Stats
-No House or Garden.
(0:31) When a furre says {!stats},
 (1:606) and the PhoenixSpeak info {house} about the triggering furre does not exist,
 (1:606) and the PhoenixSpeak info {garden} about the triggering furre does not exist,
    (5:200) emit message {You do not own a house or garden.} to the triggering furre.

-Garden
(0:31) When a furre says {!stats},
 (1:606) and the PhoenixSpeak info {house} about the triggering furre does not exist,
 (1:605) and the PhoenixSpeak info {garden} about the triggering furre exists,
    (5:610) remember the PhoenixSpeak info {garden} about the triggering furre, and put it in variable %garden.
    (5:200) emit message {You own garden %garden\.} to the triggering furre.

-House
(0:31) When a furre says {!stats},
 (1:606) and the PhoenixSpeak info {garden} about the triggering furre does not exist,
 (1:605) and the PhoenixSpeak info {house} about the triggering furre exists,
    (5:610) remember the PhoenixSpeak info {house} about the triggering furre, and put it in variable %house.
    (5:200) emit message {You own house %house\.} to the triggering furre.