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Prison Anon 3

May 29th, 2015
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  1. >Be anon
  2. >Apparently tonight is spaghetti night
  3. >You got a couple odd looks for getting your fruits and veggies
  4. >But shit, you haven’t had a good full course meal in ages
  5. >And you get a pudding cup
  6. >Fuck yes
  7. >You waste no time digging in
  8. >And the first bite is amazing
  9. “Ahhh… it’s been too long.”
  10. >Hell, the best you could find in the desert was cactus
  11. >Your guard gives you a strange look
  12. >Actually, you never got her name
  13. >You finish your bite and turn around
  14. “Excuse me, but I never got your name”
  15. >“Huh? I’m Cookies ‘n’ Cream, but you can just call me Cookies”
  16. >An odd name, but most ponies here seem to have odd names
  17. >“So, what do you mean it’s been too long?”
  18. >Oh
  19. >Hmmm
  20. >You’re not supposed to tell anyone what happened…
  21. >So you go with a half truth
  22. “Too long since I’ve had such a huge meal!”
  23. >For a second it looked like she wasn’t buying it
  24. >Then that look went away
  25. >“Oh we work very hard to make sure everypony is well fed here!”
  26. >Huh
  27. >Makes sense you suppose
  28. >Don’t want inmates being malnourished
  29. >That’d look bad
  30. >At least she bought your excuse
  31. >For a minute you thought she would ask more questions
  32. >You turn back to your plate and resume eating
  33. >For a sauce with no meat in it, this is pretty tasty
  34. >After a moment of silence, Cookies shifts in her seat
  35. >“Anonymous? Why did you break your lamp?”
  36. >You tense up
  37. >Is it ok to tell her you were having nightmares?
  38. >She kinda flipped out when she saw your “ouchie”
  39. >You go on the safe side with this one
  40. “Must have had a vivid dream”
  41. >That’s as close to the truth as she needs to hear
  42. >You finish up your food
  43. >And that sweet pudding cup
  44. >Sugary goodness is a luxury you’ve sorely missed
  45. >And you shan’t go without it any longer!
  46. >Just when you finish, Warden comes up behind you
  47. >“Hey Anon! I’ve got a note for you!”
  48. >She hands- hoofs?
  49. >Hoofs over a folded piece of paper
  50. >You unfold it and read to yourself
  51. >“Dear Anonymous; Please report to the therapist’s office as soon as you are available”
  52. >There’s also a minimap of the prison
  53. >With a star labelling the place you’re supposed to go
  54. >“Oh hi Warden! What brings you over here?”
  55. >Cookies pipes up, breaking the silence that had formed
  56. >“Oh nothing! Anon here just needs to check in with the therapist that’s all!”
  57. >You let out a long sigh
  58. >You figured this would happen
  59. >Maybe it’s a standard thing here, but you get the feeling you are a special case
  60. >Might as well get this over with
  61.  
  62.  
  63. >Be cookies
  64. >This anonymous sure is different
  65. >He picked out all the healthy food options without you having to say anything!
  66. >“Ahhh… it’s been too long.”
  67. >What is that supposed to mean?
  68. >…”…ver got your name”
  69. >Hmm?
  70. >Oh he asked you name!
  71. >You tell him
  72. >A short silence passes
  73. >You think about something to start conversation
  74. >Something about his comment just seems off
  75. >So you ask
  76. “So, what do you mean it’s been too long?”
  77. >He replies with an odd amount of enthusiasm
  78. >“Too long since I’ve had such a huge meal!”
  79. >What does he mean by that?
  80. >Hmm
  81. >That’s it!
  82. >He must have been worried that he wouldn’t get enough to eat here!
  83. >How silly!
  84. “Oh we work very hard to make sure everypony is well fed here!
  85. >That reassures him, and he went back to eating
  86. >Silly colt
  87. >Why would he think he wouldn’t be taken care of?
  88. >Everypony is very important!
  89. >Even the smallest of injuries are taken care of around here
  90. >You and the rest of the guards make sure of that
  91. >That reminds you…
  92. “Anonymous? Why did you break your lamp?”
  93. >Oh no!
  94. >Looks like you hit a nerve!
  95. >You don’t want to be the reason for someone getting sad!
  96. >“Must have had a vivid dream”
  97. >He mutters
  98. >And just goes right back to eating
  99. >Look at you cookies!
  100. >You made somepony not want to talk to you
  101. >Now there’s a thick silence as Anonymous finishes his meal
  102. >How can you make up for this?
  103. >“Hey Anon! I’ve got a note for you!”
  104. >Hey that’s Warden!
  105. >Maybe she can help!
  106. “Oh hi Warden! What brings you over here?”
  107. >“Oh nothing! Anon here just needs to check in with the therapist that’s all!”
  108. >Therapist?
  109. >That sounds serious!
  110. >Ponies don’t get called in there unless something went really wrong for them!
  111. >You watch him sigh and head off, following the map left on the note
  112. >You hope the warden can help you out on this one
  113. “Warden? I think I may have made him grumpy!”
  114. >“Well we can’t have that, now can we?!”
  115. >As enthusiastic as ever!
  116. >Warden pulls you to the side and lays out a plan…
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