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  1. >Day Timezones in Equestria
  2. >Be Anon
  3. >Don't wake up
  4. >You are allready awake
  5. >Been so for the past 20 hours
  6. >Still behind your magical pc, lurking Flutterrape
  7. >Due to timezone differences, all the American writefags are up when it's early in the morning for you
  8. >It is now 7 AM in Equestria, and you are still sitting at your screen, reading stories
  9. >You can relate to the stories way too well, considering you are in similar situations on a daily basis
  10. >You are especially liking the one you are reading right now where Anon takes revenge and actually rapes Fluttershy
  11. >Your biological clock indicates you should start your morning routine
  12. >Head to your bathroom
  13. >Take a shit, you've been holding it in for an hour or four
  14. >Don't really feel like shaving or showering, you'll do that after you have actually been to bed
  15. >Just a few more hours before the thread dies down again when other people in a less silly timezone go to bed
  16. >Walk back over to your pc
  17. >You're feeling kind of peckish
  18. >Walk over to kitchen, figure you will get yourself a bowl of cereal as a snack
  19. >Take out a bowl, fill it with some sugar frosted crotchtits and a splash of milk
  20. >Ponder the availability of milk in a world of sentient cows, and if they don't find it weird to give away their babyfood for grown ass p0nies to drink
  21. >Go back to your pc, taking the bowl with you
  22. >Just as you are about to take your first bite, you hear a knock on the door
  23. >Fuck, is it that time allready?
  24. >Walk over to door
  25. >Open it
  26. >It's a pony dressed in a colorful suit, holding a check from the Equestrian lottery worth a million bits
  27. >Not really
  28. >It's fucking Fluttershy
  29. >You are surprised at the appearant lack of rape attributes
  30. >Normally she brings something related to the fetish she is going to torment you with that day
  31. >But no, no S&M gear in sight, no sexy nurse uniform, she is not even wearing a diaper
  32. >"U-um, hi Anon"
  33. "What do you want, Fluttershy?"
  34. >"I-i uhm, was wondering... A-are shaved vaginas your fetish"
  35. >With that she turns around and presents herself to you
  36. >In the middle of all her yellow fur, there is a huge bald spot around her cooter
  37. >It looks absolutely ridiculous
  38. >You are about to laugh, but break into a huge yawn instead
  39. >Being up this long is getting to you
  40. >Fluttershy looks at you with slightly teary eyes
  41. >"I-i'm sorry, Anon.. I d-didn't think you would find it b-boring..."
  42. >"I-i'll be back with a more e-exciting fetish guess tomorrow"
  43. >"Maybe g-gangrape, or scat"
  44. >You aren't sure if she means she will let herself get gangraped in front of you, or if she wants to do it to you
  45. >Best to correct her either way
  46. "No! Fluttershy, I don't think it's boring at all! I'm just tired"
  47. >"You d-don't think it's boring? L-lets have sex then!"
  48. "It's not boring, but it's not that exciting either"
  49. >"Oh.."
  50. "What I'm saying that whatever my fetish is, its nice and calm."
  51. "Like... bring me waffles in the morning.. or clean my house"
  52. "I'm not saying one of those is my fetish, but it might be, try it out"
  53. >Anon you manipulative genius
  54. >"S-so why are you so t-tired anyways?"
  55. >"Y-you haven't been rutting another mare b-behind my back, have you?"
  56. >Fluttershy begins to get teary eyed
  57. "First of all that's none of your business, and secondly, I'm tired because I haven't been to bed yet"
  58. >"Y-you haven't been to bed yet? A-anon, lack of sleep is r-really unhealthy!"
  59. >"U-unless... I-is lack of sleep your fetish?"
  60. "No Fluttershy, it isn't. Although you do make me want to stay awake, so you can't rape me in my sleep"
  61. >"B-but I thought it wasn't rape if you c-couldn't say no"
  62. >You don't even know how to answer that comment
  63. "..."
  64. "In any case, I was going to bed soon anyways. In fact, YOU are keeping me up"
  65. >You think that will make her leave, so you close the door
  66. >The door gets stuck on a yellow hoof that is inserted between it and the doorframe
  67. >"P-please let me tuck you in!"
  68. >She smiles at you, and contrary to her usual smiles, this one is not a rapeface
  69. "No rape okay?"
  70. >She nods
  71. "And no sex that is questionably consentual due to me being unable to say no"
  72. >Fluttershy looks away and stares at the ceiling pondering something
  73. >You sigh
  74. >She finally nods her head
  75. >smallvictories.png
  76. >Go upstairs, with the yellow menace following you
  77. >As you walk by your pc, you notice the bowl of cereal that has turned into a soggy mess
  78. >You're still going to eat it tomorrow though
  79. >Didn't choose the bachelor life, it chose me
  80. >Arrive at your bedroom
  81. >Hesitate about undressing in front of Fluttershy, then realise she has seen it all before
  82. >It took you a while to figure out the rubber ducky she gave you for use during bathtime actually had a camera inside it
  83. >You felt quite betrayed after that, you told that duck some of your most personal thoughts
  84. >Lucky for you you didn't tell it your fetish
  85. >At least this will be the first time you show her willingly
  86. >Strip down to boxers, throw your clothes in the hamper
  87. >Fluttershy eyes your crotch expectantly, but you are not taking your boxers off
  88. >Get under the covers
  89. >She tucks you in and tries to give you a kiss on the forehead
  90. >Expertly dodge
  91. >Fluttershy smooches your pillow
  92. >When she is done, your pillow is wet and sticky with saliva
  93. >You just can't win with this mare
  94. >"A-and now, a bedtime story:"
  95. >"F-flutterella and the monkey prince"
  96. >She begins to tell you a barely comprehensible tale of political treachery and romance between a lovable beggar girl and a handsome prince of the land of the Simians
  97. >It's not really clear how she expects you to get sleepy from listening to a sex scene that lasts half an hour
  98. >Eventually though, your weariness overcomes you and you drift off to dreamland
  99. >You dream you are a mighty monkey lord, in the middle of tight negotiations with an alicorn
  100. >But oh no! you forgot to wear pants today!
  101. >You are then rutted by the alicorn's royal rapist
  102. >Why do all your dreams end like this?
  103. >You are scared awake from this nightmare, and look at your alarm clock
  104. >3 pm. good enough to get up
  105. >Midday routine
  106. >Piss, pluck eyebrows, take a bath
  107. >Go downstairs
  108. >As you walk down the stairs, you hear a typing sound come down from below
  109. >Oh crap
  110. >Arrive in your living room, where you see Fluttershy rapidly typing on your magic pc
  111. >She still has the Flutterrape thread open
  112. >Oh god if she has been reading stories about her raping you
  113. >All that inspiration
  114. >You walk up behind her to see what she is typing
  115. >She is commenting on a story
  116. >"lel made me laugh xD, you shuld really have Fluttershy win though :p, she deserves itt!!! :D:D"
  117. >Pull her away from the computer
  118. >See she has responded to every story in the entire thread in this manner
  119. >She left your name and trip on
  120. >Your reputation is ruined
  121. >The writefags will never give you their respect now
  122. >And thats terrible.
  123. >All because of
  124. >The fucking time difference between Europ-.. between Equestria and America
  125. >And of course also because of
  126. >Fucking Fluttershy
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