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- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- You both like sonic.
- You: hey
- Stranger: hi
- Stranger: asl
- You: 16/m/tailsthesexyfox
- You: ;))))
- Stranger: ;))))))))))
- Stranger: b4 we begin though......
- Stranger: do u have autism?
- You: yes
- You: why?
- Stranger: me too
- You: wow
- You: it's so hard trying to find someone with autism these days
- Stranger: ok bb lets go
- You: you start first
- Stranger: well
- You: <3
- Stranger: there's /mlp/, /a/, /v/, 9gag, tumblr and reddit
- Stranger: and of course
- Stranger: omegle
- Stranger: eyyy
- You: i love browsing 9gag and tumblr
- You: not to mention reddit
- You: i hate 4chan
- Stranger: why
- You: /b/ hates bronies
- You: so much
- You: i don't like them
- Stranger: u a brony?
- You: yeah
- Stranger: me 2
- You: i clop to steamy fanfictions every night
- You: and sonic too
- Stranger: but 4chan also has /mlp/ u know
- You: but y'know
- You: like
- You: i don't like /mlp/
- You: it doesn't have the same magic as /r/clop
- Stranger: they're great guys
- Stranger: ok i'm gonna find a pic 2 set the mood
- Stranger: 1 sec
- You: hello???
- Stranger: http://puuush.me/image.cfm?id=2c498af3-155d-b443-0701760193142433
- Stranger: ys
- You: oh my god
- Stranger: u see this man walking down the street
- You: yes
- Stranger: what do u do
- You: i ask him to come down to my apartment
- Stranger: the man comes into ur apartment
- Stranger: u can see a tail
- You: i take off all my clothes and strip for him
- Stranger: its very black
- You: and then
- You: all of a sudden
- Stranger: you can see his big black dick becoming very hard
- You: SCUTTLY AND GRUNE FUCK ME IN THE ASS SO FUCKING TIGHTLY
- You: IT HURTS SO MUCH
- You: I WANT TO DIE
- You: BUT I DO IT FOR THEM
- Stranger: JESYS
- Stranger: W
- Stranger: WWHF
- Stranger: WWHWH
- Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
- Stranger: NO
- Stranger: NO WAY
- Stranger: NO
- Stranger: FUCKING
- Stranger: NO
- Stranger: WAY
- Stranger: NO
- Stranger: NO
- You: EVERYTHING IS A LIE SCUTTLY
- Stranger: WHAT
- Stranger: YOU FUCKIGN SHIT
- Stranger: YOU
- Stranger: FUCKING
- Stranger: SHIT
- You: I'M SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW
- Stranger: YOU
- Stranger: FUCKING
- Stranger: FAG
- You: my sides
- You: time to pastebin this shit
- You: fuck you scuttly
- You: drink bleach and die
- You: <3
- You have disconnected.
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