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- [Spoken:]
- Wanted: a Nintendo console for your loyal fans.
- If you want this choice position
- Good hardware should be your mission
- No gimmicks, just games
- All hype, no lame
- It must run well; not last-gen shitty
- Very fast and fairly pretty
- 1080p and 60 frames
- Thirty-buck games
- Never use motion controls
- Never make us play tennis -- or bowl
- It should have a lot of power
- And startup shouldn't last an hour
- If you have second-party titles
- We will never spew disgust or bile
- We won't tell people that your company's dead,
- Cause shitstorms to rage, or call for your head
- Hurry, Ninty
- Many thanks, sincerely,
- The anons of /v/
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