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  1. REGULAR
  2.  
  3. "Dead kids
  4. Dead kids everywhere!"
  5. FNAF 2 Golden Freddy head (clicking on it enables FNAF 1 GF Jumpscare, scrolling to bottom reveals "IT'S ME" text, clicking it links you to /1987/, a glitched and broken 404 page)
  6. Metal Owl - I dunno (H00T H00T.)
  7. "Bernie for President!"
  8. Layer 2 Freddy Head - FNAF World (Floating Freddy Head. Because why not?)
  9. "ARE YOU READY FOR FREDDY?" (5COMPUTERSINLOVE/FNAF 3 font)
  10. "If it's all a dream
  11. Why isn't NM-Mangle canon?"
  12. "Take a berake!
  13. Eat launch!"
  14. 3D yellow circus tent - FNAF World (Why are all tents so small? This tent could barely house a table. What do they even put in these things?)
  15. "You're a dream theorist?
  16. LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN." (Second sentence is in sp00ky red and uses [UNKNOWN] font)
  17. "IS THIS MEMES?"
  18. Dancing thing - FNAF World (Acrobatic!)
  19. "When are the Fredbear plushies out?"
  20. "A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike!"
  21. "-popgoes the Weasel!"
  22. "Pop goes the weasel!"
  23. Some sort of tiki mask - Most likely Chipper & Sons Lumber Co. (OOGA BOOGA BOO!)
  24. ";)"
  25. Freddy in a Boat - FNAF World (Row, row, row your boat!)
  26. "Is Mangle even a pirate?"
  27. "We're totes not Scott!
  28. Promise!"
  29. "S A V E
  30. T H E M" (5COMPUTERSINLOVE/FNAF 3 font)
  31. Dancing robot - Dunno (He looks so happy!)
  32. "Five nights at >Freddy's<
  33. Yet he's never the biggest threat?"
  34. "*Opens the box*
  35. *It's a shredded 87,000 page novel of the plot*"
  36. "I miss Flumpty :C"
  37. 3D Brow Boy Overworld - FNAF World (Wow. Lookit that unibrow.)
  38. "Jumpscares!
  39. Jumpscares everywhere!"
  40. "If the puppet can float
  41. why not the robots?"
  42. "Freddy VS. The Terminator
  43. Who would win?"
  44. 8-Bit Cupcake - FNAF World (I don't know what to write. It's a cupcake?)
  45. "Honking noses
  46. every night!"
  47. "Remember when we had
  48. the lore nailed down?"
  49. 3D Box - FNAF World (What's in the box?)
  50. "What does the Foxy say?"
  51. Layer 1 Freddy - FNAF World (I'm Blue! da ba dee, da ba dieeee~!)
  52. Chipper's Head - Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. (Still creepier than FNaF ever could be.)
  53. "CAN'T A PIRATE MASTURBATE
  54. IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE?" (FNAF 3 font)
  55. "FREDDY MY FUCKING
  56. HEAD IS GONE." (FNAF 3 font)
  57. "Totally not distracted
  58. by Chica's hips!"
  59. "I've added too many
  60. images to the rotation!"
  61. A mushroom with a face - Seriously don't want to know (KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.)
  62. Chipper Coin - Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. (Coins for beavers, but only accepted by strange forest owls.)
  63. "DEVOUR MY HOT
  64. BIRD ASS, FREDDY." (FNAF 3 font)
  65. Purplegeist - FNAF World Troll Edition/FNAF World Update 2 (*Squish*)
  66. 3D Blue tent - FNAF World (Is it just me who has never seen tents that look like this?)
  67. A strange square circle thing that's blue - Dunno (He never did get to play computer games. That is the biggest tragedy of Scott's work.)
  68. 3D Key - FNAF World (Is anyone else going to note the stupifying size of this key in-game?)
  69. "I hope you all don't
  70. destroy my bandwidth!"
  71. "Is Fredbear
  72. Golden Freddy?"
  73. "Mangle didn't
  74. deserve this!"
  75. 2D Auto-Chipper Overworld - FNAF World (Chipper would be proud!)
  76. Spinning microphone - FNAF World (Microphones are so aerodynamic!)
  77. "Writing editorials!
  78. Fighting the system!"
  79. "Mopping up Matpat's
  80. sweet, sweet tears!"
  81. "If Chica eats a chicken pizza
  82. is that cannibalism?"
  83. Token Coin - Probably Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. (I HOPE YOU ENJOY USING THESE COINS, BACKSTABBER. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.)
  84. "How many of you
  85. even played the game?"
  86. "Come for the timeline!
  87. Stay for the salt!"
  88. "Don't sign
  89. Smike's contract!"
  90. "Don't hold it
  91. against us!"
  92. "Ask Reddit about
  93. how wrong we are!"
  94. 3D Tents that lead to Pinwheel Circus - FNAF World (MoThErFuCkIn' WeLcOmE tO tHe DaRk CaRnIvAl, BrOtHeR.)
  95. "The root of all drama!"
  96. "So when do I get
  97. a FnaFLore /image/ flair?"
  98. 3D Stopwatch - FNAF World (I already wasted my good clock rhyme on the old 2D one. I don't think I can come up with another one. :c)
  99. "IT'S TIME TO
  100. YIFF SOME DICKS." (FNAF 3 font)
  101. " lost all of these headers once.
  102. It was horrible. :c"
  103. "Withered Bonnie:
  104. Crack. Not even once." (Second sentence is in FNAF 3 font)
  105. TINPB guy - TINPB (The man, The legend, The Phone Guy!)
  106. Chipper's Head with snazzy glasses - Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. (AWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEE)
  107. "Maybe Foxy
  108. "IS THIS MEMES?"
  109. "It's been so
  110. looooooooooooooong~!"
  111. "I'm running out of
  112. witty two-liners!"
  113. "The only game where
  114. locked doors need power!"
  115. "Bonnie x Foxy
  116. OTP FOREVER"
  117. "That's no duck!"
  118. Layer 4 Freddy - FNAF World (Leavin' Breadcrumbs!)
  119. "Why are all safe rooms
  120. off-camera?"
  121. 2D Freddy Overworld - FNAF World (Dawwr, look at the widdle guy!)
  122. "I hope you all don't
  123. overload my broadband!"
  124. "I still prefer
  125. Salvage!"
  126. "If Phone Guy dies
  127. then who was phone?"
  128. "Will FNaF ever get
  129. a steampunk elephant?"
  130. "Fair-use protected!"
  131. "I still prefer the
  132. 2D FNaF World"
  133. Some sort of gold termite - I dunno (Who knew termites were all about rubies?)
  134. "CAN'T A PIRATE MASTURBATE
  135. IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE?" (FNAF 3 font)
  136. A grey sortof wireframe bunny - Dunno (awwww, so cute!)
  137. "They're robots.
  138. They're not people.
  139. They have no genders. :u"
  140. "INHALE MY DONG
  141. ENRAGEMENT CHILD." (FNAF 3 font)
  142. "If FNaF is a dream,
  143. solve the dream's story!"
  144. "A fan-created timeline!
  145. (oh god please don't sue us Scott!)"
  146. "ITS ME" (/1987/ only)
  147. "Jumpscare free!
  148. We guarantee!**not guaranteed"
  149. "Dissing the Dream Theory
  150. since '87!"
  151. "Watch out for
  152. Golden Freddy!"
  153. "PETA Approved!"
  154. BRB Sign - FNAF World (Burb)
  155. "Viva la résistance!"
  156. "Revolution!"
  157. 2D Clock - FNAF World (Hickory Dickory Dock! The guard looked at his clock! The clock struck six, no bucket he kicks! Hickory Dickory Dock!)
  158. Owl - Dunno (Why use paths? Paths are for morons. Let's fly through the woods and hope we don't hit anything. Great plan!)
  159. Blurry dancing thing - FNAF World (I wanted to make a joke about Peter Pan's shadow being envious of his moves. It didn't go well. I might revisit this one. Disappointed in myself.)
  160. Greatly drawn TINPB guy - Fanart (Derp Cawthon (Made by Pocky))
  161.  
  162.  
  163. ONAF
  164.  
  165. "Egg-cellent!"
  166. "Hard-Boiled!"
  167. "SPAM" (5COMPUTERSINLOVE/FNAF 3 font)
  168. "HAM" (5COMPUTERSINLOVE/FNAF 3 font)
  169. "Flumpty Bumpty
  170. had a great fall!"
  171. "This is, the Flumpty Jam~~~~"
  172.  
  173. FNAC
  174.  
  175. "The Penguin is the
  176. best animatronic <3"
  177. "Why are there never
  178. healthy restaurants?"
  179. "THEY'RE NOT FRIES, THEY'RE CHIPS.
  180. COME AT ME BRO."
  181. "A burger joint, promoted by a cat
  182. named after confectionery."
  183. "Let's face it. At some point, someone
  184. has drawn a dick on Blank." (Unused)
  185.  
  186. POPGOES
  187.  
  188. How the fuck should I know?
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