUTTON! find thi hammer of retrebution
They Call Me Two Face: Hark ye fellow, we canst work this out! I beseech you! Art you a nice fellow?
Razor B1ade: Hah, i have yet to see you provith worthy louse....
They Call Me Two Face: (swings long sword around to point at own stomach.) If you art not going to let thy live, I will not let you end me. (Begins Japanese suicide with the sword) God gi god- den, felloq.
Razor B1ade: NAY! I MUSTETH end you or master shall not be pleased!!!
They Call Me Two Face: (dies)
Razor B1ade: By the gods.....
Razor B1ade: There musteth be only one...........
Razor B1ade: (Begins to consume foe's blood , only to reaize the fallen had smallpox)
They Call Me Two Face: *gurgels* You fool!
Razor B1ade: *begins to choke*
Razor B1ade: By the bride of troll....
Razor B1ade: (takes one last breath before falling on ground choking as the happen leans over and smashes what is left to peices)
They Call Me Two Face: END SCENE
They Call Me Two Face: Oscar nominee
Razor B1ade: Indeed
They Call Me Two Face: Good day sir. I will now get on my noble stede and eat some crumpets... And then later, cry myself to sleep.
Razor B1ade: I shall beat thi meat
They Call Me Two Face: like a butcher
Razor B1ade: and pump the pussy like im ashton kutcher
They Call Me Two Face: because everywhere i go, bitches always know
Razor B1ade: charlie scene has a weenie that he likes to show
They Call Me Two Face: good day