Jimmy Deen

Wiping the dust off the mirror, Peter stopped and stared, the dark bags under his eyes staggered like old beggars bent over trying to hide from the cold.

‘Ricardo…..Ricardo….RICARDO!’

‘Yes Woman, what is it you require me to do now?’

‘You found a job yet?’

‘I sent out another application today’, Ricardo muttered under his icy breath.


As he put in his username and password the blood from his knuckles leaked into the keyboards and started polling around the enter key. Too depressed to even care he slammed the enter key with his index finger with more force than was required and with a blinding light, sparks flew from his keyboard electrocuting him, the charge traveling through his blood, shaking his entire body violently. He looked at his character in the selection screen as he felt his consciousness fade into oblivion.

‘ET….ET….normal human to EvilTouch….damn B, when is he gonna wake up’, a voice spoke.

‘Chill?’, Ricardo muttered…

‘Finally a response, I thought the wraiths got you too’,

‘What are you talking about?’

‘THE WORLD IS COLLAPSING AROUND YOU…OPEN YOUR EYES !!!!....of all the people to get stuck in this hole with me…’ chill said with a displeased look in his eyes

‘Mind your language or I will be forced to mute you!’ exclaimed Ricardo!

‘…Mute me? With what power, you don’t have GM permissions anymore , the Russians removed it when we got stuck in here’ laughed Chill

‘Stuck in here?’ Ricardo said confused beyond belief.

‘Yea…I spilt some coffee on my keyboard and must not have wiped all of it off and when I pressed enter, I passed out and when I woke up, I was in this hell hole…

‘I think something similar happened to me’ said Ricardo

‘Just my luck ey…’said Chill sarcastically

‘How do you know wraiths tried to bring down epic?’ questioned Ricardo

‘TRIED? They are succeeding right now, look over thee, the map is disintegrating as we speak…I woke up like a hr. or so before you and I went…exploring should we say!


‘So any idea how we can save the server?’

‘Yea, when I…went exploring, I saw door in the sky and I think we need to close it to save the server’

‘Okay lets go…’

So the godly archer and the depressed GM both got on their flyers and did a super awesome combo move with take aim and the mystic knockback skill to launch ET into the sky and through the door….as ET broke through the door, he used Reel in from his not broken mystic that known skills of every other class….Chill was like ‘DAFUK???????’ and said,

‘Damn was about to use flyhack to get back up, but this works too’

‘I’m gonna ban you for flyhacking when the server is back up’ ET said with a sinister smile on his face…

And that my friend is how the greatest archer on EPW helped EvilTouch to save Epic Perfect Wold from the wraiths.