TES S1 1

Volt: Ahhhh.... being a Blaze in the Nether is wonderful. Life is so adventurous, I love it!
Random Ghast: EHHHHHHHHHH!
The Ghast shoots out a fireball.
Volt: NO!
Volt is hit by the shot and plummets. He was lucky enough to land in the minecart of a passing player.
Player: AHH! A BLAZE!!!
Volt: Help... me.....
Volt blacks out. 2 days pass. Volt wakes up.
Volt: Huh? What's going on? Why am I in a mechanic lab?
Player: It's ok. I took you from the Nether to my home. All that was left of you was your blazing core. I built you a new body, a robotic one. Either of your arms can swap from a flamethrower to a Blaze-Rod cannon. You have a large ventalation in your back, and I designed a system to allow vocal interaction.
Volt: Who are you?
Player: I'm Zach. Who are you?
Volt: Voltdrive, but call me Volt. Where am I?
Zach: We are currently in the war for the powerful sword, Excalibur. This is the Second War, it has raged for 1000s of years, we are part of the Blue Region.
Volt: What sword?
Zach: As the story goes,
  A long, long, time ago, there were two regions. Blue, and Red. They were strong allies and were very peaceul with each other. They would mine, farm, hunt, and became very strong and powerful. One day, a person from Blue and a person from Red discovered 2 Emeralds. Commonly portrayed in myths and folklore, this mythical ore was thought to never exist. They agreed to each take one for their region, but the regions became jealous of each other. Soon, they went to war in the field of wood. It was an intense battle that lead to many deaths. After war raged for 3 years, the Emeralds were brought to the field. There immense power was thought to end the war. When the two Emeralds collided in the air at insane speeds, they suddenly morphed together whilst summoning all the wood from the field, and it created the most powerful sword, ever. It would not budge from it's place, and simply floated in the air in the middle of the field, giving off a strong, green aura. Each region had a small temple behind their region, that hosted a single block of obsidian. This controlled the regions power and soon scientists discovered that if they destroyed the opposing team's power source, the immense aura keeping the Emerald Sword in place would displace the power and it would be summoned to the team with the stronger power source. Soon, the war raged stronger and shortly after the 2nd war began, the Emerald Sword was named Excalibur. Thousands of years later, the war still rages for the claim of Excalibur.
Volt: So.... we are in a war for a mythic all-mighty Emerald Sword named Excalibur?
Zach: Well, yeah.